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incorrectxfiles · 3 years
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Mulder: Hey Frohike, can you come here? If you were my partner, would you be all freaked out that I’m JUST FRIENDS with Krycek?
Scully: Who cares what Frohike thinks?
Frohike: Honestly, I wouldn’t love it.
Scully: I care what he thinks.
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incorrectxfiles · 4 years
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Frohike: Where's Mulder?
Scully: Somewhere disappointing God.
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incorrectxfiles · 4 years
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Mulder: Okay, so you’re driving and the lone gunmen walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Scully: Oh definitely Frohike.
Mulder: The brakes, Scully. You hit the brakes.
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incorrectxfiles · 4 years
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Scully: Is that Mulder over there? What is he doing?
Langly: He's dreaming about what could have been, I think.
Frohike: No, I think he's just chasing seagulls, Richard.
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incorrectxfiles · 4 years
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Frohike: Scully gave me a get better soon card.
Mulder: Wow, really? That's surprising.
Frohike: I'm not sick, she just said I should do better.
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incorrectxfiles · 4 years
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Frohike: Can I ask you a medical question?
Scully: Sure
Frohike: Do you make housecalls?
Scully: Try the Red Cross, Frohike, they handle disasters.
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incorrectxfiles · 4 years
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Frohike: You know, I love feminism, you know. I mean I basically am feminism.
Scully: I just absolutely don’t believe you.
Frohike: I will never open a door for you. Never. Not ever.
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incorrectxfiles · 4 years
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Frohike: [transylvanian accent] I want to suck your blooood!
Scully: What are you doing?
Frohike: I'm doing a vampire thing!
Scully: You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.
Frohike: He eats theater people.
Scully: No he doesn't.
Mulder: I think he might!
Langly: He does.
Scully: And I'm surprised you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is.
Mulder: He might not.
Byers: He doesn't.
Frohike: No, I don't.
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incorrectxfiles · 5 years
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Scully: I'm just telling you all right now because I know none of you can keep a secret.
Frohike: Oh, at 9am. It's a little early for character assassination.
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incorrectxfiles · 5 years
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Frohike: When you see Scully, tell her Frohike says hello. She’ll know what it means.
Mulder: You sure she’ll crack that code?
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incorrectxfiles · 5 years
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Mulder: You seem to be having a lot of nightmares lately. You want to talk about it?
Scully: I think I just need some rest.
Frohike: You guys want to hear about my dream?
[silence]
Frohike: That’s fine. I didn’t wanna talk about it anyway.
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incorrectxfiles · 6 years
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Frohike: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Scully: I’m a knife.
Mulder, from across the room: She's a little spoon.
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incorrectxfiles · 5 years
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Frohike: So where are you from? Heaven?
Scully: Yeah, I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago. Like that pickup line.
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incorrectxfiles · 5 years
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Frohike: That pantsuit looks great, Scully! I bet it would look even better on Mulder's floor.
Mulder: Are you hitting on Scully... for me..?
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incorrectxfiles · 5 years
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Frohike: Where’s Mulder?
Scully: Who knows? It’s like asking where’s Waldo.
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incorrectxfiles · 5 years
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Frohike: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And Scully, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity.
Scully: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer?
Frohike: For your own protection.
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