#r: hatesex

[cityandking]

okay for the ship thing who do you want to throw into a room with ozy. also lira/sabine mayhaps? i love women with issues

what a coincidence I too love women with issues // alt oc ships

ozy + ???

I mean obviously I’ve thought about ozy + daichi. canon divergence AU where dai and zaref aren’t a thing and dai’s expectation and curiosity and desire for a guiding hand get subsumed into more of a… well, I don’t think crush is quite the right word, but a specific kind of interest and wanting. given ozy’s mental state, I can’t imagine it would go anywhere, but a charged dynamic in the thick of the kaiju arc would be fun! could have led to an even more fucked up and confusing relationship (and it would definitely be fun to bring that kind of dynamic into the abyss). I don’t think they’d ever manage a long-term (or healthy) relationship, but I think they could come to legitimately be concerned for one another—there's a lot of mutual respect between the exasperation and diametrically opposed worldviews. regardless of any relationship, they'd probably talk just as much as they do now (i.e. not at all)

lira + sabine

origins!lira is like, max 20 and nearly incapable of forming connections with anyone so I don't think the possibility of a relationship would even flit across her sweet traumatized psyche. but I could see lira in her 30s getting along remarkably well with sabine. I think their jagged edges would line up nicely, especially when they're both at that stage when they're not really doing anything about their abysmal mental health but they're also not both throwing themselves into situations that will hurt (or not throwing themselves as much, anyway). I don't think settling down or even naming the relationship would ever be in the cards, but I can imagine them traveling together for a time (or every now and then) and finding comfort in the familiar, even if some days it's a little too close to looking in a mirror.

#not to be an ozydai hatesex truther but #😶 #I just think ozy would bring out the worst in him in new and exciting ways and also it would be funny #memery #r: tbd #shipping stuff

[1-7776]

i need to add garak and bashir to my list of fav chars

#i dont even like garak I HATE HIM but hes my favorite we r having gay hatesex #nsft #for tags

[triptychgardener]

Horrid troll romance Chittr discourse

"Smh S* clear these days when a pr*spective kismesis is just in it f*r the hatesex and n*t the self impr*vement aspect 🙄 like get help *r gtf*"

"Lm mao op clearly just wants to vacillate into a flushed crush and cant handle that som me of us are just trying to have fun 💅 "

"*kay clearly y*u're all a bunch *f ign*rant grubs allergic to self-impr*vement, ugh i hate my hatchcycle"

"HI i pitchdated ohpee for like six months and they were absolutely trying to vacillate with me lmowwwww"

**user pitchdateGentletroll has deactivated**

[6rookie-writer0110]

Male Reader x (the last of us) Abby girl!peen -

Reader and Abby are ex lovers turn enemies who can meet again in a boathouse. Where they first were hostile fighting, putting hands on one another. Then they paused for second, look into each other’s eyes and kissed as they instead have hatesex. Abby first taking off reader’s shirt as they continue to make out as they tongue kiss, they move to a nearby table. Then reader takes off her shirt and bra, as he turns her around and bents her over the table as he pulls her pants to her ankles. Reader unbuckles and pulls his pants down, uses spit as lube and thrusts inside of Abby. Abby moaning n’ grunting could feel reader going in and out her as he grips her shoulder and waist. She reaches down and jerks herself off. The hatesex however turns into passionate sex. It has been a long time since reader and Abby have been together, so both felt good having sex again. Reader finishes inside of Abby, while Abby jizzes on the table. Reader then turns Abby around again to face him as he goes down on her with Abby gripping R’s hair. Then reader, fully removing his pants and Abby’s pants, lifts Abby on the table, and fucks her with her legs wrapped around him. Afterwards, reader made a makeshift bed on the floor to sleep in. Abby joins in as they cover themselves up with blankets. reader lays on his stomach & Abby on her back with reader wrapping his arm around her closely.

Ok 👌 I will write it

#requested

[meadowlarkx]

Title: yes many and beautiful things

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Maedhros/Maglor

Summary:

When Maglor raises his eyes, their light still looks like home, but Maedhros can tell it’s dimmed, darkened.

He can tell that when he goes, Maglor will go with him.

Before he and Maedhros set out for Eönwë's camp, Maglor does his best to ornament himself and the story. For day 4 of @maedhrosmaglorweek, “Adornment”!

Read on AO3

Rambling under the cut:

This began thinking about the opposite of hatesex-before-Silmaril-stealing--which is ofc Tender Sex--wanting to see if that could be plausible at all because the idea hurt my heart, and it was meant to be much much shorter!

I also want to credit this quote which crossed my Tumblr:

The night gardener once asked me if I knew how citrus trees died: when they reach old age, if they are not cut down and they manage to survive drought, disease and innumerable attacks of pests, fungi and plagues, they succumb from overabundance. When they come to the end of their life cycle, they put out a final, massive crop of lemons. In their last spring their flowers bud and blossom in enormous bunches and fill the air with a smell so sweet that it stings your nostrils from two blocks away; then their fruits ripen all at once, whole limbs break off due to their excessive weight, and after a few weeks the ground is covered with rotting lemons. It is a strange sight, he said, to see such exuberance before death.

When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamín Labatut

For recent reasons I was looking at Silm and remembered that, when they successfully steal the Silmarils, there's that line “For they said: ‘Since one is lost to us, and but two remain, and we two alone of our brothers, so is it plain that fate would have us share the heirlooms of our father.’”--which is a far cry from the despair and general wretchedness surrounding the Silmarils, wish for things to be different etc, that is so evident in their earlier conversation. Obviously some of that is just the relief and hope that their Oath can actually be "fulfilled," but I think Maglor's sustaining malleable storytelling etc hand could be spied there if one wanted to spy it

I left out whatever it is Maedhros might have said to "win" their argument about stealing the Silmarils because I really like (and am haunted by) the silence to that effect in published Silm. :')

Edit: wanted to include the poem from which the title is taken (Anne Carson's translation of Sappho fragments, If Not, Winter):

If you bothered to read these rambles, thank you for making it this far!

#maedhros #maglor #maedhrosmaglorweek #maemags #silmarillion fic #silmarillion #silm #my fic

[lietpolski]

hcs on hunrobul's dynamic? (esp when they were kids/teens?) we got like one canon crumb of them from way back but they r so dear to me🥺

anon u need to let me know what that crumb was because i can't for the life of me recall it at the moment ??' BUT to answer your question:

to me bul & hun are like,, besties who are constantly bickering. they have a strong bond, but those two used to fight ALL the time as kids so i think their competitive streak never left them

out of all the nations who have had issues with her (ro, slovakia, serbia, austria, etc) he's the only one that thinks back to it fondly like, remember when i killed you and took belgrade from you ahahaha and then you murdered my king we were so cool back then ^__^

bul is one sentimental bastard who clings to her because she's been in his life for so long, and hun cares for him because when things were rough he was the only one who could (or wanted to) relate to her and understand her, there are a lot of parallels between the two! they were dumb cocky snotty kids together riding horses and bullying serbia and swordfighting and complaining about the ottomans. meanwhile ro was younger and weaker than them back then so they didn't really pay much attention to him lmao

i see them hanging out together a lot when hungary was under ottoman control and later during communist times whenever possible. of course at the expense of ro whining and complaining about HIS bulgaria hanging out with the horrible magyar woman >:(( note that ro and bul weren't even friends at the time <3

now ROMANIA and hungary is a whole other thing,, obviously they get along like cats and dogs but ro is a lot more outward about it lol he'll just mock her in front of her face it's the most fun thing ever for him!! she acts like she doesn't care (while her eye is twitching with rage <3) and tries to avoid him but it's kinda hard to do when you're neighbours with the guy,, he's her type, she's his type, they're both in denial about it and have been for centuries (with the occasional hatesex) hun doesn't trust ro one bit she thinks he's a backstabbing snake that has enchanted her good friend with his evil twink whims. when the 2 broke up she kept telling bul I TOLD YOU SO !!! as if she doesn't also fantasize abt pegging ro or whatever

have they all slept together yes absolutely! bulgaria is gay to me so i don't see hunrobul as romantic but he's also tired of those 2 going at each other and thinks it's hot when his dom gets dommed so

#im incapable of talking about bulgaria without going on a massive rant im sorry #maia talks #ask #long post #nsft mention

[daenystheedreamer]

Theonjon has the potential to be absolutely insane and unhinged. Like someone is gonna die

see i can understand it theoretically ive discussed this with trusted mutuals. like theon goes to the wall au i can see them having hatesex. but idk i think jon just genuinely does not respect theon whatsoever and it'd be too wrapped up in theon's insanity about dead robb. so i guess i agree with you in that it would be insane and unhinged i just dont think they could be in a capital r Relationship. they'd be borderline dd:de hatefucking theon-imagining-robb and jon punishing theon and himself. the guilt would be great.

#anon this conversation between us feels like smoking a cigarette after a party with an acquaintance you only kinda know #and it being lifechanging and very YA coming of age novel #ask #anonymous #greysnow #i think? snowjoy is wayyyy better come on guys. then again. Throbb. when we could have had starkjoy

[sheetz]

i think miorine and suletta are going to get divorced. if ppl r gonna insist on drawing them fucking more art should be about them having post divorce hatesex

[blueiight]

Now why does Daniel still have what seems to be a scar from Louis attacking him and tearing his flesh? I say seems because we only have the recording which sounds like an attack but we truly do not know what happened. By then Louis should know how to cover his tracks by using his blood to heal the wound. Or if Armand was there, he could also heal it.

And in the same thread side eyeing Lestat for leaving Antoinette with fang marks

Also does it not work on vampires because Louis left fang marks on Lestat as we can see on episode 6

I personally think that's one of the things Louis doesn't remember properly or is lying about (selling a narrative about hate sex and violent behaviour on his part to show us he didn't just jump on Lestat's dick) because Lestat is 150+

How does he have fang marks and all those bruises? Shouldn't they heal immediately? Did Louis drain him?

well im pretty sure the end of the first 1973 interview followed the original iwtv novel where daniel asks louis to turn him & louis gets furious at daniel for ‘missing the point’ & drains him near to death. if u listen to the tapes u hear some of these lines word for word in the show.

[insert a “this, after all i told u, is what u ask for, boy?!” screenshot cuz i love louis accent in that moment]

as for why louis never healed daniel’s bite mark i took it as him also wanting to leave daniel with a marker of the horror he encountered, the creature that is The Vampire™️ is. how much recollection could a seriously intoxicated 20 year old possess otherwise, but u cant forget when a reminder of the vampire was embedded into daniel’s flesh. it is undeniable physical proof. but i feel armand too would be much in agreement with that, seeing no reason to heal daniel’s bitemark. bc part of what makes daniel appealing to armand is the fact that he is so painfully mortal. turning daniel had serious repercussions for the dynamic of their relationship [& in showverse, could very well be a taboo to the vampire g code as i jokingly dub it. ur not supposed to give the dark gift to ppl who r ‘crippled’ & someone who ‘cannot survive on their own’ n i wonder if daniel dying of a neurodegenerative disease would be included in any of these qualifiers to vampires? certainly adds to why armand was appalled here. we already outcasts in vampiredom bae, chill—]

& do recall lestat bit louis when he was human, and the bite mark lingered bc lestat wanted louis to remember him and vampires do drink off eachother [even in showverse u have louis drinking from armand]. i think leaving the mark does suggest a sort of purpose/flair to a vampire’s art. & idt theres anything too transparently contradictory to how louis remembers the hatesex scene in ep6? do recall lestat was badgering louis for 6 years, trying to reenter his life after beating him, and lestat put antoinette on their song bc he knew that it would rile louis up. its hilarious that hes like 6 years & u think a songs gone get a rise out of me? tryna sell it that hes not unaffected but he is extremely affected. he hated lestat and yet still loved him enough to go wade thru a filthy body of water & ride his dck. one of my mutuals said 2022 iwtv sells like a vaudeville act but lestat is the ‘straight man’ in louis narrrative and this is definitely one of those moments where that shows. i think lestat left the marks louis left on his body [& the fact that claudia is there to see them attests to their viability?] so he could re enter louis & claudia’s lives by selling his vulnerability, alluding to the violation that was his turning. see, i was at least nice enough to make an honest woman out of u, back in my day, vampires would lock u in shitholes w ur dying lookalikes& make u—

#yn. #yn answers #tvc #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt #armand #armand’s reaction in the ‘ill give it to u now’ scene hinges on where u think AxL relationship is & where u think DM happened

[lazaruspiss]

How about jaydicktalia 👀👀👀

WOOO JAYDICKTALIA TIME!!

What made you ship it?

uhmhmmm... hott.. actual answer tho is that i was working on dicktalia smut and decided. yknow whats better than dom talia having one sub. dom talia having two subs.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

uhmhmmm... they um..ssexy..... also "bruce fucked us over and didnt even take us out for dinner first" club. so to make up for it talia takes them on many sexy dinner dates <3 they r a very "spite fuck -> fwb -> lovers" group and i love that for them

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

NO ONE ELSE SHIPS IT. NO ONE EVEN SHIPS DICKTALIA OUTSIDE OF HATESEX. IM STARVING HERE. im literally the god of jaydicktalia. my wip is staring at me, begging to be worked on.

#asks #ask game #jaydicktalia

[laufire]

1,5,10,20-22 + Misty Quigley

My first impression of them

Well, given that we first see* her committing elder abuse, it would be something like "well objectively this is a terrible person" but honestly, I was mostly happy to have Christina Ricci on my screen for a role that seemed to be about REALLY letting her shine (I need to take a look at her IMDb page and go to town on it), especially after the disappointment that was her part in Wednesday.

*she might've appeared first as a teen but Misty (especially as a teen) didn't make a big impression on me until episode 2. WHEN SHE FUCKING NAILED IT!!!!

My favorite ship of them

Misty/Natalie, of course! I hope they fuck nasty. It'd be like, Natalie's having hatesex, and Misty is practically hallucinating candlelight and rose petal-covered sheets.

Describe the character in one sentence

I could try but no one would put it quite like Natalie did: "You crazy fucking bitch."

P O E T R Y

A weird headcanon

Honestly I think she's still a virgin, probably. Female incel behaviour all over.

When do you think they were at their happiest?

I mean. Canonically we know this. In the wilderness, screwing things up for everyone and cooking human stew xDDD. In that car ride with Natalie is a close second.

When do you think they were at their lowest?

I'm sure that hasn't come yet!

#anonymous #replies #talking to the void #my thoughts #yellowjackets thoughts #yellowjackets #misty quigley #favourites: that fucker

[hellhoundlair]

My god Crowley/Rowena have SUCH chemistry it's INSANE. I keep having to catch myself bc I keep forgetting they're mother/son and I'm watching Supernatural with someone who isn't comfortable with incest shipping (which, fair) but they make me want to chew wood. I dont have any coherent thoughts on them but I'm glad I'm not the only one.

YEAH. they r both such flirtatious characters who use that flirtation as a threat, hate each others guts, and have 0 morals between them and ur telling me they HAVENT had hatesex???

[incorrectxfiles]

Krycek: Why are you on the floor?

Mulder: I’m depressed.

Mulder: Also I was stabbed, can you get Scully, please?

#the x files #txf #fox mulder #alex krycek #chat #r: sculder #incorrect quotes #tumblr #r: hatesex

[thunderheadfred]

goddammit I hate season six

#btvs #REWRITE SEASON SIX #why are all of my fanfic ideas motivated by spite? #god #just #why did they have to undo ALL of Spike's character growth #like #shit that had been cooking since SEASON FOUR #just whammo #m u r d e r e d #like some other people I could name #no one deserved this #it's fine to have sniping and banter and antagonistic allies #but........THIS?? #what character arc? #what slowburn redemption plot? #instead: FIGHTY HATESEX for the RATINGS I guess #but don't worry #they'll paste his soul back on later #when it's TOO FUCKIN LATE #and it just feels unearned and sleazy and dumb #ugh #just. ew. #it's literally all downhill after Tabula Rasa #yes I am lying in bed awake just being angry about this #shut up

[octopunkmedia]

Hi! My friend and I recently played D:BH and when we dipped a toe into the fandom, we found a LOT of Reed900. That confused us, because we hadn't even seen RK900 after our first playthrough and Reed seemed the opposite of nice. I finally watched your film and I really admire all the work you put into it, but I still don't understand. I love hearing people talk about the things they love, though, so could you explain what it is about RK900 that motivated you to make a whole-ass movie?

I've been in this fandom since literally day one, so I witnessed the origins of Reed900 and its growth personally (at least English speaking fandom. Russian fandom could be quite different). When DBH first came out, HankCon was definitely the dominant ship and primary reason we were all here, with some love going to Connor/Markus and Simon/Markus as well. A lot of people were non shipper fans. And you also had a handful of Connor/Gavin folks but no one gave Reed much development for the first 7 or 8 weeks. And at this time we all saw RK900 as evil. No one had any real "soft" headcanons for him. I remember seeing the Harrison Ford meme go around at that time where Connor was "Baby boy, baby" and RK900 was "Evil."

However, two things happened that changed this. One, a couple people started pointing out some of Gavin's dumb charm, like not being able to say "fuck" properly and winking with both eyes, which softened us to him. On top of that, as Hankcon casefics were written more and more, it started to become common to have Gavin as a background character at the DPD. And in many of these Hankcon fics, there was a subplot about how RK900 showed up and became Gavin's partner (often those stories were from Connor's POV and dealt with his feelings of meeting an upgrade of himself). Coupled with this, a lot of artists like Don Lemefo were making extraordinary beautiful art of Reed900 together, entertaining the concept of them being partners.

The fandom started to agree rather quickly that RK900 and Reed being partnered just made sense - and to me, I think this stems from the HankCon arc in the base game. Take a detective droid like Connor and have the asshole cop learn to love him - but Reed900 inverts many of the Hankcon tropes quite intentionally.

As more fics were written, people gave Gavin the habit of smoking to be "the opposite" of Hank's drinking. They gave Gavin a cat to be the opposite of Hank's dog. Many times Gavin is shown as anxious to contrast with Hank having depression. And then, we kind of can't ignore the big sexy elephant in the room lol. In Reed900, the human detective is generally seen as the bottom, while in HankCon, the human is generally seen as the top (don't @ me, I am speaking in majorities, not absolutes). As for 900, he is often a harder version than Connor - more sarcastic, more "take no shit," more aggressive in his dynamic with his human. I once saw someone say Reed900 was invented to give Gavin a dom, and I can't really disagree with that - although D/s and BDSM fics for HankCon absolutely did exist (there's one called Scratch that comes to mind) Reed900 seemed a more organic outlet for that sort of expression, imo. The fics I saw for Reed900 at that time were much more extreme, much more masochistic, just generally kinkier than it's sister ship.

So Reed900 provides a similar attractive dynamic, but offers a different version of HankCon, and allows writers to start from day ONE of their meeting rather than having the baggage of canon to deal with. Very quickly they started to become of equal importance to the fandom as Hankcon was, often paired up together as sister ships in solidarity. Kind of a Goofus and Galiant double date, where HankCon were loving and doting and Reed900 were the old married couple who called each other "assholes." Of course over time, fandom can't resist fluff, so Reed900 evolved from its BDSM/hatesex roots and a few slow burns like Fuck Pride and Like A Light I'm Luring You, along with some more comedic fics like DPD, cemented the idea that Gavin and 900 could actually LOVE each other. Even in the case of slow burns that were still sexy, like No Strings Attached, the softer side of the ship rose to become what I feel is now the most widespread version of the boys in English speaking fandom. Fanon Gavin was also softer and usually given a lot more redemption and development compared to his canon origin.

It always confuses me when people tell me that DE is the only Reed900 they enjoy because "regular Reed900 is too abusive." I have not seen such a thing in YEARS at this point. The overwhelming majority of Reed900 content created in the past year and a half has been incredibly soft, and very similar to how they are portrayed in Evolution. I did not invent that - it was pulled from all of my experience in fandom. The only thing I can say is that Russian fandom seems to have still held on to the idea of RK900 as a dominant tank, because I get a lot of comments from them about how my Nines is too soft compared to their version of him.

Also regarding the name Nines - I first saw this used in a fic by TerminallyDepraved back in July 2018 or so. Richard was the most popular name at first (a joke of his nickname being "dick", because....Gavin), especially because Brandon McCauley used it in what was, at the time, the most visible Reed900 casefic/slow burn series. It was also the summer of a thousand names of 900 lol, as every damn fic had a different one back then. Kay, Ace, Alex, Conner, Oleg (wtf Russia), Conrad, Conan, Collin, and some just left it RK or R. Over time the Richard name kinda faded for English speakers (although Russia holds it high still) and Nines/RK are pretty much the main ones I've seen for some time. Nines took awhile to catch on, as it's the name of a character in Nier Automata as well and that was hard for some of us to reconcile, but eventually it stuck.

TLDR, why I personally love Reed900 is a whole other story that basically comes down to "I'm Gavin and I need a Nines" (which Austin essentially is for me lol). I love enemies to lovers, I love work partners, and I love the possibilities. HankCon started to wear on me after awhile when I felt like I was reading the same thing over and over, and I eventually fell out of it. I didn't ever get that fatigue with Gavin and Nines for whatever reason. I just love them, more than I hate any of the struggle of making films, so that's the short of it.

Bear in mind this is one person's POV of how the fandom evolved so it's not an absolute truth, especially outside of English fandom. I was primarily on Tumblr and AO3 at the time but things on Twitter Jericho and Discord were not on my radar and may have been different back then (Hankcon was probably a lot hornier on Twitter Jericho than it was on Tumblr, for example).

What you gotta understand about Reed900 fandom though is 1) it wasn't random, 2) it wasn't a fucking "har har crackship" like people dismiss it as and it barely even spent time as a "rarepair", and 3) even though it isn't canon, it is so rooted in fanon at this point that there's a lot for new folks to catch up on, lol. Sorry I'm on mobile and can't put this under a cut rn - hopefully it isn't too annoyingly long. 👀

#reed900 #900gavin #detroit evolution

[kyliafanfiction]

Ship it for Weslah + don't ship it for a pairing of your choosing

Ship It

1. Watching it? seeing their hatesex fueled dynamic become almost friendly even as they kept working against each other? The tragedy of how it ended making it stick in my mind? "Flames wouldn't be eternal if they consumed anything"? Take your pick.

2. How genuine it was - they genuinely had no affection for each other at the start, each knowing full well the other was using them r, but they fell into affection regardless, and then reacted as you'd expect - trying to sabotage it, deny it, pretend they didn't, but they couldn't deny it to themselves, nor really to eachother.

3. Lilah was evil. Not irredeemably so, but selfish pursuit of your own desires and interests without any concern for other people's lives and well-being is evil. I agree that she lacked overt malice, but I do think she was evil, even if in a detached sort of way. I don't think Weslah would have worked long-term without Lilah at least moving into antihero or at least antivillain territory - which I could see her doing, but she never quite does in canon.

Send Me a Ship

#Asked and Answered #Weslah #Send Me a Ship