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fromshadowstosun · 1 year
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arc-misadventures · 4 months
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There’s Something On Your Face
Another day, another dollar, another poorly written news story.
Jaune Arc may have finally landed his dream job at the, Daily Planet. Being able to tell, and explore various stories that help inform people throughout the world. Being able to see, and hear all sort of things. And, being around some of the most talented reporters in the world. It was his dream come true!
But, good gods the people here were illiterate.
Jaune: Haaa… Good lord…
Nora: What’s wrong, Jaune?
Jaune: This place is filled with some of the most talented news reporters in the country, but they all seemingly pose the writing capabilities of an eight grader! Which isn’t all the surprising considering the country’s falling education system…
Nora: Why, what did they spell wrong?
Jaune: Ruby, was writing a report about the ecological damage, Lex Corp has committed in that gas leak we had the other week. And, she wrote: ‘The effects of the ass leak will have unseen effects…’ Ass leak… Good lord…
Nora: Well… it’s where gas leaks emanate from.
Jaune: …
Jaune: You’ve been hanging around, Yang too much. That… that was just horrible.
Nora: She makes worse puns than that, and you know it.
Jaune: True. Speaking of bad puns, where is, Yang?
Nora: I don’t know, maybe she got an exclusive scoop, and had to go report on it again.
Jaune: Yeah, another exclusive scoop…
Jaune turned to look outside, his mind gazing over the familiar high rise landscape before him as a question that had been plaguing him ran amok. That stopped when he saw a green blur fly past followed by a white figure chasing after it.
Jaune: Oh, looks like, Superwoman’s got a dancing partner. Though I don’t think it’s a good dancing partner.
Nora: Wait, what?!
He said this as nonchalantly, and generally uncaring as possible as he saw his coworkers rush to the window to see what was a abuzz.
Jaune had been at the, Daily Planet well before, Superwoman had arrived. He had reported on her first exploits as a hero saving, Metropolis. Had conducted several personal one on one interviews with her. Hell, he had even been saved by her a few times. So seeing her go about doing superhero things like saving the city from an alien invasion, some villain with a massive ego boner, or simply saving some kids kitten stuck in a tree, he had seen it, and written about dozens of times before. It was time that the new blood reported on such stories. Besides, he would know about it all in the end anyway, when he checked up on their atrocious grammar mistakes anyway.
But, as, Jaune looked through the window to see, Superwoman’s white cape billowing in the wind. Her dazzling smile radiating the sky as he blond locks of hair shined seemingly created a halo of light around her. Making her appear like an angel in the sky. He couldn’t help but ask himself the same question he often found himself ask all the time as of later:
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Who was it that wore the mask of, Superwoman?
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: Hey, Jaune!
Jaune’s musing from grading more spelling mistakes, and poor grammar was broken when a warm voice freed him from his stupor. He looked up to see violet eyes hidden behind thick black rimmed glasses with a warm welcoming smile he knew all too well.
Jaune: Oh, hello, Yang. Where have you been?
Yang Xiao Long had been working at the, Daily Planet for a few years now, she was a highly skilled reporter with an uncanny ability to always snag the hottest scoop from under your very nose. She also had this odd habit of suddenly disappearing, and reappearing at will. She could have been fired for this if she didn’t keep on bringing such fantastic news stories though.
But, as he looked upon her, her dorky little smile, and her hair tied in its usual ponytail. He could help but wonder how she would look like if she removed those ugly frames of hers, and wore contacts, it was such a shame to hide such a beautiful dace after all.
Yang: Oh catching this juicy story by the docks!
Jaune: The docks? What were you doing around there?
Yang: Oh… I was… I was just out for a jog. That’s all~!
He could help, but quirk an eyebrow at her rather odd remark. They lived in the same building, the docks were on the other side of town from where they lived. And, she found this supposed juicy story on a jog? That didn’t add up.
Jaune: And, the story?
Yang: How, Lex Corp recently bought it, and how a lot of strange items have been coming through. And, an odd amount of stuff like fruit, and vegetables.
Jaune accepted the paper containing, Yang’s story, and put if with pile of stories he need to review. Her brief synopsis sounded ridiculous, but, Lex Corp was a shady place. He was once been given a bag of peanuts by them, and he would swear on his life that whatever he ate that day wasn’t a real peanut.
Jaune: Okay, I’ll give it a look see when I come to it. Need anything else?
Yang: Nope, that’s all.
Jaune: Okay, now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to pondering how our education system if failing to teach proper english to people.
Yang: Okay! I’ll be here if you need me.
Jaune watched her, the country girl in the big city seemingly skip her way to her desk to work on what ever new story she had concocted.
She was a nice girl, but she was a little odd. Everyone was a little odd so that wasn’t a huge problem, but their was something especially odd about, Yang. He had several feelings about the girl, he understood, and rationalized them as best he could.
And, yet there was just something he couldn’t pin down about the girl.
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Jaune looked to the clock on the corner of his computer screen, and saw that it had ticked past six o’clock. He looked around the office, and saw that it was only him, and one person left in the office.
He rubbed his eyes as he stood up. He grabbed some paper, and walked over to the last person in the office.
Jaune: Congratulations. You the only person who didn’t piss me off today.
Yang: What?
Yang looked at him confused as he handed her back her news story. She looked at the paper, and the only mark she saw was the stamp that read: ‘Print it.’
Yang: I’m confused.
Jaune: I’ve been reviewing, and fixing everyone’s stories all day, and yours is the only one I didn’t have to fix. To which I thank you.
Yang: Oh, no problem, Jaune! Were there any bad spelling errors you need to fix?
Jaune: Lets see, first off there was, Ruby’s mistake of writing, ‘Ass leak,’ instead of, ‘gas leak.’ Nora got lost on a tangent of talking about pancakes in her story, again. Neptune’s story was supposed to be about the new swimming pool that was built, but he spent most of his time failing to flirt with girls according to, Sun. And, the cherry on top was, Blake’s report on the faunas rights rally. Instead of writing, ‘feline’ she for some reason wrote the worss, ‘peal lime.’
Yang: Pfft-hahahaha!
Yang’s warm laughter was infectious, and brought a smile to his face as he watched her happy smile play across her face.
Jaune: Considering the fact she is a cat faunas she should know what the hell she’s talking about, but nope. Apparently she doesn’t know what she’s talking about.
Yang: ‘Peal lime.’ Ha! That’s a good one.
Jaune: Yeah. So thanks for not giving me more work to do for a change.
Yang: Just doing my job, Jaune. Think nothing of it.
Jaune: It’s always nice to have something to relax to. So let me have this one. Okaaaaaaay…?
Jaune’s words began to slur as his head tipped inquisitively to the side as he looked at, Yang’s face. The action made, Yang nervously fidget as he appeared to be looking for something.
Yang: I-Is there something wrong, Jaune?
Jaune: There’s something on your face. Hold still, I’ll get it.
Yang’s face started to become flushed red as, Jaune leaned down, and moved closer to her face. She started stuttering as his hands came closer to closer, and then the unthinkable happened.
Jaune had pulled off her glasses.
Jaune: Ah ha! I got it, there was a disguise on your face, Yang. Or perhaps I should say… Superwoman~!
And, had swiftly, and effortless unmasked her super hero persona.
Yang: H-How… How did you find out…?
Jaune smiled softly at her as he took a seat in the chair across from her. He handed back her glasses to which she rapidly put back on to hide herself so to speak.
Jaune: I thought you’d put up more of a fight, and deny you were, Superwoman. But, to answer your question, I’ve had several reasons to suspect it was you. The fact that when one of you is present, the other has seemingly disappeared. That you seeming always have the scoop, then Superwoman deals with it before the authorities could possibly deal with it. Before we even have the oppression to publish the story. You seemingly have insane reflexes that no normal human with years of experience could develop. And, i know you have super hearing; how else could you have heard where, Mrs. Schnee’s wedding ring fell. You had her back to her, and it fell upon a carpet, I couldn’t hear that, and yet you did. These are all speculative reasonings though, easily can be construed as drawing conclusions. But, do you really want to know how I knew you were, Superwoman?
Yang: H-How…?
Yang was sacred, for the first time since she had dawned on the cape, she was genuinely scared. She knew, Jaune could be highly analytically minded when he wanted to, and that he had this terrifying habit on picking up on the smallest of details. And, if he seduced her secretly identity just by noticing the small details others would pass over, what else had he discovered about her?
Jaune: Your eyes.
Yang: What…?!
Jaune: Your eyes… People may share the same shade of blue, brown, yellow, what ever colour there is. But, they don’t look that same. I remember staring into those violet eyes for the first time, and being mesmerized by how soft of a warm violet they were. Then, I remember when, Superwoman saved me from that weird, Toy Master fellow, I couldn’t help, but notice how beautiful her eyes were. But, I knew this was the first time I saw them, I couldn’t help but shake the feeling that I’ve seen them before. And, I finally answered that lingering question that plagued the back of my mind. So, does that answer your question, Superwoman?
Yang: …
Yang: I-I’m not in my costume… Y-Yang’s just fine… And, yeah… that answers my question… Well at least some of them, but yeah…
Yang looked away nervously before starting, Jaune down with a worried expression etched across her face.
Yang: So you know my secret identity… N-Now what…? Are you going to tell the world that, Yang Xiao Long is, Superwoman?
Jaune: No, no I won’t tell anyone.
Yang breathed a sigh of relief that washed away all the fear she had been building up.
Jaune: However, you have to do one thing for me.
And, suddenly all that fear, and dread came rushing back like a tidal wave.
Yang: A-Are you blackmailing me?!
Jaune: Mmm… Kinda, yeah.
Yang was shocked, she saw, Jaune as such a sweet, and caring person, was he really going to blackmail her?!
And, what would he make her do? Steal a vault, break a bridge, kill someone?! What could he possibly…
Jaune: Perchino’s, tomorrow, say five o’clock?
Yang: Eh…?
Yang looked towards this goofballs smiling face as she was utter lost in thought at what he just said. So lost that she honestly took a minute to go from her fear to being blackmailed to realizing what he had just said.
Yang: P-Perchino’s… a-at five…?
Jaune: Does six work better?
Yang: Waitwaitwait! Are you asking me out on a date?!
Jaune: Surprised?
Yang: Honestly, yes. Yes I am… I thought you would tell me to rob a bank for you, or something like that. Not ask me out… o-on a date…
Jaune: Well, if it makes you feel better I’m asking you because I’ve been meaning to for a while now.
Yang: Y-You have?
Jaune: Yeah, it’s just every time I try you’re suddenly gone. But, now I know why. So, since I have you here; Does five, or six o’clock work for you?
Yang: …
Yang: F-Five o’clock…
Jaune: Awesome! Well, it’s late, and I need to get some sleep. I’ll see you tomorrow, Yang. Don’t stay up too late saving the city! Bye.
And, with that, Jaune was gone, leaving a bewildered, Yang behind.
In the space of five minutes, Jaune Arc had turned her world upside down. He unmasked her effortlessly, twice. He had her quaking her her boots when he said he was going to blackmail her into committing a crime. And, he had asked her out on a date instead.
He had asked her out on a date.
Yang was asked out on a date.
Yang: I have a date tomorrow…
Yang: …
Yang: I have a date tomorrow…?
Yang: …
Yang: I have a date tomorrow!~!
Yang squealed in glee as she realized that her crush had asked her out on a date. This was unbelievable, unforgettable, highly unpredictable, highly…
(Shatter!)
Yang’s exuberance was cut short as she saw that several of the offices windows had been shattered from the high pitch her joyous squeal had made. She looked about the office, before looking back at the window in shock.
Yang: …
Yang: Oh shit…
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I had a thought the other day: It’s called the Kryptonian AU, who says, Jaune has to be the Kryptonian.
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pabustenyuku · 5 months
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Weiss: *saves picture*
Full pic:
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superiorsturgeon · 21 days
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Sun: I’m collecting relationship data for a study! Let’s start with what you find most attractive about a potential partner…
Sun: …so…chest, or ass…?
Pyrrha: *discretely checking out Jaune’s ass while spotting him on the squat rack* 😏
Blake: *nestled into Yang’s breasts on her bed* 🥰
Ruby: *rubbing her face against Weiss’ collarbones in her vol 1 outfit* 🤤
Nora: Personally, I’m attracted to a good personality!
Nora: …yes…Ren’s thick, throbbing personality…🤤
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lovingdabeessss · 9 months
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BAP BAP BAP RWBY MEMES BUT JUST BLAKE AS CAT
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My favorite criminal 💖❤️💖💖Bby
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howlingday · 9 months
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Stag and Doe
Cardin: Jaune! You're late!
Jaune: I'm sorrry.
Cardin: And you're alone, too? I thought you were bringing your hot, new girlfriend over!
Jaune: She... She probably had a sudden emergency.
Cardin: That sucks, man. Was kinda hoping to meet her.
Cardin: (Whispering) "Sudden emergency"?. What kinda lame excuse is that?.
Sun: (Whispering) Definitely not a good one.
Neptune: (Whispering) You think it was a lie?.
Sun: Should we report him for lying?
Cardin: Definitely!. He's probably a spy trying to steal all our women for himself!.
Sun: Oh, don't be ridiculous! He's just some creepy guy. Better to just leave him alone.
Neptune: Now who's being ridiculous?.
Pyrrha: I'm sorry to hear about you being stood up. I was curious what this mysterious woman looked like.
Jaune: P-Pyrrha! Um, could you and May promise not to tell Saph about this?
Cardin: Why would they do that?! Are you really that desperate to impress people, Jauney-Boy?! I man, you getting stood up gotta be the lowest you've ever been! Saphron's gotta hear how sad her baby brother is doing!
Velvet: (Tugging his arm) Cardin, please!
Jaune: (Thinking) Why? Why in the world is he humiliating me like this? (Flexes fingers) It's unbearable! Saphron won't have to learn anything... NOT IF I KILL EVERYONE HERE- (Shakes head) No! No! I can't do that!.
Velvet: (Dragging Cardin by his ear) I'm so sorry about him. Please, enjoy the party.
Jaune: (Watching everyone talking, laughing, smiling, dancing) Is this... what "ordinary" looks like? This is what Saphron wants for me. Then I guess... I've done all I can.
Jaune: I'm sorry, everyone. It's time for me to-
SLAM!
Blake: (Bloodied) Please, excuse me for my tardiness. My name is Blake Belladina, and I'm Jaune's wife.
Jaune: ...Psst! You're supposed to be my girlfriend!.
Blake: (Thinking) Crap! I mixed our missions up!.
May: Um, Ms. Belladina, was it? You're, um... You're bleeding.
Blake: Ah, right, that's, uh, an occupational hazard.
Pyrrha: Are you a professional stuntwoman?
Blake: I'm a social worker. Please excuse me, I had an emergency situation with my client, and they became especially hostile. I hope I didn't disturb your party.
Cardin: Wait, you're married? Why didn't you tell us?!
Jaune: Oh, I...
Blake: It's my fault. See, this is my second marriage, and I have a child from my first marriage. Jaune was probably still a little uncomfortable with explaining the situation.
Cardin: (Thinking) No way! There's no way in hell Jaune could have been married this whole time! And to such a dignified woman, too?! Time to take him down a peg!.
Cardin: Jaune, you're probably hungry! Try some of these piping hot- WHOOPS! Heh-
Jaune: (Slings tray in circular motion)
Cardin: (Cheese spills on his hand) AGH!
Blake: I appreciate your dedication to not wasting food, but you don't have to make such a show of it.
Jaune: Oh! I'm sorry!
Blake: (Tries food) Mm, but this is good!
Jaune: (Takes a bite) Mm! It is!
Blake: (Giggles) Did you not try it yet?
Cardin: Hey, Blake! I wouldn't get too comfy with Jaune. He's in a pretty nasty business. He gets called every night to give "massages" to clients all over the city!
Velvet: (Covering her face) Cardin, stop...
Jaune: Those were hits. Massage was code for "killing".
Jaune: That was... No, no, it's not what you think, Blake-!
Blake: I think it's amazing~!
Jaune: Huh?
Blake: Jaune lost both of his parents at such a young age, and so many sisters after that. His older sister was too sick to work, and when she was well, he insisted on working hard so that she wouldn't sell her body out of desperation. To suffer such pain and endure after so much agony... Only a special few can ever accomplish such a feat. It's something I've always admired about Jaune.
Jaune: (Blushing, Staring at Blake)
Blake: It's time to go, Jaune. Thank you all for your hospitality.
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jayz4dayz · 11 months
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yssakai · 10 months
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got commissioned to do a Black Sun pair of profiles from RWBY! my original OTP <3
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rocknroll7575 · 23 days
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RWBYRonpa: Beacon's Killing Game!!!
Ruby Rose - The Ultimate Hope
Weiss Schnee - The Ultimate Prodigy
Blake Belladonna - The Ultimate Novelist
Yang Xiao-Long - The Ultimate Boxer
Jaune Arc - The Ultimate Support
Nora Valkyrie - The Ultimate Electrician
Pyrrha Nikos - The Ultimate Champion
Lie Ren - The Ultimate Sage
Sun Wukong - The Ultimate Jokester
Neptune Vasilias - The Ultimate Womanizer
Penny Polendina - The Ultimate AI
Mercury Black - The Ultimate Breakdancer
Emerald Sustrai - The Ultimate Illusionist
Roman Torchwick - The Ultimate Schemer
Neo Polatain - The Ultimate ice cream maker
??? - The Mastermind
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brokentrafficknight · 5 months
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blackknight300 · 8 months
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RWBY Ships Song Match-up
I have been looking for songs I think fit RWBY ship's. Here's a few I found that I thought fits these ship's. Feel free to add to it
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Renora:
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Bumblebee:
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Sunflakes:
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lancaster(Frist Date):
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Lancaster (Proposal):
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Dragonslayer:
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Whiteknight:
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Whiterose:
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Arkos
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Tauradonna
youtube
I don't apologies for my Lancaster bias
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randombook4idk · 10 months
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rwby manga blacksun <3
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arc-misadventures · 10 months
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Things Have Changed
Jaune having drinks with some old friends in, Vacuo.
Jaune: Thanks for inviting me to out with out guys, it’s really nice to catch up with you all.
Neptune: Think nothing of it man.
Sun: Yeah, its great to hang out with you.
Coco: And, you’re finally stylish enough to hang around us as well. You used to look pretty…
Neptune: Like a dork.
Sun: A total nerd.
Velvet: Guys! That’s mean!
Coco: I was going to say pedestrian, but those work too. But, now… MmHH~! Mama likey~!
Jaune: Oh… W-Well thanks, Coco.
Coco: I mean the hair makes you look so much more mature, especially with those white streaks in it.
Neptune: And, armour is more form fitting. It suits you better.
Sun: And, you’ve got some muscles on you, no more lanky self! Though I doubt you look anywhere as good as me~!
Velvet: And, that tights ass…
Jaune: Oh, thanks guys…! Wait, what was that about my butt?
Coco: You have such tight looking ass~!
JSN: …
Jaune: Okay… That’s a first…
Coco: Never had a hot girl compliment you before.
Jaune: Well yes she has, but never my butt.
Neptune: Oh? Is there some hot lady making moves on you?
Jaune: Why as a matter of fact; Yes, yes there is.
Coco: I call bullshit!
Jaune: And, why do you find that hard to believe?
Coco: No offence, Jaune, you’ve certainly gone from a two to an eight on the hotness scale. But, I seriously doubt some hot ladies are chasing after you; You may look hotter, but you’re still a dork.
Jaune: Well, you better tell that to all those, Milfs back in, Mantle that I wasn’t a hot piece of meat then.
Neptune: Bullshit! There’s no way a bunch of milfs would be after a Huntsmen-in-training.
Jaune: Oh, I’m not a student anymore.
Velvet: Well, you may have gone your own way after, Beacon fell, but you’re still a first year student.
Jaune: No I’m not. See, here’s my, Hunter’s license.
Sun: The hell?!
Coco: WHAT?! I’m still a third year in training, and you’re already a licensed, Huntsmen?! That some fucking bullshit right there!
Velvet: Well either way; Congrats on becoming a, Huntsmen, Jaune. I’m sure you do good out there.
Jaune: Thank you, Velvet. So, do you believe there is a hot lady chasing after me now?
CVSN: No.
Jaune: What?! Come on guys I’m telling the truth, honestly.
Neptune: What kind of a hot babe would be chasing after you?
Jaune: My wife for starters.
CVSN: Your what?!
Jaune: My wife. Can’t you tell I’m married? Oh wait, my gauntlet is hiding the ring. Well no matter, I’m married.
Neptune: Who the hell would marry you?!
Jaune: A lady with impeccable taste.
Coco: So… Wasn’t, Weiss then…
Neptune: Hey she’s got good taste!
Jaune: She went for a womanizer like you, I highly doubt that.
Coco: Fair point.
Neptune: Hey!
Velvet: Was it, Yang?
Jaune: No she, and Blake are dating.
Coco: They are? Good for them.
Neptune: That Ruby girl?
Coco: she doesn’t have good taste.
Sun: Ouch.
Sun: Is it, Nora?
Jaune: No she, and Ren are still a thing…
Velvet: Are they?
Jaune: Uhh…? Honestly I don’t know with those two. Ren, is so emotionally stunted it’s hard for, Nora to get through to him.
Coco: Then who is it; Who is the lucky lady to managed to bag?
Jaune: Her name is, Jinn. Jinn Arc.
Coco: Jinn eh? Pretty name. What is she like?
Jaune: Insanely smart, and knowledgeable about everything! If you guys have any secrets, secrets you haven’t told anyone about, she knows about them. Not to mentions she kind, and very curious, she loves experiencing new things. It’s so adorable seeing her reactions when she tries sometimes new. I’m so happy I married her.
Velvet: Wait, she knows our secrets?
Jaune: Every secret, anyone has every made. She knows.
Velvet: Well that’s unnerving.
Coco: How can she know out secrets if she’s never met us before?
Jaune: Well… Consider it a semblance of sorts if you will.
Coco: Sounds like a powerful semblance.
Jaune: Insanely powerful.
Neptune: Enough about her personality; What does she look like?
Coco: Yeah, what does she look like?
Jaune: Oh, she has rich ebony skin, long silky black hair, and luscious indigo eyes.
Sun: And…?
Jaune: And, what?
Neptune: Her body, what’s her body like.
Coco: Yeah. Are we working with an hourglass figure, or what?
Jaune: Oh, she was the definitive hour glass figure, it only adds to her absolute beauty that she is.
Coco: Nice~! And…?
Jaune: And… She’s thic… Like: Thic THIC~!
CSN: Nice.
Coco: But, I still think you’re lying.
Neptune: Yeah, pics or it didn’t happen!
Sun: Sorry dude, I have a hard time believing you’re married, much less to some bombshell hotty.
Velvet: Sorry, Jaune, but I find it difficult to believe too.
Jaune: Et tu, Velvet?
Velvet: Sorry.
: Well, if you want proof of, Jaune’s wife, then I’m all to happy to oblige you~!
Jaune: Ahh! Jinnnnnnnnnnn…
Velvet: Wait, your wife is actually hereeeeeeeeeee…?!
Neptune: Who is crazy enough to marryyyyyyyyyyyyyy…?!
Sun: What, that’s bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiii…??
Coco: …
Jaune: Nnnn…?! Ahh sorry I get lost in a trance when I look at…?! Coco! Your nose is bleeding!
Coco: Hello, Mommy~!
Jinn: My oh my. Such charmers aren’t you~?
Jaune: W-What are you doing here? Didn’t you say you needed a rest. And, more importantly; what’s with that lustrous outfit?
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Jinn: Oh, this~? It’s rather hot here so I decided to wear something a little more… breezy~! Do you not like it?
Jaune: I love it! But, don’t wear it in public again. Too many people are gazing lustrously at what’s mine…
Jinn: Ohh I love it when you get dominant with me~! Now as for your other questions; I was resting in our room, but it’s so lonely back there all alone… I wanted my beloved knight to come back, and… comfort me~! Can you do that dear, please~?
Jaune: C-Certainly! Bye guys, husband duties are calling!
Jinn: We’ll chat later everyone. We’re going to be quite busy soon. Oh, and Coco?
Coco: Yes…?
Jinn: Be a good girl, and you can join us later, okay~?
Coco: O-Okay…
Jinn: Good. Bye everyone~!
CVSN: Bye…
CVSN: …
Sun: Holy shit! She’s real?!
Neptune: And, hot as hell!
Velvet: She’s the most beautiful woman, I’ve ever seen before in all my life!
Coco: H-How did she know I wanted to join them in a threesome?! I didn’t say anything?!
Velvet: I think the nosebleed said something about that.
Coco: Like that says, ‘I wanna bang you.’ I was just registering how hot she is!
Sun: And, she’s married to, Jaune?!
Neptune: How did that blond goofball land such a hot babe?!
Velvet: Must have been the hair.
Coco: His hair is really alluring.
Sun: It’s better than, Neptune’s.
Neptune: Dude?!
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pabustenyuku · 8 months
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superiorsturgeon · 6 months
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Based on @rwby-encrusted-blog’s idea that the blondes share a braincell!
Yang: …are we all here?
Jaune: Present!
Sun: Present!
Yang: Okay, then let’s get down to business! We need to plan the next month carefully! Blake and I have plans to go to a concert so I need to reserve the twelfth! *makes a mark on white-erase board*
Jaune: …and Pyrrha’s birthday is the next weekend, so put me down for that day!
Sun: Hold on, I need it that night for a concert with Weiss! It took me forever to get those tickets! I can’t go in unarmed!
Jaune: Then you should have thought about that last year when I made the reservation for Pyrrha’s birthday! I need it to make everything perfect!
Yang: Boys! Boys! Let’s carefully think about this! We all need it from time to time, and we agreed to share it equally! Let’s think about this and come up with a solution!
Sun: 🤔
Jaune: 🤔
Yang: 🤔
Sun: ☝️😲 I’ve got it!
Sun: The concert is going to be loud, right? What if I use it until the music starts, then once I don’t have to talk anymore I’ll slip it to Jaune for the rest of the evening!
Jaune: Hmm…it’ll be close…!
Yang: But…?
Jaune: …it just might work!
Ruby: What are you guys doing?
Yang/Sun/Jaune: *frozen in place around a schedule whiteboard labeled “Brain Cell Rotation” with their names filled in on various days* 😨
Ruby: …
Ruby: …this actually explains a lot.
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If Weiss and yang become maidens together I’m gonna be so happy rip to winter and Raven I LOVE them but like… besties with magic…
I whole heartedly believe Yang was so glad sun went with Blake to wherever she was going because Blake “hasn’t slept or eaten in three days to catch one bad guy” belladonna cannot be left alone with an injury she will NOT take care of it properly
Also considering it’s framed as Blake left as soon as she was physically able and sun had to follow right behind her he probably wasn’t the one to tell Yang Blake left he’s just who informed everyone she left I like to think Weiss maybe got to wait till Yang woke up before she got dragged away by her dad or it was ren and Nora
I love that RWBY are like the face of the world defending itself because those are like THE most mentally ill children you should not be letting them make decisions but whatever it’s funny and the worlds ending anyway
Yang post losing her arm like: fuck am I supposed to do now?? Be a prank YouTuber???
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