Hermes: Dude, we shouldn't do this. I'm backing out.
Dionysus: No, you can't back out! We owe this to Hephaestus! This guy banged Hephaestus' wife!
Hermes: So did you..?
Dionysus:
Dionysus: Yeah, but that's different.
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Piccolo: How did you guys get kicked out of the tournament?
Vegeta: We were unfairly accused of poisoning the Ginyu Force.
Bulma: You were framed?
Raditz: No, we poisoned the shit out of them. But they didn’t have any proof.
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just learned that there are people out there who don’t like The Janitor Always Mops Twice ???
but ??
and
and let’s not forget about
what is there not to like ???
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Jisung, wearing two pairs of headphones: I just realized I have two ears, so it's a waste of time to listen to only one thing.
Changbin: Let me get this straight. You just realized you have two ears?
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when he says he wants a babe in the passenger seat but the only mf that’s ever in that chair is mac
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I have to say. Easily one of my favourite things in the entire AP Bio series is that canonically the entire town has a public holiday celebrating that one actor, Katie Holmes, from Dawkins creek specifically because she was from Toledo.
But what’s even better than that is the fact that there is only one family in the entirety of the town who does not celebrate this. And instead they Celebrate Jamie Farr, from MASH. AND THEY DO THIS BY CROSSDRESSING IN HIS MOST ICONIC DRESSES.
Anyway thus begins my essay as to why anyone who watches Always Sunny or AP Bio should also watch MASH…
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so is anyone gonna talk about how they had dennis say “boy sex” on television
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The Gang Inflates: in which the man of action starts a business for the two of them, and the man of words spends the entire episode translating for him
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Hermes: Why am I helping you??
Loki: Because I'm manipulating you. That's the way I get people to do things for me.
Hermes: Really?
Loki: Yeah.
Hermes: Shit, that's awesome! How did you do that?!
Loki: If you make my chair look really nice and gold, I will tell you!
Hermes: Deal!
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Frieza soldier: Who’s in charge here?
Raditz: Well usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.
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