#sg chat

[sg-chat]

Jinx: THE NEW MEMBERS ARE COMING! THE NEW MEMBERS ARE COMING!

Miss Fortune: God we need a bigger house...

Lulu: Friends! NEW FRIENDS!

Lux: Who are they? Oh my god im so excited!

#league of legends #sg chat #star guardians #funny dialogue #miss fortune #miss fortune star guardian #lux star guardian #lux #star guardian jinx #jinx #star guardian lulu #lulu

[kaiju-krew]

bug sketches 🦋

#alright chat what are we calling sg x battra ive delusioned myself into it being a thing #it's literally just mosugoji but gay and hit with a shadow the hedgehog emo beam #uhhhh anyways #spacebat??? #crystalbat??? #i have no idea someone help #my art #godzilla #mothra #mothra leo #battra #spacegodzilla #kesshō #<that's his name in my au 'spacegodzilla' feels too.... impersonal idk let me live

[fighting-naturalist]

Daniel Jackson in “Hathor”

#pun absolutely not intended YIKES #stargate #sg-1 #stargateedit #daniel jackson #michael shanks #s1 #ep13 #1.13 #***edits #i'd like to have a polite chat with the people responsible for this episode #because whoever did this #whoever decided that daniel would spend a whole episode on his knees looking adoring getting petted #needs to answer for it #'i beg of you show mercy' said while on his fucking KNEES #good GRIEF

[garciapimienta]

LIKE????????

#everybody moved on I stayed here etc etc #i think about this moment like once a week I’m not joking #ofc I do since it’s my WhatsApp chat background akskdk #also this jersey was so superior if you didn’t like it do not interact #Pedri gonzalez #Lionel messi #Leo messi #fcb #barça #fc barcelona #p*sg

[raytorosaurus]

i held my own in conversation with a middle-aged guitar enthusiast and gearhead the other day purely through information obtained to maintain a comprehensive tagging system for ray toro's guitars on my my chemical romance blog

#like i play guitar but i just have the cheapest secondhand epiphone lp 100 i could find #but we were chatting about his gibson explorer and sg and floyd rose and big muff pedal etc etc and i was like ah yes. from the jpegs. #im not a very competitive person until it comes to interacting with older men and then i suddenly need 2 be the smartest person in the room #they really bring out the toxic masculinity in me #*

[turbo-overkill]

I like the shadow glass Fowler/Optimus idea! 😄 question does Optimus work for megaton or does he have his own team when he meets Fowler? Is Fowler also a bad guy? Do you have any headcannons of them or is just like coming up with an idea that you really like?(Don’t have to answer any of these if you don’t feel like it☺️)

My thought was that it's the usual Shattered Glass deal, meaning Autobots Bad and Decepticons Good™, but instead of everything in this universe just being the opposite, it's more of a difference outcome to the same beginning. Meaning somewhere along the way, the Autobots lost their way, Megatron didn't get high on Dark Energon and lose all his remaining braincells, etc.

I thought it would be fun if the humans stayed the same, with Fowler working with the Decepticon instead. He meets Optimus and just goes "I can fix him" for whatever reason and it works. Optimus at first puts up an "ew, human" act but, at his core, he's still deeply curious and decides to go along with the "we really shouldn't be friends but here we are" act until it's suddenly not an act anymore and oh, he likes the human.

Queue Fowler somehow trying to play both sides and going to incredible lengths to make sure nobody figures out that he's been going on dates with the literal guy he's supposed to be fighting.

#star spangled dads #for the record their relationship is very healthy and tbh in my version of sg i see optimus as more of like. #a tragic figure that's gone off the path and dug himself into a hole that he can't crawl out of so he just keeps on digging further #'fowler where the frag have you been. weve been trying to reach you for hours' #fowler who has spent half the day at the autobot base with no signal and chatting with the enemy: i uh. yes. #asks

[bruceandmary]

Cameron Mitchell and Daniel Jackson, "Stargate: SG-1", episode 9x07

Mitchell: Witnesses?

Jackson: One. Some guy who was working overtime. He spent most of the firefight under his desk, but was able to provide a description of three individuals. Big. Tattooed. Chain mail pants.

Mitchell: So it's either our Jaffa or KISS is back on tour.

#stargate #sg-1 #quote #chat #cameron mitchell #daniel jackson #snark #KISS

[untitled-byler-blog]

imagine getting comments on fics? must be fun!

#byler #let's chat #but this isn't an exclusively byler thing it happe #actually no the only other big fandom i write for is miraculous and i get comparitively tons of comments on those #i even had some loyal commenters on my sg and poppins fics #even my kuroshit gets more love than this and people say that fandom died 10 years ago #shut up lilly

[sonicseagirls]

A moment of appreciation for Sea Girls for being probably the best, most interactive band to ever exist 🖤🖤🖤🖤

#bits of me and one of the sgogs chat on this fan-made sg gc <3 #sea girls deserves the woooorld!!

[sg-chat]

Ahri: Welcome girls! We are glad to have you in the star Guardians!

Akali: YEEEEEAHHH!!!

Kai'sa: Thank you Ahri...

Taliyah and Rell: *Crying their hearts out*

Nilah: Let's go girls!!

Ekko: Hell yeah! * hugs jinx*

Quinn: Oh my god i can't belive * really happy*

Ahri: Oh god this is going to be a mess...

#sg chat #league of legends #star guardians #funny dialogue #ahri star guardian #quinn #rell #taliyah #nilah #kai'sa #akali #ekko #jinx star guardian

[ev1lmorty]

playing league is like exposure therapy

#insane anxiety bc i just realized the reason i havent been getting trolled in matches was bc when u join a party it saitches to party chat #so my team chats have been off for who knows how long #turned it on in time to play w a really nice sg jinx w a lesbian frame who complimented my ba lux......... thank god #i usually cant do mobas bc the playing w strangers part scares me shitless but NEEDING superhero jayce forced me to be semi normal #still feel rude for having chat off.... now like. gr8 ppl are probably being v mean bc ive been sucking hard at playing lately #think im just anxious abt life n league is being like #a weird anti anxiety n hyper anxiety activity #should sleep but sleeping is v scary rn for weird reasons #so much going on in my head rn at least my other brother should be here in like an hr #av.txt

[n0ct0urn1quet]

@510snake dfggfdbfdgblj!!!!!!!!!!!! lkfdjbglkbkljbkljbjkbj!!!!!!!!!!!!! kbjdgfb kfdgkdfgbdfg bhg jfdg gd g fdg fdddfg hjgdfbdfggf bhjgdhbgdf hbjgfd bgfd bhgfd bgdfbfhvng jkbc!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bro i am stimming so hard i keep doigngn the stim where i liek flap my hands n then grab my hair n scronch it up but i just hit my glasses by acciednt n hurt the bridge of my nose owwie :( :( :( :( :( :( but ime oka y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just hurted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! caus im Fuckign Dummy Autism!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i am haivng big autism moment oh i am so hyper so hapy cannot experess it through words have to use keysmash and flapy hans #JDGBLKGBLKGBLKBGKBJLKG #bro im just <:] #ur so preby ik that was suppused 2 be like spicy n everything it was !!!!!! u saw how red i got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #BUT LIEK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idk just ur so prebby bgbbgbjhbg....... #i lov it when u wear ur hair down like yees u in a ponytail is cute n epic but god ur hair is ? ?!???? so pretyy? ? ????? ?? ? #its so long bro ur hair looks so soft i jus wana play with it............ #i wana hold u close to me n snugl u n play with ur hair n go schrhsrchrhr........................ #ohghghg i juts love u pepper <:] #u make me go stim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u make me smileys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i just <:] #i care u im lobys u im snugylys an kiseys u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #u make me!!!!!!! so happys!!!!!!!!!! and!!!!!!!!! i care u!!!!!!!!!!!! so muche <:] #oh also i keep liek getting the Stimmy Hand Spasms and im trying to take a drink out of my bottle but i keep wanting to flick my hadns #around so i keep having to put the drink down before i fucgking spill it all ofvr my self JKKALSBBKJLG #sory it is taking me forever to write this i keep having bouts of ENERGY becuase im ia mst vgkjdfdfgjsdfgkbgldjshioh ujvk #see what i mean KLLVVFHJ L #IM JUST happy rn u make me happy i lov vcing with u i lov fiebfdfhvghj vsdlsdl;kadhf vha jasad iiiiuvgfjvfdgkdghvfg #i love viedo chatting with u i love deeing u ! ! ! ! WR HJB SG BKJSLGB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #aslslo i am hugnry i am going 2 get a Snack and thn ...... yknow .............. draw things ............ hehge............................. #but um i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorey thisss is gbgkdfb hjdfg jhfg hbjdgf short i wna draw this before i get seeby!!!!!!!!!! #bc when i get seepy its SEEPY time its already 3am i should pORBALY seeb soon sand im motivated rn so iw ana draw #2am to like 6am is like PEAK drawing hours for me so i wana just draw n see if i can drawr SOEMTHING befor i go 2 bed #BUT NO PROMISESE I MIhgt not be able to draw anything or it mite b porrlyg fd jgdhk gld klgdjf drawn bc Yeah #BUT I WIL try my bes t ! !!!!!!!!!!!! but for now goonite i ghop u get VERYE good sleebs an snugl very comfily in ur bed....... #goonite my belovbed maria <:] get good sepy!!!!!!!!! luvs u!!!!!! wawa!!!!!!!!! <333

[solar-ships]

Goddamn I’m loving this Star Guardian event, and it’s serving some major Madoka Magica vibes

I feel like I gotta record it, keep it as a memory to treasure...

#chat #SG tends to pick up all my faves #and i'll just make scenarios for those who don't get SG versions #my canon now

[bouxmounir]

Qui est Milan Skriniar, le joueur du PSG ?

Qui est Milan Skriniar, le joueur du PSG ?

C’est la priorité absolue de Luis Campos pour le prochain marché. Milan Skriniar pourrait débarquer dans la capitale provençale de l’Inter Milan. Arrivé en Slovaquie en 2016, il y est fait référence à son poste en Italie, mais aussi en Europe. Débuts précoces dans le championnat slovaque En 2012, à seulement 17 ans, Milan Skriniar fait ses débuts professionnels avec le MSK Zilina. Deux ans plus…

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#Football #Inter Milan (ITA) #Mercato c&039;était 2022 #Milan Skriniar (SLQ) #Nelson Thomas #Paris-SG (FRA) #Portrait (chat) #Transferts Football

[itsjustaninchident]

Starlight☆

Lando Norris x Model!Wife!Reader

smau

summary: Getting married means having children.... Or not? 5 months into marriage and a lot of hate and pressure has been thrown on the couple. A part 2 of To the Moon and To Saturn.

warning/s: sexual innuendos, misogynistic comments, hate comments (tell me if I missed something)

author's note: This is the most tedious and longest work I've probably done here 😭 I definitely enjoyed doing this, I enjoy reading comments from you guys and also requests are always open, I'm just not fast in making it but I'll definitely do your requests🤍

yourusername

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yourusername oh sorry can't find it on the mirror where I gaf

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user1 THE IT GIRL OF THIS GENERATION

user2 THE FUTURE KIDS WOULD SAY THEY WERE BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION UPON SEEING THIS GIRL IN THE FUTURE

user3 scrolling through the pictures slay after slay and then lando norris

user4 i still can't believe they're married

user5 Can't wrap my head around how a man who drives for a living is dating the hottest girl alive

landonorris can't believe it either

user6 at least he's self aware

user7 you're both hot tbf

user8 why are hot people only for hot people

user9 this is just too cute

user10 their kids are gonna be good looking istg

user11 I mean the parents are both good looking so

user12 can't wait omg they're gonna look so cute😭

yourusername respectfully, no.

user13 oh.

user14 is this how I confirm they both don't want children😭

user15 yn shutting off comments suggesting kids for both of them😭 she's just like me fr

user16 yn is so real for that😭 she def saw that tiktok girl with the list

user17 THE WORLD IS SIMPLY NOT READY FOR THIS GIRL😭

user18 haters are found in the ditch i fear

landonorris

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landonorris P2 in Singapore!❤️

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user1 congrats lando!!!

user2 definitely deserve!

user3 why is yn not present in the sg gp?

landonorris she's busy with work :)

user4 shouldn't yn be present to her husband's races, she like missed 4 races already?

user5 girl she can't possibly be with him all the damn time😭 she's got work too

user6 leave yn alone, she literally go all out whenever she can support lando in his races

landonorris she supports me even though she's across the world, it's not her responsibility to go to every race and she has her own work to tend to.

user7 GAGGED!

user8 when he never lets anyone talk shit about you>>>>

user9 they definitely deserve each other

user10 can people stop demanding for yn and just congratulate lando😭 leave the girl alone she's not doing anything to y'all

yourusername CONGRATS BABY! any requests? ;)

user11 HE'S DEF GETTING IT😭

landonorris i think i've made it clear on chat🤔

yourusername assertive, i like it🫡

user12 STOP BEING HORNY ON MAIN?

user13 they're literally unstoppable 😭

yourusername

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yourusername let me fix my shoes first

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lilymhe can u please divorce the L word and elope with me?

yourusername contacting the lawyers📞

landonorris HEY!!

alexalbon maybe we're the ones meant for each other, mate

user1 L WORD?!😭

user2 this is actually alex's karma for calling his girlfriend the squid game girl😭

user3 personally would be my last straw

user4 why is yn always outside, can't even become a decent wife and do her chores

user5 women should just stay in the house and cook.

yourusername you should try a challenge

user5 and what is that?

yourusername it's called shutting tf up

user6 GET HIMMMM

user7 you idiots, that's literally her job she needs to constantly attend events and model products she's not outside for NOTHING, unlike you.

user8 maybe that's why they don't have kids together lol he definitely would divorce her later on

yourusername checked your profile, looks like you're not even close to getting your first girlfriend

user9 HELP😭 OMG I LIVE FOR UNFILTERED YN😭

user10 these disgusting comments about yn... she's so strong to be able to handle all of these hate just because she's married to a well-known athlete.

user11 the absolute sickening moments ever for women, we can't have anything. The world does not want us to be happy.

user12 true, makes me think how she even deserves all the hate comments when she's been the nicest, most supportive, and loving partner to lando

user13 the answer is easy, she's a woman who married a man. All these men who never grew out of their highschool phase suddenly think they've got the right to talk shit about her just because she married their favorite athlete🙄

user14 YN CAN YOU PLEASE STEP ON ME

user15 calm down girl, my boyfriend's on this app🥵

yourusername oh honey, if your boyfriend admires other girls he's not your boyfriend anymore

user15 IM JUST KIDDING I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I WANT

user16 she's an it girl and a girl's girl🫡

user17 she really said don't let any man disrespect u

via interview...

via twitter...

via article...

via twitter...

yourusername

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yourusername baby #1 full of food

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landonorris can't believe this is how I find out I'm gonna be a dad

yourusername thanks for feeding me ig now u're gonna have to take full responsibility

landonorris i fully accept becoming a father of food

user0 idk what's up with these two😭

user-1 they're literally the perfect match both of them goofy af

yourfriend is this for real?!

yourusername no bae ;)

yourfriend AMEN

user1 not yn trolling the whole damn nation only for it to be a food baby😭

user2 this is what the media gets for pressuring them into becoming parents when clearly they want a different path lol

user3 true, they've made it clear numerous times already that they want to enjoy their married life more and not involve kids in the process

user4 they're so real for that

user5 I remember in an interview of yn with the same question and she said something like "I just feel like in this day and age, having children isn't a priority for most people of this generation and I'm glad that most of us are realizing how big of a deal it is to have children and deciding to not bring them in this world when we are very self aware of our capabilities. It's time we should stop pressuring couples, more so women in giving birth because it's not the only thing we're here for."

user6 SHE'S SO SLAY?!

user7 MY ELOQUENT QUEEN

user8 slay after slay

user9 everyday i have to be reminded that im actually not married to yn and we dont have 4 kids tgt

user10 SHE'S LEGIT SO ICONIC FOR THIS😭

user11 a slap on the face for those nosy people up in their business

hope y'all actually enjoyed this as much as I did writing it😭 comments are highly appreciated 🫶 lovelots♡

#lando norris x oc #lando norris x reader #fluff #f1 #f1 fic #f1 fluff #f1 socmed au #f1 fanfic #lando norris #f1 smau #lando norris au #lando fluff #lando norris x y/n

[shit-talker]

Roach makes a tiktok rating the signatures the 141 use on their emails;

"Regarding question, please refrain, Lt Riley"

Roach : Very in character for the big man, unfortunately it was in regards to a question of requesting leave so. 4/10.

"Your brother in Christ, Sg Garrick"

Roach : Wonderful form. Made me laugh. Solid score. 7/10

"Stay positive and test negative guys, Sg McTavish"

Roach : Covid jokes are always funny, but he's made this one several times now, and I'm bored of it. 3/10 for fuckery.

"Don't fuck this up you little enabling shits, Cpt Price"

Roach : Hilarious. Our group chat is now titled "little enabling shits" not very professional from the captain. Still 9/10.

"We will discuss more later, SC Laswell."

Roach : Terrifying. Actually, bone chilling. Scared all of us so much. 10/10 for pure fear.

"Eat my ass, Sg Riley xx."

Roach : This one's super old now, but I love it, so it's staying here. 11/10. Gods speed, Si.

#captioned : yes we all routinely use emails stfu #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john price #kate laswell #kyle gaz garrick #task force 141 #roach tok #this is just becoming an excuse for mw to write silly shit istg #anyway they all totally use emails to talk to one another and heavily abuse the subject and signatures #price once received an email from soap while he wa son medical leave that was subjected “ow” #he got mildly concerned and then rolled his eyes when he read “price pls send help my sisters are killing me :(” #“your favourite sargent (who is SUFFERING)” #price sent back “lol”