#she is so goofy lmfaoooo

[texasbama]

#she is so goofy lmfaoooo #beyonce #beyoncé #looks

[worldlxvlys]

OMG I HAVE AN IDEA ABT CHRIS DEALER !!

the reader doesn't respond because of some reason (you can make it up) and he starts panicking and saying cute things to the reader(in "I don't want to lose you" mode..)and when he arrives at the reader's house after a few hours without the reader responding, she is not there and you can invent the rest because I have no idea for the rest but I love you sm I love your stories and how you write and marry me i love you sm

texts w/ dealer w benefits! chris (part 19)

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: just cursing

a/n: thank you so much, i’m so glad you like my writing :) also 💍 when’s the wedding ???

hope you like <333

dwb! chris masterlist

(thoughts are bolded + italicized)

CHRIS’S POV

i knocked on the door repeatedly, but there was no answer.

i dug into my pocket, searching for the spare key she gave me.

once i felt it, i pulled it out and opened her door.

“baby, are you here?” i yelled out.

i searched through every room in her house, starting to get even more worried.

when i got to her room, i saw her wallet on the ground, but not her.

where would she have gone without her wallet ?

why isn’t she answering her phone ?

is she safe ?

no! we’re not going there, she is fine.

she has to be.

fuck.

i opened the Find My Friends app, deciding to check her location.

yeah, dumbass, maybe you should’ve done that first.

when i clicked on her iphone’s location, my heart dropped to my ass.

NO LOCATION FOUND.

fuck . fuck. fuck.

why is her location off.

what do i do?

suddenly, i heard a loud bang from the front of the house.

heheheehe cliffhanger 😈

NAHHH IM JUST KIDDING LMFAOOOO

(i thought about it tho)

ok continue reading 🤗

*****

my head snapped towards the noise, my heart racing.

what the fuck was that.

before i knew it, there she was, standing right in front of me.

READER’S POV

chris stood in front of me, looking worried.

damn, that noise must’ve scared him.

“sorry, baby, i literally just walked straight into my front door, didn’t mean to scare you” i chuckled.

suddenly, he came rushing towards me, giving me a big hug.

surprised, i hugged him back.

“you ok, chris?” i asked.

“fuck, ma, you scared me. why didn’t you answer your phone?”

i looked at him, confused. then, a realization hit me like a ton of bricks.

“oh my gosh, i completely forgot to tell you! it wouldn’t turn on so i took it to get fixed. it’s still there, i just forgot my wallet so i came back real quick”

“i’m so sorry if i worried you, baby. i should’ve-“ he cut me off with a hard kiss to the lips.

he kissed me with so much love and passion, as if he thought it was going to be our last. it was an emotional kiss and it made me realize

i really scared him.

when we pulled away, he pressed his forehead to mine.

“no need to apologize, baby. i’m just so fucking glad that you’re ok, i was starting to go insane”

he gave me a peck to my nose, then another to my lips.

“does this mean when my phone is fixed it’s gonna be filled with spam texts from you?”

his eyes widened a bit, “yeahh, there’s no need to even read those” he said, his voice getting a tad bit higher in pitch.

i tilted my head, now amused. “oh? now i’m definitely reading them” i said, laughing at him.

he laughed with me, shaking his head.

“and by the way? i’m not going anywhere anytime soon” i told him “your ass is stuck with me”

“wouldn’t have it any other way” he smiled at me “even though you annoy the absolute shit out of me”

i rolled my eyes at him, “you were literally quivering when i walked in” i teased him.

his face scrunched up “that is not true”

i grabbed my wallet, starting to walk away.

“hey” he said as he started to follow me out “that’s not true, don’t start telling people that!” he said.

i love this goofy ass kid.

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heheheehe 😇

hope you liked <333

masterlist

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[overwatchfics]

dva nsfw alphabet..

NSFW Alphabet D.VA

A/N: this was interesting

A = Aftercare 

(what they’re like after sex) It's really how cute Hana actually gets pumped up for Aftercare (if you leave her enough energy to walk ofc) she'll enthusiastly grab some snacks and water bottles (Please don't let her have a nano cola after sex she will either be ready for another round or she'll be crawling on the ceiling)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I'm sorry Hana loves your boobs, just crazy about them. Toys with them like they're stressballs. Just looses her mind at boobs. On herself she takes pride in her hips, she's such a MASSIVE tease so she'll sway her hips when she KNOWS your ass is looking

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Depends on her mood, sometimes she loves to get really messy, but when she has her soft moments (I rewatch her cinematic bc I love the idea of dva being soft I'm sorry your honor) she likes to be tidy and keep the main focus on you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has had a hidden camera somewhere during more kinky sessions between you two, has some recordings saved. She watches them sometimes. Also has a folder on her phone of nudes just of you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not a whole lot, maybe slept with 1 or 2 people, but she's very eager to learn what you like and how to make you squeal.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Has fucked you in her meka, don't ask me jowls, but she's definitely done it. In terms of position she likes you on your back whether you're giving or receiving. She loves to ride your face or have a vibrator at high frequency pressed hard against you.

Not a position, but this really screamed Hana to me

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

More snarky than goofy really. Depends on the mood for her

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Up to you reader

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If it's sex just for sex barely any, there's always "I love yous" but it's it's actually making love then Hana shuts her damn mouth and with MAKE you feel loved.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

A lot. Has a vibrator for herself that she uses when youre away. Has done it in her meka too.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Oh boy. Overstimulation, Dacryphilia, Edging, begging, light degradation, pet names, choking, and exhibitionism. SHE WPULD TOTALLY DO A FAKE STREAM LMFAOOOO

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Any. Fucking. Where. Hana really does not care. In her meka, in the bathrooms, on a wartable, on the counter, even on a sky scraper if you asked. She really does not care.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Tears of overstimulation, this REALLY drives her. Seeing you all whiny and at her mercy drives her to take care of you "Awww does my bunny need me? Well I'll have to do something about that"

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She refuses to be tied up. She can tie you up, but she herself will NOT. She doesn't like that level of helplessness, and actually, she doesn't like having any sort of sensory deprivation on herself. No blindfolds, no bondage, nope.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Pretty damn good at giving it, demands you to ride her face. LOVES RECEIVING IT TOO THOUGH.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hana is pretty fast paced, though she loves to draw out your orgasms and edge you to the point of having to ask nicely

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes! Anywhere! Anytime! 0 fucks given!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Risk should be Hana's middle name for how much she wants to experiment.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She gets pretty exhausted but has a short recovery time, so she's good to go after a 5 of rest.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Vibrator, Dildo, fuzzy pink cuffs for you, collars, a pair of cat ears, and a butt plug with her bunny logo lmfao

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Way too much, if you're not making love, expect the sex to be torture in a good way.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Hana could care less if the world could hear her, and she would POP OFF. Drawn out high waning moans followed by breathy pants

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves fingering you as you're trying to do work or play games. Especially games, she will put a controller between your legs and press it hard against you when it vibrates.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty damn muscular, any sort of aviation flight crew training is rigorous so Hana is pretty fucking strong

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

VERY HIGH EVERY OTHER DAY MORE THAN ONE ROUND FOR SURE

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depending on how far you guys take it she's the first on to knock out, starfish on the bed and lightly snoring. Awww what a cutie.

#overwatch2 #overwatch x reader #overwatch #overwatch imagine #dva #d.va x reader #hana song #dva x reader

[the-s1lly-corner]

Hi, hi! 👋🏾 This isn't a request, since I know you have plenty of others you're trying to get to (I commend you for it, from ex-writer to active writer; you're doing a wonderful job 🫰🏾), so I just came here to gush about your TADC work with a demon reader, if that's okay! It was super cute and fun, and there were so many other tiny headcanons coming to mind and bouncing around while I was reading it, and I wish to share them! 🤲🏾 *Gently tosses my silly little free headcanons into the air for you like a flower girl*

I'm a Pomni lover, because she is just too cute (girlfailure 🫶🏾), so I immediately gave more thought to the Pomni segment you wrote with a demon reader. I think it would be accurate and hilarious if she were the type to not only fidget with your tail when nervous, but the type to fidget with it unconsciously over time, like she sometimes won't realize she's doing it, and then since she's very jumpy, I figure she has prooobably pulled it fairly hard on accident a number of times. I imagine the reader would naturally a little quick to anger and prone to have outbursts as a demon, but since Pomni is the one at fault, the reader would restrain themselves just a bit (at least I would because she's my weakness 😞). The most I could see the reader doing, if they had wings, would be to turn up their nose and cross their arms all playfully and fly off to a high place while Pomni is sulking on the ground, trying to apologize, shnsnsngsgnsgnfgbgf I love her sm. And since I am a fiend for physical affection, I will toss in the headcanon that when the reader thinks Pomni's had enough, they finally hurtle down at top speed and crash their lips into Pomni's a gazillion times and assure her they weren't actually mad. <333 I'm making myself giggle and kick my feet and roll around in bed rn

Oh, and for the Jax likers (who I am not one of 👄), I headcanon that when he pulls on the reader's tail, the reader just thwacks him really hard in the face with it, and if the hit was in an eye he gets those like goofy cartoony bandages over it and like the little stars floating around his head when he gets dizzy, LMFAOOOO

N E Ways, I hope you've enjoyed my being self indulgent, and hope you're taking good care of yourself. 👁️ Feel free to do with this message as you wish ❤️

UEUEUEUE I love that sm !! Honestly I love when people incorporate the silly whacky cartoony stuff that goes on in the digital world <\3 wish I saw it more

Wish I did that more actually

Respectfully eats these hcs

[deedeli-liveblog]

RWBY ReWatch Volume 4: let’s slow it down now

I’ve rewatched Volumes 1-3 multiple times (though it’s been a long time), either by myself, showing it to a family member, or watching a reaction video of it. I have watched Volume 4 precisely 2 times. Once in the original liveblog, once again with either Jay or my mom. And since it’s been so long, this’ll prob feel like a whole new watch for me.

That being said, I remember this part being a lot slower story wise than the first 3 Volumes, so I’m not sure if I’ll have all too much to say about it.

Ugh, RoosterTeeth moving RWBY onto their own site wouldn’t bother me if they would at least put the character shorts in the playlist with the show. I know they aren’t necessary to watch, but you put effort into them, you’d think you’d make it easy for people to find.

i know i’ve got it bad when just seeing tyrian brings a smile to my face

aklhsdkhafjds, Emerald pushing Mercury out of the way so SHE can stand next to Cinder.

okay, wait i lied, I have rewatched the fight between Qrow and Tyrian. multiple times. because i love it. but I think that’s the only thing in Volume 4 I’ve seen more than twice.

Oh that’s right! Oscar’s introduced in this volume.

I really like the song for the Volume 4 op, Let’s Just Live, it’s actually one of my favorites from the soundtrack. But the visuals are a little... lacking. Some parts even look a little goofy when it’s trying to be serious.

I didn’t forget Ren’s history with his village being destroyed by Grimm, but I didn’t remember how... quickly his anxiety over it seems to crop up when in a similar situation. The second they step into Shion he gets way more curt and... passive-aggressive, we’ll say. That actually adds a lot more context to how he acts in Volume 8 too. It’s pretty similar.

Jacque has a single framed photo on his desk and it’s of Whitley and Whitley alone.

With as jumpy and paranoid as Blake was, how did she not notice the guy in a full body cloak tailing her.

Sun’s so funny, I forgot how good he is this volume.

It’s kind of funny seeing Sun complain about Menagerie being cramped while walking on a wide open street, with like, 10 extra people on it, lol. He doesn’t even bump shoulders with anyone.

I still think Corsac and Fennec have really cute designs.

This Life is Mine is also one of my favorite songs on the soundtrack. Having said that, I realized that I actually haven’t listened to the soundtrack since Volume 4. I should get on that soon.

“If they’re so arrogant that they think they can get by without proper kingdom defenses, then I say good riddance!” I wonder how this lady is feeling when the Grimm start attacking her home turf.

yessss, Tyrian is finally here!! this next bit will be me gushing about tyrian

the way he grabs onto Jaune’s shield is sooo funny, but also Jaune has some good upper body strength to be able to hold a full grown man in the air with one arm

and then he just crashes through the wall for absolutely no reason other than the drama

Oh, hey! I forgot Tyrian said he had a slight interest in Jaune. We haven’t seen why that is yet. He glances down at Jaune’s shield when he says it, so perhaps it has more to do with Jaune’s family legacy than Jaune himself.

The way he says “Surprise!”. Tyrian’s voice actor is so great, his character wouldn’t be the same without him.

SO funny how everyone just stands there when Ruby is about to be poisoned by Tyrian, fdakjhdsa. I know the intention is probably that none of them would’ve made it in time, but no one even moves to try either. Jaune is the biggest offender, he just stands there and closes his eyes, lol.

Tyrian isn’t even surprised when Qrow shows up, he just giggles a little akhlakfdhsjha

Qrow just fucking punching Tyrian in the face remains one of the funniest things to happen in RWBY.

And also Tyrian shouting “You BITCH!” at Ruby, lmfaoooo. How dare she dismember him, he was only trying to kill all her friends and family and then kidnap and torture her to death! Such a bitchy response.

I think it’s a good thing I decided to rewatch the show. I remember a lot of the broader information, but a lot of the details I’ve forgotten. Like each of the relics representing knowledge, creation, choice, and destruction.

Oh my god, Ilia! I can’t believe I forgot about Ilia

I can’t remember if Oscar ever said if he told his Aunt he was leaving or if he just ran away from home.

damn oscar, not even gonna say thank you? where are your manners

hhhhh baby ren is so cute

the violin cover of boop playing in the background while baby ren hands baby nora the hammer actually made me start crying

“I’ve got you here, don’t I?” please, i’m still crying

Thinking about the Nukalooka, and if the characters faced off against anything else just as creepy, and then I remembered the fucking Apathy and good god, I am not looking forward to that again.

Tyrian just wants his master to love him, he’s like a little puppy. A completely psychotic little puppy.

Maybe Weiss shouldn’t have worn the loudest shoes in existence while she was trying to sneak out.

“You’ve never trusted anyone but yourself.” “And for good reason!” Good god, Ironwood.

I was actually pretty supportive of Ironwood during this part of the series and I think a large part of that was his actions being framed in opposition to Jacques’. Clearly, if Jacques didn’t like it-- since he is a completely self centered prick-- then it was a good thing to happen. Ironwood had always been extreme, but he ultimately seemed to have his heart in the right place, so his actions weren’t that bad. Now with the context of Ironwood’s downward spiral, it’s all too obvious how fucked in the head he was.

But that’s the great part about rewatching all of this. In hindsight, it’s all so obvious. But just like all the other characters around Ironwood, those who know and support him, it’s hard to see the cracks in the moment.

Soooo, we didn’t see Klein at all since Volume 4 iirc (and I probably don’t), and I can’t remember if it was said why since they’ve been back to Schnee manor a few times since.

I like that the little :3 is still left in the captions while Blake is talking to Sun.

Not quite as much to say for Volume 4, which is what I figured would happen. A good portion of the volume is just quiet character moments and then set up for the next volume. A lot of self explanatory stuff. Still enjoyable, but undeniably slower than what we’re used to with RWBY.

tyrian was the undisputed best part of this volume tho akjhdsklahsd

Anyway, to Volume 5!

#RWBY #RWBY liveblog #liveblog #RWBY ReWatch

[sunflowersand-bees]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FAVOURITE SPOUSE !!

in lieu of actually being able to give u cake i have compiled a bunch of cakes i think the stranger things gang would give u <3

first off from argyle

from el, obviously (the girl may not be able to bake but she sure can toast eggo extravaganzas)

will would make u the most artsy gay cake ever dw

robin and steve's cake <3

nancy cannot bake to save her life but she would order some cake pops with lil bees on them ofc

mike did his best ok

from joyce and hopper... she made it look really pretty and then asked him to do the icing and he didn't think to put 'happy birthday' so he just... labelled it

from max hehe

erica and lucas put a million hours into this masterpiece

from dustin ofc

this one's just from me hehehe

anyways that's my silly goofy way of giving u a birthday gift :PP LOVE U

oh. my. god. perce this is absolutely amazing. you are so sweet.

argyle's cake has me cracking up, el's eggo extravaganza looks like it'll give me diabetes but i'll love every second of it, will's cake is absolutely adorable like omg, steve and robin are just like my irls lmfaoooo, nancy's cake pops are adorable and literally perfect for me, mike is trying his best, joyce and hopper omfg that's amazing, max is just like me fr (i threaten to murder ppl usually), erica and lucas's cake is amazing like what the hell, dustin's cake looks like what i would do, and LASTLY, the cake that you've given me looks absolutely amazing. it's beautiful, it looks delicious, my mouth is watering, and i am, in fact, gay, so it's PERFECT. thank you so fucking much, this means so much to me. i love you so much <3333333

#asks #favs

[thegongoozlerreacts]

Hazbin Hotel Episode 1: Overture

hello i am back with a New Update on things to react to, and i thought Hazbin Hotel would be the perfect place to start since all episodes were fully released a few days ago! and also EVERYBODY i know has been bugging me about watching this show and now i FINALLY have the time to!!

spoilers under the cut

wow barely a few seconds in and i can already tell that the music is gonna be So Banger

wow okay so the opening exposition is Super Interesting

just wanna say the animation is also Fantastic in this section but ooh the lore drops

i really love the way the angels are stylized here, and how its all in black and white with accents of gold (except Lucifer who has a very light red gradient in his wings)

and also its the way that More color is brought on screen by Lucifer only oooh

oohh and the way that red gradient turns gray when the angels are like, disapproving of his ideas

its So Funny how Adam fumbled his first wife So Hard that she ran away and fell in love with someone else then his second wife got convinced by the First Wife and Her New Love LMFAOO

MAN this makes me feel SO Bad for Lucifer and i feel Conflicted as someone raised christian but like. i feel bad for him they do say that the road to hell was paved with good intentions

also Lilith thriving on the evil stuff like you Go Girlboss

these are So Pretty to look at

aww Charlie and Vaggie are So Cute

SEVEN YEARS? ouch seven years without hearing anything from her mom

omg they are So Cute

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE

damn the ominous Ringing of the Bell in the only angelic-like structure of hell

BYE ALASTOR'S AD.....

"Founded five days ago by Lucifer's ~delusional~ daughter!"

"As she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!" STOPPPP NAHHH THATS FOULL

the shaky camera i cant

"HAHA I NAMED IT" LMFAOOOO yeah you sure did buddy

incredible, they dont have A Working Phone

their faces LMFAOO

love that Alastor is bad at TV commercials because he's like... a radio host. the radio demon. he is Decidedly Not a TV Guy

also can i just say that the animation is So Smooth and So Fluid like wow i could rewatch the way each character moves 100 times and that is NOT exaggeration

help he is So Mad that they arent doing a radio show

ok actually Angel Dust's voice is really good like?? idk something about it is just Fun to listen to

Charlie trying to be So Nice is extremely entertaining

OMG HUSK !! HIS VOICE HELP !! it fits So Well

also shoutout to the background music

omg Angel Dust has got a little heart spot on the back of his head thats really really cute

aww Charlie is so cute

OOH A SONG ALREADY

LMFAOO "That bitch is halfway down the street!" i love Angel's goofy little smile as he says it also Amazing how the fuck did she get over there so quickly????

i love Charlie's and Vaggie's voice

"They're bloodthirsty and deranged!" <- really funny that this is being said about angels

he is a Hologram hey this guy's An Asshole what the fuck did Charlie ever do to you

new reaction image she looks so done with his bullshit im cackling

i can already tell that the new commercial is Not gonna go well

HEKSDJKSDN ANGEL DUST "I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place... on the path to redemption!" THE CHANGE IN TONE I CANNOT

oh ok so this Asshole Angel Guy is adam

"I'm the original dick!" BRO???? HELP?? IM ?? this does not sound like Angelic Behavior anyways what The Fuck is he even on about

the fact that he specifically calls out Climate Change as Earth's Problem, but not HERPES?? implies that angels get herpes i guess????

HELFHLDKJ I CANT Hazbin Hotel is KILLING it with the facial expressions

there is not One Thought behind that eye new reaction image

its okay Nifty you're trying your best

there are just Too Many good reaction images and memes spawned from just this One episode

Alastor is So Mad and Bitter about TV

BRUH the way he couldve done all that The Whole Time but he didnt because he Hates tv 😭😭

also wtf Nifty's giant now

well... at least Vaggie and the Hotel Gang are having a better time than Charlie with this Asshole Angel Guy

"I've never made a mistake in my fucking life" says the guy who fucked up so bad that he had to get a second wife

fuck this song is banger BUT i hate adam

DAMN "And for those of us with divine ordainment/Extermination is entertainment!" fuck when he sings it it goes So Hard but like aw :(( what The Fuck Heaven

WTF THEY MOVED IT EARLIER ????? WHY ??

help Alastor just glitching on screen

oh what The Fuck theyre moving it earlier cuz somehow a demon killed an angel? and theyre gonna kill ALL OF THE DEMONS????? WHAT

and thats the end of the episode im.

wow well. honestly it was REALLY good and i am so excited to watch the rest of the series

unfortunately i have to go now, bye i will be back with my reactions to the second episode! tomorrow (hopefully)

farewell, folks!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers

[whenthechickencry]

Umineko EP3. Replay Part 4

God damn, they went weirdly hard in this scene on console.

I don't really have a lot to say about this scene other than it''s really goofy to compare how Yasu used magic to how Tohya does lmfaoooo

He's just throwing an actual tantrum omg I remembered him leaving but not him literally crying at Beatrice

you are so bad at lying

Nanjo on panic mode when they actually check her corpse lmfao.

I also don't really have a lot to say about this scene - it's a good scene made to help you understand the world after a lot of people gave up in episode 2, it is said by Virgilia because that is someone whose words you trust right now, it's also a little boring to get explained stuff like this again on reread lol.

Eva is an accomplice this time so she should know about Kinzo's situation so I am pretty sure she is just fucking with Natsuhi as she does in episode 1 - though I guess she might have also been recruited later when shes just kind of walking around solving the epitaph.

Of course, the trick here is just to leave everything prepared except the first and last rooms where Shakannon are, and Shannon would run from the first room to the last one after her corpse was discovered... the fact that they left the master keys is pretty risky though, they could have decided to not follow the order at any time and fucked things over....

Battler immediately figures it out too!

I imagine Beatrice was a bit hesitant to use this since it might be above Battler's grade, though I think the fact she did shows she trusts his intelligence more than before.

This is probably one of the first times you see Beatricce really flair around - Battler is off the trail by now but she still has to figure out a way to word things without saying things that give her away! It's pretty exciting to read even knowing the solution.

This is a cute line haha. I think it shows that even if he has improved a lot he still has a lot to learn - after all pushing on Kanon is actually what he should have done in that game even if 'Kanon' isn't the culprit!

Team Beato is freaking out here, rightfully so! One wrong word to this repetition request and she either gives her game away or makes the mystery basically unsolvable!

You can tell by now they are really having fun together lmfao. Ronove realizes how difficult the situation is and asks for time.

Um, ah that's a way to interpret that interaction Rosa, though maybe she meant it sarcastically.

These are the hints they are talking about Taiwan, though there when they start talking about the symbol for Maria's name and stuff is where I kind of went "no way I'm getting the answer to this" when I first read it lol

I imagine Kinzo didn't like that since it gave 2 possible hints to the puzzle - you could link village to Maria as stated and then you could link 'Maria' to the church and give a kind of shortcut to the answer.... also I guess everyone is in agreement Maria was disliked by Kinzo even though he probably met her like, 3 times tops after she was a baby. It's kind of interesting how both of Yasu's games had her assume the family wouldn't even bother solving the epitaph - but as soon as someone with an idea of what actually happened writes a story suddenly the family cares!

This line always makes me chuckle - especially Natsuhi's ???

It's a bit funny how they just spell out what they will do later and yet it still feels like a betrayal somehow, doesn't it? I think it's trying to make you lie to yourself so you understand a bit more about why people choose to live in magic. Also these lines pretty much spell out Beatrice motivations - to make Battler accept her.

I think by this point Eva was probably already recruited - I think she wouldn't be this bold and remark about how she isn't scared of the culprit otherwise.

Interesting how Eva knows this! I kind of assumed she sincerely thought her stupid - but I guess this makes sense! There's a reason why she asked her for help specifically earlier!

Woah that's a line I didn't expect lol - I guess it shows how Eva's spite for others is also her feelings of insecurity.

Seeing Eva break is kind of cute - I guess I would too if the thing I wanted since I was born but was always denied would be given to me magically!

The way the game plays the creepy music before switching to Happiness of Marionette I think really highlights how this huge amount of gold being found will just lead to greed and not actually anything good...

Kinda funny how this is the opposite conclusion Eva seems to have gotten in her actual, real, life after Rokkenjima.

Man, this family is so fucked.

Guess this time Yasu told Eva this was a prank too - I wonder if she gave Eva any hints about the epitaph on her way as well.... also this entire scene is really tense as you can tell they are both ready to kill each other as soon as negoations break off. Also if Eva just wasn't destroyed by her greed and actually told the siblings there wouldn't be any more murders by Yasu - but I am sure the siblings would uh. Figure something out between themselves anwyasy.

Of course, the purpose of this scene is to get you thinking into what makes someone a witch. If the Golden power was granted to Eva upon finding the room, how did the original Beatrice get it?

The sponsorship system is interesting - in reality, it was probably something Yasu made up to play with Maria.... though there is a lot you can say about Lambdadelta and Bern based on who they sponsor but I'll probably have more to say about it later.

It's kind of funny how many things you can imagine this line is referencing (or a combination of things) from Takano's efforts to get her grandfather acknowledged, to Satoko's efforts at improving herself for Satoshi to Satoko's efforts to trap Rika in GouSotsuMeguri - I don't really have a very well developed theory on WTC as a series since I read things wildly out of order and am a rather new fan and didn't even finish Ciconia yet - but that's part of the reason I am rereading now.

#umiepisode3 #umineko

[jentlemahae]

I totally agree w what you and anons are saying about CN bars overall & how most can carry themselves overly smugly/self-importantly, but—and I don’t mean this as a personal accusation to you or anyone, more of a general observation—I also think finding them annoying is a pretty popular opinion in international/English fan circles? Like maybe it’s just in my limited experience but I swear people (esp white people tbhhh 😭) love taking valid criticisms against weird moves they do and then using that as ammo to discredit Chinese fans in general, so that /all of them/ seem like the dumb easy-but-also-oversensitive hive mind piggybanks even companies themselves have treated them as when they’re trying to get that Chinese coin without actually putting in the baseline work of understanding or even respecting the Chinese idols or audiences they’re courting. I think that’s how you eventually get iffy but surprisingly popular takes like “T*n’s high- profile/paying activities in China or aimed at Chinese fans are worthless he should come back to a basement in the utopia of Korea for YOUTUBE CONTENT” (even L*sa got this too sometimes even as she was making bank and gaining hella fans so long as you consider Cfans fans, and not, like, subhuman mass buy machines whose attention is worth less than people from elsewhere in every way but monetary) or “pandering to China via having mandarin versions or even having Chinese members is just a cash grab selling out to CCP robots” from randoms that have as much of a right to speak on this as Cbars & groups of netizens have a right/the audacity to act like they’re the be all and end all of their faves’ livelihoods lmaooo. But yeah, v much not saying you or any of the other asks are doing this, but just putting 2 cents in bc I’ve also seen other international fans go the other extreme on this take while also bragging about faves’ achievements (that bars did still play a role in helping secure) in the same breath. It v much depends on the specific artist and fan community too like I SO agree BP solo bars acting high and mighty is goofy bc they’re a drop in the bucket in, like, the way large ocean of support that group has lmfaoooo

ohhh yes! ive personally not seen it amongst nctzens but i do remember when lisa was on the chinese dance show and korean/international fans were getting disrespectful talking about it :/ as u said that’s not what im saying but that’s definitely a valid point bcs ive seen fans spewing xenophobia while criticizing bars

#anonymous #sophie ask

[celestialblushxoxo]

Merry Christmas to you 💝

Hiii im a new follower of yours 😁 Can I join too in your recent game ?

Initials :- S.P ( She / her )

Sexuality :-. Straight

Thank you 💟

Hey babie, hope you're doing good and resting well, please take care💗 here's you're reading love, hope you enjoy it✨✨

Omg first thing I heard is head massage, your fa gives amazing head massage and champis. They are someone who dreams big. He is ambitious and someone who doesn't settle for less. He yearns for more, always grinding, on the grind. Workaholic tendencies? But once you say, look enough work you need to relax then he'll stop, not stubborn when it comes to you. Family oriented. May have a family business. He comes from a family which is traditional in the sense the value morals and traditions but they are open minded like it's not conservative. Anyways your fs is a supportive guy. He wants the best for him and everyone he loves. Humble as well. Hardworking. I heard that Vin Diesel song(It's my power, it's my drive)👀😂 I heard 'Most Wanted Munda' hehehe golden boy in his house I see. But he isn't obedient and a rule follower, he is this playful brat who loves spontaneous trips and explore around. He has dual sides. He's like the guy who gets away cause people just, he is charming ok🤣🤣he is a funny guy as well. Look wise has amazing soft hair. Maybe long, wavy, black hair and brown eyes. Fair to tan skin. Good built. Tall and little muscular. Good dressing sense. May love hoodies a lot. He always has earphones in his ears hehehe. He is goofy, he is an extrovert nature wise and prolly has many friends lol, party guy. I heard PARTY, PARTY AND PARTY. Financially he is doing very well and so is his family. Successful business. Baking? He may love to bake. Pastries. He is the type to randomly compliment or give you pecks as you doing something. Very chill guy tbh. Understanding and witty. He maybe really good academically as well. All rounder lol. He may love cricket. Others/his close ones they love him, some people envy him but otherwise he is like this guy who aunties want to fix rishta with their daughters lmfaoooo omg. He is literally funny and smart and too good. He loves intellectual debates and teasing as well. But also very hardworking like he can be serious when he wants to. Right now he maybe in uni or something like higher education or prolly post graduation degree something. He is enjoying, making friends and enjoying his life. He is a great lover and a best friend, you will literally feel like YOURSELF and he'll always bring the best Outta you. Too cute💗✨

Possible Placements: Huge Gemini vibes, Mercury, Aquarius, Libra, Venus and Uranus, Capricorn as well

Possible Fashion Aesthetic:

Thank you so much for being so patient babie, hope you enjoyed your reading! Do let me know if you liked it or not, it helps me improvise! Have an amazing day love and take care💗✨

[mourninglamby]

woah :O!! have you seen the cowboy mapleshade map? i think you posted once somewhere that you liked warrior cats when you were younger, cowboy mapleshade is a really amazing warrior cats map that uses cowboy dan for its song :]

YAAA THATS WHERE I FIRST HEARD IT LMFAOOOO...ive been a modest mouse enjoyer for a while but i havent heard that one yet so it was a real treat. i also like mapleshade if only for the sake of hyping up one of the few female villains in warrior cats (she is still written with a very sexist rhetoric tho its so goofy. the erins/their publishing company b like this is misogynypaw from homophobeclan)

#warrior cats

[sawyid]

Please give me your Sawyer NSFW headcanons. I am garbage for this man.

UNDERSTANDABLE he's such a special character and he's super hot so like ‼ damn sawyer you find as he'll... i won't you

obvious nsfw below the cut

first things first just to make sure nobody misconstrues what i have to say about sawyer: this man is a bottom. this man is SUCH a bottom. he'll tell you he's a switch because he CAN top if his partner(s) is(/are) more of a bottom than he is. don't let him fool you; he is a brat.

a = aftercare

sawyer can be the most tender guy in the whole world when he's with somebody he loves. If it's just a one night stand he might not put in the most effort to aftercare, but when he's in bed with a significant other ohhhhh my god let me tell you !!! he is so sweet.

if his partner(s) and him just had really rough/intense sex he makes sure to check in with them. he NEVER lets his top(s) experience dom-drop.

he really loves taking a bath with his partner after they fuck

he's super cuddly after sex and loves spooning. it doesn't matter if he's big spoon or little spoon, he just wants that closeness to someone. he's also super touchy and will give his partner massages and stuff while they drift off to sleep together

b = body part

i'm just gonna say it. he has a big dick and he's proud of it. he's very confident! he might not use it most of the time because he's a bottom, but it's still hot as fuck.

his favorite body part of his partner(s) is probably their stomach or their arms. he's a sucker for some toned arms, but he's ALSO a sucker for a soft tummy

c = cum

i'll be real this man is cum obsessed he LOVES being cummed on/in. he loves swallowing, he loves getting facials (from one or many partners), he loves when his parter(s) finish inside of him. he's also totally into spitballing.

d = dirty secret

this catboy can and will put on the fucking maid dress

e = experience

... do i need to answer this? we know he's a hoe and we love him for it. he's VERY experienced and has had many many many partners in his days. he doesn't have a preference of experienced/inexperienced partners because as long as he's having fun it's all good.

f = favorite position

who doesn't love a good doggy style? it's one of the basics and sawyer loves that shit. he looooves when his partner grips his hips real hard and pull him onto their dick/strap.

g = goofy

this man can NOT stand 100% serious sex. he is a firm believer in "if you can't laugh then it's not good sex"!!! like what's the point of being intimate with someone if you can't be genuine with them. he's super charismatic and if something goes "wrong" during sex he does a good job of making sure his partner doesn't feel insecure.

h = hair

i like to believe he trims his actual pubic hair, but leaves a cute happy trail of fuzz down his tummy.

he doesn't have a preference of his partner's hair as long as they're properly taking care of themself— which pretty much applies to all of sawyer's views. as long as his partner is happy and healthy then he's ready to go!

i = intimacy

up until this point i have been talking specifically about people that sawyer has an established relationship/connection with, but i think that now is a good time to bring up his internalized homophobia.

sawyer has no problem being intimate with women for... obvious reasons. he will always treat a girl right and loves to take his time making sure she feels special.

men, however....... that is a different story. he was raised in the south and what is one thing the south is known for? homophobia! woo! (/s) it took sawyer a VERY long time to come to terms with his bisexuality and it was a rocky journey.

in his early teens he realized he was attracted to other guys in his classes/peer circles/etc, but tried to shove it away and ignore it. he dropped out of school in 9th grade and spent more time trying to ignore his attraction to men. in his late teens/early 20s he gave up trying to suppress it and "gave in" to his "homosexual desire" and began having very meaningless sex with random men. he always topped because he thought it was Less Gay if he wasn't bottoming. by the time oceanic 815 crashed on the island, he knew he was bisexual and had even become comfortable with bottoming, but he was still terrified of intimacy. what it boils down to is trust issues.

there's this fic that really just. WOW. it is perfect. it's about sayid and sawyer's exercises with trust and idk. this fic is just really special i hold it so close to my heart. sawyer and sayid have an agreement where they get to do Anything to each other to learn trust & self control, and sawyer lets sayid do SO MANY THINGS TO HIM. but when sayid tries to kiss him, sawyer says their safe word. please read this fic i am begging you

okay NOW!! at his best he LOVES intimacy. no matter the gender of his partner, once he learned to accept himself he also learned how to be intimate and not feel guilty about it. he loves cuddlefucking and holding his partner as close to him as he can possibly get them. he's super clingy, it's kind of adorable.

j = jack off

tbh he has a bunch of partners, he does Not need any alone time LMFAOOOO

and with that i say

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i have been writing about this for too long i need to go to SLEEP !!!

if you want me to finish the alphabet just reply in the notes/send another ask/shoot me a pm, and i'd be happy to do it! i've just been working on this on and off for a few hours and i'm ready to call it a day. i hope you enjoyed!

#nsft #didyoujustcallmedetective #ask #sawyer

[ballplayersxo]

If JT really felt some type of way about that live all she had to do was tweet “don’t you support Trump?” (Because how can you defend that) and that’s all but instead she went on a whole tangent. Think smarter not harder babes now all y’all looking goofy. Our rap girls had a good run but it looks like shit is crumbling from the inside out.

LMFAOOOO but then all asian would have to do is pull up JT’s tweets like the rape ones 🥴 can’t defend that either so where do they go from there? 💀 regardless they’d all look stupid at the end of day but either way they all look stupid now. tbh if they’re bout it they’d drop some diss tracks instead of the internet mess

[walkshade]

ok so i watched free guy with my friend the other day

before u come at me for giving money to disney i have an excuse. they reeled me in with mariah carey. also spoilers for free guy if u wanna watch it

anyways it started off pretty strong but that could be my bias towards anything involving ai becoming sentient and feeling cus that as well as the whole video game character pov is a very cool premise to me (not to mention i like ryan reynolds and his goofy face) (and jodie comer was pretty and badass in the whole movie)

so obviously im not about to say that the whole “omg pretty and cool lady walks by and all of a sudden i have purpose” trope isnt horrendously trampled on already like i def had to hold in my scoff so the two other people in the theater with me didnt get mad lol but im a sucker for bamfs and dumb cheerful guys if theyre done right so sue me

the thing is they were not done right

they had chemistry dont get me wrong but basically it boiled down to “we like swings mariah careys fantasy and the same ice cream flavor. also im normal and unlike the toxic gamer dudes u have encountered cus i work at the bank and am a computer code” so really i had nothing to root for..

she didnt even realize he was an ai at first which is so funny to me like you really think in that wasteland of a gaming scene theres gonna be someone who literally levels up by being a good guy ? grow up lmfaoooo and he wasnt even that good like he still fucked with other players he just never messed with the npcs so hes the pinacle of morality i guess

anyways its revealed that the game code was stolen by a entrepreneurial type with a runway reject type style whos only redeeming quality was he was played by taika waititi who i admit i have a soft spot for and the two who actually developed the code (keys and ummm i wanna say mickey but they said her name like once in the whole movie and im done fact checking ) find out through hijinks and silliness (aka guy and mickey falling soooo in love) and try to sue ceo taika

but ceo taika takes an axe to the game servers until mickey bargains all the rewards in exchange for the code so they can develop their original game code since apparently they discovered how to make ai sentient..

THEN it was revealed by keys that he wrote guy as a self insert character whos development point was meeting this girl who sings fantasy by mariah carey and likes swings and bubblegum ice cream !!! and keys was in love with mickey all along !

so at the end of the movie mickey and keys looked at each other across a street in what i imagine was supposed to be a heartfelt moment of eyeball communication and they kissed in the middle of a busy road. adorable

also the constant disney references and twitch/youtube cameos were seriously some cornball shit and NOT in a charming way. final rating: 4/who fucking cares

[kibomz]

📖📬🌈☕️

📖 = tell a storyi don’t have anything to say honestly i never talk to boys like that i never go anywhere or do anything all i do is go to work then come back home like unless there’s a specific question u have to ask i don’t rly know what to say sorry i’m rly so boring . but here’s a fun fact, i’m srsly thinking about kms @/before i’m 23 so., 

📬 + tell me about yourself

talking abt myself is weird lol uhm i’m a leo aries moon cancer venus/mars so basically i have an attitude problem but i still think i’m rly sweet i like soft serve a lot and i drink a frappucino like everyday, i love giving, i’m very honest , i believe m/f relationships are toxic by default and i don’t care for hearing or seeing them at all, i’m non binary, i’m 18, i don’t like being told what to do and i’m pretty

🌈 + tell me about your daytoday wasn’t that bad u know. i mean... working in sales is whatever and i Still can’t ring up sales in my number which is annoying since i was making em! but it feels good to know the potential and that i’m SLOWLY getting better even tho i believe i’m gna get fired one day. there’s a new girl (newer than me) and she’s a libra and honestly we’re like tweedle dee and tweedle dum in that store lmfaoooo today was chill tho i got tipped $10 but mostly i think it’s bc the dude thought i was adorable and also didn’t know how to do shit so #stupid girls winning :^) guess what she got with the tip? a frap. 

☕️ = shade someonejust bc u never actually said “henlo :^)” don’t make u any less of a “henlo :^)” headass bitch and the fact that this could be anyone makes it worse lmfao. a lot of yall are so fucking goofy

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