#she is top tier

[razzafrazzle]

i was obsessed with them when i was 8 and i am still obsessed with them now

[image description: a page of drawings of marceline and simon from adventure time. on the left is marcy wearing a white cropped sweater, a short black skirt, red tights, black fingerless gloves, and black boots. there is a caption that says "Average Bisexual" next to her. next to that is a short comic of marcy and simon, where marcy is floating over simon as he reads a book. marcy asks, "hey simon. ever kiss another man before?", to which simon replies "well sure." below them there is a caption that says, "he then failed to elaborate." next to that is a drawing of simon with his hands clasped together, with a smaller, uncolored sketch of simon looking surprised above him. the entire page is colored in a watercolor style. end id]

#if marshall gets textured hair then so does marcy!!!!!!! its equality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyways i am once again posting about sad old scientists <3 they are a top tier breed of guy #doc talks #my art #adventure time #fionna and cake #marceline #marceline the vampire queen #marceline abadeer #she has so many names huh #simon petrikov

[poobirdy]

xin mo did not become the demonic op sword of all three realms for this!!! for @kawouwu who asked for binggeyuan sillies! thank you for your donation to svsss' gotcha 4 gaza!

#scum villain #svsss #shen yuan #bingge #bingyuan #binggeyuan #shen qingqiu #mxtx #my art #donations may be closed but many of the listed campaigns are still going!!! #sy's younger sister is a kpop fan and takes full credit for giving lbh the idea to make that sy-themed trinket on xin mo btw #i like to think that lbg and her get along like a house on fire #he brings top tier skin care and misc beauty products from his realm #while she shares embarrassing stories of sy's childhood and baby pictures #i covered lbh's speech #but he's basically saying how sy has a shrine dedicated to him (pidw merch) #and clothes bearing his mark (pidw limited collabs with clothing brands) #so it's only natural that he too should carry a symbol of his devotion to sy #you know #as an sy stan

[normally-blue]

Marcille im lov you <333

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #my art #dunmeshi #BROOOO marcille is so cool like goody two shoes top of the class #who is ALSO that one guy whos like 'nooo dark magic is just misunderstood' #what a god tier combo it makes me love her so much #girlie who does everything by the book but that book is evil and forbidden #SPOILER - #when she resurrected falin in that fucked up ritual that's when I really started to love her #AUGHH like she's a straight A student. she's slightly insane. her hair is gorgeous. she's also a catastrophic lesbian #character of all time

[massivewaffle]

I am excited to hear all the QSMP Vegas stories but do you know whose perspective I really want to hear?!

AyPierre's wife.

She flew for hours to Vegas, landed and went straight to a QSMP party with her husband and all his oddball Minecraft friends and the next night is sitting in a Vegas chapel watching a Brazilian man her husband met in online role-play marry his longtime love while Elvis officiated. She knows none of these people.

Her perspective on this would be incredible lmao

EDITED TO ADD: SHE CAUGHT THE BOUQUET

#qsmp #seriously she is along for the ride and it rules #she seems great and i love that she went to everything #what a top tier anecdote she has for all time now

[gay-jesus-probably]

I like the general fandom trend to just take the plot of Hyrule Warriors as a loose guideline at best and just use the whole concept as a good excuse to get blorbos to interact across timelines, BUT I'm very disappointed that everyone is missing the comedic potential of a very specific squad of characters:

Young Link (aka Mask), who walks out of the nightmare of Majora's Mask and immediately gets portal kidnapped into a temporal war, takes one look at the whole mess and decides that you could not fucking pay him to admit to being the resident expert on Time Shenanigans. He introduces himself with the title of Hero of Termina, and definitely doesn't have any other ones, that would be crazy. Hero of Time? Never heard of him.

Tetra, who is a kickass pirate captain with zero patience for people trying to shove her into the Designated Princess role, and realizes immediately that Oh Fuck, this Hyrule has a lot of Ideas about how the Hero and the Princess are supposed to properly play their parts, the second they realize she's technically a Zelda they're gonna shove her in a goddamn dress and damsel her again, that's not happening. So she's definitely just a really cool pirate captain, nothing else going on here at all, definitely not the heir of the Hylian royal family in her time, that'd be crazy.

Ravio, who is literally just a palette swapped Link, meaning that the second his hood comes off, things are gonna get Awkward. There's no way in hell he's dealing with all that Hero baggage, that's Link work, so that giant bunny hood/mask is practically superglued to his head, and he's not taking it off for love or money.

Spirit Tracks Zelda, who is just in the Phantom Armour the whole time, and passing herself off as just a friendly ghost posessing a suit of armour to help the Hero of Spirits. Of course she isn't Princess Zelda, that's ridiculous, if she were a Zelda then people would start getting really weird about her technically being dead, and boy does that ever sound like a whole Thing she doesn't want to deal with, so she can't possibly be Zelda, she's just a nice ghost knight. Also, her teenage grandma is here, and that's kinda weird, so it's easier to just not admit to being royalty and avoid that awkward conversation.

Finally there's Sheik, who is not the Princess Zelda of the era straight up abandoning her war torn country for months at a time so she can risk her life in extreme cosplay for no clear reason, but is instead the actual Sheik from Ocarina of Time, who just beat Ganondorf like a month ago and is still trying to process what the fuck to do now. Also, he's been pretending to be a boy since he was ten, and is realizing there's a pretty good chance that he isn't pretending anymore, so that's a whole other can of worms. But for the last seven years of his life, being Princess Zelda meant certain death, so he's not really inclined to introduce himself like when in a new and stressful situation (not to mention he might actually just not be a girl named Zelda anymore), so he automatically introduces himself as just Sheik the spooky ninja man, and fuck he's in too deep to back out now, looks like he's committing to the bit. If you think you sense the Triforce of Wisdom on him, no you don't.

Cue shenanigans as the five of them attempt to hide that they're all actually kind of A Big Deal. The group motto is "Nobody says shit", which is usually delivered as a frantic hiss whenever someone slips up. Just the reunion between Sheik and Mask alone would be absolutely buckwild given how they parted, and how they're both frantically pretending to Not be involved with each other. For added hilarity and/or drama, Sheik gives his semi-bullshit cover story of having just been a friend of the Hero of Time, then runs into said Hero of Time and they both have to desperately pretend not to know each other, because if anyone picks up on the mountain of baggage between them then Mask is busted, and he won't hesitate to drag Sheik down with him out of sheer spite. Not to mention the weird balance of Sheik being used to this Link being a teenager that's actually a small child, and now has to adjust to Link who is a small child that's actually a teenager.

Also, i really feel like we're all missing out on the comedy potential of Ganondorf recognizing Young Link on sight and the two of them immediately launching into a grudge match with some extremely personal and specific insults on both sides. Meanwhile literally everybody else is just standing there watching, trying to process the fact that out of every single person that's been pulled out of time, Ganondorf only has personal beef with a literal nine year old.

I just feel like we're all really sleeping on the potential for Shenanigans here. The whole thing is an absurd mess, why not have some fun with it?

#legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #for the record im picturing the sheik-mask reunion as being the spiderman pointing meme for like five minutes #also my mental image of sheik is extremely Bad haircut (he does it himself with a knife and doesnt care about making it even) #and a ridiculous tanline across his face from wearing a mask all day #OOT magiaclly growing out zelda's hair and manifesting a Royal Gown was some top tier bullshit and i'm always angry about it #like dude. literally all of princess zelda's finery was made for a ten year old #she's like eighteen now. nobody's making royal finery for teenage zelda. where was she supposed to get that dress. #i am eternally on my agenda to let zelda wear some goddamn pants without an immediate magic makeover to *fix* it #anyways nintendo's sexism aside i like sheik being trans its very fun and sexy of him #tfw you go into hiding to escape political assassination and accidentally trans your gender in the process

[dadrielle]

listen I don't know how but I know somehow she's losing that thumbwar with herself

#critical role spoilers #critical role #imogen temult #cr art #cr3 #god this was just a top tier pathetic moment I love her so much #I think she shocks herself when her thumbs touch #my art

[heartagasm]

Can we just take a second to appreciate the growth of Ava’s protective instinct towards Beatrice over these past 2 seasons because it’s suPERb. In season 1 we see the first time Ava reacted, completely subconsciously, to Beatrice in danger

at this point she’s not aware of her emotional connection to the halo’s power, and has way less control of what happens - so even though she does shatter the bullet and save Bea’s life, she also blows everything in the room backwards including herself. Even Beatrice gets pushed back (although super softly) as you can see her recover briefly to run over to Ava after

THEN we start to get spicier protection in season 2 when Ava does react with more understanding of the halo’s power and her feelings towards Beatrice, and not only does she accomplish a much harder goal (poofing away a demon???) 

but this time Ava able to handle the blast AND it doesn’t get anywhere close to Beatrice. She does clearly have a blowing back effect on people next to her (cue Miguel/Michael folding like a lawn chair part 1) but Ava is learning to control the power of the halo and how to use it to protect specific people... or in her case specifically Beatrice

and then of COURSE because third times the charm, the last one is my favorite. This time it’s intentional, Beatrice knows Ava can control the power and she tells Ava to let go, and Ava nods AND pulls Beatrice in telling her to hold on 

WHICH if we look at past experience showing Ava having a forceful blast that surrounds her after using her power, her instinct should initially be to tell Beatrice (and Michael I guess) to run so that they don’t get hurt, but she knows at this point that whatever power she releases won’t hurt Beatrice because Ava would never let it. I mean look at Michael ! ! ! 

Dude folds like a lawn chair (PART 2) as if he were one of the possessed enemies Ava is releasing a blast towards. Even though Ava thinks logically she’ll be able to protect both of them, her internal instincts are only thinking of protecting Beatrice in the moment and the halo’s blast reflects that.

Bonus is watching them walk away without a second glance at anyone because to them, as long as they’re both safe, it’s mission accomplished:

Thanks I’ll be here till 2049 talking about this show and couple

#sorry this was so long it's giving dissertation #avatrice #warrior nun #warrior nun s2 #i'm not even tagging spoilers because WATCH FASTER #here's the thing #this was a top tier trope for them #protective ava eSPECIALLY when she doesn't even realize it #chefs kiss #anyways can someone who is better at gifs do like the side by side of these #cause this was thrown together in 5 seconds and in a rush #please and thanks #CANON AVATRICE LETS GO PEOPLE

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Its Poppy the beloved!! <3 (I hope you like it :] )

i am once again asking - Is She Single

#OUGH AGH OUGH HELLOOOOO MA'AM <3 #shes so gorgeous #and the outfit you gave her is TOP fuckin tier #id join her for tea any day.... #she's so.... sooooo <3 #i am a women enjoyer and oh boy. That Sure Is The Most Woman Ever Ough <3 #rambles from the bog #offerings to the bog #THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL <3<3<3 I APPRECIATE YOU SHARING!

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

Was I the only person who felt uncomfortable while watching Poor Things? The movie about a child who is new to the world and is being exploited by men the whole time?

Am I the only one who thinks a man shouldn’t be directing this sort of film? It very much seemed like a man’s idea of women’s sexuality and liberation because it was so far removed from the realities that women experience (e.g. periods, birth control and issues around consent).

As Angelica Bastian said, “there’s a corroded spirit to the story, like it’s intermittently possessed by an edgelord who’s unaware most women menstruate, and an early-wave white feminist who believes having sex is the most empowering thing a woman can do. (For all the fucking, there is no menstrual blood!) In many ways, the film demonstrates the limits of the modern cis-male auteur’s vision for and about women — particularly their sexual selves.”

Please, to the critics of poor things, tell me I’m not alone in my discomfort.

#costume and set design were top tier though #poor things #emma stone #a child is being sexually used in this film but we’re all meant to be ok with it bc she likes it so it’s feminist??? #film #oscars 2024 #oscars #feminism #white feminism #liberal feminism #yorgos lanthimos

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

You know what, no! I don’t want Terry jr and Terry to bond actually. I want Terry to try to hug Terry Jr and for Terry Jr. to be like “this is not my daughter what happened give her back. This is NOT my Scary.” I want him to love the version of Scary she chooses to be, not the one that gives him the most affection.

#no bc if he reacts too positively to Terry I fear it’s gonna have the Spinel effect from Steven Universe #where scary feels like he cares more about the ‘insane’ version of her than who she really is #and it would make me sad #ALSO A SCENE WHERE SCARY TURNS BACK INTO HERSELF AND TERRY JR IS LIKE ‘oh thank god’ AND SCARY IS LIKE ‘??? YOU LIKE THIS VERSION BETTER???’ #WOUKD BE TOP TIER WHOLESOME PLS #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dndads quest #terry jr #terry stampler #scary marlowe #terry marlowe #dndads spoilers

[thatnununguy]

My head hurt today❤️

#doodle #homestuck #aradia megido #just a lil godtier design i made for fun #she is sooo cute i love drawing her #a top tier characters in terms how fun it us to draw her #0u0

[mee1414]

Uh oh a zombie

Day 24 - ZombieCleo

#cleo!!! i love cleo #the hole theyre making this season is so cool #but also shes a bit insane for digging it out by hand but the commitment is top tier #mail fraud is ofc the first thing you think of when given a mailbox! #the machines and wizard tower are amazing too #i could keep rambling but just. <3 #zombiecleo #cleo fanart #zombiecleo fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitaday #hermitaday art #art

[tallbluelady]

I don't remember seeing Moenbryda in the Metian attire, so I decided to remedy that...

#moenbryda wilfsunnwyn #moenbryda #ofc she's gonna have her archon tattoo showing #i am forever grateful for the modder who made these into boots #top tier content there my friends

[ao3isalliread]

Inquisitor Barriss

A fanfic about Barriss being an informant for the Rebels, then reveals herself to Ashoka when they finally meet in person 👉👈

#inquisitor barriss is top tier #ngl she's pretty badass #barriss offee #ashoka tano #barrissoka #star wars #ashoka series #tales of the empire

[whenemmafalls]

Taylor Swift Eras Tour Poster for Each Era Part 10: The Midnights Era (2022-present)

#taylor swift #candy swift #tswiftedit #midnights era #eras tour #eras posters #tscreators #tsuserlizzie #usermotelbar #* #and just like that...shes done! #for now at least #until our next era #idk maybe i'll make a taylors version one too.. #and i kinda wanna re-do debut and fearless cause they're not as pretty as the newer ones #but this one was so fun bc the midnights shoot is top tier!!! #debated putting eras tour pics in there but i like the end result this way #shes angsty

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read: #otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a #whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF #like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo.... #wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok #and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO #oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic #rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru #and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste) #frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex #also als in that tier bc al. #alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but #at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF #reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic. #a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats #fucking funny i had to do it #id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart #either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste #rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings #rezero #re:zero #i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That #but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him