#sheps asks

[shepscapades]

Losing it over the dbhu au comic. Grian seeming to acknowledge that Mumbo isn't normal factory setting but being completely ignorant why that's worth mentioning feels like the perfect degree of almost smart but sadly no brain cells for Grian. Meanwhile Scar is probably oblivious in every way. Not a single brain cell to be seen. You're doing great Mumbo sweetie

YEAH EXACTLY LFDKJGLDJFG

its like. you can't tell if Grian thinks mumbo's "special" because he can tell his robot has Anxiety, or if it's because he and scar give mumbo simple tasks only to turn around 2 hours later to find that mumbo has constructed a 4-chunk-large redstone contraption for collecting 3 feathers

#DFLGJLDKFJ ITS SO FUNNY TO ME #there were more high-tension deviant mumbo ideas i had at first but this one was funniest and i HAD to go with it bc its just so fitting #dbhc #dbhc ask #shep speaks #ask #anon

[saphushia]

haii!!! time to be tortured by another comic for @shepscapades DBHC AU!!

i need to point out, this scene is ✨~NONCANON~✨ to the au, and is kinda just. well i really wanted to create a hypothetical 'what if' scenario to torture shep, honestly. That scenario being, in this case, "hey, what if when Doc and X reboot etho on s9 after the moon crash and he wakes up Wrong and Angry and Bloodlusty, he gets loose on the server before they can shut him down?"

so uh. yeah ^_^ also, look below the cut for ✨fun bonus facts!!✨ (because they got too long to put in the tags)

NUMBER 1!! it got hidden by the text bubble, but in the first panel bdubs is holding his phone. this is because, well, when etho gets out, doc and x immediately start warning ppl. sending messages in chat basically saying 'etho awake, he got out of the lab, something's wrong, he's glitched, he's dangerous, if you see him tell one of us immediately, and BE CAREFUL' and bdubs, of course, processes up to "etho's awake" before dropping everything and going to look everywhere for him. because that's his buddy! etho's been down for repairs for a while he misses him!! he's going to go see his buddy!

2!! in dbh (the actual game), when an android's stress level gets too high, they pretty much start looking for a way to terminate themselves. of course, i'm sure this holds no bearing to the comic! definitely no relation with etho throwing himself into pvp as his stress level skyrockets...

and 3! there's a couple of ways this can end. either, doc and x arriving and one of them having to hold bdubs back as the other deactivates etho, or, option 2, well... at least bdubs will respawn far away and not have to watch :) i'm sure this won't be traumatizing for either of them ^_^

#one more time just bc i don't want shep to get a bunch of confused asks; #this is NOT CANON this DOES NOT HAPPEN in the au. #in canon etho does not get out of X n Doc's lab (or wherever they were working on him) #hermitcraft #dbhc #dbhc au #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #art #fanart #comic #hermitcrap #tw panic attack #i hope thats the right format for trigger tags #a few more smaller facts as well; #etho was originally gonna be burning smth down but uh #well none of grian's early s9 builds are flammable aufdhgkjh #so explosives it is #etho definitely got all the materials for that as well as his sword and probably more from rifling through chests #good ol theft baby!! that's the life series mentality for ya #also. i very nearly used the splatoon font for that last text bubble. honestly you should all be grateful it's not comic sans #oh yeah i originally colored everything in pink instead of red btw. definitely added smth to the panic attack lmao #last one; my discord icon is now etho in the last panel of pg1 ^_^ #spreading torture and violcence heehoo #ok i've been workign on making this post for like an hour take it away from me

[bloo-the-dragon]

Meeting of the bastards

ft my sams au Eclipse (aka nice Eclipse), @sinistershepherd / @bitterkarmaa ‘s Eclipse and canon Eclipse from the show

Inspired by this

#fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf eclipse #sams eclipse #sun and moon show #sams #fnaf fanart #Bloo's Art #ghfjkg hope you don't mind me using my version of nice Eclipse shep #soon as i read that ask i couldn't get this out of my head lmao #sams au

[shepards-folly]

*knocks on your door and leaves a paper taped to it before running off*

(The paper says "please draw Arathain and Lux ) there is a smiley face drawn at the bottom)

They're like hanging out in the void cause uhm well... backgrounds are hard and i already spent one million years messing with the shading as per usual. Lux was pretty fun to draw actually. ugh I really need to actually watch csmp stuff again

#shep arts #content smp #csmp #arathain #mason arathain #luxintrus #please ignore any wonky parts of this drawing <3 #im busy as hell but i saw arathain in the ask and speed ran a drawing instead of sleeping last night

[tunastime]

hello hello! I am insufferable :D (this is really long sorry-)

imagine jimmy and tango so exhausted from rebuilding the ranch and collecting resources for it that the only time they are really together is when they fall into bed and pass out immediately

but jimmy’s hands are still badly burnt from when he was restraining tango, and all that building has Not Helped, but he didn’t stop until tango essentially dragged him away, because of course he felt how much his soulmate was hurting

jimmy kept trying to sneak away when tango wasn’t paying attention (“we don’t have any good armour, we need at least one layer of defence!”) so tango came up with the better plan of just laying on jimmy

it started out as a last-ditch attempt to keep jimmy resting. tango fully expected jimmy to push him off, but instead jimmy just sort of froze in surprise before relaxing into it—it’s at that point where tango realises jimmy is The Most touchstarved person in the world, ever, and will do pretty much anything for cuddles

so what does one do with this information? abuse it, of course!

even after jimmy’s hands have healed (wounds like that heal fast on life games—They find it boring when one person is unable to do anything because of an injury) tango insists on cuddle sessions every afternoon, something jimmy is obviously trying to pretend he doesn’t like as much as he does

tango spends most of the time teasing jimmy about how sweet he is, what with how his will crumbles every time tango asks him for something if he’s holding jimmy’s hand at the same time. so you can imagine jimmy’s delight when he found out tango purrs

they’re especially tired after the whole warden ordeal, both half asleep in each other’s arms. tango has his nose pressed against jimmy’s neck as he rests his head on jimmy’s shoulder, jimmy with his wings around them both.

jimmy blinks sleepily and smiles at tango, who looks like he is about to pass out right there. he moves his head slowly, as to not disturb him, and presses a kiss to his hair.

he almost yelps as he hears a low rumbling, expecting it to be the warden or pearl’s dogs, but as he listens, he realises it’s much too soft to be something aggressive.

for a second, jimmy is utterly confused as to where the noise is coming from. then, he turns back to tango and notices how his throat—currently pressed against his shoulder—has begun to vibrate.

jimmy presses a hand to his mouth to keep from laughing in delight. tango, mr ‘i’m going to bring the warden from the deep dark’, resident redstone mad scientist, creator of decked out, is purring.

“tango,” jimmy whispers gently. “hey, tango.”

tango cracks an eye open, and wow he really is a large cat. “mm?”

“you didn’t tell me you purred.” jimmy grins.

“wha..?” tango does not look awake enough to understand anything.

“you’re purring.”

tango just blinks for a moment, before apparently processing what jimmy just said and going bright pink. “oh! oh, no- I wasn’t- y’see, I just-“

“I kissed your head and you started purring!” jimmy exclaims, partially to tease him and partially because it is, in all honesty, adorable.

“yeah, well,” tango mumbles, trying (and failing) to hide his face. “… shut up.”

“tango, I am never going to shut up about this.”

them <3

HI THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY ASKS FOR MONTHS AND I JUST KEEP RE-READING IT INSTEAD OF POSTING IT.

I don't know if I've ever actually written it, but I'm in love with a tango who purrs. I've assigned this man so many silly cat traits it's starting to get ridiculous. He's got his cat-ish eyes and tail, his purring, his teeth, though there's a special place in my heart for my lovely mutual Theo's hc of something inside him literally glowing, him being toasty warm, and a collective headcanon of him needing his blaze-rod crown to stay energized during the life games. I could go on and on about blazeborn and tango, please hold me back.

And jimmy who won't admit that he enjoys the attention but won't ever say no to it, i adore him. I think about the ranch burning way more than I should for it being a year ago, there's just so much to unpack in relation to what DL was for jimmy as a character.

Also:

mr ‘i’m going to bring the warden from the deep dark’, resident redstone mad scientist, creator of decked out, is purring.

AS HE SHOULD! AS HE SHOULD!! I ADORE HIM.

anyway, I'm still crazy about them! I think about this all the time!! I'm so sorry i didn't get to this ask as soon as you sent it, it's been on my mind since then and i <333

#wren-kitchens #team rancher #text #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #asks #im always going through it about them it seems #THEY ARE SO SOSOSOSOSO #I LOVE THEM SO DEARLY #thank you so much for this!! im sorry it took so long #shout out to shep and theo my enablers for ranchers hcs by accident it seems

[skeletalheartattack]

Trick or treat! 🧍

look. listen. don't tell the other asks but i absolutely wasn't expecting to get a sixth trick or treater tonight. i know it's not much but do you mind taking this fifty dollar bill off my hands. you can try eating it but i don't think it'd taste very good.

#ask #letmesleepy #my art #my characters #boe #boe tai marrow #i wasnt joking btw. i saw 5 and was like. okay i can do 5. #then i refreshed and saw yours shep. and i panicked #i didnt want to take any longer with answering these cause my drawing hand was starting to get sore #so i hope the 50 dollar bill is enough. okay? okay? #i gotta skip town. if the other asks see i gave you money theyre gonna pull out the torches and pitchforks. #thank you for the trick or treat. if the other asks ask. i never lived here.

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF SHENKO 1/?

The end of the world has a way of reminding you of all the things you forgot to say do. Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #kaidan alenko #sophie shepard #EDI #shenko #fshenko #mass effect #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #OTP: you're real enough for me #i learned i am physically incapable of creating less than like 20 gifs at a time #but shenko stonks are up right now!! #gif’ing my favorite bisexuals gives me joy 🥹 #even though ME2 is dry as shit for shenko content like it’s literally the sahara desert #like a whole ass 10 minutes max of cutscenes between shep and kaidan like come on #like 2 minutes in the prologue and like 8 minutes of cutscenes on horizon #and then an email and looking at the picture in your cabin before the suicide mission #i'm so sorry y'all ME2 shenko canon is absolute shit (besides kaidan being rightfully angry on horizon) which is why we ✨ignore it✨ 🥰 #but i rant about ME2 VS treatment too much so i will not write another essay about it in the tags #i will say the EDI line isn't the exact quote from the game but i think about it a lot tbf #same with the quote i borrowed from anderson too lmao (which is also a tiny bit paraphrased) #i just love EDI asking shep for relationship advice when you get to follow shep and kaidan's relationship/struggles across 3 games #and anderson's quote about all the things you forgot to do in relation kahlee to is just *chef's kiss* when you think about shenko #like whether it starts in ME1 or ME3 shenko has some really fantastic moments across the series #two characters with strong morals who realize that they're falling in love and literally start to become each other's strength?? #their soft place to land?? their support when they need it?? shenko will always have my heart #also the shenko quotes you get are the most fire thing in the world #you're real enough for me?? you make me feel human?? i want to be your strength- your soft place to land?? shenko you will always be famous #I FORGOT IM GONNA FIGHT LIKE HELL FOR THE CHANCE TO HOLD YOU AGAIN TOO LIKE?? #but i’ll stop ranting now bc i do that wayyy to much in my tags lol. have a good day wherever you are! <3

[yesloulou]

I desperately need him to be put down like the rabid dog that he is. Look at all the marked parts, he can't be serious , I'm feeling sick just to think of Daniel resting this atrocity

he's read that book and then put all those bookmarks in it for i guess particularly erotic parts to read to daniel????? and to hopefully record daniel's reaction??? SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS DUDE 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

not to self insert but i used to be a lot like daniel (almost physically unable to take offense) and it took a couple of ppl being particularly out of line for me to really learn to stand up for myself. i hope if d shepard really did go through with this let it be a similar type of turning point for daniel or something like that

#asks #* #anti dax shep #daniel ricciardo

[angstyastro]

double checked i follow you after i got into mass effect and i just thought you should know that your shepard gives me life and i'd die for her, hope ur day is going great!

Thank you! I’m happy by shep is liked by ya! I love her very much!

#mass effect #isani shepard #commander shepard #my art #Astro art #ask box #I’m always happy to share my shep

[shepscapades]

i was introduced to dbhc last night and it is RUINING MY LIFE /POS!!!

sfSFJVSFGBK WELCOME TO THE PARTY!!!

#the itch is coming back but I just need to survive for 1 more month #ask #dbhc ask #art escapades #Shep’s ocs #the shepherd #my sona #anon

[frodo-baggins]

Hey Rose, I'm glad your baby is okay <3

thank you so much b! 💖 he’s truly everything to me. i’ve been sick with worry 😭 here’s some photos of my beloved 💞💞💞💞

#asks #daenersys #shep tag

[shepards-folly]

soul powered? solar powered? what's the difference.

#shep arts #content smp #csmp #arathain #mason arathain #I was gonna caption this with something cooler and then I realized it was defo more of a RAT caption lol #i forgot to turn off the sketch layer but tbh it looks fine with it so im not gonna bother to export this again #dont ask me whats up with his armor I sketched this last night and even then I don't think I knew what's goin on with it lol #i actually need to draw more csmp stuff. they all seem like they'd be fun to design and draw n stuff #anyway gods i need to get caught up with the csmp again im very behind and do not know anything #if anyone wants to just ramble at me feel free to cause at this point that's the only way Im actually gonna know whats going on now

[spookyvalentine]

fifty questions for commander shepard

you’ll notice pretty quickly that these are uhhhh in no particular order

second round of questions found here

Third, fourth

1. Why did Shepard enlist? Any regrets?

2. How does your Shepard feel about having a yeoman assigned to them in 2? And in 3?

3. What’s their relationship with Anderson?

4. Is your Shepard any good at poker?

5. How well does Shepard know their crew? Not just the companions, but the folks making up the Normandy

6. Initial reaction to EDI? Does it change?

7. Does their love interest move into their quarters?

8. What is their reaction to the Alchera mission? And after?

9. What type of fighter is your shepard? Do they fight with honor, or do they fight dirty

10. Does Shepard keep any pets? The hamster, fish, something else?

11. What order does Shepard pick up companions in me2?

12. Does Shepard have any nicknames? What do they think of em?

13. How does your Shep react to teasing/ribbing?

14. Any good at flirting?

15. What colors does Shepard prefer for their armor?

16. Is Shepard a drinker? History of other substances? Do they struggle with sobriety

17. How does Shepard react to attention? Do they enjoy it?

18. Who’s the dream team? Which companions does Shepard fight best with and why?

19. Are there any companions your Shepard just absolutely cannot vibe with or relate to

20. Does Shepard enjoy looking for resources and upgrading gear, or do they see it as a chore?

21. Do you have any AUs for your shepard?

22. What’s the last thing Shepard ate before the final reaper showdown?

24. Who does Shepard turn to for advice? For comfort? Who do they like to gossip with

25. How emotionally articulate is your Shepard? Do they emote well?

26. Does your Shepard have a romance? Who are they, and what drew Shep to them?

27. Do they have any pet peeves?

28. What about hyperfixations? What’s the topic that will get Shepard rolling no matter the person or place

29. How active is Shepard? Are they hitting the gym, playing sports, or do they prefer quieter downtime?

30. What will always make them laugh?

31. Who can always make them laugh?

32. What do they do when they have hit their limit angry, just incandescent with rage

33. What skills do they have that are a surprise to the people around them?

34. Got any tattoos?

35. Which companions have they lost? How do they cope with it?

36. Do they like to style their hair, wear makeup and jewlery? How do they feel about getting dressed up?

37. Got any bad habits?

38. Does Shepard do any activities with the companions and crew during downtime?

39. Do they keep around any sentimental items?

40. Does your Shepard actually like to collect model ships? If not, what do they display?

41. How is Shepard with a gun? What about hand to hand?

42. Favorite weapon?

43. Which version of the Normandy do they like best?

44. Do they like to rotate out companions for quests? Who do they bring the most?

45. Do they approve of curing the genophage?

46. Does Shepard allow the rachni to live in me1?

47. Does Shepard practice any kind of self-care?

48. What abilities do they rely on the most in a fight?

49. What is Shepard’s happy ending? What’s the dream that keeps em going

50. Is your Shepard indoctrinated

(+1: what does Shepard smell like?)

#pls i want to know everything about yalls sheps #reblog so I can blow up your ask box plz #mass effect #commander shepard #custom shepard #oc asks #character asks

[afraidofchange]

hello it is Shepard's birthday once again... happy -130th!!! In modern verse, she's 41 today!!!

#OOC. #[ homophobic the way i need to go invigilate an early exam for 2 students in another hour.. smh ] #[ but anyway I might do her drafts later ] #[ but send asks? kisses? idk be gay w shep ssdjfh ]

[tunastime]

hello! do you have a permissions list for ppl making podfic or fanwork stuff based on your writing? or are you okay with that at all? thanks :p

ah!! howdy!! that's a really good question, thank you for asking! I don't have a permissions list, but I think I'm generally okay with things like fanworks and podfic, especially if you tag me or link the original!

I've never had anyone make a podfic or fanwork of my works so I don't really have a list of anyone working on anything either—but I've had mutuals and such make art and bookbind my fics before, which is totally fine and encouraged too :>

I highly encourage anyone inspired by my stuff to make more stuff :3 but I also wanna see the stuff because I love being excited about things and it still warms my heart to this day to see people inspired by the things I write—I hope that answers your question!

#i hope this helps!! #honestly anything i've posted is fair game to podfic or write fic of fic for #besides maybe the dbhc stuff but that's only because it's not my concept :3 but even then i don't think shep would mind! #text #asks #conscious-naivete