#shit suspended in shit

[shiftythrifting]

1. Some shot glasses with some interesting definitions on them.

2. Face Bum/Bum Face soap bar, so you never get your cheeks mixed up

3. A jelly candle with crap in it

4. A granny racing game

#submission #thrifting #shiftythrifting #shot glass #drunk #jelly candle #face bum bar #go grannies go! #shit suspended in shit #games #alcohol mention #soap #tourist shit

[swampthingking]

andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you #andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech #pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image #at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up #andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine #they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good #they were sooooo wrong #because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought #for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’ #he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS #he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills #one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’ #when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’ #unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him #and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way #he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me #they’ve threatened to change his password so many times #they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended #and he made a new account out of pure spite #his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image #and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then #(he knows he’s the best goalie) #ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back #andrew minyard #aftg #tfc #trk #tkm #the foxhole court #all for the game

[0809sysblings]

ok just thought of the FUNNIEST fucking concept.

so the prisoners hear what we say about them. what if it's always the language the comment was in? so theyd hear Japanese comments as Japanese and then hear English comments as English, etc.

Shidou can speak English, and the other prisoners somehow learn this information as well. he becomes the go-to person to get a translation whenever a prisoner hears a voice in English.

Fuuta: yo Shidou. can you translate these? i wrote them down when i heard them last night. Shidou: oh yes of course *takes the paper* The paper: "king got cancelled for his Twitter crimes" "he's so transgender and for what" "he's so pathetic i want to put him in a blender" Shidou: Fuuta: ... well??? Shidou: sorry just... give me a moment to collect my thoughts

Kazui: Shidou-kun, i know you're busy, but ah.... would you mind translating these for me? for some reason i haven't been able to get them out of my head... here i wrote them down Shidou: oh sure, Mukuhara-san, i've got time *takes the paper* The paper: "he is NOT beating the allegations" "ohhh so he's just gay" "old man yaoi" "hes not that old stop saying 'old man yaoi'" Shidou: ............. if you could just give me some time to take a closer look at these later...

#Milgram #Shidou #he has had to see SO MUCH SHIT #like ok realistically no one would probably be telling anyone else about what the voices are saying but. this is funny so #suspend your disbelief for a moment

[cheekinpermission]

At least Lilia won't have to suffer this betrayl for much longer

...

Too soon?

#ik canonically kalim doesn't eat anyone else's cooking #but we'll just suspend disbelief for my silly comic alright #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst fanart #twisted wonderland fanart #cheekindraws #diasomnia #scarabia #twst lilia #lilia vanrogue #twst kalim #kalim al asim #twst jamil #jamil viper #is anyone getting annoyed that i keep altering my style LMAO #im trying to figure out what works for me with these shit posts

[carouselunique]

Last post about it we’ll be back to art once I’m recovered from being sick (possibly with a comical bit of art about my woes as I try to get my Twitter back…)

I’m so sorry Mr. Schneider, I should have phrased my ire about your evils in a more family friendly way since apparently I should have known you’d search your own name. Allow me to try and remedy that here:

Dan Schneider when I catch you, by any means necessary I will… sit you down and politely lecture you about why you shouldn’t be evil to children, women, employees, etc. And then I will put you in the time out corner for an undetermined amount of time until you realize the error of your ways.

There, is that better? Is that how we should handle talking about abusers even when we’re not addressing them directly and are clearly being hyperbolic out of response to finding out their shitty behavior?

Great. Wonderful. Good to know so that my platform doesn’t get merked.

#quiet on set #dan schneider #not art #I won’t dwell this just sucks and I’m allowed to be irate about it #was it a stupid tweet? yeah - should have kept the true shit talking to myself #however one mistake should not get your whole Twitter perma-suspended #that’s wildly stupid #plus he’s a fucking creep! #anyway we’ll resume regular form later #just had to get this off my chest #carousel vs Twitter

[luridcomixofthenuit]

who is the most bodacious babe?? vote now on your phones

#heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 #fan shit #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #myart #WHO WILL STOP MY SINFUL HAND #medic wears suspenders and is an old man so i gave fem medic old timey lingerie ksdjnsd #fem tf2

[rozugold]

I had a dream about ctommy and cwilbur sitting together and talking about how weird it is that their story had been put on pause. They keep waiting and waiting for the plot to continue but nothings happening, their days stay peaceful and uneventful. Wilbur says that’s not how it’s meant to be while Tommy responds with “Well then why am I aging then? Why are we changing if it’s supposed to be on pause?” And then the dream morphed into some other unrelated thing but I’m still thinking about this…

#it was like a blank stream sorta like when they were in limbo #we could only hear them talking #Tommy went on about ‘getting all old n shit’ and I got really happy and tried to liveblog ‘MY ART CANON!!!’ skdjdj #rozu thoughts #in some other universe we never get endings #instead the characters are supposedly suspended in time #while in reality they just continue on with their lives #it’s a nice thought

[anto-pops]

We all talk so much about Sebastian pursing a career as an Auror or as a Professor but I just got hit with the overwhelming desire to write about him as an Archivist working for the Ministry. Bookworm Sebastian surrounded by historical records and ancient tomes ?? Unrestricted access to all that information ????

#he's wearing suspenders and glasses in my brain I need to do something with this information #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy #a.txt #dude is a nerd at his core you can't tell me he wouldn't love that shit

[doodleodds]

Me? Uploading a Halloween comic on November 18th, almost four whole-ass weeks late???? Yeah that’s uh. yup. yeah

Thanks for reading! :) <3

#persona 5 #p5 #akira kurusu #OUGH OH MY GOD ITS FINALLY. DONE. I AM LOSING MY MIND #if you've been following me for long enough: yes! this IS in fact the comic i mentioned that i was making last year. #Fun fact! This is also! The Third Draft of said comic!!! i have redrawn this thing THREE FUCKING TIMES #as a result you may notice that i uh. a) gave up on coloring this thing. no way in HELL am i coloring 30 pages. im not...strong enough #you will settle for simply having monochrome colored panels and you will LIKE IT!!!!! >:OOOOO #and b) gave up on backgrounds! yeah fuck that lmao. i am never drawing people in the monabus again and mementos can kiss my ass!!!!! #i just want to draw my silly little characters & not their environments #and you may also say: sophia. by halloween they are already in Sae's palace. why isn't goro with them and where's haru? #and to that i say shhhh suspend your disbelief. akechi is in mementos carving pumpkins to avoid trick or treaters. #and also haru isn't there because i cannot draw 6+ people in a cramped space yet!!! my art skills are Just Not There Quite Yet :( #so she's staying home and handing out fullsized candy bars to kids. that's where she is while this is all going down #'does akira know it's akechi down there?' :) that's up to you! but i WILL say that I was thinking about Akeshu when i wrote this so. :)))) #ANYWAY if you read this far in the tags im so sorry lmao. thanks for sticking around! Hope you had a happy halloween :) #hopefully i won't disappear for long this time. idk im just gonna start uploading other bullshit art in the interim between comics i guess #probably some fire emblem shit. we'll see. we'll see. anyway bye!! till next time!

[satans-knitwear]

From the drafts ✨🎀

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now, one less thing to stress about

#Nope. Today has been nope. I didn't get anything that I wanted to do done. Other than attempting my makeup 😅 #So at least i looked cute while I was being a very sad blob of not-quite-human on the floor #Srsly need to get at least a tiny proportion of my shit together if I'm going to survive this weekend #satans knitwear #cheeky #alt pinup #pinup girl #pretty lingerie #Stockings and suspenders

[shiftythrifting]

jar of jellybeans suspended in gel-like wax, i think supposed to be a candle? someone had dug in it and pulled one of the jellybeans out. found in a goodwill in indiana

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #thrift finds #shit suspended in gel #food suspended in gel #don’t touch the gel #shit suspended in shit

[drangues]

saw my art from 8 months ago and holy shit my body took a screenshot y did no one murder me for having the audacity to post that kinda shit. anyways ! hopefully u can see my art improvement from shitty to less shitty🤗

#was abt to suspend myself from the ceiling when i saw that shit #im still not happy with this bit whatever lol! #byler #byler fanart #miwi #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #my art #artush #<— trying out smth cute

[thestormthatrises]

Y'all, you ever just get assaulted by the idea of how devasting it would be for the rest of the world if SQH actually took care of himself, three meals a day and 8 hours of sleep sorta deal? How minds would be blown?

Because like, I have this headcanon that every peak lord has a different kind of beauty, yeah? Like SQQ has this very cold, ethereal beauty. And LQG has this very sharp, intimidating beauty. YQY has this very warm, confident beauty, beautiful big bro beauty. WQW has this rugged and debonair sort of beauty and so on and so forth.

And SQH, underneath all of the stress and sleepless nights, is the most adorable, endearing, cute person in the world. He's that cute that makes people go feral, like honest to God cute aggression.

So can you guys imagine like, let's say that SQH has a minor but very acute qi deviation because of how hard he works, yeah? It's not SJ level but enough for MQF to put his foot down and whisk his shixiong away to his peak and very politely forcing him to be taken care of So SQH can't do anything but rest, eat well, take some sun for that good vitamin d for his depression and chill.

(MQF has some close calls with SQH, of course. Some disciples that need their Shizun back. Some demons that don't understand they can't just teleport in and Try to steal his shixiong away. But because MQF has had plenty of training with SQQ and LBH, he perseveres)

Queue a couple of weeks later and SQH is getting some weird ass looks and doesn't understand why! Is there something on his face? He looks at his reflection more often His cheeks are rounder and pinkish but they look clean enough. Was it because he put on weight? His clothes aren't hanging off of him anymore... But MQF said it was a good thing.

Was it his hair? He thought it looked good. With nothing to do for all those weeks, he had thought That he had managed the bird's nest he had been saddled with. MQF and his head disciple had said it looked nice... Were they lying?

Look as he might, he can't find stuff that's too wrong with his face. So why are people staring at him like that?

....

And not just staring. They're acting weird too!

Like! Like! He went to talk to LQG about his peak going over the budget and the man looked like he would kill him. And then! When he finally managed to get his shidi to agree in keeping the costs down, he smiled, thankfully And LQG punched the table between them, breaking it in half! Like WTF, bro!

He thought they were cool now, after SQQ married Bīnghé!

Guess he was wrong...

Speaking of his son! He was weird too!

SQH'S body had decided to betray him after so many years. Just because he had shown weakness.

He couldn't go three hours without food anymore. Real food too! His adored melon seeds did nothing for the growling beast in his stomach.

Such a traitor! Didn't his body know he had a job to do? Aiya!

So imagine his embarrassment! His shame! When waiting for a weird acting Cucumber bro, his stomach growled noisely near LBH! WTF!

SQH looked down, apologetic, cheeks red with shame, and askes to be forgiven by Junshang.

The look LBH gave him was so deadly that he thought his days were numbered. But when Airplane thought LBH was going to give him the final strike, he merely got up and left his Shishu to wait alone.

Normal right?!

But then! When he was talking to SQQ, who was a lot More bitchy than usual, LBH brought snacks for his beloved. Usual, right?! NO!

For the first time in his life, LBH placed some of the plates in front of SQH! And two cups for the same pot of tea! Bīnghé usually made two pots of tea for them, one with the really good stuff for SQQ and one so and so for SQH!

And people might think he was insane! I mean, maybe the table was small, right? He had to place the snacks for Shizun near the other peak lord because there was no room but NO! There was so much room!

And to top it all off, after. While of just drinking tea, LBH asked why wasn't he eating??? WTF!!

He looked helplessly to SQQ but the traitor just arched a brow at him. Was this some sort of game? Was the food poison??

"Eat, shidi"

SQH had lived a... Life, right?

It wasn't the best life but it had been a life. Who knew it would end like this?

SQH ate the food. It was delicious. The soft exterior of the bun melted in his mouth giving way to the savory meat inside. It was the best food he ever had. It was heaven.

Ok.

He could die for this.

But as he happily ate, he must've done something! Because SQQ struck his head with the guard of his fan, waking him up from his bliss.

"What was that for?" He asked, heartbroken.

But Cucumber didn't answer. He merely grumbled about his stupid face and to just eat and shut up.

Weird, right??

And then he had been getting these-- things! They looked like gifts from his martial siblings but-- but that did not make any sense! They never, ever given him anything but work.

And at first he thought they were normal, yeah? He thought, for example, when WQW had given him a Very beautiful and blessed dagger that he wanted more of the ore that made it and told him he would see what he could do. When he managed to find the budget for it and purchase the ore,his shixiong had the nerve to ask him why he bought it!

SQH showed him the dagger and WQW had the gall to laugh at him and told him to keep it. Like it was a gift or something??

WTF??

But worst of all! Worst than all this weird crazy nonsense, was his king!

If MBJ had been needy, demanding, and spoiled before, it was nothing compared to now.

Now, MBJ demanded his full attention when they talked, looking him dead in the eye like he was trying to pick out a lie. Or when they sat, he pulled SQH to his lap like he was going to run away. Or get made when those weird not-gifts started to pile up in his house.

He had the sneaking suspicion that his king broke some of them too.

Aiya!

And because SQH'S body was a traitor now, not only did it need food like all of the time, it needed sleep too! He was now falling asleep on his king's lap all the time. So rude!

He tried to get MQF to deal with this weirdness but his shidi only said that it was normal.

And then patted his head! Like... Like--like he was a kitten or something!

WTF?!

#I don't know AKDHSKDHHZSHH I just have this need for people to react to and see SQH as I do XD #ALSO! Can you guys imagine MBJ fighting this covert war with everyone that now see SQH as cute?? #I need that Moshang nation. I *need* #Moshang #mobei jun #shang qinghua #SVSSS #saving shit from my twitter #since elon pussy man musk suspended me for calling him a stupid bitch

[kureialka]

twitter is DEAD TO ME. so now only tumblr gets my funny enstars posts.

#they suspended me AND NOW this limited scrolling shit i’m DONE!!! #ensemble stars #enstars #rei sakuma #keito hasumi #reikei #madara mikejima #kaoru hakaze #adonis otogari #souma kanzaki #nagisa ran #ibara saegusa #kanata shinkai #midori takamine #tetora nagumo #shinobu sengoku #shu itsuki #nazuna nito #tsumugi aoba #natsume sakasaki #subaru akehoshi #eichi tenshouin #sora harukawa #rinne amagi #himeru

[littlebluejaydraws]

Been obsessed with this concept since seeing [this text post] by @themanwhowouldbefruit I do think this is OOC for Jack in this scenario, but i really wanted to a) give Uriel a hug and b) show Jack as being happy to see him because Cas had spoken affectionately about him so bending things a little to show that haha

ID: Image comprised of 3 digital sketches on a plain background. The sketches are of Uriel from Supernatural dressed in a cowboy outfit. One is a full body drawing, one shows his head and shoulders from behind while he looks over his left shoulder, and on shows him waist up being hugged by jack. This last drawing includes a series of speech bubbles showing the following conversation- J: "Uncle Uriel!" U: "..?" J: "Dad told me so much about you!" U: "... Your father?" J: "Castiel! He says you're his funniest brother!". The colours are in shades of blue and gold, with only basic shading and highlights. End ID.

#uriel #spn uriel #jack kline #spn #supernatural #i miss uriel so bad and holy shit it would have been so cool to get him interacting with jack #so much to explore with those two in the context of uriel's connections to lucifer and to cas aaaaa #i really wanted to give uriel suspenders as a part of this outfit but everytime i tried that it shifted from cowboy to country bumpkin #which like. fun. but a different vibe

[castielmoriarty]

although a lot of the writing in Hollyoaks is stupid, this thing with Carter planning to take Lucas to America just takes the cake (even if it's clear that it isn't happening, but just the idea of it). Carter is a very intelligent person, and we're supposed to buy that he'd believe he could successfully kidnap a minor to another continent?

first of all, you need the legal guardians' consents to take a minor out of the country, so they couldn't even get on a plane in the first place. but let's say that in Hollyoaks-world that isn't the case. even so while on the flight to the US people would have time to realize that Lucas was missing and report it, the cops would easily access the info of Lucas having left the country, and thus cops would be waiting for them at the airport in the US and Carter would go to prison for child abduction.

just, seriously. why America? why not just another county in England where hiding a teen (who is supposedly consenting to coming with) would be a lot easier? but even then ofc there'd be a warrant out for his arrest so he wouldn't be able to use his credit cards or do anything else that could lead the cops to him, so... how are they even going to try to explain how Carter is imagining that would work. add to this that Freya is disabled making hiding and staying under the radar a lot harder, largely but not solely due to her needing aids/meds/rehab.

#the shit this show just wants us to suspend disbelief about I stg #hollyoaks #text post #carter shepherd #lucas hay