This is version 3 of "fuck you and fuck your train" - version 1 was done in a very light pencil and I gave up, and version 2 was ripped by the blurry menace in the background, Merlin (not to be mistaken for the very good boy Ollie, who has never done anything wrong in his life).
For details - the green leaves are mistletoe, part of the original Norse legends, and there will be white stumpwork berries attached once the leaves and pine boughs are done. I'm also making stumpwork leaves because I apparently enjoy suffering.
The pattern was transferred into the fabric using my cricut and a heat erasable pen, because I hate drawing freehand on fabric. The text got super messed up somehow and will be corrected as I stitch.