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tdou · 2 years

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Things my adorable sweet golden retriever boyfie does that just makes my heart swell

1- When I was in Berlin they stayed with me on the phone for two hours, just so I could vent

2- They listen to my fashion advices

3- They buy me little gifts from their trips

4- They once asked a waitress for a lollipop just so I could have it

5- They used to be so shy to wear all the things they want (croptops, piercings, rings) but I see them slowly opening up and daring more (and I am so proud of them)

6- They are so knowledgeable about many things (but my favorites are ofc lgbtq, feminism and ecology)

7- They are insanely not toxic, they always communicate in a relaxed way, no judgements, makes me feel heard, understood and supported

8- When I had to rush to pack and leave for my train they made all the dishes at my place, put a snack in my backpack then took me to the metro station (even if they had to walk all the way back to the tram station) just to kiss me goodbye

9- They always asks for consent (altho he knows I say yes to almost everything and I like it when he just goes for it)

10- They send me cute pics or videos he think I will like (mainly cats or pups)

11- Even if their phone is on silent mode I’m in their favorite contacts so my messages always buzz. But when I go party they leave their phone on and near him so I can call if anything happens.

12- They (used to) send me almost daily messages to drink water

13- Sometimes while walking they make me twirl

14- They always asks me if I want back rubs cuz my back hurts like a bitch

15- They talk about me to their friends

16- (update on n°5) They feel safe to dress however they want when they’re with me so they change right before seeing me (legit outside my door so no one else sees him)

17- (Update on n°12) when they see me not drinking much they put water in their mouth and kiss me just so that I swallow the water… kinky, lill dirty, not really messy, I like it

18- I got my conch pierced and we were sleeping together, so for me not to lay my head on my ear they kept turning. Literally going over me to the other side so they can hold me how we want.

19- (update on n°9) When we get intimate they always make sure I feel safe and loved. I have never once felt uncomfortable saying no, saying that I did not want more or that I wasn’t okay being touched somewhere ect. They always always ask for consent before doing anything to me and it makes me feel so safe

20- When we walk together, I did say they make me twirl but they also hold me from behind sometimes, we walk like pingoos

21- I know they like having me on top of them, it’s something they enjoy but I do feel like when they put me on my back on top of them it’s because they know it feels good on my back

22- When I was asleep in their room, they lifted the blinds a little bit so they could change and get ready, then they left while I was half asleep and quickly came back half jogging into the room to shut the blinds completely so I wouldn’t be bothered by the light

23- Staying to sleep in yet again in their room, as bae was leaving they kissed me and said « je t’aime fort »

24- On their way to the bathroom in a bar they had to leave me for a little while and kissed my hand farewell

25- They’re always willing to do creative things with me, like the bracelets or painting or clay.

26- My clothes fits them perfectly, so whenever I give them clothes to wear they fit better than on myself.

27- One time we played trivia and I realized how booksmart they were and it was the sexiest thing ever

28- They trust me, and it took so long for that to happen, I cherish it so much.

29- We’ve done quite a few activities that require me to be standing for a long time lately, and bae has an automatism to give me back rubs or shoulder rubs to ease my pain whenever they stand behind me

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sixeyesgojo · 3 years

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Pictures of You

Summary: prequel to I’ll Be Your Enemy - fluffy!

Characters: IBYE!Reader, Gojo, Yuji, Megumi, Nobara

Word count: 2,3k

Content warning: none

A/N: requested by @thecaptainsbride

If anybody got the reference Gojo made when he was late; congratulations, you have been successfully hurt (but this time it was not me).

Since I left the relationship between Gojo and the reader up for interpretation in IBYE, I will do the same here! Consider this piece me trying to mend your hearts <3

Taglist applications open for anyone who is interested!

“A trip to an amusement park or something like that doesn’t sound so bad,” you mused in front of Satoru. “It serves as relaxation and maybe the first-years can get closer to each other, you know, bonding and so on. They will see each other many times from now on, so getting along with each other is important,” you reasoned, your eyes almost sparkling from the thought of a day off.

“But Jujutsu Sorcery is an individual–” he began.

“Satoru, I think you should see this as vacation. A vacation where you can eat sweets until your teeth rot and absolutely nobody will hold you back,” you interrupted him.

“Okay, I am sold. Am listening now.” You just knew how to convince him. Sweets.

So that was exactly how the first-year students and you ended up at a fairground somewhere in Tokyo; it was quite neat, not too small but not too spacious either. None of you could get lost in it. Still, it was buzzing with life and all kinds of people mingled. The colorfulness was a refreshing sight to take in, compared to the dark world of Jujutsu Sorcery where seeing people suffer was your daily routine. The pleasant smell of food wafted through the air, making your mouth water, as you walked past the different booths with them. Waffles sounded like absolute heaven on earth right now.

Jujutsu Sorcery certainly was a draining sport, mentally as well as physically. Therefore it was only right to take a break at times, right? Self-care days were just as important as working.

In order to wind down a bit, you had suggested a one-day trip – just you, Satoru and the three first-year students you had adopted in your mind right away after meeting them several times.

“Sensei, you look very pretty today!” Yuji complimented you. Even Megumi noticed: “Did you have a haircut? Your hair seems a little bit shorter.”

“Yeah, Nobara had a field day with me. Cutting my hair.. or more like trimming the ends, choosing my outfit, doing my make-up and so on just for today,” you gushed as if you were a high school girl again. “Leave it to master stylist Kugisaki Nobara and nobody will ever look bad,” the brunette girl commended herself. Yuji was affectionately patting her on the back.

Undoubtedly, Satoru was late – nobody was surprised about that. You already went ahead and generously treated the trio of students you loved dearly to some food.

“Thank you for the food, sensei!” As usual, Yuji and Nobara were in perfect harmony with each other, seemingly sharing a brain.

“Thank you very much,” Megumi also expressed his thanks sweetly. If you hadn’t known better, you would have thought the way his lips seemed to twitch was unintentional. “Absolutely no problem, kiddos. You guys enjoy it while I try to contact Gojo-sensei, yeah?” you shot them an apologetic smile, already fishing out your phone. The three of them nodded in perfect synchronization. They’re as cute as little ducklings, you thought.

You didn’t even need to bother calling.

You were about to dial Satoru’s number on your smartphone when Yuji’s voice boomed, “Oh! There he is! Gojo-sensei, we are here!!”

The boy waved at his teacher.

Satoru immediately spotted the pink-haired student and skipped over to where you all were standing. “Sorry for the wait! I’m afraid I got lost on the path of life!!”

“Nice of you to finally join us, but sadly, the fun is already over and we decided to go home. Just wanted to call you to let you know! We’ve been here since morning,” you deadpanned as the white-haired man arrived, looking Satoru dead in the eye – if they weren’t covered. “Wait, wha– Hold on, I am very sure I am not that late. MY MOCHI?” Satoru sounded frantic, facing his students who just shrugged their shoulders. “Serves you right,” Megumi stated calmly. Nobara, being the sassy girl she was, also joined in, “Losers don’t get to have fun and that’s a fact.”

It was such a wholesome and funny moment for you to see the students playing along with your prank without being told beforehand.

You broke out in laughter, not being able to contain it any longer, “You should have seen your face, dumbass! I was just joking!”

“Phew, I almost thought I had to kiss the idea of eating sweets today goodbye. What a horror that would be, my day would be OVER this instant,” the blindfolded man pouted, “so where should I buy my sweets? I’m gonna buy the entire place anyway, but where do I start? Any suggestions for Great Teacher Gojo?”

“Hold up, Satoru! We gotta take a picture together to commemorate this special day!” you suggested, bouncing up and down with enthusiasm. “I swear I just saw sensei’s eyes sparkle but I might be wrong,” Yuji remarked, looking at his dark-haired friend for confirmation.

“Sensei, if you want to take a picture, we have to take it at the right angle!” Nobara chimed in, the secret Instagram influencer in her on full display. She continued to explain, “It would come out great if Gojo-sensei took the pic, long arms privilege and so on.”

The female student almost seemed more into it than you were, it was adorable to you to see the usually bold student be this into taking pictures.

You hand the tall man your phone, but not without shooting him a “if you drop my phone, I’ll make you drop dead” look.

“Okay, ladies, now let’s get in formation,” the male teacher commanded loudly. Upon hearing that, Megumi immediately slapped his hand in his face and turned away in embarrassment. Why was this man like this?

“...Ladies?” Yuji asked, the expression on his face screaming ‘confusion’ “Gojo-sensei just referenced a Beyoncé song, Itadori,” the dark-haired boy explained in a hushed tone, turning back slightly as if he did not want to get caught.

“And it’s not just any song!” Satoru happily chimed in. “Yes, yes, the good old Formation,” you added, nodding in satisfaction. You remember how you showed him the album when it dropped.

“Can we all just ignore Gojo-sensei and take our pic?” Nobara inquired as she shoved everybody into their respective spots. “Alright, everybody, smiiiiile for the camera. Say cheese!”

Click, click, click, click.

Finally, Satoru had gotten his share of sweets. Complying with his sweet tooth was always an effective way to calm him for some time. Almost like feeding a baby, in a way.

Now it was time for fun rides!

...or at least that was what you thought… until Satoru dragged you along to ride a freaking pendulum ride with him. The three students had managed to talk themselves out of stepping foot on that monster of a ride but Satoru didn’t even give you a chance to refuse, he simply gripped your arm and walked towards it.

Stopping only when you were already standing in line, you nervously eyed the metallic behemoth with its iron arm. The monstrosity was seemingly ready to make you throw up from the way it would spin you through the air repeatedly, going back and forth and back and forth again. Why did you have to do this?

“Satoru,” you called his name timidly and tugged at his sleeve, the strange feeling not leaving your gut, “do I really, really have to do this?”

“Absolutely! I promise it will be very fun,” Satoru replied with a signature grin you wanted to wipe off of his face at that moment.

No, it was not fun. At all. You were dizzy and your fear of height was kicking. The blasts of air hitting your face left, right and center were not helping at all and you were sure, if anybody took a picture of you right now, you would look horribly green.

“I– can’t do this anymore!” you shouted mid-air, right before the ride swung to the other side. The force knocked the air out of you once again.

“SATORU, PLEASE GET US OUT OF HERE!” you begged and squeezed his arm with an iron grip. The height was too overwhelming. “Mid-ride?” Satoru asked and you nodded frantically. “Now that’s what I call reckless! Sounds like fun. I’m in!” he declared with a grin.

“Domain Expansion: Infinite Void.”

That was the last thing you heard the tall man say before he touched your head with his large palm.

Your eyes widened in horror as you realized this man used his domain this recklessly, for fun. Maybe it was a side effect of being able to use it multiple times a day.

The infinity gently wrapped itself around Satoru and you. Almost movie-like, you watched as the entire, vast universe beautifully unfolded in front of your eyes. Each star being created separately, then abruptly flashing by as a sea of stars – as if you were in a wormhole. You perceived the entire domain within a flash of a moment, yet tasted eternity in it. Everything but nothing at once.

Despite being touched by Satoru himself, the sensations weren’t without merit. If this was how it felt to be in the safe space of Satoru’s touch within his inner world of Limitless, you would rather not fathom how it felt to be the one hit by this powerful domain.

It took you some time to process things and recollect.

“When I said I wanted you to get the two of us out of that thing, I didn’t mean ‘send me to your domain’,” you scolded him.

“Well, it was convenient,” he defended himself and you could almost hear the grin on his face, “Bet you’ll hate me after this though.”

“Hating you was never really an option I’d ever consider but okay, we’ll run with it this time. Now undo your domain, please, while I am asking nicely.”

“Your wish is my command! This time at least.”

“Satoru.” A stern last warning fell from your lips.

“Yes, yes, boss. On it.”

“I thought you said it’ll be fun but I am absolutely not riding that thing ever again,” you took deep breaths to calm down as your feet securely touched the ground again. Your legs were still trembling a bit.

“And it was fun! At least for me! I like seeing you struggle – it’s so funny – and the way you clung to my arm? Adorable! You are so tiny compared to me, like a bug I could crush between my fingers!” The annoying sorcerer laughed merrily.

“Gojo fucking Satoru, the only thing that is about to be crushed here are your balls. With my leg. You are very lucky to have that damn Infinity of yours or else,” you threatened.

“Ouch, you really do know how to hurt an invincible man,” he snickered and flicked your forehead lightly.

Rejoining with the students was easy as they all saw the barrier Satoru’s domain created.

“You are lucky there was some kind of show going on down here. That barrier above would have freaked people out if they weren’t distracted,” Nobara said, looks shooting daggers at her weird teacher. Innocent and as nice as ever, Yuji pitched in as well: “Yeah, Fushiguro also tried to distract children with their wandering eyes! I think he did a good job.”

“Okay but what did he do though?” you asked curiously and looked at the boy in question.

“...Shadow puppets,” Megumi slowly admitted, looking anywhere but at the people in front of him.

“Oh? You love your foster-dad-turned-great-teacher this much to embarrass yourself out in public? That’s new!” Satoru teased the poor boy. “Someone has to be the voice of reason around here or you’d all be in jail. That includes preventing civilians who are able to see curses from seeing you use Jujutsu while floating mid-air,” he justified, ignoring the tall teacher’s mockery completely.

“As much as I love slandering Gojo-sensei, I’d rather spend my day actually having fun,” Nobara pitched in, reminding everybody of why you were here in the first place.

“So, let’s go ride the ferris wheel!” she added excitedly.

More fun rides.

Before you knew it, the day passed by. You could already feel the heaviness in your legs from walking. The swirling feeling from all the rides boded in your chest – you probably would not be able to sleep well tonight. It was definitely worth it though, you thought.

You had already brought the students back to their dorm – Satoru had ran off to the school because he remembered he had to do something – and were on the way home yourself.

You were in some sort of trance, completely immersed in your phone, so you hadn’t registered when Satoru called your name until he gently tapped your shoulder, falling into step with you.

“Yeah?” you looked up to Satoru, snapping out of your train of thought.

“Just wanted to tell you; ‘Operation: Relaxation Day’ was a great success.”

“I’m glad to hear that, Satoru.” A genuine smile graced your lips and for a moment, he softened at the sight.

“You know what? It was amazing, I really should start listening to you more often,” he confessed with a smirk.

“Well, it’s thanks to your amazing power of persuasion that we got to spend it like this, so thanks for today,” you half-heartedly complimented him.

“You do know I only said we’d not be available today and then dashed, right?” he asked you, the usual playful tone lacing his voice. “Exactly what I meant by saying ‘your amazing power of persuasion’.”

“I think I’ll frame the picture we took,” you murmured softly, fondly looking at the screen of your phone. The picture from earlier was displayed on your homescreen.

Surely, you would hang it on the blank wall in your home as well. It was a personal treasure now.

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#gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #gojo x y/n #domain expansion #infinite void #ibye series

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sanutopia · 3 years

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imagine ateez as dads (f)

so i had this thought in my head of ateez with babies and i know they're young but i can't help but imagine them as dads I CANT

also i am trying to work on some requests i had sitting in my ask box while i'm on break for christmas so hopefully i'll post those soon !! :D

ateez x reader

seonghwa:

refuses to let the baby sleep in the crib because “his chest is a better bed”

like seriously why did you buy a crib

sings the baby to sleep every night

obsessed with buying outfits for them and proceeding to take multiple pics in said outfit

runs the baby's head as it falls asleep and treats them like the most fragile thing in the world 🥺

hongjoong:

on his days off he would stay up late with the baby so u could rest because he's considerate that way <3

sometimes enjoys taking baby to studio and showing them tracks

"daddy made this song for you, sunshine, do you like it?" 🥺

his baby speaking voice would be the cutest ever and he'll say EVERYTHING in that voice

for some reason i feel like joong would be a baby hog like he wants to spend EVERY second he can with the baby because he doesn't wanna miss anything important 🥺

yunho:

ok hear me out if that child has yunho's eyes ur literally IN for it

he would let that child get away with anything 😭

i feel like yunho would need lots of reassurance because he wants to make sure he's doing everything right 🥺 he would always make sure everything is right for baby !!

his nicknames for the baby 🥺 his little sunshine, puppy, angel, i cant 🥺

baby can't cry around him because he'll cry too

yeosang:

i CANT dad yeosang sends me into orbit he would be SO !!!! EXCITED !!!

i can see yeosang getting one of those baby wraps so that he can ~multitask~ and still hold the baby

he would just sit by the crib and admire the baby as it falls asleep and he'd be so gentle not to wake them up 😔

would purposely take baby in public so people can comment on how cute they are 😌

would face around with the baby gently and sing to them so he could se them smile

san:

acts like he has everything under control when you leave him alone with the baby for the first time

does not have everything under control

tries his best <3 (he does actually do a good job he's just really hard on himself 😔)

would smile and coo to the baby and say "hey babe, the baby has my dimples!!"

the baby would have the same twinkle in their eyes as san does 🥺 literal stars for eyes

mingi:

never takes things to seriously (but in a good way) and just has fun with the baby

laughs with the baby and videos everything they do so he can watch videos of them while he's on work trips 🥺

if he is gone on tour or something you have daily facetimes with him so he can see you and the baby !!

has terrible attachment issues to the baby and cries every time he leaves you both because he is the purest angel ever

he would take so much pride in someone complimenting your parenting because he wants the baby to have the best life ever 🥺

wooyoung:

gets so excited over the littlest things he can't stop staring at the baby

"omg the baby just looked at me this is revolutionary i'm so proud of them"

would sit and watch mickey mouse clubhouse with the baby while u clean the house (even tho u asked him for help and he said "this episode is getting good hold on")

loves giving the baby baths and putting on their pjs he has got bedtime LOCKED DOWN

probably has matching pjs with the baby 🙄

jongho:

don't even get me started he would be the most doting dad in history i think

he is STRONG i think he would be in charge of building everything for the baby to make sure everything was perfect for their room

regardless of whether he was tired he would stay up and care for the baby so you could catch up on sleep

feels bad for being gone often while ur home with the baby but makes up for it by cooking, singing the baby to sleep, and cleaning up around the house when he can

would be so worried about the baby all the time like it's gonna break if u touch it and is so protective of u both

in conclusion ateez best dads

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gaemkyuu · 3 years

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I’m Right Here (Owen Joyner x Fictional Character

Warnings: anxiety attack and self-deprecation A/N: Sorry this one took so long! The fictional character has been shamed for her anxiety from her parents. The experience of an anxiety attack is based on the ones I have. It’s different for everyone. Disclaimer: This is a FICITONAL writing piece! In no way do I claim characters in this piece act this way in real life.

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I’m Right Here

“Hey Jade! Wait up!” Jade was walking out of her trailer and on her way to her car, until she heard Owen call out for her. She paused and turned around to face the tall blonde, who stopped in front of her slightly out of breath. He bent slightly over his knees, catching his breath and still in costume.

“Aren’t you supposed to be filming a scene right now?” she cocked her eyebrow at him and rested a hand on her hip. They were on set filming for Julie and the Phantoms season 2, and Jade was brought in as a minor character as a part of Carrie’s posse. She didn’t have any major dialogues save the one or two quips her character had, so she was mostly there for the dance portions. That often meant she was able to leave set earlier or she had less days on set than others.

“Yeah, they’re setting up, but I wanted to catch you before heading out” Owen started to shift his weight from leg to leg and began to avoid eye contact. Jade felt butterflies in her stomach but immediately tried to suppress them, knowing that what she hoped was happening was probably not. She didn’t want to get her hopes up, only for them to be deflated. “You got any plans Tomorrow night?”

“Just snuggling with my dog and drinking wine while singing karaoke” she mentally facepalmed herself at her honesty. She just sealed the deal on being forever single. Owen fidgeted and the air between them became awkward, no thanks to Jade’s awkward confession.

“Listen, I was wondering, and you can totally say no, if you wanted to maybe go to dinner with me? That’s if dinner is something you do, not like eat, because I’m sure you eat dinner, but if you don’t I’m not judging you. I mean like dinner dinner, y’know?” the boy looked frazzled and a little desperate to stop his verbal diarrhea from making him look even stupider than he did in that current moment.

“Like a date?” Jade hoped she wasn’t being too forward, but then again, a girl had to know. Owen gave her a sheepish smile and a nod yes, instantly filling her with excitement. “YES! Uhm... I mean sound great. I’d totally love- i mean like to go on a date with you” she blushed furiously, hoping she didn’t sound too desperate or too excited.

“Great! I’ll pick you up at 7?” she nodded and he smiled turning around and jogging back to set. Jade felt like she could fly or bench press a bus. She always tried to deny having feelings for him, but whenever she was asked she would stumble over her words and everyone instantly knew. Savannah and Tori often teased her about her feelings and pushed her to ask him out, but she was too nervous. Correction, she was too afraid to be rejected.

Jade never thought of herself as anything more than a plain and ordinary girl who happened to be able to dance well. She wasn’t overly pretty but she wasn’t hideous either, and there were very little standout qualities. Most people described her as quiet, mousy with a pretty smile, but nothing ever more than that. She believed she got it from her family as they too were described similarly. Her mother was a dentist and her father worked at a law firm. She was an only child and they have always lived a comfortable life, so naturally Jade never had any interesting stories to tell. She was just your average plain Jane.

The drive back to her apartment was full of joy and she blasted the music in her car as she drove, singing along to every tune. She was extremely excited to go on this date and her enthusiasm carried on as she bounced to her apartment door and inside. Placing her keys on the counter by the door, she went to her closet to pick out the best outfit. Looking at the array of clothing, she picked out a few and sent them to her co-stars/best friends for their opinions. Unfortunately, they both had different ideas as to what she should wear that night.

Sav: go for something cute and conservative! Southern boys like all American girls!

Tori: go for something a little sexy Cali girl. Like I’m a good girl but I’m also capable of being bad too

Sav: for the first date? Idk...

Tori: Sav, do you really think Owen is only about them all American girls? He was the one talking about how peaches were a brilliant emojis for butts

Sav: point taken.

Sav: go for something that best represents you!

Jade: a paper bag?

Tori: really?

Tori: you are more than just a paper bag J

Sav: we gotta go, Kenny’s calling places. I’m sure what you’ll pick will be fine! Send us a pic!

Jade frowned that her friends couldn’t chat longer to help her, but she knew she had to do this on her own. After filing through clothing, she finally found something she liked but noticed that she had spent an hour picking an outfit. Owen would be by in two hours, meaning that she had to speed up her process if she didn’t want to feel rushed!

She slipped stepping into the tub to take a shower, smashing her elbow on the towel bar. She quickly tried to rub the pain as she cursed under her breath. She had no time to be clumsy! She started her shower up and gracefully hopped in this time, hoping to avoid any further injury. After doing her daily hygiene routine, she applied the hair mask and wrapped it up in a shower cap, applying her face mask right after. She noticed that her legs felt the slightest bit fuzzy and cursed herself for not shaving in the shower. Quickly glazing at her phone for the time, she slathered on shaving cream and attempted to shave her leg using her bathroom counter, which was a mistake. She slipped, nicking her leg on the way down, bumping her head against the wall too.

“It’s fine, you’re fine, not a big deal Jade” she comforted herself. “Stick a Band-Aid on it and just wear jeans!”

She began to wash out the hair and facemask, making a mental note to patch herself up after. As she patted her face dry, she opened the medicine cabinet to grab a Band-Aid, when the lights shut off. Fumbling around for her phone, she quickly turned on the flashlight to find a Band-Aid and her bathrobe. Slipping on the robe, she made her way to the apartment breaker. Nothing had tripped on the breaker panel, but the power in her suite was completely shut off.

“That’s fine! You’ll just have to go with your natural curls instead of spicing things up with a straightener!” she could already feel the nauseous and claustrophobic feeling in her chest creep up on her, but she took a deep breath and closed her eyes. Now was not a good time for her to have an anxiety attack. She had an hour and fifteen minutes before Owen came. Plenty of time... right?

Making her way over to her closet, she began to look for another outfit that would look good with the jeans that she had picked out. She tried on top after top, but nothing seemed to fit right. Giving a huff in frustration, she sat on the bed to take a deep breath. She had to get going if she was going to have enough time to do her makeup, but it seemed like life had other plans. All of a sudden, the fire alarm in the complex went off, indicating that everyone was being asked to evacuate. She jumped at the noise and quickly threw on a sweater, grabbing her passport, wallet, documents and phone before exiting the building with the other residents.

It turned out to be a fire drill that was scheduled to happen last week, but Jade had completely forgotten about it. They all had to stand outside while the fire marshal cleared the building and checking the safety of it. By the time Jade had made her way back into the building and up to her suite, she had 30 minutes before Owen came over. She hated the outfit she was wearing, her hair was a mess due to the wind outside and she had no makeup on!

The feeling in her chest increased gradually as she rushed around the house, doing her best to multitask. The power came back on when she entered the suite, so she tried straightening her hair as the curls were a mess, but she underestimated her multitasking skills. She burnt herself multiple times as she tried to do her makeup and hair at the same time. It didn’t help that the bottom half of her hair was straight and the bottom half wasn’t, and her eyeliner was uneven. Looking at herself in the mirror stressed her out even more, so she washed her face and decided to restart. The alarm on her phone notified her that Owen would be at the door in 5 minutes, and that’s when everything bubbled over. Looking at her messy face, half done hair, wet shirt and jeans, she sniffled until the tears welled over. She sank to the bathroom floor feeling like an idiot. No normal person would be this upset over their appearance, so why was she? Would Owen think she was weird because of this? Would he even want to go out with her? Her breathing increased and she started to feel her ensuite close in on her, signaling a full blown anxiety attack.

Jade wasn’t comfortable talking about her anxiety. Her parents often made her feel like she was overreacting or seeking attention whenever they happened, but they never understood that if Jade had the choice, these things wouldn’t get to her. This feeling that you need to escape, but you don’t have the energy so you’re just a buzzing ball sitting in a deep dark hole. She would often cry during her attacks, ashamed that she lost control and ashamed that she got to this place. Her friends would tell her to seek professional help for it, but she waved them off knowing that if she did see someone, it would make things worse between her and her parents. She loved them a lot and often sought for their approval, and doing this would work against the hard work she put in to make them proud.

“Jade?...unlocked...hope that’s okay?... helloo?....dead?.... Jade?”

“Jade? Hey... Hey you’re okay...”

“Jade? It’s Owen.”

“Squeeze my hand if you hear me”

“Okay good. I want you to breathe with me”

“You’re doing great”

“That’s it”

“Breathe in for five, out for five”

“In five”

“Out five”

The murkiness of the voice became clearer and clearer as she regained control of her breathing. She began to feel a warmth enveloping her and holding her firmly. She wasn’t in the bathroom anymore but rather on the sofa in her living room with the balcony door open, letting in a cool breeze.

“Jade?” She focused her attention on the blonde boy who sat beside her, his arm currently wrapped around her and the other holding her hand. “Hey” his smile was warm and understanding, but Jade couldn’t help the tears that came to her eyes. Seeing this, Owen knew immediately what was happening. Before the apology left her lips, Owen had already began to speak.

“You have nothing to apologize for... Is this the first time?” She bowed her head sadly, wiping away the tears and shaking her head no. In this moment, she felt like a little kid getting into trouble, bracing herself for the disappointment she caused.

“Listen, I know how you feel. Your anxiety? Your panic? I feel it every day. You don’t have to be ashamed in front of me. Hell, you shouldn’t have to feel ashamed in front of anyone. Everyone goes through this right? Well obviously, in their own ways and not like you and me, but I think you get the point” his rant elicited a small chuckle from the girl. “Want to talk about it?”

Jade nodded her head, feeling comfortable around him. She recounted her struggles since getting home to the razor to the power to the fire drill up until their current moment. Owen was silent and attentive the entire time, hanging on to every word that came from her mouth.

“I mean, I’m flattered that you put in all this work to go on a date with me, but seriously, and I’m not saying this to like get on your good side or anything, but you don’t need all the makeup and stuff. You’re pretty pretty on your own” she smiled at his comment, grateful for the compliment as it made her feel better.

“Thanks, I’m sorry I ruined our date” he scoffed and shook his head, moving to the kitchen counter picking up the flowers he had brought for her.

“I was going to give these to you at the door, but seeing as the plans have changed, you should probably take them and put them in some water?” she blushed at the gesture and took them gratefully from him. As she puttered around the kitchen for some sort of vase, he tapped away on his phone. “Do you like pizza?”

“Owen, I LOVE pizza” he grinned back at her and tapped a couple more times on his phone. “What are you doing?”

“Bringing date night to us.” he replied simply, locking his screen and plopping down on the couch, clicking through the apps on the TV. “Alright, so you’re gonna show me your favorite musical and I will show you mine”

Jade thought that in order to make a good impression on a first date, you had to look perfect. Owen that night helped her see that when two people like each other, Pizza and Musicals are all you need on a first date.

#owen joyner #imagine #fanfiction #owen joyner fanfiction #owen patrick joyner #owen patrick joyner fanfic

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✤ + elynn 👀👀👀

send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…

ALRIGHT *cracks knuckles* // ACC. // @sunthieving

who said i love you first? FUCK um both of them are so stubborn lbr ummm I think it would be Elsa. Mainly because she’s becoming more open with her feelings

who laughs when the other trips?Elsa. She finds it cute. I feel like Eugene gets flustered around her and he just can’t help himself.

who pays the bills? LOL ELSA she got da moneYahh. Though to be fair, Eugene tries to help. They have an agreement as to how much he contributes.

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?Again, it’s Elsa. She closed herself off for so long that she missed A LOT of holidays, so she feels like she needs to make up for them.

who’s more clumsy?EUGENE.

who checks their daily horoscope?Eugeneeee

who sings louder in the car?Although Elsa loves singing, THIS IS TOTALLY EUGENE. Bc he’s a dork and loves making Elsa laugh.

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?EUGENE.

who is more up to date in pop culture?Surprisingly, Eugene. He uses this knowledge to his *AHEM* advantage... at least when it comes to STEALING imeanwut

who insists on going to see the newest movies?Elsa! She didn’t get out much so she likes going out as much as they can

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?BOTH. Elsa especially hates the ones that come on in the winter, and Eugene will never admit that he tears up when the commercials come on

who’s the lighter sleeper?Elsa. She doesn’t sleep much as it is, but there’s usually a lot on her mind. Not to mention she still has nightmares that are related to the events of her childhood

who believes in ghosts?I mean, Elsa can make talking snowmen so what’s ghosts compared to talking snowmen lol

who does the grocery shopping?Both! It’s a fun activity they do together.

who updates their facebook status more often?Neither ? They’re both private people. The most Elsa shares on FB are cute animal or craft videos. I feel like Flynn shares travel pics and food vids.

#sunthieving #❝ 𝒴𝑒𝓈 𝐼'𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼'𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑒 & ＦＲＥＥ ❞ ┋♔❄「 ask & meme answered 」#otp → ❝ Aʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴄʜᴇs ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ & ʜᴇ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴀʙʟᴇ ﹣﹣﹣ Mʏ Hᴇᴀʀᴛ ❞ ┋♔❄「 sunthieving / elynn 」

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✤ + nophelia ( bc i'm trash !!!!! )

send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you… // not accepting

who laughs when the other trips?

definitely ophelia !! i mean, i feel like she does have a good sense of when she should laugh vs. when he may have broken something, but i do feel like she’s the one that laughs. noah is too protective of her to laugh. he’d like… offer to carry her to wherever they were going bcs he doesn’t want her to get hurt.

who pays the bills?

ok so maybe noah ?? this is just based on the fact that he is older, so he might understand how to do it more than ophelia does. but this is just for stuff like electricity, water, and taxes. when it comes to everyday things, i feel like noah ALWAYS offers to pay for her, but ophelia is very headstrong so if she’s feeling super feminist or just feels like she doesn’t want him to pay, she’ll pay for herself and noah won’t make a big deal abt it.

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

ok i feel like pre-apoc, it would be an equal celebration. both would make a big deal and it’d be super cute. but now, i feel like it would still be kinda equal, but they won’t be as into it. if i had to say, though, i would think that noah would make a bigger deal.

who checks their daily horoscope?

i feel like pre-apoc ophelia would be a lot more into it ?? i just feel like she’s the type to kinda ?? believe and follow it, but not religiously. i can definitely see her checking out their signs and seeing if they’re compatible ijsnikhnre

who sings louder in the car?

ok i feel like noah SCREAMS lyrics, but like, ophelia softly sums them ?? idk. can u imagine ophelia putting her music on shuffle and one minute there’s eden playing then the next there’s some french music and she’s singing and humming the french music PERFECTLY na dnoah is doing it... terribly.

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

probably noah. he’s super forgetful and messy so i can see him being the one to do it and ophelia softly reminding him “hey noah u forgot to put the cap back on”

who is more up to date in pop culture?

probably ophelia ?? noah feels too old to keep up with it even though he’s not even that old. he just feels old.

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

noah for sure. like, he always insists on taking her out and he loves going to the movies with her bcs she always rests her head on him and they get to cuddle and he LIVES for it.

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

ok so pre-apoc, both of them for sure. but now ?? i’d say its more noah who does it simply bcs i feel like ophelia has changed the most in terms of pre and post apoc.

who’s the lighter sleeper?

probs ophelia. i mean, noah can sleep through ANYTHING. i feel like ophelia is one of those where the slightest movement kinda wakes her up, but at the same time, them sleeping in the same bed ?? so comfortable and that’s oddly enough when she gets the best sleep

who believes in ghosts?

maybe both, but on a low-grade level. it’s more of a natural curiosity and skepticism. they don’t 100% believe, but they do believe enough and have open minds when it comes to the supernatural.

who does the grocery shopping?

they actually go together !! it’s super cute because noah rolls her around in the cart or lifts her up so that she can get something from the top shelf. u know how high costco shelves are ?? imagine noah putting her on his shoulders so they can reach something and then a worker walking by and being like “um can u not do that here”

who updates their facebook status more often?

definitely noah !! he likes to show her off and post a lot of things about ophelia so he can look back at all of their adventures.

#fckoffhamlet #answered #❝ ※ *. : ｡ → i think we'd make a lovely mess 「 ophelia richards 」#man o man #❝ ※ *. : ｡ → i’m not looking back to rewrite my fucking past 「 development 」

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who laughs when the other trips?

ahhh i feel like both do ??? but its like… laugh AFTER they ask each other if they’re alright. like, their laughter isn’t a knee-jerk reaction. it’s more of something they do together if that makes sense ??? imagine david trips and falls and ashley’s like “omg are u ok” and david is sitting on the floor, laughing super hard so then ashley is like “??” then starts laughing too and then next thing u know, they’re both on the floor laughing.

who pays the bills?

probably ashley ?? look, i’m telling u: don’t trust david with finances. like, even if they’re just out to eat at mcdonald’s, he’ll find a way to fuck it up. like, he’ll have a rlly nice convo with one of their workers and give them a $200 tip.

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

look… if u think…for on minute… that BOTH of these losers don’t celebrate the holidays with the most enthusiasm EVER, you’ve got another thing coming. they’re the type to do some charlie brown christmas stuff. get the small tree bcs they feel bad for it bcs no one wants it. then they gather around and sing christmas carols and stuff. what cute losers

who checks their daily horoscope?

i think they do it together ?? i can definitely imagine them doing it together and tagging each other in horoscope and zodiac memes tbh

who sings louder in the car?

both sing super loud.. like, super loud together. i just love to imagine them ?? screaming at the top of their lungs ??? probably to the spice girls or one direction tbh and then like… some good ol’ fashioned tlc. just casually singing no scrubs completely on beat.

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

maybe both ?? i feel like its the kind of thing where it doesn’t happen frequently, but both will forget every once in a while. like, maybe once a month ???

who is more up to date in pop culture?

look… both of them arent SUPER into recent pop culture, but they are into older stuff. anything from the 90′s and 80′s they are 100% knowledgable about it ok, maybe not 100%, but they know a decent amount. enough to make references every damn day

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

i feel like they’re the type to have ‘date night’ and like… it’s adorable bcs its not rlly a date. can u imagine tho ?? i feel like they’re the type of friends to call each other boyfriend and girlfriend but literally have it be just that ??? like no romantic feelings, just pure wholesome friendship. but yeah, they kinda have certain days and certain actors that they will always see a movie for.

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

i feel like ?? maybe both. but like, once one of them starts crying, then end up turning the tv off and comforting each other. like, the cutest thing ever ok !! like, i just feel like they are so cute with these things ok. but yeah, both of them would cry, just not rlly together ?? it’d be something like one of them is having a bad day and sees a commercial like that and the other cheers them up.

who’s the lighter sleeper?

i feel like ashley is ?? but like, can u imagine… them taking naps. just ashley with her head on david’s shoulder while they watch friends or smthg. so cute !! man, i love them sooooo much. but i do feel like it is one of those things where david is a bit restless so when they do fall asleep near each other, he always accidentally wakes ashley up

who believes in ghosts?

both. it’s like ?? they hear a noise and they both look at each other with a ryan bergara facial expression and it is PRICELESS. and then david jokingly is like “so,,, uhm… high ghosts. if ur gonna kill me, pls kill ashley first”

who does the grocery shopping?

both do !! it’s a cute thing because they both roll into the market wearing pajamas at like… 2am and they just get some wine coolers and some ice cream and cookies bcs they’re rewatching smthg on netflix.

who updates their facebook status more often?

again, both. they update their statuses a lot bcs they normally post statuses/pics of each other and since they’re ALWAYS together, they’re always posting new things.

#answered #ashhes #long post #❝ ※ *. : ｡ → & i don’t wanna live ; but i’m too scared to die 「 development 」

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Here’s What The Stars Of The Internet’s Most Famous Memes Look Like In 2018

Since its inception in 1990, the World Wide Web – invented by computer scientist Tim Berners-Lee – has revolutionized humanity. We now shop online, order take-out online, study online, look through photo albums online, make travel arrangements online, game online, talk, gawk, and stalk online!

In fact, I couldn’t imagine having to do so many daily tasks without the internet. I wouldn’t have survived university by actually reading books, and I could never get through my Christmas shopping without Amazon. But perhaps the biggest change is the way we communicate with one another.

From email to MSN to MySpace to Skype to Facebook – it is now easier than ever to start a conversation with somebody on the other side of the planet. Social Media has allowed us to chat with our friends and family, keep up-to-date their lives, and even plan parties and events without sending one thing in the post. It’s truly made the world a smaller place.

And following the rise of social media in the noughties, we have seen many “trends” come and go – with some becoming iconic, and others more… moronic. For example, everybody out there now converses using emojis, and every year people genuinely get excited to see what new emojis the next updates will bring (here’s looking at you redheads). We’ve seen positive challenges, such as the Ice Bucket Challenge, raise millions for charity, and we’ve also seen a slew of idiots eat detergent in the Tide Pod Challenge.

But if there’s one thing that has stayed around far longer than anybody would have ever imagined, it is the humble meme. If you’re truly out of the loop, a meme is defined as “an image, video, piece of text, etc, typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations”.

Basically, they’re funny pictures and videos of relatable things, often with a funny caption. And over the years, the subjects within these memes have become unintentional celebrities… for doing absolutely nothing except having a sharable expression. Now, we’re taking a look at these very modern stars have changed since being immortalized on the web.

1. Success Kid (Sam Griner)

Never before has a child epitomized the feeling of success more than Sam Griner. After his mom, Laney Griner, uploaded the picture to Flickr in 2007 (yes, it really was that long ago), she never thought she would have turned her young son into a viral star.

Sam was actually trying to eat the sand when the picture was taken, and Laney originally captioned the image ‘I Hate Sandcastles’, but his triumphant expression soon transformed him into the ‘Success Kid’.

2. Side-Eyeing Chloe (Chloe)

In one of my favorite videos on YouTube, Chloe and older sister Lily are surprised by their parents with a trip to Disneyland. However, whilst Lily starts to cry in delight when the camera pans to Chloe, she stares straight into the lens with a “WTF is going on?” expression. It is hilarious.

Amazingly, Chloe’s expression transformed her into “Sid- Eyeing Chloe”, the perfect meme for when people wanted to express their unimpressed disbelief to whatever was going on in the world.

3. Disaster Girl (Zoe Roth)

She could have been a cast member from Village of the Damned with that demonic expression. However, a young Zoe Roth was not taking sick pleasure in the destruction of a house she had just burned to the ground, she was just enjoying a training drill by the local fire department two blocks away from her home in Mebane, North Carolina.

The picture was taken all the way back in 2004 by her father, Dave Roth, and now that Zoe is looking to complete college, she said: “I’d love for the meme to help me get into or pay for college somehow. But I ultimately want people to know me for me.”

4. Trying To Hold A Fart Next To A Cute Girl In Class (Michael McGee)

On March 2, 2014, Redditor aaduk_ala submitted a humorous picture titled, ‘Trying to hold a fart next to a cute girl in class’ to the /r/funny subreddit. It wasn’t long before his strained expression was seen across all of social media.

When asked whether he had any regret about his unexpected fame, McGee responded: “My take on being ‘internet famous’ is cool and all. But I regret not copyrighting the picture right away because I could have made a lot of money there!” Ironically, his expression would be my face if I were to discover that I could have made thousands of dollars by copyrighting one silly picture.

5. Scumbag Steve (Blake Boston)

I have so many personal memories of using this meme whilst at college. In fact, I became a “Scumbag Steve” after waking up my dorm friend every two weeks at 6 am because I needed to use his printer.

The first known time this image was posted on Reddit was January 21, 2011, and it wasn’t long before a commenter in the Reddit thread identified the young man in the pic as Blake Boston (also known as “Weezy B.”)

In an interview with Know Your Meme, Blake revealed that the picture was originally taken by his mother. “I have no regrets in my life… no matter what I do. I can completely f**k up on something and I still don’t regret it. Because at the end of the day, that makes me who I am, so I wouldn’t go back and erase anything, if I were to go back in time.” I think we can all agree that Weezy B. is a very cool guy…

6. Overly Attached Girlfriend (Laina Morris)

Back in 2012, Justin Bieber asked his dedicated followers to enter an online sing-off competition in order to promote his celebrity perfume ‘Girlfriend’. In response to this, YouTuber Laina Morris uploaded a simplistic webcam video in which she performed a parody version of Justin Bieber’s single ‘Boyfriend’, with her own personalized lyrics.

Morris’ over-the-top expressions immediately led to her face being used to symbolize the ‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’, but sadly, she did encounter several issues regarding her fame: “Strangers were finding my personal Facebook page and talking to my friends. They were finding where I worked and trying to access my college records”.

7. Good Luck Charlie (Mia Talerico)

Actress Mia Talerico’s exaggerated “I don’t know” face from an episode of Disney’s Good Luck Charlie has taken comments sections by storm. And thanks to her charismatic acting, the nine-year-old now has over 1 million followers on Instagram.

I’m 26 and have under 400. Where did it all go wrong?

*I don’t know*

8. Bad Luck Brian (Kyle Craven)

Fake News! Did you know that the guy in the picture is not actually called Brian? His name is Kyle Craven. Used to symbolize bad luck, the very first use of Craven’s image was first posted on January 23, 2012, by his long-time friend, along with the caption “Takes driving test .?.?. gets first DUI.”

9. Ridiculously Photogenic Guy (Zeddie Little)

I think we can all agree that we have never looked this good whilst exercising. When I’m at the gym, my expression closely resembles that of when I’m perched on the toilet.

However, Zeddie Little, AKA “Ridiculously Photogenic Guy”, was snapped running in the 2012 Cooper River Bridge Run whilst looking impeccable. Literally better than I’ve ever looked in my life.

When asked about his newfound fame, Little responded: “I really don’t know, but I kinda feel honored to be part of a joke that’s in good spirit because sometimes the Internet can be a little vicious or jokes can get bent the wrong way. But these are all kinda, for the most part, positive. It’s funny that everybody is kinda taking like to it. It’s, I guess, the most flattering way to get spread across the Internet.”

10. Ermahgerd (Maggie Goldenberger)

For those of you out of the loop, “ermahgerd” is a rhotacized pronunciation of “oh my God”, in order to recreate the speech of a nerd (sorry Maggie).

This meme first emerged on March 14, 2012, along with the caption: “Just a book owners smile…”. The girl in the meme, Maggie Goldenberger, said that the picture was created in fourth or fifth grade when she and her friends seriously got into playing dress-up. It’s good to see she’s got a sense of humor about the whole thing, because I can think of about 734 pictures of me from high school that could have been used in the exact same way, and it would have destroyed my life.

11. Grumpy Cat

There’s a face only a mother can love.

Grumpy Cat – the appropriate nickname given to Tardar Sauce – is an always-moody-looking snowshoe cat that rose to fame after several pics of her annoyed facial expressions were posted to Reddit in September 2012. According to Huffington Post, Grumpy Cat now has a reported net worth of $100 million! That’s right, this cat has more money than you ever will.

12. First World Problems (Silvia Bottini)

Amazingly, this is no bog-standard stock-image model. Silvia Bottini is actually a relatively successful Italian actress.

13. Blinking White Guy (Drew Scanlon)

This perfect GIF originally came from a live stream shot back in 2013, when Drew Scanlon was a video producer at the popular gaming website Giant Bomb.

During one of the team’s weekly “Unprofessional Fridays” shows, Scanlon watched as the editor-in-chief played Starbound, a two-dimensional action-adventure game.

However, things got a little awkward when Gerstmann said: “So I’ve been doing some farming… with my hoe.” Scanlon reacted with the bewildered expression now known as the “Blinking White Guy”.

14. Hipster Barista (Dustin Mattson)

Even though this meme has become more appropriate for every year it has existed, it was originally uploaded to in August 2011! However, the guy in the picture, Dustin Mattson, has not seen the funny side:

“I do find it discouraging and disappointing that there was so much exposure brought to an attempt at making a joke of a culinary industry and the professional barista. To me, it’s very telling on how we laud farm-to-table food, craft beer, cocktail mixology, but it’s ok to have no respect for the specialty coffee world and the people who are committed to it. On the other hand, the whole thing only makes me want to work harder at my job, make better coffee, serve my customers better, and bring more positive exposure to both the company I work for, the barista profession, and specialty coffee as a whole. If anyone were to see my and my coworkers’ work in the café, they’d see that it doesn’t quite match up to most of the jokes made against the ‘Hipster Barista’.”

15. Doge

I’m just going to put this out there: I love Doge.

Back in February 2010, a Japanese kindergarten teacher called Atsuko Sato posted several photos of her rescue-adopted Shiba Inu dog Kabosu to her personal blog – it is something we have all done. However, unlike with me and my Yorkshire terrier, Sato’s photos went viral and the world fell in love with the side-eyed confused pup. The best of boys!

So there you have it! And although so many of these unintentional internet celebrities have changed so much since their images were originally posted to the web, there’s no doubt we’ll always remember them for the hilarious memes they spawned.

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/heres-what-the-stars-of-the-internets-most-famous-memes-look-like-in-2018/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/184330360477

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Here’s What The Stars Of The Internet’s Most Famous Memes Look Like In 2018

1. Success Kid (Sam Griner)

2. Side-Eyeing Chloe (Chloe)

Amazingly, Chloe’s expression transformed her into “Sid- Eyeing Chloe”, the perfect meme for when people wanted to express their unimpressed disbelief to whatever was going on in the world.

3. Disaster Girl (Zoe Roth)

4. Trying To Hold A Fart Next To A Cute Girl In Class (Michael McGee)

5. Scumbag Steve (Blake Boston)

6. Overly Attached Girlfriend (Laina Morris)

7. Good Luck Charlie (Mia Talerico)

I’m 26 and have under 400. Where did it all go wrong?

*I don’t know*

8. Bad Luck Brian (Kyle Craven)

9. Ridiculously Photogenic Guy (Zeddie Little)

I think we can all agree that we have never looked this good whilst exercising. When I’m at the gym, my expression closely resembles that of when I’m perched on the toilet.

However, Zeddie Little, AKA “Ridiculously Photogenic Guy”, was snapped running in the 2012 Cooper River Bridge Run whilst looking impeccable. Literally better than I’ve ever looked in my life.

10. Ermahgerd (Maggie Goldenberger)

For those of you out of the loop, “ermahgerd” is a rhotacized pronunciation of “oh my God”, in order to recreate the speech of a nerd (sorry Maggie).

11. Grumpy Cat

There’s a face only a mother can love.

12. First World Problems (Silvia Bottini)

Amazingly, this is no bog-standard stock-image model. Silvia Bottini is actually a relatively successful Italian actress.

13. Blinking White Guy (Drew Scanlon)

This perfect GIF originally came from a live stream shot back in 2013, when Drew Scanlon was a video producer at the popular gaming website Giant Bomb.

During one of the team’s weekly “Unprofessional Fridays” shows, Scanlon watched as the editor-in-chief played Starbound, a two-dimensional action-adventure game.

14. Hipster Barista (Dustin Mattson)

15. Doge

I’m just going to put this out there: I love Doge.

Source: http://allofbeer.com/heres-what-the-stars-of-the-internets-most-famous-memes-look-like-in-2018/

from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2019/04/21/heres-what-the-stars-of-the-internets-most-famous-memes-look-like-in-2018/

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There are few things less fun than a two-day trip. You've gone, but you've not really stayed, you've just spent a night in a different bed and now you're back in your own piece of filthy reality. So it goes.

The trip was slightly made ok by the fact that it was cabbed both ways. No bus, no train, just a car running at top speeds both way around. To say that I am tired would be an understatement. I feel like I've been put through an emotional and physical wringer. I didn't get much sleep the night before travel and neither did I sleep the night I spent at my destination. Different bed, new smells, the sounds around you are also different so what can you do but lie there in that bed, semi-asleep and wondering about things that don't make any sense. Then there is the emotional hangups of a whole bunch of elders to deal with. People say one thing and do the other thing. They worry about little things that actually don't matter. They have hangups with each other that they talk about in hushed tones and in sly sentences. They try to guilt trip you into doing things and saying things. They say they don't want anything, but then actually give you a fucking list of products that they need.

I mean, what the fuck. But I guess no meeting with my old man is complete without him giving me shit about making abs. It's absurd.

The other family is nice, but I don't like anyone so quickly. Right now, yeah they're there, but man, does no one have any balls or sense of humor in that family? How can people be so dry and lifeless in their daily life? No sense of romance, no hint of a little crazy in them. Nope. It's the kind of people who'd grow a beard to hide a double chin instead of not drinking or going out for a walk every day. It's not even about getting any kind of success, it's more about trying to do things that push you towards a positive outcome, isn't it? Because how long are you going to suck in your stomach while getting clicked for pics. Sigh.

I have to work harder. (reminds me of Boxer from Animal Farm, and we all know what happened to that poor fuck)

I am tired right now and I feel sleepy beyond compare. But so tired that I don't think I'll be able to fall asleep anytime soon.

Oh, the kids there have all MacBooks and when I wanted to transfer some pics to my dropbox I had to ask a kid to help me around that computer's interface. Felt kinda old then. But hey, I've never really used a MacBook before this. Point me to a browser and I'm all good. But what's up with the scrolling of that thing. I felt like I was fighting with a hand and leg tied. I left the Macbook on a desk while the pics uploaded, and when I came back, little cousin had left a note "If the Macbook locks, the password is Ilove2laf"

Immensely cute of the kid, I am going to induct him into fiction reading hall of fame by sending him a copy of King's IT. He's been reading Enid Blyton and Dahl so far. It's time that he upgraded and it's up to me.

I am going to try and sleep now.

More, in morning.

#update, #hello

#yupdate

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