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sepublic · 7 months

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I love the Castlevania show, but I can't help but be miffed by how much of the source material and colorful bestiary the show tends to ignore in favor of more vampires. I love characters such as Striga and Morana, but then you've got fairly generic ones like Dragan or Nikolai, who are just there to be obstacles and don't have any real personality themselves.

It's just a little confusing, because why do the writers keep trying to come up with OCs when they have plenty to pull from the actual games? In the games, vampires themselves are actually very rare; They're usually only represented by endgame bosses like Dracula, Bartley, Brauner, etc. Otherwise, the vast majority of enemies are night creatures, ghosts, haunted suits of armor, and the like.

But instead of embracing the weirder monsters like the Minotaur or Werewolves, the Castlevania show keeps defaulting to regular old vampires who are basically just humans with pointy ears and teeth. The show keeps defaulting to Vampire melodrama, like it's trying to emulate other pieces of Vampire media, instead of embracing what sets Castlevania apart from those stories. It has a concerning lack of weird castle exploration for a show called Castlevania.

Skeletons only appear in one scene, and I'm sorry but a common staple of a series should not be reduced to a mere fanservice cameo. It's like the Resident Evil live-action films making everything about zombies and reluctantly including a Licker as the ultimate monster. It's like if the Super Mario Bros. Movie barely had Goombas, they made the show too normal from the source material.

That isn't to say the source material is a perfect narrative, far from it; It can get pretty damn repetitive at times, especially with certain character roles and dynamics. I'll die on the hill that Annette's reimagining was justified, and Ortega and Hugh Baldwin are admittedly less interesting versions of Maxim Kischine.

The repetition makes sense! Castlevania's priority is gameplay, and each installment is meant to be its own thing. But when you're doing it as a TV show, a story, and having each story arc play a part in a larger narrative, you have to mix things up in terms of story and characterization, because you can't rely on different gameplay mechanics and levels to differentiate entries in an animated show.

But all that said, it's tiring how much the show will ignore aspects that wouldn't conflict with the writing at all in favor of more generic vampires. I don't want to see vampire politics and melodrama, but it's infinitely more interesting if its melodrama and politics between slimes and minotaurs!

I dunno, it feels like the show is limiting itself on an aesthetical level. What difference does it make in terms of writing if there's a flying Medusa head, or an Axe Armor? I think the writers are afraid of coming across as 'corny' as if Castlevania itself isn't crazy and anime as hell, but this just makes them come across as lacking sincerity. It's like how people complained about a bunch of 2000's movie adaptations of superheroes watering down everything to be more 'serious' and 'realistic' and 'believable', but it just made it grey and boring and cut away what made it unique.

The writers could've easily replaced characters like Dragan with, say, Sir Grakul from Super Castlevania IV, or had freakish looking night creatures be the ones to monologue (instead of treating Flyseyes as the one exception). There's acceptable departures from the source material, and then there's just straight up ignoring it, and then going out of its way to make up new things when stuff is already there to use. It's not as if the animators struggle with animating non-humanoid beings, considering how many unique night creatures they've come up with. So can we please stop being lowkey embarrassed of the source material???

It'd honestly make the show so much more memorable if we got to see Richter fighting a Skull Knight or Mummy. It's just so much wasted potential, especially when they ignore game Richter's compelling narrative of a Fallen Hero, in favor of making up something completely different. I can understand revising protagonists who barely have anything to them, like John Morris from Bloodlines, but Richter HAD a meaningful storyline to expand on, and one that deconstructs his role as a vampire hunter!

Given the show's attempts to be a grittier deconstruction and its suggestion that killing vampires isn't 100% good, I don't know why they didn't go with the idea of Knight Templar Richter whose desire to be needed in battle leaves him vulnerable to Shaft's brainwashing. The deeper, character-driven writing does not have to be mutually exclusive from fantastical and weird elements.

#castlevania #castlevania nocturne #castlevania netflix #netflixvania

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storiesofsvu · 1 month

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happy thursday hoes. time for some law and some order

Well fuck…what an opening..

“but there are definitely still traces of blood” girl… that hammer is COATED wtf…

I would like to point out that the way Kate runs her squad is the legit way that squads run. The CO (whether it be captain, lieutenant or sarge) is gonna stay in the office, they’re piled up with paperwork, the brass, putting out fires, they’re not out in the field…. Like svu. Ugh. I’m already not prepared for svu tonight, I’ve been watching through velasco’s eps and his older seasons were so good, esp compared to this year…

So we’re really doing this Ukraine surrogate/adoption plot line again, hey?

(I mean it is slightly different so far but like, it’s the same idea, right lol)

Samantha crushing it in the wardrobe dept as per usual

I like this new DA so much more than mccoy. Sorry not sorry.

I haven’t been paying too much attention to what’s going on (surprise) BUT, wtf does this case have to do with the grand jury that was taking place at the beg of the ep? With the girl all “he doesn’t know I’m here, right?” like, that girl was the murder vic? Or am I on crack? What is the connection?!

Uugggh… saaaammm my baby just needs a HUUUGGG

Okay, im actively not watching Toronto, see ya in an hour for svu.

Starting off with some personal, at home comfort. This is what we’ve been asking for forever (now give us rollisi at home pls).

OHHH GOD WHY ARE WE ALREADY BACK TO THE MADDIE SHIT FFS.

“I googled you”

Oh booooyyy are we in for it now. HOW MUCH DOES NOAH KNOW?! CAUSE LORD KNOWS HE PROBABLY FELL DOWN A PIT OF NEWS ARTICLES.

WHY

WE DO NOT NEED TO BRING WL BACK TO THIS SHIT LET US HAVE SOME PEACE PLS.

Okay so we finally did get noah discovering where he came from. Woof.

Olivia kinda sucks at parenting sometimes. Like… he’s a kid, he’s an *adopted* kid who already knows about gramma Sheila and ellie… he’s gonna be curious, he’s gonna wonder, also what kid HASN’T snooped through their parents private things? Like yeah it’s not ideal… it’d be best for him to ask you a question and you slowly reveal into things or whatever but we all know she just would’ve shut him down right away anyways.

Lowkey love those heart lights in noahs room, ngl.

I’m not gonna lie. If it was olivia I’d be more concerned about him knowing/reading about William lewis and all the shit that went down than finding out johnny d was his dad…

You know what I think? I think this would be a great time to call you bestie amanda and have her over for a bottle of wine while you talk this through and see what jessie knows about her dad/how amanda’s gonna approach that. Also like, does billie just think sonny’s her dad or does she know? LOL. But will that happen? Obviously not.

Okay you know what, carisi is the second best bet so I’ll take this.

Olivia really needs to catch a fucking break

Carisi you sit like a whore. But we already knew that.

Is there not a way to trace this call? Or like, I know the phone is about to die but like…find my iphone even works on dead phones…use the stepmoms phone rn to find out where she is. Easy fix. Use your brains.

Man… parents on these shows are always so fucking trusting of their kids and they think they know everything about them. Like...what world are we living in?

Awweeee lil carisi back in cop mode!

Girl… you barely looked in that one, that’s not clear

Me: where do I know this actor playing the step mom from?

Checks imbd: ah. She’s been on svu as a diff character before. Of course.

We love a good parent who immediately offers up all their money to pay ransom of their kids bff with no question.

I swear to god it wasn’t raining 5 seconds ago.. I get that these are likely filmed on diff days but that really came outta nowhere

Olivia’s drenched and velasco’s barely wet… wtf lol

Oh god she’s really about to go feral isn’t she? Like, even velasco’s nervous af.

That’s exactly what I knew he was gonna say. Like, liv should’ve just said she was dead.

Okay what about the other three perps? Where are they?

JESUS FUCK. Velasco… be mean to me. yell at me.. degrade me. jfc.

Okay I love that when she told Velasco to put the perp in her car he was all “uh… that a good idea boss?” kinda unsure thing but as soon as she started going feral he was just all “yup. Okay. I know how to do this.” And was totally on board. That’s my boi

“youre lucky im not in IAB anymore” damn right bitch.

That’s a cozy ass looking sweater liv has on and I want it

He already knows about ellie…why are we starting there?

I can’t wait until this conversation sparks a “hey… can we go see grama Sheila? Is she still sick?” and liv THEN has to explain that gramma Sheila is in fact in JAIL because she kidnapped him

Okay… that episode was honestly really good. It was a nice balance of the at home/personal lives and the case.

OC time.

Pls god have a last time on cause I do not remember what was happening… baby bro joe was doing heroine? That’s all I remember

Is this his apartment or elliots apt? it looks similar but also I like it better lol.

Bernie is a blessing to this show.

Elliot all “an intervention?” as if they didn’t host one for him like two years ago?

Also I JUST watched the ep with Muncy’s brother this week and that actor is baby boy joe stabler so this is throwing me off.

Is this an apt or a hotel? CAUSE ITS GORGEOUS!! HOW TF ARE THESE STABLER MEN AFFORDING THIS SHIT IN NYC?!

“we don’t do that…” jet. Another fucking legend on this show

SO glad Bell’s back.

Clearly im not paying attention to this ep in case anyone’s wondering (and yes, it is because it’s a stabler ep…)

Leave it to stabler to be there less than 5 mins before beating someone

OH MY GODDDDD BELL LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD IN THAT BLUE SHIRT

Thank god bell had bobby with her cause homegirl had a cane last week, there’d be no way she should be on a foot chase rn. Lol

Omg jet and bobby UC yet AGAIN. I fucking love it.

Jet being absolutely the person that likely annoys the hell outta her, love that.

#law and order svu #svu #law and order #law and order special victims unit #law and order spoilers #spoilers #svu spoilers #law and order organized crime

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daz4i · 9 months

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thank you! and yes ofc, any input is welcome! okay, so i've seen some people talk about how many fics get chuuya and dazais dynamic wrong, but i've not actually seen any specific critiques, so i was wondering if you have any tips to avoid, for lack of better term, to write one of the "bad ones"?

also, i don't have money for the light novels, is it generally frowned upon to write skk without having knowledge of how they are in the light novels? i don't if they're that different, but i've seen comments like "if you just read stormbringer, you'd understand" so just wondering if i'm missing out on A Lot.

and for fic posting, this is not that important, but is there some popular fic boosting tags if i wanted to promote it on tumblr?

oh these are great questions!! lemme try to answer it in an organized way (edit from myself after typing the answer up: i am so sorry for this monster of a post askjdfgh hope it's not too overwhelming 😭🙏)

skk dynamic:

one thing i think is important to keep in mind is that it has layers, and that they're not quite honest in their interactions. a good example for what i mean is like when they're rescuing q and chuuya talks about how he can't stand dazai, but then later when dazai is attacked by lovecraft chuuya is immediately concerned and runs after him to make sure he's okay, being shocked and worried when he sees his arm missing, etc. (dazai is even worse in that regard lmao)

i can speak on my own personal pet peeve with skk fics is where their personalities are flattened, and thus their relationship is as a result as well (for example, reducing chuuya to a tsundere, or making him stupid, while making dazai some dark edgelord etc) this can lead to missing one key thing in their relationship: they're equals

soukoku even just as a fighting duo isn't just "dazai thinks up strategies and chuuya fights", the whole reason they're considered unbeatable to their enemies is because they're both strong - they can both fight, and they're both smart and good at thinking quickly on their feet. it's just that chuuya is better at fighting, and dazai's strategies are more airtight. this way they're enhancing each other's abilities. so, translating that into their general dynamic is also important

another way in which they're equal that i think shows this last part^ even better, and smth that i think ppl tend to miss, is that dazai never really manipulates chuuya or forces him into situations he doesn't want to take part in - he always asks for chuuya's final word on the matter. chuuya follows his plans because he too knows they're likely the best option. this is how they maintain their trust in each other

(honestly the only time i think you can argue dazai tries to manipulate chuuya is in their reunion in the dungeon, but really it's more for shits and giggles on his end, no real malice, and chuuya probably knows that too, i think)

light novels:

first off!! even if you can't afford them, bsd-bibliophile has them right here!!! i really recommend checking it out :)

i don't think you HAVE to read them but like. it's good to know what happens in them at least generally, and it can definitely help the nuance of their dynamic. the sb comment is kind of right bc it helps figuring out one of those layers i mentioned in the beginning

i actually haven't finished strombringer myself hehe but one thing i got from it so far and from reading analysis of it (which can also help if you don't mind getting spoiled!) that i think is important, esp if you're writing about their mafia days, is that chuuya does hate dazai in the early stages of their relationship, but like. because he sees himself in him. and he sees despair he doesn't want to give in to. at least back then, dazai kind of embodies his negative thoughts about himself, even if not literally and just in his mind.

also on a more basic level both of them (tho esp fifteen) offer some shenanigans of them being silly teenagers. also dazai cringe compilation. actually this is an important part of it i think dazai should always be at least a little bit pathetic when chuuya's around (but that might also be just my own personal take :P)

tldr for the light novels thing, i think it really depends on what sort of fic you're planning to write. canonverse, and esp mafia days, i'd say it's fairly important. aus, not so much, but it can help. relationship explorations, probably. silly fluff or pwp, not really. yknow :?

posting:

hmmmmm i don't know any particular tags (except like, basic stuff, fandom / ship / main characters / "fanfiction" / maybe key tropes you're using? tho it's def not a must) but some general tumblr hacks:

posting at the right hours and days helps; around the afternoon or early evening in american timezones, on the weekends, is probably the best time to gain most traffic

use ao3's automatic sharing or post the fic as the link post format, rather than a text post or picture with a link inserted into the text. idk if it still exists, but it used to be that posts with links in the text would be hidden from search results, especially if you're a new blog (i think it was mostly removed but the new blog thing might still be relevant)

don't use swears and esp not "fuck" and its variations in the tags. hides posts from search results (i think "shit" and such is okay?? but i'm not entirely sure so. to be on the safe side, better to avoid) also don't use "nsfw" or any other possibly nsfw tags even if it's needed

speaking of. while it's probably responsible to use community labels. i'm p sure tumblr hides mature posts from search results 😭 i saw artists complaining abt their posts getting flagged and even getting shadowbanned over it iirc so. unfortunately it's probably better to avoid 😔 save the warnings for the fic itself

this might be a bug only i have lol but after making a post with quite a few tags, wait a few seconds before refreshing the tab or moving to another page. i noticed that otherwise it can hide the post from everywhere except your own blog (it might also be only relevant to image posts? but again, to be on the safe side, it won't hurt to do it)

okay i think that's all. i will say that everything i said abt skk might be just my own personal interpretation hehe so don't take my word as gospel!!! i'm sure there are many other fans and writers who view them in an entirely different light, and at the end of the day, it's up to you to choose your own version to write

and with that, i'm also turning this post to my followers, if you want to add anything, or if you have links to good analysis posts that could answer one of these questions, please go ahead! :D

as for you anon, i wish you good luck with writing, and mostly i hope you have fun with it!!! :3 just bc you see some of us complaining abt fics sometimes doesn't mean you should walk into it scared, actually please don't!!! you can do whatever you want really, and i'm sure there will be an audience for your work no matter what you create! <3

#i feel like i definitely missed smth but i can't figure it out now so i hope it's enough anyway 🙏#mmmmmmmm lemme tag this post for the sake of others who might need it too perhaps #soukoku #bungou stray dogs #ok that's it

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obsequence · 4 months

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hi so this is for if you care about my writing ! my new blog is @suturism and im gonna be posting updates about my wips on there alongside my other mainblog shit :) i also have a twitter by the same username but i really just tweet abt random shit on there lol , but feel free to follow me if u want !!

im about to ramble a bit so if tail lights is your concern that's below here

obviously , i barely wrote last year , especially compared to the year before that . i didnt really make an effort in my writing at all after about march or so . and it wasn't lack or motivation or ideas

for a lot of people , it's really easy to write TO cope with like difficult situations but for me that's just . not it . im a very tunnel-visioned person and i can really only focus on one goal at once , and my goal for 2023 was literally like: survive . because of life situations plus my own health . i also didnt know whether id have to get extended care , so i didnt want to start any like big fics or anything during that time because i didnt know if id be able to update . thats the primary reason i didnt write much

the second is literally just insecurity and posting anxiety which sounds stupid LOL but it's super real for me . im really trying not to be so self conscious about what i post and to be content with the fact that i have progress to make , but it's hard at times . esp because (imo) tail lights was lackluster and i REALLY want my next multichapter to be better and something i can be proud of . so up to this point ive kinda been too anxious to post much if im being honest ! but i can feel that ebbing and it's simultaneously exciting and scary !

the third reason is just that like up til recently i didnt see a point !! my perspective towards writing has been really negative for a while but now im like rediscovering my love for it in my own and others' works and im just so . it makes me gush and also ANGRY because i feel stupid for neglecting it for this long LOL

so yeah with that: tail lights haha . im sorry but this the official funeral :| better now than holding out hope .

its status is basically: i have no PLANS to finish part two and i dont WANT to finish part two , so dont anticipate anything . not saying it wont ever happen if one day my feelings change but like i really dont see that happening so

i just have too many ick feelings associated to continue it and also enjoy it , so i really am sorry about that

BUT just because i am less invested in tail lights doesnt mean it isnt important to me still !! i appreciate everyone who read it/kudosed/commented/holds it dear 🖤 more than you can ever know . writing that showed me that people WILL actually read what i write , and that they care about it too , and thats a priceless sentiment i cherish

and with THAT: new writing !

so i dont wanna say anything super concrete but what im posting next is PROBABLY going to be yellowjackets related , but it may be saltburn or even tlou !! ill probably write a fic or two related to tlou after the remastered comes out depending on how much content we get and if its anything i can work with :)

but yeah if u read this far thank u for caring about my writing i love you

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shivorce · 2 years

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Hey sorry if this is a wild question lmao but are you a teacher? I'm debating on watching Abott Elementary because I've heard mixed reviews from teachers I work with irl but I trust a Tumblr blog's opinions with my life lmao

i am not a teacher!! and i am surprised to hear that apparently teachers have mixed feelings about the show. obviously i defer to people with actual experience (esp. teaching in underfunded schools), but as far as i’m concerned, the show is doing a very careful job of walking what i imagine to be the very difficult line between Making A Mockumentary-Style Sitcom That Is Actually Funny and Treating The Subject Material With The Sensitivity It Deserves. i think probably the thing to do is watch it for yourself and make a judgment!

also, interested to know if the teachers you work with who are giving mixed reviews are white lol

#ask

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gayspock · 2 years

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ok finished ep 1 :3c randdommm thoughts

firstlyyyy !! hmmm, as an ep? unsure how to feel about this one! in terms of like- progression? does that make sense. idk how to say it... bc it kinda pulls the rug out a few times to the point where im like hmmm idk; i feel like this coulda been done different. does that... make sense? usually i like that abt farscape but here, part of me feels like it was just a "well we're back several steps, and not in a good way that instills frustration, or that was properly exploratory, but just in a this was sort of filling out screentime sort of way" but eh. shrug. it still had a lota lot of good in it:3

ALSO i kind of wanted aeryn to be separated for a good while in terms of what that could do for, like, the story. i think it'd be interesting - because right now, hm.. idk. i feel like crais by himself, with talyn? well im just not so sure!! and again im talking, like, strictly speculatively and in terms of story. so, IM ABSOLUTELY GIVING IT A CHANCE, BTW! especially bc i think farscape does often prove me wrong. however i am GOING 2 speak my truth hereeee [looks shy] ...

i donttt... realllyy... ehrrm.. care for crais and what theyve done with him so far. its not that i dont LIKE him. but he really isnt anything interesting at all to me. shrug. its giving nothing- sorry... its why im kinda glad to see scorpius- bc i was glad to find out crais wouldnt stay "the big bad" because, yeah, it really wasnt working for me. he's nothing interesting, or innovative in terms of a character . sorrryyyyyyy.

and i feel like, by himself, i dont know. like i said- that's speculaitve - but i do sort of... question whether him, being off by himself, is going to be that interesting, because of that. at least, versus him having aeryn there to bounce off of, and inherently kinda tying them back more to the main crew, etc... does that make sense? bc i feel like- yknow, s1, he'd just disappear for long periods of time, and i'd almost forget he was even. a thing. LOL. and his dynamic was also... usually with his subordinates. and idk. they are kind of just npc-types, for lack of a better term. substanceless background guys. i think therefore, whilst you can demonstrate character like that, its never... of the same calibre as when you're actually in scenes with other characters of you know. substance. (and thats not a RULE, ofc, but its something hard to pull off otherwise esp when- well yeah, crais really doesnt feel like anything to me). and that was fine for s1, i think it worked better then, but from now on ehhh idk!!!

ANYWAYS SPEAKING OF

I LOVEEE TALNY I LOVE TALYN THATS ALSO WHY IM CONCERNED BC I JSUT WANT TO SEE MORE OF TALYN .... SORRRYYYY the problem with farscape thus far is theres so many little guys RIGHT up my alley and im bouncing up and down and criyng bC I LVOEEEEE ... WE BETTER GET MORE FREAKING TALYN. SO HELP ME GOD...

also i havent talked abt her much either. i like chiana. BUT i feeel bad bc i wanna LURV her but i think its like... THUS far its kinda obvious they didnt intend to keep her at first. so i really want to see more involvement with her going forward. i dont MIND so much that we havent had a lot of focus on her, so far, even if its like... WELL, i think in general, it was just an odd time to introduce her even if they couldnt rlly help it. like, it was right before all the finale eps and stuff, yknow, so we couldnt have an ep where we get a lot of her!!! but even still, like...

i always said sth i LIKED abt the show was the way they were pretty slow and organically introduced us. so i cant complain that much. :3

IALSO LOVEEE LOVE LOVE THE LACK OF RESET BUTTON ON... EVERYTHING, FRANKLY. IDK IF I SAID THAT YET. but like i love how it HAS been episodic, but things in each episode always actually do have bearings on the show as a whole. even if its just development stuff. like its so refreshing after a lot of trek, and other scifi shows of this ilk - wherein the eps so self-contained...

even in a human reaction. i diddnttt say it at the time BUT yeah im still unsure how i feel abt that one but i really appreciate that even though it was a simulation, they did mitigate the usual failings of that trope- they had the crew in there, and real, so they could actually experience things and it wasnt just crichton going through the ringer. and ofc the other consequence of that ep lol

ALSO speaking of. im kinda glad to see more development with crichton, too, and with all of them but him esp.... babycakes was fucking FRANTIC in this episode, man, holy SHIT.

i liked all of their reactions honestly. help......

idk i feel like iahadosmething else to say oh god what was it

ehrm

yeah d'argo and crichton being WARRIORS together. increasingly obsessed. their rock paper scissors.... oh im obsessseddd

also hate this

OH GOD TUMBLR LOOPS IT FUCKING HELL

#Egg.txt #farscape liveblog

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pheeby-deeby · 2 years

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Taylor Swift Lyrics That Make Me Feral

This is based on lyrics ONLY. Not song moments; that is a separate list.

“And you come away with a great little story. Of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you.”

“So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time. As far as I’m concerned you’re just another picture to burn!”

“BURN BURN BURN BABY BURN”

"Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday but I realized some bigger dreams of mine."

"I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairytale, I'm gonna find someone someday whO MIGHT ACTUALLY TREAT ME WELL"

“LET ME REMIND YOU FOR A MINUTE WHY WE’RE NOT FINE!!” (Yes I know this is from ‘Let’s Go (Battle)’ and it’s technically unreleased but I had to include it. I really hope we get it in a speak now vault track).

Just. All of ATW 10 minute version. Every single line. I cannot and will not pick just part of it for this list.

"For the first time, what's past is..past."

"I know the bravest thing I ever did was..RUNNN"

"How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22?"

"How did I go from growing up to breaking down?"

"She'll know the way and then she'll say she got the map from me. I'll say I'm happy for her then I'll cry myself to sleep"

(Okay maybe all of ‘Nothing New’)

Literally ALL of "I Bet You Think About Me." I fucking LOVE that song so so so much

"Now I'm Miss gonna be alright someday."

"GOODBYE Mr. PERFECTLY FINEEE! HOW'S YOUR HEART AFTER BREAKIN MINE!"

"I'VE BEEN MISS MISERY FOR THE LAST TIME, AND YOU'RE MR. PERFECTLY FINE!"

"Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream"

"The rest of the world was black and white, but we were in screaming color"

All of "New Romantics," but especially "BABY I COULD BUILD A CASTE OUT OF ALL THE BRICKS THEY THREW AT ME" and also "HEARTBREAK IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WE SING IT PROUDLY" and "The rumors are terrible and cruel but honey most of them are true."

"So I PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE ROOF" and literally all of Clean

"And I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put 'em" (LITERALLY DON'T @ ME THE ENDGAME RAP IS GUN)

"IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN I OWE HIM NOTHIN"

"We can't make any promises now can we babe? But you can make me a drink." (Cue: ‘1, 2, 3, LETS GO BITCH!’)

All of Getaway Car

"I want your midnights but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on new year's day."

ALL of Dear John

"But you held your pride like you should've held me"

All of Last Kiss; but esp “NOW I WATCH YOUR LIFE IN PICTURES LIKE I USED TO WATCH YOU SLEEP”

“It isn’t love it isn’t hate it’s just indifference.”

All of ‘The Archer’

DBATC bridge

"in my defense i have none, for never leaving well enough alone"

“When you are young they assume you know nothing”

“Cause you weren’t mine to lose”

“And then it was bought by me…who knows if I never showed up what could’ve been?”

“You never gave a warning sign/I gave so many signs”

You cannot make me choose parts of ‘my tears ricochet’

“I’m still a believer but I don’t know why, I’ve never been a natural all I do is try try try.”

Second verse of ‘this is me trying’

The ‘illicit affairs’ bridge

All of ‘peace’

“Your faithless love’s the only hoax I believe in”

The champagne problems bridge

“and then it fades into the gray of my day-old tea cause it’ll never be”

ALL of ‘tis the damn season’

“Break free and leave us in ruins! Take this dagger in me and removed it! Gained the weight of you then lose it! Believe me I could do it!”

“No I didn’t mean that, sorry I can’t see facts through all of my fury. You haven’t met the new me yet.”

“I can’t make it go away by making you a villain”

“I pulled your body into mine every goddamn night now I get fake niceties. No one yea he’s you what to do when a good man hurts you, and you know you hurt him too.”

Okay just literally all of ‘happiness’ I can’t pick a few lines anymore I TRIED

ALL of ‘ivy’

Same with ‘cowboy like me’

“And he’s passing by rare as the glimmer of a comet in the sky. And he feels like home, if the shoe fits walk in it everywhere you go.”

All of ‘right where you left me’

All of ‘it’s time to go’ but especially the 2nd verse.

#this was gonna be a short list #but then #I realized that that was never gonna happen #taylor swift #swifties

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sunsetsover · 4 years

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the fact that callum knows damn well that phil and ben will go after keanu with everything they have and that if they can’t get to him they’ll go after his family

#MOB WIFE CALLUM RISE ONCE AGAIN #ppl keep saying callum doesn't know what ben is really like or that he's in denial but he's clearly aware of exactly who ben is #and what he's like and what he'll do #like he knows!!!! he knows and he doesn't care lmao #yeah we should have had more of his pov and seen some more inner conflict after ben told him abt keanu #but at this point im doubtful we're gonna get it esp after hearing callum say that #idk i personally am not that bothered bc i LOVE morally grey callum plus as far as im concerned he's always BEEN morally grey #since long before ben came along lmao like the first thing he did on the show was shoot mick ?????#he told stuart to 'sort out' ben bc ben found out he was gay knowing damn well his brother is a headcase and a homophobe??#threatened to brain ben for the same reason???? battered the shit out of leo ?????#like HELLO callum is not the saint some ppl make him out to be lmao anyways im thriving rn im so fucking excited i rlly am #sorry i've been holding that back for a while it felt good to get it out

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introvertedelf · 3 years

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Hello! I saw you want Kaz brekker smut requests. I love what you have wrote so far!

What about soft one one where Kaz, years after CK, has a thing with reader (pining or relationship, you can decide) and finds out that something has happened to reader, like for example; she lost a friend because that friend betrayed her trust and reader is sad because of it, she feels worthless and not wanted and he wants her to feel loved again, so he offers to make soft and gentle love to her. He gets to know that reader is virgin and she's very nervous and insecure about sex and thought of being naked in front of someone but they get around it anyway after Kaz promises to make sure to take his time and to make sure that reader is comfortable and that she feels good during whole thing. He doesn't do anything without asking for reader's consent. And when he has pushed himself inside of her, he places a lot of kisses on her mouth, neck and collarbone and praises her if she starts feeling insecure (he remembers how nervous he was during his first time and uses it as a reference, you can mention if he had a relationship with Inej or leave his previous partner nameless). Bonus points if they make love in missionary position and he cums inside of her after she asks him to but he makes sure she cums first. After their lovemaking Kaz cleans her up and cuddles her til she falls asleep on him.

I'm 20 and a virgin and I never find virgin smut which wouldn't be from a porn movie esp with my comfort characters so this would mean much to me but if you don't want to do it, it's okay. Please don't take any pressure! And I'm sorry about my english. I'm not native.

I love this request with all my heart. I’m not a virgin, but my first time was terrible and didn’t go the way I wanted…It’s so therapeutic for me to write soft virgin smut. Hope this helps🤗

Warnings(s): Virgin smut, fingering, mention of blood, OOC Kaz

Word Count: Over 2.6k

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YOUR POV

She betrayed me. My best friend of three years turned on me and ratted me out. I couldn’t believe it, I couldn’t understand. Why would a friend do that? Had I done something wrong? What the hell?

I was pulled from my thoughts when I heard a knock on my door.

“Y/N?” It was Kaz, my boyfriend. The Kaz Brekker, bastard of the barrel. He’d never exactly been the lovie dovie, touchy feely type, so I quickly wiped my tears so he wouldn’t notice. I figured seeing me crying would only make him uncomfortable.

“Come in,” I called, watching the knob twist to reveal Kaz in his signature suit and crow-headed cane limping in. He frowned when he saw me, no doubt noticing how puffy my eyes were. He stopped in front of me, looking down at me with a concerned expression.

“Y/N . . . What happened?” He asked, his voice surprisingly soft and caring. I sniffled, unable to stop the tears from falling once more. They were hot and violent as they streamed down my face.

I almost flinched when I felt Kaz sit beside me on the bed, his arms pulling me into his lap. He had worked on touch a lot, to the point where he could kiss, hold hands without gloves, and touch my bare skin.

“Shhh. It’s okay,” he cooed. “Tell me what happened, please.” I buried my head into his chest, inhaling his scent of whiskey, kruge, and some luxurious cologne that I loved so much.

“(Friends name) left me . . .” I sobbed, hating the way her name sounded coming out of my mouth. I felt him tense, his blood boiling.

“Why?” His tone was light, but you’d heard it before. When Kaz Brekker’s voice was too casually light, it meant murder.

“I don’t know . . . I feel so worthless.” He took hold of my chin at that, tilting my head up to look at him. The soft pads of his thumb wiped my tears from my flushed cheeks.

“Darling, listen to me,” he whispered. “You are not worthless. You mean so, so much to me. I know I don’t say it often. I know. But let me show you how much to you mean to me?” He questioned, looking at me with what seemed like pure adoration and love.

“You already are showing me.” I sighed, resting my head against his shoulder. He shook his head, pressing a kiss to my jugular.

“Sweetheart, let me make love to you.” My eyes widened in surprise. Tensing in his arms.

“Kaz—I’ve never . . .” You stammered, trying to find the way to tell him that you were a virgin.

“You’ve never had sex before?” He asked, shocked for some reason. You shook your head ‘no’, fearing that he wouldn’t want you anymore. He probably wanted a more experienced—

“Aw, sweetheart. It’s okay. We don’t have to do anything.” He brushed my hair out of my eyes. “Only when you’re ready.”

“I’m ready!” I intercepted, so eager it made him chuckle. “Please . . . Make love to me, Kaz Brekker.” I kissed him on his soft lips, him kissing me back so sweetly it made me swoon. His mouth tasted like whiskey and jurda, his taste making me moan into his mouth.

I felt his gloved fingertips brush against the hem of my shirt, his eyes looking at my own in a silent manner as if to say ‘it this okay?’

You nodded at him, taking his gloved hands in yours and tugging on the tips. Kaz had usually forgotten to take his gloves off at night, even. They were like second skin to him

He smiled softly at me, pulling off the leather and exposing his smooth, beautiful hands to me. Long, thick fingers that made me involuntary clench down on nothing. Kaz cupped my face in his, pressing his lips to mine again.

His other hand trailed down to my chest, finding one of my breasts and giving it a squeeze, feeling my nipple harden through my shirt. He slid it off of me, my arms covering my bare breasts. He shook his head, gently taking my wrists in his hands and uncovering me.

“Beautiful . . .” He murmured, cupping my breast in his hand, palming at it and then gently squeezing the nipple between his warm fingers. My mouth formed an ‘o’ and Kaz smirked.

“Feel good, baby?” He asked rhetorically, gently pushing me down then on the bed. He looked like a god above me, removing his own shirt to expose his muscles and scars that littered his abs. I had seen him shirtless countless numbers of times, but this was . . . Different.

He then came to stand in between my legs, his fingers pulling on the waistband of my pants.

“Can I take these off, angel?” He questioned, wanting to make sure I was completely comfortable.

“Yes,” I said firmly. I wanted him to know that you wanted this just as badly as he did.

I lifted your hips for him as he slid the pants down, leaving me only in my white cotton underwear. Dammit, I cursed mentally. I should have worn something sexier had I known—

“So gorgeous, look how wet you are for me,” he trailed his finger down my bare stomach slowly, eyes on the drenched cotton covering my sex. He was cautious to always observe the expression on my face, not wanting to make me uncomfortable for one moment.

“Please . . .” I begged, pushing my hips up towards his finger as it got to the apex of my thighs.

He pressed his thumb against my swollen clit, smirking at my facial expression as he did so. “Here?”

“Yes! Please—“ Pleasure swarmed inside of me as he massaged my clit in circles, sitting on his knees and putting his face closer to my core.

He continued to do that for a while, until I was practically begging him to put his fingers inside of me.

“Want me to take these off now?” He asked, hooking his thumbs on the band of the underwear, pulling them down my legs after I nodded.

I heard him audibly growl when my bare cunt was exposed to his hungry eyes, glistening in the warm candlelight.

I felt embarrassment burn on my cheeks from being so exposed, only for him to quickly notice.

“Hey. I was nervous for my first time, too. I promise it’s perfectly normal. You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever laid eyes on.” He kissed me, rubbing my blushing cheeks reassuringly.

“So pretty . . .” He trailed his pointed finger from my entrance to my clit, going back down and inserting it inside of me carefully.

I inhaled sharply at the intrusion, causing him to stop and look at me in concern.

“Are you okay, sweetheart?” He panicked, not moving his finger a single centimeter.

“Yeah—it just felt really good.” He smirked, carefully pulling his finger out, then pushing it back in and hitting a spot inside of me that I’d felt before with my own fingers. Even then, Kaz’s fingers felt a million times better. They were long and could reach places inside me that I’d never touched.

My pussy made a squelching sound as he thrusted that finger in and out, attempting to put in another one. I felt a slight jab of pain, but it soon melded in to pleasure.

“So tight, baby. Those fingers didn’t ever stretch you much, huh?” He groaned, no doubt imagining what I’d feel like impaled on his cock. Speaking of, it had to be throbbing by now.

He used his free hand to massage my clit again, bringing me closer and closer to the edge.

“Can you take a third? I need to prep you as much as possible for you to take me more comfortably,” he admitted, pulling out of me waiting for my response. Hesitantly, I nodded moaning out loud as all three of his fingers were put inside of me.

As soon as the tip of his tongue brushed against my clit, I was done for. I came with a wail, clenching down on his fingers so hard I wondered if he could even take them out in that moment.

“Good girl. That’s it,” he cooed, riding me out until I came down from my high.

“That . . . That was amazing,” I breathed heavily, meeting his lips for a kiss before he stood up and dropped his pants.

His hard, pretty cock sprung out, smacking him on his pelvis. It looked so big—it must have been at least seven inches. And it was thick, with veins running up to the angry pink tip.

He must have noticed my worry, as he stood between my legs to bend down and kiss my temple soothingly. “Don’t worry, princess. I’ll take good care of you,” he mumbled.

“Y/N, are you sure? I won’t be mad even remotely if you don’t want to today. I can wait as long as it takes, for you.” He admitted, scared to do something I’d just regret.

“I . . . I want to, Kaz. I do. I’m just scared, won’t it hurt?”

“I’m not going to lie to you. It will hurt, but only for a moment. You might bleed a little, too. That is why we’re doing it in missionary, though. It’s easiest for virgins. After you adjust, it will be the best thing you’ve ever felt in your life,” he trailed down, fingers running up my dripping core again. His length twitched. I looked at him in the eyes, nodding fiercely. He smiled, kissing my nose cutely as he took hold of his cock.

He pumped it a few times, lubricating it by rubbing it up and down my slick folds a few times. With one last questioning look from me and my nod, he started to push in.

I gripped his shoulders so hard with my nails I worried they would bleed. The stretching pain was hot and searing, making me shy away from his thrust.

“Shhh, it’s okay. I know. It’s okay,” he whispered, kissing my collar bones and neck, finally pressing his lips against my own.

I looked down to see that only the bulbous head of him was inside of me. He waited for me to adjust patiently, whispering things like ‘you’re so beautiful’ and ‘you’re doing great, I promise it will be over soon’ in my ear.

After what seemed like hours, I finally nodded to him. He thrusted the last bit of his length into me until the soft curls of his public hair brushed against me.

“Ah!” I yelled when he was fully seated inside of me, never feeling so stuffed in my life.

“Saints—you feel so damned good, Y/N,” he groaned. “Take your time, sweetheart,” he assured me, kissing my temple sweetly and staying put inside of me.

Eventually, I looked up at my beautiful boyfriend and nodded, lifting my hips to get some friction. Even that little movement caused a wave of pleasure to disperse throughout my whole body. My eyes rolled back into my head, mouth open.

Kaz thrusted in slow, deep movements, his cock brushing against my g-spot each time. He started picking up the pace, his balls now slapping against my skin, a lewd sound of sex filling the heavy air.

“You’re doing so well, fuck you feel even better than I imagined . . .” He kissed me then, his lips searing down on mine, his tongue dominating my own quickly.

I looked down to watch him sliding in and out of me and saw a thin layer of red blood coating his cock. I gulped, him looking at my trail of sight and stopping for a moment.

“Sweetheart, it’s okay. It’s normal. Just a little blood. And I, out of all people, am not afraid of a little blood,” he winked, soothingly stroking my hand.

I reached down to rub my clit, only for him to grab my wrist and put it back down, rubbing me himself. I felt my core clench down on his length the moment his fingers began rubbing, causing him to growl deeply.

“I’m getting close,” he breathed. “I’m not cumming until you do.” Ever the gentleman he was, even when he was seven inches deep inside of me. I feverishly nodded, back arching off the bed and feeling an intensely familiar coil near snapping inside of me.

“Kaz—“ I warned, biting my lip.

“I know. I know baby, go ahead,” he praised me, rubbing and thrusting and fucking faster.

“Ah!” The coil snapped, sending a shockwave throughout my insides, milking his cock as I clenched down on him like a vice.

“Good girl—“

I knew he was close by the way his cock twitched inside of me. Before he could, I stopped him.

“Cum inside of me, please,” I begged, wanting to have all of him. He looked at me, confirming that’s what I really wanted. I nodded, eyelids still heavy from my orgasm.

Sure enough, Kaz came shortly after with a low groan, still working me through the remains of my own climax.

I felt his hot seed spray inside of me, coating my insides white. It was so pleasurable . . .

Only the sounds of heavy breathing and two thudding hearts was found in the air as Kaz laid down beside me, pulling me into his arms carefully.

His softening member was still inside of me, keeping the semen from leaking out onto the sheets.

He traced the bridge of my nose soothingly, pushing my hair out of my now-sweaty face.

“Are you alright, my love?”

“Mhmm, that was perfect, Kaz,” I replied, pressing a chaste peck to the corner of his mouth.

“Does anything hurt?”

“Just a little sore maybe . . .” I smirked, cuddling into his warm chest.

“Hmm, I wonder why,” he teased.

“I’m proud of you, you know.”

“What do you mean?” He asked, confused. I responded by taking one of his bare hands in mine, kissing his pale fingertips.

“You’ve come so far . . . It’s amazing.”

“I . . . I couldn’t have done it without you, Y/N. I can never repay you.”

“I think you just did,” I smiled, flashing him a coy grin. He shook his head, tutting.

“Once a minx, always a minx.”

“You love it,” I laughed.

“No. I love you,” he spoke honestly, looking not into my eyes but my soul.

“I love you, too. Thank you.”

We sat there for a few more moments, idly stroking each other’s bare skin before he pulled out of me. I yelped a little, the area indeed sore.

He watched with fascination as his cum mixed with my blood leaked out of me before heading to the bathroom, butt naked to get a damp cloth.

I heard his footsteps approach as he gently laid the cool fabric on my exposed sex, wiping his seed off of me. I jumped a little at the contact, only for him to stop, take my hand in his, and continue.

It felt nice after a while, and left all too soon. He threw the cloth in the hamper after wiping himself clean as well, laying down next to me.

This time, he picked me up so that I was laying stomach-down on top of him, his arms wrapped around my waist.

“Aren’t I too heavy to do this?” I asked, concerned.

“No, darling. You’re just right. You feel good so close to me like this,” he admitted, feeling safe and comforted.

I fell asleep quickly to the soft beating of his heart and deep breathing into a blissful dreamland.

#kaz brekker smut #Kaz Brekker x reader virgin #kaz brekker x y/n #kaz brekker imagine #kaz brekker x reader smut #kaz smut #kaz x y/n #kaz x you #six of crows #shadow and bone

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meltwonu · 3 years

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22. “Mine.”

57. “Say it.”

71. “Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”

notes; rich/spoiled!jeonghan, possessive!jeonghan, maid!reader, maid uniforms, dirty talk/degradation, some name calling, breeding kink/impregnation kink 😗💕 changed it a little bit cuz i know ‘n@nny’ can read a little weird esp since theyre older so i kinda switched it up!! 😅😅 Hope you dont mind lkjghkfjh still the same ~vibe~ tho, I hope lol 💕Imma go watch GoSe now~🥰💕 Thank you for requesting! Enjoy! 💕

*REPOSTED because tumb1r fl@gged the original 😩 I’ve just changed a few keywords but it’s basically the same... 😭 idk why they’d even fl@g this but 🤷🏻‍♀️ anyway now I'm imagining blonde jeonghan from his recently photoshoot 🤤

“Jeonghan…”

“Oops, I dropped my teaspoon again. Maid, would you please?” He shoots you a cocky smirk; chuckling under his breath when you immediately start to walk over to where he and Soonyoung sit and have tea by the garden.

You grit your teeth and bite down the words you want to say to the male as you lean down to pick up the dirtied spoon off of the cobbled floor for the fifth time in the last 30 minutes.

“Hey, you don’t need to keep picking up Jeonghan-hyung’s spoons… He’s just being an ass, let him do it himself.” Soonyoung whispers to you, eyebrows furrowed and words whispered low enough for only you to hear as you shake your head and keep mum. He wraps a hand around your wrist to stop you from leaving, opening his mouth to speak but Jeonghan is much quicker.

“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.” He replies swiftly; fingertips tapping the metal armrest of the garden chair he lounges in. “You wouldn’t want to play the wrong cards, would you, Soonyoung?”

Gulping, you all but tear your arm from Soonyoung’s grasp as the younger male stutters a weak reply before shaking his head ‘no’.

“I’ll bring you another spoon, Jeonghan.”

He only nods and waves you away, eyes rolling when he meets Soonyoung’s concerned eyes and pursed lips. “What? Don’t get all chummy with my maid.”

“She’s cute, she’s young and she deserves better than you, that's for sure. I don’t even get why you make her wear a maid uniform, it’s so outdated.”

Jeonghan only smirks; picking up his cooled cup of tea and bringing it up to his lips as he mutters.

“Says who?”

The kitchen in Jeonghan’s family mansion is bigger than your one bedroom apartment and it takes you at least ten minutes to remember what drawer the utensils are in, despite working at the estate for the last six months.

Admittedly, the job paid extremely well and the bonuses had even helped you enough to pay off some of your loans and even put money towards a new car.

You definitely had no reason to quit anytime soon but Jeonghan was always the one that made the scales teeter every other day.

On most days, he was quiet and only shot you a quick glance before scurrying off to his bedroom. But on days where he had friends over, he always made it a point to put on a show of how you were ‘beneath’ him by bossing you around and making you do tasks that were unnecessary; if only to prove you’d do anything he asked of you.

The two of you weren’t even too far off in age, but that didn’t stop the male either.

Especially in the bedroom.

“What’s taking you so long in here?”

You drop the spoon you were holding when Jeonghan’s voice surprises you from behind. “Fuck, s-sorry, I, um, zoned out.” Scoffing, he walks up to you, squeezing your face in his hand as he forces you to look at him.

“I can tell. You have that look in your eyes when you know I’m about to fuck you. Are your panties wet too?” He lets go of your face in favour of quickly reaching a hand up your skirt to press his fingers against your tights and, apparently soaked, panties. “Fuck, you little minx. Always getting so fuckin’ wet after a little bit of bossing around. What is it about it, huh? What gets you this fuckin’ soaked?”

You bite your bottom lip as he presses you into the counter and keeps his fingers pressed firm into the soaked material of your panties and tights. “Say it. Tell me what you like so much about me or I won’t fuck you.”

Your pussy clenches around emptiness as you swallow down your pride. You were already far too wet to walk away from this now. “G-god, I--I like it when you u-use me… It feels g-good when you fuck me like I’m your t-toy… and--and when you make e-everyone know I’m yours…” Your voice is hushed and a little shy; something Jeonghan likes to hear.

He takes this as his cue as he spins you around and immediately presses a hand to your back to make your upper half rest against the cool marble of the countertop. He smiles appreciatively at your backside before he flips your skirt up and wastes no time as he rips the thin material of your tights only where he needs it; smirking at the shredded black fabric that allows him to push your panties aside.

“Soonyoung’s still waiting in the garden and I don’t want to have to change clothes so we’ll be quick, got it?”

“J--Jeonghan! Ah, mmh, m-more! Harder, fuck m-me harder!”

“Could you be any louder? Do you want Soonyoung to walk in here and see me fucking you with your tights all shredded up and your panties pushed to the side like some impatient ‘lil slut?” He scoffs under his breath, hips snapping into you faster as you clench around his cock even harder. “But that’s what you want, isn’t it? For everyone to know you’re my cock hungry ‘lil maid that gets off to me bossing you around in front of others.”

You bite the inside of your cheek, thighs shaking as you try to meet his movements. “I, ah, y-yes…” Your bleary eyes open as you slightly turn your head to the side to look out of the tall window that faces the garden; catching your reflection in the glass as you moan.

The image of you bent over the countertop with your skirt flipped up with Jeonghan fucking you from behind is almost enough to get you to cum. But what really makes you whine and squirm harder is when Soonyoung turns his head and seems to catch what you and Jeonghan are doing in the kitchen when he looks up from his phone.

“A-ah, Jeonghan, it’s, mmh, S--Soonyoung…”

You only hear Jeonghan laugh when he starts fucking you faster; angling his thrusts perfectly until the head of his cock is tapping at your g-spot and loud, sharp cries are spilling from your lips. “O-oh, god! Right t-there! F-fuck me there!”

Soonyoung watching through the window is forgotten completely when Jeonghan reaches a hand around, fingertips pinching and rubbing at your clit as you scream his name in return.

“Mine. Your pussy is all mine. Soonyoung can watch all he wants but he knows you’re mine too - they all know now. And it’s only a matter of time before they see me fucking you like this too.” He pauses; a sultry groan on his lips when he feels you getting tighter around him. “And I’m gonna cum in your tight ‘lil cunt. Gonna get you nice ‘n full and make you walk around and obey my orders with my cum fucked deep inside your pussy. When you lean over, everyone’s gonna see your panties soaked through with my cum.”

“Y-yes! Get me p-pregnant... W--wanna be--be filled, ah, up with y-your cum like the g-good slut I am!”

Jeonghan grins at your back; pinching your clit between his fingers as you mewl. “Oh, baby, I bet you’d love that, wouldn’t you? Me fucking my cum so deep inside your tight, hot pussy and getting you pregnant. Breeding your cunt like a bitch in heat. But I’d take care of you too. You’d never have to work a day in your life as long as I get to fuck your slutty ‘lil holes whenever I want.”

Your cheeks feel hot as you raise your upper half off of the counter on shaky arms to brace yourself and thrust your hips back to fuck yourself on Jeonghan’s cock.

“H-hurry, cum in--inside of me, Jeonghan… I, ngh, can f-feel your cock throbbing so m-much… I need to be--be filled…”

The two of you are reduced to harsh breaths and clipped moans as he works to throw you both over the edge and it only takes a few more thrusts before your entire body is tensing under his as your orgasm starts to crest.

“Oh--oh, fuck, Jeonghan!”

Your knees bang against the counter and your arms give out as you cum hard; Jeonghan following suit as his thrusts become erratic.

He bites his lips as he fucks his cum deeper inside of your fluttering walls, finding it harder and harder to thrust into you when your pussy clamps down onto his cock in a vice grip. “Hmm, gotta make sure it sticks, baby. Wouldn’t wanna waste a drop, would you?” You moan in return; body warm and sated when you feel his cock throbbing inside of you.

“N-no, Jeonghan…”

Your thighs shake and your fingers are tingling when you feel Jeonghan’s thrusts slow down to a full stop and he smirks just as he pinches your overly sensitive clit one last time before he’s moving his soaking fingers away from the swollen nub. “Good.”

A shaky exhale escapes past your lips when he starts pulling out of you and he quickly pulls your panties back to catch any cum that threatens to spill out of your spent pussy.

“My shirt is a little wrinkled and I’d like to change it before I head back out to the garden, if you don’t mind.” You moan tiredly in response; already feeling his cum pooling into the material of your panties when you try to stand up straight. He takes in your appearance as you turn to face him, admiring your swollen lips and teary eyes.

Your skirt is just long enough to conceal the shredded fabric that hides underneath but the way his cum already trickles down your inner thighs has you whimpering as you rub your thighs together - hoping you had just enough time to get a change of tights and panties before you had to wait on Jeonghan in the garden again.

“A-ah, yes, J--Jeonghan I’ll, um, g-get you a new shirt from y-your closet…”

“I expect you back here in a couple minutes. And while you’re up in my bedroom, why don’t you grab the gift from my nightstand. I’d like you to put it on before you meet me down here.”

He pulls a keychain from his pants pocket; dangling it in front of your face as your eyes go wide.

A remote?

“I’d like for us to play a little longer, if you don’t mind.”

“Y-yes, Jeonghan…”

#jeonghan smut #seventeen smut #svt smut #jeonghan scenarios #jeonghan imagines #seventeen imagines #svt imagines #svt scenarios #seventeen scenarios #jeonghan fic #jeonghan #svt fic

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nextstopparis · 3 years

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So this is a random question and I'm not sure if you or any of your followers have an answer. There is a sometimes humorous thing about Merlin dressing Arthur. By humorous I mean when Arthur stomps around acting like he literally can't dress himself and makes Gaius help him. But to what extent does Merlin dress him? Merlin seems surprised when Arthur dresses himself but surely he's not helping him into his trousers and shirt every morning? I get armor obviously.

YEAH THE DYNAMIC IS REALLY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

bc you have scenes like 2.03

where merlin only hands him his sword, doesnt even help put the red thingy on (im not sure what its called im sorry skdjncsk) or help arthur take off his coat or whatever.

and scenes like 2.10

where arthur obviously dresses himself, and all merlin does is help him put on the red thingy

and even scenes in 4.06

where arthur manages to put on the whole ensemble (shirt, jacket, belt) all by himself while merlin stands there contemplating how he's such a shit assassin...

and 4.07 -

where arthur is very obviously capable of wearing his own shirt?? and again, someone (🤢agravaine🤢) helps him with the red thingy (although, in this case i feel like it's common courtesy being paid to the king or whatever)....

but then. despite those. they also give you THIS, FROM THE SAME EPISODE (4.07 deleted scene):

WHERE HE'S RUNNING AROUND THE DAMN CASTLE IN HIS NIGHT CLOTHES BECAUSE MERLINS NOT THERE

AND THIS from EARLIER THAT SAME SEASON (4.01)

"you're dressed?" "yes merlin, im not an idiot" I MEAN WHEN IT COMES TO PUTTING ON SHIRTS, I KNOW THAT BUT DO YOU???? also the way merlin asks, holding a specific shirt for him to wear makes it sound like??? he does help with arthur's shirts at least???

AS WELL AS THESE FROM 5.08:

where gaius and gwen are both fulfilling merlin's role, and both of them not only help with his armour, but as shown above, also help put on his shirts (or, in gaius' case.. tries to lol)???? when just a season ago he was capable of it himself??? and im not even counting the times that merlin evidently wasnt with arthur, but arthur was dressed on his own anyway????

SO LIKE ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE ANON I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE?? i think merlin helps him with his shirts, but they never really go into trouser territory (unless you count 4.04 but that was more Comedy so. idk?) for me to give an opinion abt that part. it always kinda just looks like they all wear the same trousers for everything but. what do i know. as far as the shirts are concerned though, the thing is that idk if it has always been that way, or if merlin just gradually began expanding his help?? like first it walk helping with jackets and armour and handing arthur stuff, and turned into helping him with his shirts? and over time arthur began relying on it so much that by the end he was almost incapable of handling it himself??? idk

in this post (the tags) i sort of talked about how arthur's incompetency, specifically in the 4.07 deleted scene (look at this post) & in 5.08, might mostly stem from the fact that he's panicking over merlin's disappearance than anything else but. he still very obviously like. EXPECTS merlin to be there to help put his shirt on (esp. because in 4.01 the interaction makes it feel like arthur dressing himself is something he's doing TO SHOW that he can do it? as if maybe merlin does dress him but just this ~one time~ he's like look. i can do it too im not dumb) so.

id say merlin began helping put on his shirts during the later seasons (maybe btwn s3&s4? i dont really remember any dressing scenes in s3 but i think it might make sense bc it was btwn those seasons that arthur sort of began leading camelot as regent/took on the responsibility of king, if in every way but name, so the stress of that caused him to start depending on merlin heavily/spurred merlin on to try and do little things to make it more manageable??) and arthur just sort of. really started relying on that? lol?

IDK IM SORRY THIS IS JUST A REALLY LONG WAY OF SAYING I DONT KNOW KJDNCKSN MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS

#NOT ME WRITING ALL THIS JUST TO SAY I DONT KNOW JDNKDNSKJ IM SO FUCKING ANNOYING #ANON IM SO SORRY #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin #ask

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liesoverthec · 3 years

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the post hasn't surfaced yet so please use this ask to talk abt the objectification of the 911 men!!

Ahh May you’re too nice but also thank you, I’m gonna 😂💛

This got. CRAZY long bc I just had a million thoughts so I’m gonna stick it under a cut.

To be honest, I think the reason they do *any* sort of objectification at all is that middle aged and older viewers are used to being able to objectify actors to a certain extent. Lord knows it happens on literally every other single piece of media, and this is a mainstream broadcast show, not an indie series or the likes, so I think they have to cater to those people as well as us, and the WAY they do it is so interesting to me bc even when they’re doing it, they use it as a way to drive home other, deeper messages.

For starters, I feel like the show OG was trying to be in the pilot and the first few episodes would have objectified the men WAY more than we see now if there hadn’t been that shift in tone - the sex addict plot could have been SO much more extended and given us a lot more opportunities to see Buck shirtless and to objectify him and his body. So I find it SO interesting that around the same time as Bobby opening up about his family and his past, we also stop w/ Buck being blatantly shirtless all the time. Narratively, it signals to me the point where the writers moved away from the the typical tv show that will treat their actors like meat, and moved more into a “female gaze” show. And then what’s really interesting to me, is that for Buck, after that, when he has sex w Taylor Kelly in s2, both times we NEVER see him undressed. The second time they don’t get very far, but he’s wearing a buttonable shirt. He absolutely could have been wearing that shirt closed, and she could have opened it, and he could have been wearing nothing underneath it, and we would have seen his chest again in a sexy scenario - but they didn’t. In fact they made the DELIBERATE choice to give him an undershirt. And of course with the first time they cut away and just left us w the understanding that sex was happening, yet again taking away an opportunity to show O.S. at least partially undressed. Which is SO different from how s1 goes about it, where we actually see Buck w his shirt open and his underwear exposed MULTIPLE times. So it’s so incredibly interesting to me that while none of the (main/regular) women’s stories are ever about sex like Buck’s is, I also think it’s REALLY interesting that the objectification of the men was, and could have been, much worse and that they didn’t have to move away from that, but they did.

But then secondly! The very last time we get into a plot that revolves around the men’s bodies specifically is in 2x01, which is SUCH an interesting plot. Surface level - it’s just about the men competing about who’s more attractive, and we get lots of muscle flexing and hot manliness to go along with it. And it is, at a surface level, incredibly shallow. But simultaneously they use it to 1. Introduce the idea that Buck wasn’t a sex addict bc he was “dealing w the stress of the job” like s1 mostly implied. It was bc he’s desperate to feel useful and wanted by someone, and at that point he really wanted that acceptance within the firehouse, rather than from other people. (Bc lbr, Abby didn’t do shit for Buck. It was Bobby, opening up and accepting the family, and specifically Buck, that gave him the connection he’d been seeking through sex.) And then 2. They also use it as an opportunity to SPECIFICALLY, IN CANON, say that it’s what you do that makes you attractive, and that makes you a hero, not how you look. Which is just!!! A crazy message!!! Especially considering they follow through on it, particularly in the areas where the women are concerned!

And in regards to 2x01, it’s soooooo fucking interesting to me that the ONLY time we really truly see Eddie shirtless, he’s actually putting clothes ON. They literally do the opposite trope of 'giving the hot male an excuse to take his shirt off'. And sure, they make it a sexy moment, but there's absolutely interesting commentary there about him actively covering himself up at the moment he is most sexualized, and it being taken as a sexy thing. Something about how you don't have to be naked to be attractive, it's about your intent in your actions, rather than your physical body. (Probably me reading too far into it, but again, they COULD have had him striping off his regular shirt, a good few seconds of him shirtless digging through a bag, and THEN the sexy slow mo pulling shirt on. At the very least, when they objectify him there, they make it MUCH shorter than they could have, which is SO DAMN INTERESTING to me).

But then finally, we still do have shirtless scenes! But the fact that it’s Chim who’s shirtless is just SO FASCINATING. Bc THE WAY THEY DO IT - they're never dunking Chim in a lake, or having something spilled on him, like other shows would do, to get his shirt clinging to him and him to whip it off in a spray of water or whatever. It's in scenes where it makes sense for him to be shirtless, and its NEVER treated like a big deal. It's just Chim, in his body, comfortably living his life. So I think the way they do it gives him more respect than other shows give their male characters, let alone their female characters 💀

And it's SO interesting to me that they use Chim (I mean, besides the fact that K.C. clearly has muscles for days and wow of course you'd use Chim). But I just think - on any other show, it would absolutely be Buck who we see casually shirtless. And that WAS almost this show, which is why we saw him shirtless at all. But failing that, it should have been Eddie. And then of course, after Eddie, it should be Bobby. I mean, plenty of other shows go for the 'sexy middle-aged white man' (cough cough LS) so Bobby would be the next logical step in the "who are we gonna make our hot man?" ladder, also - P.K. has BICEPS THAT COULD CRUSH ME so I would not blame them for making him the hot one.

But - like I said in my tags on my original post - I'm always thinking about Chim's story in 2x01 with the calendar, and feeling like he never gets to be the hero (WHICH I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW BEING THE HERO IS EQUATED THERE TO BEING THE HOT ONE, SO LIKE, CHIM BEING SHIRTLESS, SUBTLE REINFORCEMENT OF HIM BEING A HERO!) I love that for him, being the truly hot one on the team. And then you throw in his story from 2x04, and feeling like his life wasn't going anywhere and seeing him now, comfortable in his body and his life and being happy??

I wish no one had to be objectified and shirtless but I know this is broadcast tv, and honestly, the choice for it to be Chim, with his story and his background, in itself is I think a choice that makes me happy.

Of course, the show is nowhere near perfect, and I’d argue that it’s one of the areas they fall shortest in. Buck sleeping w his therapist would never have happened for a woman on this show, and it CERTAINLY wouldn’t have been brushed off again as a joke like it was in s3. And it really bothered me in 4x07 when the lady slapped Eddie’s ass, esp since he was clearly uncomfortable with it. I’d actually really enjoy seeing them write a plot for one of the men that addresses them feeling oversexualized as firefighters, and how people seem to think they have permission since the men are all public employees, bc I think the show could do it really well, and I think it’s an area that hasn’t been addressed on other shows recently (plus lbr I know I’m biased but I think OG would do it better if it has been done…)

So idk. I don’t know if I have a solid conclusion here. The show does SUCH a good job with the women, and a solidly less good job with the men - but I also see some really interesting choices at work that I really respect.

Thanks for the opportunity May, sorry if there was no coherent thread to this. 😂🤷‍♀️

#911 fox #asked and answered #evan buckley #eddie diaz #chimney han #the one area re:the men I think they do super super well in #is the fact that none of them experience or act w any sort of toxic masculinity #we’ve seen all of them cry MULTIPLE times #and they’re comfortable being vulnerable w both men and women #and none of their personalities are built are ‘hello I am a MAN’#which I really really like and enjoy

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miraculouscontent · 3 years

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Didn’t Need Burrow (August 7th-September 13th)

Anonymous asked:

Didn’t Need Burrow: Ladybug and Chat Noir will be asked to participate in judging a competition that Marinette and Adrien are both a part of. Ladybug will want to vote for herself as Marinette, but Tikki will tell her(once detransformed and while she is snacking) that she can’t because then people will know that Marinette is Ladybug. Chat Noir, meanwhile, will freely vote for Adrien with no repercussions or drawbacks, and Adrien will end up winning the competition. Marinette will admit that she was “so silly” to even think of voting for herself, especially since “Adrien needs the award more so that I do” despite being rich, white, male, and “perfect”(oh, I’m sorry, “purrfect”!), since all of Marinette’s legitimate problems of anxiety, dyspraxia, and the like get thrown out the window because the writers’ perfect sunshine boy incel stand-in has a “saaad home life!”, and Marinette needs to give him pity and put his feelings above his rather than wish for her own success. Cuz Girl Power.

tbh, given the leaks script, I’d reverse that and saying that Adrien voted for LadyNoir as Couple of the Year.

Anonymous asked:

Didn’t Need Burrow: Marinette and Adrien will reveal their identities, and Marinette actually WILL be disappointed that the boy who goofed off in fights and didn’t take no for an answer is none other than her perfect modeling celebrity crush. However, rather than this being a point towards Adrien needing to learn how to improve himself and accept Marinette’s feelings, this scene is used to make HER look bad(because of course it is) and she is blamed for expecting Adrien to be perfect(despite being encouraged and told to see him as such), and told that she should be happy that Chat was hitting on her even when she didn’t like it or it got in the way of battle plans, likely by Alya, because it was her true love under the mask all along. Eventually she “learns her lesson”(ick) and comes to accept Adrichat for who he is, warts and all. Bonus if she has a flashback to when Chat said “if you saw me without my mask you wouldn’t be able to resist me” as she realizes that he was right.

Didn’t Need Burrow? More like “Didn’t Need to Think About This”

i hate it

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: Luka will be Chat Blanc "2.0"

But Luka doesn’t have Chat-level favoritism going so Bunnyx won’t be there to defend him from consequences.

Anonymous asked:

We will have Ladybug!Alya in Marinette's akumatization episode. Obviously everyone would think that she is "better" than "old" Ladybug. (Bonus points if Ladybug!Alya don't "alienate" Chat Noir, mostly by catering to his whims)

Oh, of course! No one will miss the “old” Ladybug.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: Bob Roth is akumatized into Rip Off, a supervillain with power to copy anything he sees (including powers of heroes)

Okay but that’s genius.

(I know we already had it in “Miraculer” but I like this more.)

Anonymous asked:

DNB: Now that Luka knows their identities, he will push the Love Square in a romantic manner. Stans would be totally fine with this because it doesn't interfere with their endgame :)

Well, obviously!

I’m just waiting for them to basically say that the secret identities don’t matter and, because they like one side, also means they like the other side.

Because forget nuance, am I right?

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: In the end, (after Adrienette gets together) Narrator reveals himself (herself?) as Alya with words "that's how I helped my bestie [Marinette] get a relationship with love of her life [Adrien]" or something similar.

wait, Alya, are you filming a Ladybug biography

why did you include all the humilation

why

That explains her making herself look good though.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: Luka will finally reveal that he knows Heroes' secret identities... to Alya, who obviously decide to hide from Marinette that Luka knows her identity (Bonus Points if reason provided by Alya why she is doing this is utterly ridiculous)

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I guess Luka would have to realize that Alya knows. Bonus if he tells her Chat’s identity too so love square shipping can commence.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: "Knitting Fairy" will be name of Marinette's akumatized form.

Can you say “reused design”? I certainly can, we’re used to it.

Anonymous asked:

Didn’t Need Burrow:

Luka keeping his knowledge about the identities (esp. Ladybug’s) will somehow blow up in a way for the writers to paint him in a bad light, probably ending with Marinette not trusting him. (As well as no hint of irony that Adrien did the same thing for completely selfish reasons in Chat Blanc).

MiraculousMX: Platonic soulmates!

us: Source??

Anonymous asked:

DNB: If LS gets reversed, Adrien complains about Marinette having other friends. Not just being friends with Luka or any other guys, but friends PERIOD, showing the same jealousy/desire for his 'love interest' to be isolated as Chat Noir. These MASSIVE RED FLAGS are treated as Just More Innocent Sadrien Things, because he's sOoOoOo Sad and SoOoOoO Lonely~

Oh god, now I had an awful thought that this is where Adrien getting jealous of Luka, and Luka feels bad/”knows what’s best” so he either ditches Marinette/finds an excuse to leave or makes sure that Adrien gets his time with her.

Because it’s the love square so it’s “important” that Marinette spend time with Adrien.

Anonymous asked:

Dnb: assuming the Senti-Adrien theory is true, in the season finale, Viperion joins the fight, stops SM from using the ladybug an cat miraculi by going back in time only to use them by himself, wishing for Adrien to be a real boy (and love Marinette). Of course Luka needs to give something in exchange, worst case scenario, his life.

That got really dark.

Though tbh with how much they push Luka and Marinette around, one of them will probably have to give up something huge for Adrien (they both already sacrificed their relationship, so--).

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: If Chat Noir joins Shadow Moth then he is treated by both Gabriel and Heroes as his greatest asset, even through he is still complete joke that is defeated by rest of Heroes faster than Mr Pigeon in "Timetagger". (Bonus points if Heroes defeat him by "Backhand Offhand", Offscreen or he is defeated by "Friendly Fire" from Akuma of the Week due to his own stupidity)

tbh I could probably do more sad math with “how often Chat Noir/Cataclysm is useless,” bonus if it’s put up against characters/Ladybug stroking his ego.

Anonymous asked:

DNB: Adrien's fears concerning Ladybug are made more explicit through a nightmare/vision (possibly akuma-induced) of Ladybug calling him unreliable/saying she doesn't need him anymore because she has partners she can actually COUNT on. Naturally, this is treated as Pure Sadrien Hours rather than a fair critique. Bonus if he ditches/forces her to beg for his assistance AGAIN to soothe his poor bruised baby ego.

*“Malediktator” flashbacks, but Adrien instead of Chloe*

Anonymous asked:

Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien/Chat Noir skips out on a fight/akuma attack for some spiteful, selfish reason or another. Ladybug handles it without him, either completely through her own skill or with help from Rena/other heroes. Adrien then angsts about 'not being needed', with Marinette's 'Mistake of the Day' being that she didn't cater to his pity party due to being too busy DOING HER DAMNED JOB.

me seeing that one leaked script where they talk about how Chat/Cataclysm would make things easier: *sigh*

Anonymous asked:

Didn't Need Burrow: Plagg will encourage Adrien to act even more selfishly, skipping more battles and being even brattier. This is so his stans can blame Plagg for being 'a bad influence' on their perfect angel, even when it's clear the two of them are on the same wavelength. Oooh, he's twisting his rubber arm; how AWFUL--! Adrien would NEVER do all these Awful Things he's already done if he didn't have Plagg~! What a bad kitty~!

“rubber arm” jdfkgjndfjgfg

tbh Plagg already is super laidback and doesn’t really like transforming/complains about going into battle, so this isn’t much of a stretch.

Anonymous asked:

DNB: "Gabriel Agreste" or other episodes will reveal that Gabriel flew many, if not ALL of the same Red Flags his son displays on a regular basis. The narrative treats this as though this makes Gabriel more 'sweet, sad and sympathetic' rather than illustrating that both of them are dangerously entitled and generally awful.

This sounded really intriguing as a sort of “apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” thing until that last sentence kicked in.

That’s damn accurate to what they’d do too, ugh.

Anonymous asked:

DNB: Plagg is the one that discovers that Gabriel is Hawk/Shadowmoth, but is forcibly sworn to silence by Adrien. Bonus if Adrien somehow gives this command without learning what Plagg is trying to tell him -- i.e. he get irritated and orders Plagg to shut up in a way that bars him from EVER saying what he was attempting to say -- so that Adrien's stans can claim it was all a big misunderstanding and blame Plagg entirely for it. Or Marinette. Somehow.

Oh oh oh!

Alternatively, Adrien silences Plagg without realizing that he has that kind of power (like saying, “you can’t tell anyone!” and we see the magic hit Plagg’s mouth), so the fandom can say, “HE DOESN’T KNOOOW THAT HE DID IT.”

Anonymous asked:

dntb: Luka is gonna be villianised in some way for not telling Marinette he knows the identities of both of them

Meanwhile, Alya, slipping the bouncer her free pass.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: After one of the kwamis makes one snickering comment too many, Marinette snaps and tells them all to shut up (with obvious outcome). Narrative obviously equals it to scene between Gabriel and Noroo from "Sandboy" (Bonus Points if Narrative deems Marinette worse than Gabriel, because "Gabriel forbid Noroo from talking as joke")

oh my goooooood

Marinette: *snaps because she’s stressed out*

the fandom: SHE SO MEAN!!! ;o;

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: Adrien's reveal as Sentimonster just for additional souce of "sad points" for him

this DNB: i am inevitable

mystic-lionroar asked:

Didn't Need Burrow: The writers' Status-Quo allergy kicks in when someone very pointedly implies Chloe, Lila and/or Gabriel work for Hawk Moth with how many Akumas they tend to cause... only to get reminded point blank that "Hawk Moth is the sole one responsible for this mess, no one else". Cue two episodes later, both the characters and the writers' memories of this scene are erased. What erased it? ╰( ･ ᗜ ･ )╯Why, Marinette can be held responsible for this one, of course! (Me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻)

╰（‵□′）╯

OH MY GOOOOD

“Crocoduel” also basically already blamed Marinette for two akumatizations so at this point we’re just waiting.

Anonymous asked:

DNB: To further cement the whole 'destined to be' shlock, after the shock of the eventual reveal wears off, we get a call back to how frequently Chat Noir told Ladybug that they were meant for each other and that she 'was the only one who didn't see it'. Marinette agrees that she was silly and foolish for not recognizing it sooner, parroting Adrien's bullshit in order to further cement the notion that she's HAPPILY accepting her 'fate' to be nothing more than his personal prize.

You can’t see it but I have my head in my hands in grief.

Anonymous asked:

DNB: Adrien's gross sense of entitlement towards Ladybug will become even more explicit, with him angrily ranting about how he DESERVES to 'get the girl'. No matter how awful and nasty he gets, the narrative continues to treat him as though he's 100% right to be pissed off at her for DARING to have agency or thinking she has a say in things. As clearly, the biggest mistake Marinette has ever made is thinking she gets to have Opinions or make her own decisions. G-girl power...?

Marinette needing to be constantly told what’s best for her by other people and it’s okay because she needs to accept+follow all opinions.

end me

Anonymous asked:

DNB: The double standard between Adrien and other characters will be more noticeable. Adrien will still be put on a pedestal.

Because no one will notice Adrien if they didn’t put him on a metaphorical and physical pedastal.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: Foxy Cat and CaraBug

omg Fox Adrien.is one of the worst hero choices I’ve ever heard fjdgjfjdglfkdg

I could at least see why Marinette thought that Adrien fit the snake since the narrative gushes for him so hard.

Anonymous asked:

Didn’t Need Burrow: As a result of being written by a straight white male writing team, the show starts to use Marinette’s girliness against her. From her love of pink being mocked to the kwamis admitting(in the spirit of another DNB) that they don’t respect Marinette because she’s “too girly”, to her fashion designing being treated as a cutesy but ultimately fickle pastime(in the spirit that all teenage girls’ interests are treated), the show absolutely throws Girl Power out the window in favor of giving Marinette absolute hell for daring to present herself in a traditionally feminine way, treating her femininity as the butt of a joke that no one is laughing at. Bonus points of someone says(or even outright tells her to her face) that she’s “such a girl”, as if that’s supposed to be an insult. Alternatively, this happens to Rose instead of Marinette, as she’s just as girly if not more so than her, or it happens to both of them(regardless of whether or not it’s at the same time).

WOOOOW

I mean, honestly, yeah.

Anonymous asked:

Didn’t Need Burrow: Things other characters did that were bad will be retconned into things that Marinette did instead, or will otherwise be retconned into being her fault, no matter how improbable or contradictory. Meanwhile, bad things characters did to Marinette or good things characters did FOR Marinette will be retconned into nonexistence.

I MEAN THEY BLAMED MARINETTE FOR “SILENCER” SO--

MATTER OF TIME.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: Simultaneous Akumatization of Manon, Chris, Ella and Etta, obviously when they are babysat by Marinette, because otherwise ML Writers wouldn't be able to paint it as Marinette's fault

oh god

please no

I mean, not even just to blame Marinette for it, but I can’t even stand these kids when they’re on their own, MUCH LESS TOGETHER.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: If Adrien gets akumatized, then it would be just Chat Blanc with shoulder pads and crown

Is this a reference to my Miracle Queen post?

Because yes.

Anonymous asked:

Didn't need burrow: In Hack-San Chat Noir will pull a Sentibubler and refuse to listen to Alya with the Ladybug Miraculous as he doesn't have a brain unless he can progress the not so progressive four-sided Hellfire, which is actually still the best-case-scenario. I mean he could just not come at all, since he's only there to flirt with and seduce Ladybug with unfunny jokes.

Anonymous asked:

DNB: Adrien causes problems because of Alyabug.

ugggggh

Anonymous asked:

DNB: Alya will immediately have access to things like the creation of charms despite how long it took for Marinette to be able to do that.

Wait--

If she doesn’t, did they literally just give Alya the ladybug miraculous because they knew that Markov wouldn’t have a way of hiding the amulet on him and they didn’t feel like putting it on his model???

Anonymous asked:

Didn’t Need Burrow: Alya’s Ladybug name is “Coccinelle” aka “Ladybug” in French. Or something equally lazy such as The Red Spotted One or the Scarlett Beetle. Even if it sounds cool at first glance, it will ultimately boil down to a plain and obvious name, because apparently EVERY superhero’s name has to so blatantly relate to the animal their Miraculous is based off of. For some reason. Somehow. -_-

fhkgjfdkgdfg okay but “The Red Spotted One” made me laugh.

Anonymous asked:

Hack-San DNB’s:

• Chat Noir will be upset that Ladybug trusted her miraculous to someone else.

• There will be a comment on how Alya was a just as good, if not better Ladybug than Marinette.

• Alya’s performance as LB will be used as another instance to show Marinette made the ‘right choice’ telling her her identity.

• Using the Horse to teleport back instead giving the earrings to Alya will not be mentioned as an option.

• Scene of Adrichat being sad about ‘feeling replaced’.

Especially on that “comment that Alya is just as good, if not better,” one, it probably won’t even be used as a reassurance for Marinette like, “oh, that’s good to know that I’m not the only one who can be Ladybug,” it’ll just be praise for Alya.

Anonymous asked:

Hack-San DNB: Chat Noir gets angry with LB for not telling him she was leaving & she has to apologize for it.

(Despite making sure there was a backup Ladybug to protect Paris, unlike Chat in the NY special who left the city completely unprotected).

Convenient.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: "Dearest Family" (episode where both of Marinette's parents are akumatized) will be about Marinette learning "true value" of Chat Noir

Either that or incorporating Adrien into the family.

Anonymous asked:

Don't Need a Burrow: Psycomedian will be blatant Joker rip-off

You can just say “all akuma in the season will either be rip-offs of themselves or past akuma,” it’s okay. :P

Anonymous asked:

Another DNB for Hack-San, since we see Jagged Stone in the trailer, so if they show it..:

The “most precious possession” of Jagged’s will be Fang and not, y’know, either of his children.

I missed that trailer.

Honestly there could be some funny moments with the concept, but if Jagged is the only joke made about it then yes, I will be very bitter.

Alternatively, Jagged picks his guitar instead.

Anonymous asked:

DNB: In the Alyabug episode, Alya will either be Practically Perfect In Every Way™, or will royally screw up in a way that will somehow lead to Marinette. Either way, Cat Noir will flirt with the new Ladybug, or pull a Sentibubbler. Or both. There may or may not be a comment about how Alyabug's costume is so much better than Marinette's despite being a fashion designer.

dkfgkjdfgjf I adore how this whole thing is just, “there’s so many ways it could go wrong!”

#category: salt #Didn't Need Burrow #other: ask and answer

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