Sailor Moon: Why do you do it?
Sailor Galaxia: Power.
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*Bloo is standing on the porch of Foster's watching people walk by*
Bloo: Hey, Wilson Way, don't panic- I'm only CRUSHING YOUR HEADS! *pretends to crush passersby's' heads with his hands* CHK! CHK! Crush you! CHK! CHK!
*two men in suits walk by*
Bloo: What the hell do you guys find to talk about, anyway? 'Oooh, I like to put my money into Texaco', 'Well I like to put my money into Gulf', 'Well I put my money in my mattress', 'Well I put my money in my wallet" you're BORING me! I'M CRUSING YOUR HEAD! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! Hey! I just renamed your firm "Merrill, Lynch, and the Flatheads"! Crush you! I crush you!
*someone goes by on a bike*
Bloo: Hail to you, wretched bike courier! On streets of shame, choking on car exhaust, just trying to carve out that slice of the American dream with your two-wheeled knife! I pity you. And I CRUSH you! CHK! Nothing personal, I mean, political! CHK! CHK!
Mr. Herriman: Excuse me? What are you doing?
Bloo: ...I'm doing something.
Mr. Herriman: Like what?
Bloo: Um...something with people.
Mr. Herriman: What are you doing?
Bloo: Hold that thought. Conference call!
Bloo: *gets in front of Mr. Herriman* I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! CHK! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! CHK! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! CHK! That's what I'm doing, FLATHEAD! AH! CHK!
Mr. Herriman: *goes back into the house*
Bloo: *blows off his hand* Like putty in my hands!
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Phoebe: *indicating Miriam asleep in the Patakis' kitchen* What was that?
Helga: A human hangover.
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Trent: *singing* Like a monster truck across my heart, she did donuts while I watched...
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Bright Mac: *sitting upright in bed* I had the pear dream again.
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I once shot an Irken just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it. Oh, Red tried to describe it to me, but it just isn't the same.
Tallest Purple
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Dean (to literally everyone he meets): I was wondering if I could come in and talk to you at great lengths about....Sammy.
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Snap: *sitting at a piano, wearing a tux, and smiling*
Snap: *singing while playing the piano badly* I don't know how to play the piano, I never took the time to learn, songwriting's not my forte, and rhyming's harder than it sounds...say!
Blocky: *wearing a sparkly red dress* *jumps onto the piano, slides off, and runs back to jump on it again*
Blocky: *singing badly* I can't believe they're letting me SING HERE, in me no musical talent CAN be FOUND, I look pretty awful in this gown, dear, and my legs aren't structurally soooooound!
*they both turn to the audience and smile*
Snap: Requests?
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Woody: So it was a good movie. It wasn't a great movie, but how often do you see a great movie?
Buzz: Oh, I saw a great movie last night. Yeah, it was on the late show. It was… um…uh…uh…oh, what was it called? It's a classic. It's…um…uh…oh, I hate this! I hate it when this happens!
Woody: Well, what was it about?
Buzz: Uh, it's about this newspaper tycoon and he's dead and everybody's telling stories about him and...
Woody: It's Citizen Kane.
Buzz: No, that's not it. No, no, no, no. But it's something like that. It's uh...it's um...
Woody: Okay, who was in it?
Buzz: Orson Welles is in it. And it's called...
Woody: Then this is Citizen Kane. It's Citizen Kane.
Buzz: No, that isn't it. That isn't it, but you're not far from it. It's uh...
Woody: Well, who else was in it?
Buzz: Uh...I don't know.
Woody: Was Joseph Cotten in it?
Buzz: What else has he been in?
Woody: The Third Man, The Magnificent Ambersons...
Buzz: Oh, The Magnificent Ambersons! Yes! Yes, yes, he was in it! Oh, that's one of my favorite Orson Welles movies!
Woody: Well, this is definitely Citizen Kane then. You're talking about Citizen Kane.
Buzz: No...no, no. But it's...it's something like that.
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Mary: Why do you do it?
Willard: Power.
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SpongeBob: Why do you do it?
Plankton: Power.
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Have you ever gazed upon elegance personified? Well, look again.
Esmeraude
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Mac: So it was a good movie. It wasn't a great movie, but how often do you see a great movie?
Bloo: Oh, I saw a great movie last night. Yeah, it was on the late show. It was… um…uh…uh…oh, what was it called? It's a classic. It's…um…uh…oh, I hate this! I hate it when this happens!
Mac: Well, what was it about?
Bloo: Uh, it's about this newspaper tycoon and he's dead and everybody's telling stories about him and...
Mac: It's Citizen Kane.
Bloo: No, that's not it. No, no, no, no. But it's something like that. It's uh...it's um...
Mac: Okay, who was in it?
Bloo: Orson Welles is in it. And it's called…
Mac: Then this is Citizen Kane. It's Citizen Kane.
Bloo: No, that isn't it. That isn't it, but you're not far from it. It's uh...
Mac: Well, who else was in it?
Bloo: Uh...I don't know.
Mac: Was Joseph Cotten in it?
Bloo: What else has he been in?
Mac: The Third Man, The Magnificent Ambersons...
Bloo: Oh, The Magnificent Ambersons! Yes! Yes, yes, he was in it! Oh, that's one of my favorite Orson Welles movies!
Mac: Well, this is definitely Citizen Kane then. You're talking about Citizen Kane.
Bloo: No...no, no. But it's...it's something like that.
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Bugs: So it was a good movie. It wasn't a great movie, but how often do you see a great movie?
Daffy: Oh, I saw a great movie last night. Yeah, it was on the late show. It was… um...uh...uh...oh, what was it called? It's a classic. It's...um...uh...oh, I hate this! I hate it when this happens!
Bugs: Well, what was it about?
Daffy: Uh, it's about this newspaper tycoon and he's dead and everybody's telling stories about him and...
Bugs: It's Citizen Kane.
Daffy: No, that's not it. No, no, no, no. But it's something like that. It's uh...it's um...
Bugs: Okay, who was in it?
Daffy: Orson Welles is in it. And it's called...
Bugs: Then this is Citizen Kane. It's Citizen Kane.
Daffy: No, that isn't it. That isn't it, but you're not far from it. It's uh...
Bugs: Well, who else was in it?
Daffy: Uh...I don't know.
Bugs: Was Joseph Cotten in it?
Daffy: What else has he been in?
Bugs: The Third Man, The Magnificent Ambersons...
Daffy: Oh, The Magnificent Ambersons! Yes! Yes, yes, he was in it! Oh, that's one of my favorite Orson Welles movies!
Bugs: Well, this is definitely Citizen Kane then. You're talking about Citizen Kane.
Daffy: No...no, no. But it's...it's something like that.
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Well, it’s been great running into you…go away now.
Daria
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Ponies make fun of me because I lisp. Really! Such a fuss over a few extra S's!
Twist
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