#stop this is the funniest fucking thing

[invaliowat]

I don’t often acknowledge the fact that Nick Bradshaw canonically died in Top Gun, BUT, if I were to do such a thing it would be like when I was thinking the other night (I know- dangerous) and I was like rip to Nick Bradshaw you woulda LOVED the 2008 classic movie Step Brothers.

#nick goose bradshaw #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #how the fuck do I tag this #no #seriously #that’s a real question #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #idk my head is so empty #but full of shit like this #I posted this in an absolute fit of ‘fuck it we ball’ energy #guys #he WOULD have loved Step Brothers #you know #the 2008 classic I watch every three and a half months #because it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen #you KNOW he and Maverick would reenact the bunk bed scene #and Ice would just come home and be like #??????? #please can it just be normal #and slider would be like thoughts and prayers bro #they can be gay in this if you want btw (they TOTALLY) are #but this was more just my stupid thoughts about how like #if Goose hadn’t died you know he would also watch that movie like every three months #and Bradley would be like please stop referencing it #it’s NOT funny #and he’d ref anyway

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

Lowkey i ate with rhis actually no i didn't i ate wirh rhat ENDER EYE Why is it so rendered Hello

IGNORW RHEIR UGLY UGLY DESIGNS This was before they switched to their iconic Skins past e didn't know......

#loosely based off of this old thing it's under the Cut #origins smp #beeduo #beeduo fanart #idk what other tags to put i cant put C because this isn't C this is O..... but like do people even check those tags idk #actually no im scared i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals i dont want to interfere with their character ecosystem i was #only there for the first one😅 #i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY #DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM #IR EAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE thats all i remmeber ANF ALSO RNE can i call you senpaaiiii bit thay shit h #ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its #been wayyyyyyy too long #BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise #bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹ #had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop #yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭 #ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really #wanted to share ok i love you bge #WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED #RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like #water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT #ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I #VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB #OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be #Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON #SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub #lic had to say.... ok Now bye

[texeoghea]

i found my sketchbook guys. returning to my roots

#my art #doodles #pokemon #darkrai #pmd sky #nightshade the darkrai #nightshade undergoes the funniest series of character arcs in the world to me #sorry that i made my darkrai oc be every featured darkrai in the series. hes having a normal one #the thing abt nightshade is that shit just keeps fucking happening to him and he just has to go with it #stopped dialga and palkia from destroying his home town. left town and went and got kidnapped by evil people and got saved by a ranger. #made friends with a different ranger and became their partner and formed strong friendships with two other mythicals #experienced the horrors so strongly he was like fuck everything im going to be evil now and tried to destroy the whole world #got turned into a human and then into a fucking completely different pokemon and then went back in time to stop himself from being evil #adopts a child (manaphy) #like he is just GOING THROUGH IT #nightshade battered and traumatized and with half his trauma forgotten pointing at his shaymin partner like youre the only motherfucker #in this timeline who can handle me #cadet voice Nightshade? thats just kind of a weird name for an eevee haha #Nightshade having forgotten two lifetimes and was the only human in the bad end future: well you see its a normal name for humans like me #i think comet and jazz find him bc theyre also immortal mythicals and theyre psychic types so they clock him instantly #and theyre like ON GOD. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU MAN

[boxwinebaddie]

okay, so, idk if anyone else does, but i enjoy my weird little dialogue segments and i wanted to share a pretty important one with you that takes place during part three of the ravesey hate. it was honestly much more groundbreaking information when we were still trying to put a finger ( except, Absolutely Not; no one put a finger on #baeven unless he asks you to put it there, no one touch my son :'c ) on what ravenstan's real personality is and why he's not acting super cool ( bc he is naught, lol ) so now it's a little Less shocking but...still relevant.

so it starts out really cute, but it's kind of a Heavy dialogue exchange because for context, they're at a diner, they're chatting, ravenstan is kind of stressed out/nervous and a little drunk bc he had some box wine, brought the 'Emergency Escape Hatch' flask and dumped it into his soda fml, so he is sharing a liiittle too much information w/ kyle. but idk, kyle is his super best friend, even though it's a secret, he feels comfortable around him, so it all kind of just comes out bc he's been keepin it buried inside him for so long…tldr, sa tw. :(

but again, it's mostly just dialogue? i wrote in some stage directions for zest, but if i had finished any of the dialogue w/ actions i would have posted my chapters...which i didn't...bc i couldn't, lol. so have this! its spelled wrong in many places and all the weird waxing poetic descriptions don't make sense...lol, i'm sweating. but once again, as always, darlings, pls enjoy the worst part of your day...Literally. </3

ps. hold on, for additional context, ravenstan tried to slyly ask kyle about his past boyfriends to which Whore Slut Floozy Jerseykyle was immediately like 'I Don't Do Boyfriends' skhdlkshdsk but went on to mention that there was one guy in his english class freshman year that Was Naught His BF who kyle saw more than other boys.

anyways! roll clip! xx <3

#i'm sorry this is not that quality u know how i rock and roll #this makes me want to scream every time i think about it #ravenstan baby i love you so much #he endured sm #and like it just made him kind #all that evil and he never stopped being good #i love u bb #okay anyways not them both being jealous very unserious #ravenstan saying I'm The Virgin Sacrifice #WAS SOOOOOO OUT OF POCKET BITCH #kyle was screaming #not wh0resey repenting he was Embarrassed like #his room is a revolving door he throws guys out the window #and raven of crimson dawn is watering his plants #hell is place jersey kyle go to temple holy fuck #the funniest part of that was kyle awkwardly gesturing to stan and was basically WHAT DO U MEAN UR LITERALLY SO HOT #i was cryin he was deeply amused like uh huh anything else ;) #but uhhhhhghghhfhdhdhdhdhd stan :( stan i love you i love you i love you his whole life was just fucked up #i will just say that its not just stuff from the la flashbacks randy marsh...that man needs to die for what he did to shelley shar & stan #like truly evil and insidious things that do unfortunately tie into this like i want to die...kyle being like so hardlined and being gentle #the way he was like why am i unreasonably angry why do i want to hold him what the fuck is happening to me #after that btw stan freaked out bc he wa slike oh fuck oh fuck i shouldnt have said anything SHITSHITSHIT & knocks the water over #it gets everywhere & hes like apologizing to kyle bc it got all over his sweater and kyle just v calmly gets napkins #and is like...shh raven its okay Its Only Water <3 grabs stans hand & squeezes it like he used to when stan had panic attacks :'( #ugh my sons who i luv they are so qt also after that ky had to run to the bathroom bc he panicked & called marj i like a boy #wtf do i do im gonna throw up i hate this everything he does is cute to me am i havin a stroke kill me i want 2 die #also sorry abt the note screenshots i get stressed when the words dont fit perf on the lines and the tumblr font annoys me

[stoneware]

annoys me soooo much to see some of my fellow theyfabs¹ + transmascs dig their heads in the sand and act like they can't perpetrate transmisogyny and that friendship, solidarity and community w transfems is unachievable. when every single relationship (be it romantic, platonic and/or sexual) with a trans woman ive ever had has been so deeply fulfilling and when those relationships have taught me so much about my own dynamic w my gender and womanhood². get real!

#tin can string #¹this is a term i use in jest its the funniest fucking thing to me #²this obviously doesnt stop me from being incapable of perpetrating transmisogyny i just know that if i did i would have multiple #beautiful women take me out back and shoot me #ok thats it i saw a post that made me mad 👍

[moe-broey]

Lif voice KILL YOURSELF NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#fire emblem #feh #SORRY I DO TRY to avoid making suicide jokes but. lif's interactions w dimitri are just the funniest fucking thing to me #LIF PLEASE. he's not even medicated STOP BULLYING THE MENTALLY ILL MAN #both alfonse and lif will see someone minding their own business working through whatever issue they might have #and both are like. well i took that personally. #i am going to resolve this (in the worst way possible). i'm helping. #fe lif #fe dimitri #suicide mention #<- jokey but wanna cover my basis 👍

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#just an observation bc im avoiding working on stuff but i draw a lot and post basically everything i draw thst gets finished #and its v funny to me how u can tell how out of focus i was based on the quality of the drawing #or like when i post something and its like ok some of that was good but u def gave up halfway thru one of those lol #inconsistency i funny like that. its also funny to me that now a days i get comments like COLORS!!! #which is funny bc i notoriously haaaaaate coloring. like i will sit around whining and complaining when im home with my parents bc i dont #wanna color. its just so easy to fuck things up when u draw traditionally and it takes a million years so its a big ask lol #but i guess i dont hate is so much right now bc i kinda just slap whatever colors i want together like fuck it we ball #and thats kinda fun. reckless i suppose #its agony when u wanna try to do shadows and lights tho. like finding references ugh #or wanting to draw big ideas but then its like oh god its gonna take so long and if i dont do it all in one sitting i might die #im a lil better abt thst now bc it would b impossible but in my head i still hate it #ugh. all i wanna do is draw. theres another universe where i went to art school. or just like took art classes. and i wanna say id b happier #but thats def a lie XD i like learning too much and i dont have the attention span to hardcore learn genetics outside an academic #environment. and i got way too excited abt exploring the genetic traits of my cyano species #like i can make genetics trees for traits and look for. fuck. i forgot the word. how tf did i forget the word. oh god. horizontal gene #transfer. jesus christ its like theres a hole in my brain. well. i guess i did get only like 4hrs sleep. ugh im rambling. #i need to finish getting ready for Monday so i dont have to tomorrow and ill have time to draw. prob wont stop me feeling nauseous abt #teaching tho. OH FUCK. i just remembered i have a new office space now to decorate. fuck i need to hang up pictures and stuff #what would b the funniest way to put narut0 on my deskspace? idk ill have to think abt it. oh god im not ready #my head is like a handbell. one of the big ones when u ring it and it hits soft and u can feel the vibrations. someones wrung my head lol #unrelated

[talentforlying]

"so sodding help him, they are getting out of here, if he has to drag the prickly goth bastard down the hall face-first like a star-spangled roll of fucking carpet."

can we talk about this. i'm still laughing KJNSDFUHSDFKJ STAR SPANGLED ROLL OF CARPET

HDSJKDS NO ONE IS SAFE FROM BECOMING FURNISHING john singing "roll the old chariot along" while shoving dream down a hallway is something that can be so personal.

edit: i swear to god y'all are the only reason i open my photo-editing software these days

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #nightmarecountry #formshaper #STOP THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE #( dream of the endless. ) MISTER SANDMAN. #( personal. ) GHOST IN THE CHAINSMOKING MACHINE. #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

[radioactive-earthshine]

The relentless calls from people asking to "sell my house or ANY property I own" is going to be my villain origin story. I got two weeks of relative peace and quiet and now they are back to calling me 6+ times a DAY to sell my house.

#what the fuck would they do if i said YES? #OMG as i was writing this they called me AGAIN #they always call from a number that has the same area code as me followed by 818 but the rest is randomized #this is ridiculous #talked to them multiple times and they all appear to be in the same location #talked to the SAME person multiple times #told them to stop and they just hang up #like they want my house sooooo bad what would they do if i said yes???? #the funniest thing is #this is not even MY house #i can't even sell it to them if i wanted to

[mppmaraudergirl]

petition to change jily to "boring ass het ship"

#lmao cmon guys #also jegulus as walmart snily will never not be the funniest fucking thing #seriously though block tags #block assholes who misuse tags #block assholes who post misogynistic shit #find blogs and writers for the pairings you like #its not hard kids we can do it #and most of all probably stop complaining to random ass blogs who dgaf and engaging with parts of fandom u dont like!

[wren-kitchens]

im literally so glad depression did not take my sense of humour away because if it did I would literally just be angel from buffy and I cannot think of a fate worse than that

#i’m sorry I fucking hate him HES JUST SO BORING #ALL HE DOES IS BROOD #IT’S SO DULL #I couldn’t care less about who you ship buffy with but I could literally never get into her x angel because he’s just so DRY #LIKE YEAH WE GET IT YOU HAVE A SOUL AND YOU’RE SAD GET OVER YOURSELF #he literally. does not fucking stop being Sad all the time #it’s all he does #he’s only fun when he’s evil #and those like three episodes in the first season when he was mysterious in a fun way rather than the always fucking sad way #yeah he’s hot but that could not matter less HES SO BORING #spike is one of my favourite characters #better than angel by far because he’s ENTERTAINING #HE HAS LAYERS #he and joyce watching passions is the funniest shit idec #also that onion flower thing he kept talking about #there was never a dull moment with spike because he was FUNNY #‘out for a walk. bitch’ #buffy is the perfect example of someone who can brood and Not be boring about it because SHE HAS DEPTH #she’s funny AND SHE HAD TO CLAW HER WAY OUT OF HER COFFIN AFTWR SHE WAS DRAGGED OUT OF HEAVEN #SHE GETS TO BROOD #also FAITH oh my god I fucking love faith #s7 faith <33333 #y’know I take back what I said about not caring who you ship buffy with her and faith makes way more sense than her and spike or angel #this turned into a rant about btvs but idec #I was complaining about depression earlier and made this joke to myself and I thought it was hilarious #i’m saying it to my mum tomorrow anyway idc she’d love it #wren wrambles #q

[the-holy-ghosted]

😭 me and my mutuals are big on spam reblogging so it registers as normal to me (it shows enjoyment!! and passion!!!) and it’s always so funny when other people get miffed about it.. like ohhh… where is their whimsy… anyways i’m glad you enjoyed that post, i did too 😌🫶

I enjoy a good spam reblog!!! I tag them accordingly and I try not to do it too often but sometimes a post really gets you in the sillies

#the heron heareth #im not mad at the previous anon i think thats the funniest thing they could have said to get me to fucking stop #its all laughs heerr tonight

[gwinverarrouz]

Tried my hand at environmental storytelling! Demon summoning gone Horribly Wrong (or horribly Right, depending on how you see things...)

Happy Halloween! :>

(also: silly bonus)

#like!! they sure did summon a demon here! no doubt about it!! good job!!! #anyway #Happy Halloween #:D #mydrawings #untitled goose game #look i did a background! #and it's not just a photo study too! #are you proud of me #i'm proud of me #this took so long i stopped counting after 6 hours or so #admittedly i lost a bunch of time because i merged the wrong layers and had to repaint over the whole courtyard #ah well #the struggles of digital paint #the funniest thing is when i draw characters i have Way Too Many layers and when i paint environments i have Not Enough layers apparently #fuck the goose makes the whole picture ten times better i'm so mad XDXD

[elbiotipo]

just saw some fallout fanart saying the character's "not old enough to drink" and she's 20

I like your funny words yanqui man

#I'm currently drunk with a Andes Edición Vendimia #cosas mias #the funniest thing is that it's fucking fallout... who's gonna stop you from drinking? the brotherhood of steel?

[untimelyambition]

OHOHOHOHOHO I FUCKING LOVE GENERATION LOSS

#SO COOL I AM LOSING MY MIND #i actually feel physically sick from excitement #the fucking moment when ranboo turns and looks directly into the fucking camera at the end #the walking out into an ENTIRE MALL #and thinking back to everything that just happened in the past two hours #the absolute jump in tone from last episode #all the theories about slime being blood and its implications #the fucking lasers surrounding the diamond and the anvils i can’t stop thinking about that scene #like where they throw vinny across the room. funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life im not joking #like you look at that and compare it to the electrocution at the start and to sneeg getting reset when the hat breaks him free #I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO SAY #one of the coolest things i’ve ever gotten to watch in my whole life #and the fact that it’s live as well like #i cant do it im turning this into my new personality for the foreseeable future #time to now get 4 hours of sleep before i have to go to work #generation loss #genloss #generation loss spoilers #genloss spoilers #ranboo #tilda rambling

[hella1975]

rereading taob and the authors notes are SENDING me. I was sat there cackling like a maniac. the highlights include:

how are you the funniest person I know

this is actually so fucking embarrassing

#LOCKDOWN WAS ROUGH OKAY #this is like all of my cringe fail moments just being shown in my inbox #the best thing i ever did was delete the weatherspoons storytime #god i have got to STOP using the author's notes as a place to just vomit all of the current thoughts on my brain #it was okay when there was 5 of you but now there's literally thousands and i need to stop #also EW reading the word dabbing in the year of our lord 2022 is the worst thing ive ever had to do #if im the funniest person you know then im literally so fucking sorry #i need to be better #ask #taob asks