#stupid ass shenanigans with the wife

[red-in-every-sense-of-the-word]

hrey girl (kisses you on the nmouth

Literally us rn

#milady answers #teethflavoured #stupid ass shenanigans with the wife

[sukioyakio]

Saw some gojo drawings of him being a cowboy.Just wanted to share my thoughts on it. (Femreader)

might not be well edited 😭✌️

Cowboy!gojo,Who lives his whole life in his little sort of town, where it had enough food and water but enough for people to be able to use electricity. And its where he works as a cowboy in one big ranch. He just as well know about everyone in the little town, and they know him I mean who wouldn’t.The handsome white headed cowboy, the cutie that the girls would die for to be his wife, and the gorgeous blue eyes cowboy.

Cowboy!gojo,Who immediately knew when he saw you that he didn’t ever see you before. But you had this glow around you that brought him wondering. Probably that city girl glow he said to his mind, he cant say that he never went to other places or travel the world in which he did he pretty much enjoy it to top to bottom. But he prefer his little town he knows from the bottom of his heart.

He just had to come to you and he wanted to have his first appearance with you to be good. But it just happens that a car drove by a mud puddle.

“Helloooo there I hadn’t se- A red car drove by hitting the mud puddle and perfectly aimed on Gojo’s body and hair. You had no idea what just happened but you couldn’t help but laugh at his blanked expression. You hadn’t even heard what he had said before but you waved him off. Before saying. ”You might need a shower of a hour or two, see you later sir” You added with a sly smirk walking off with a sarcastic tone. He saw everything he needed to know that you just obtain his cowboy ass heart. He who is smiling like a dork after seeing a crush. Walking around with mud on his body like it’s nothing.

I just know that cowboy!gojo, who would have his signature smirk on every time he’s playing with the other cowboys. But he puts that smirk more widely when your around.(I don’t know if cowboys do races)

Cowboy!gojo, Who purposely trying to do anything to grab your attention. Sitting on his horse while they walk or jogging balls while the horse sprints. Wanting nothing more than to see you smile at his stupid shenanigans. It just bursts his ego with such warmth that he would have such a dorky grin on his face that his best friend playfully nudged his shoulder and ask him why he’s smiling like that.

“Gojo what the hell are you doing right now”Shoko stated as she sees him sitting on his black horse four beer bottles in air as he juggled them up and down. Gojo who didn’t hear shoko at all. Shoko couldn’t see who he was doing that for from the view she had and so she walked towards him. ’What is that idiot doing with my beer.’ She says but she stop when she see you rolling your eyes playfully and huffing a bit of laughter at his tactics. Shoko looks at you and knew immediately that she never saw you before and she looks at Gojo and sees that Manchild smiling like a highschool boy after their crush saying hi to them.And she knew that he was absolutely in love with you. “What you didn’t think I can juggle,huh” He says with a large smile on his lips. And beautiful blues eyes that were aimed towards your attention. “Definitely not on your horse I didn’t,your pretty talented guy that I can tell”You replied to him with a cheeky smile,looking at him with your arm crossed.The sarcasm in your voice wasn’t that hard to not notice.

Cowboy!Gojo,Who loves Fucking with you,He just like seeing if he can get to see how many adorable expressions can be on your face. Especially if he finds you reading a book on the grass field right next to the ranch house,in the quiet silence.In which he would purposely scare you with his loud voice. (edited)

It was pretty uneventful at the ranch.Which meant that he had more time to relax or catch up with you,his pretty princess.Ever since the last time he visit you which was like yesterday he had called you that nickname ‘pretty princess or princess’. and then you heard you mutter 'what a annoying knight’. And so he decided to call that every time he see you.He’s walking by the forest part of the park where it just outstanding beautiful, with the view of the green trees and perfectly shaved grass.He instantly see you and notices that didn’t see him or even hear him. Which hurt his little cowboy heart.But then a thought come up. I wonder what she does when she alone. He walks towards you with such ease that you didn’t even notice that.And Then BANG A gun shot blow up right next to you, making you jump up like a cat in fear.You quickly turn to your side to only get jump on by a white headed and all dessed cowboy. “Oh my fucking god!!What the hell was that For!” You yelled at him as your chest going up and down due to shear panic attack you almost got. while You could hear his laughter through the whole time.He just smiled and ruffles your hair.You groan quietly. ”Your alright,I’m right here princess.But woah are y’all city girls like this,pretty looking and addictive scary cats but don’t worry your knight in shining armor is here” You were so ready to punch him for doing that,but didn’t fell like doing that and so instead you just grumble and rolled your eyes,and huff out breath. “Oh yeah,I forgot to learn that I now have a knight in shining armor,that works at a ranch how lovely are you- -Satoru Gojo” god how he love the way his name rolls of your tongue.It like hearing the beautiful morning breeze.He lips can’t help but smile and laugh softly after seeing your cute frown on face.And then he already forgot what he wanted to came here to do.

Cowboy!gojo, who tried so hard to focus into something else but can’t seem to find anything,because you got him acting like a coward when he supposed to be a confident cowboy.After he saw you in some chaps (here links of the outfit- here ). You got him walking around with a half hard on.

Cowboy!gojo, who hear you laugh at him after his lovely horse kick him off her back while training,and even laugh more at the fact that he tried to act like that didn’t happen.He would just rolls his eyes and pull out his tongue.Like a man child his is.But cant help to put his hat on your face to cover his fluster face,chuckling really loudly.

THAT ALL I HAVE THERE AND I HOPE LIKE IT

also here I FINALLY FOUND WELL SORT THE ART of cowboy Gojo, But it not the one I saw.

The artist link Here go check them out

#gojo satoru x reader #random thoughts #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo x reader smut #gojo satoru #jujutsu gojo #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jjk fanfic #jjk satoru #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen

[cats-closet]

Hazbin Hotel Lucifer Morningstar and Lilith AND READER!!!!

I am obsessed with Lucifer after the most recent episodes he is my shmookums stupid ass short king

On socials I've found this to be a popular sentiment and those of us that want to give Charlie a sibling seem to have reservations with him having a wife that he's deeply in love with :/

BUT I RAISE YOU!!!

A POLY relationship with BOTH OF THEM!!!

Lilith is so cool and hot I have YET to find any content for this but I love both of then even though Lilith hasn't gotten much time in the show but her design is beautiful she is so gorgeous and I WANT BOTH OF THEM!!!!!

I want to be doted on by Lilith after a long day and for Lucifer to lighten the mood with his shenanigans!!!!

I know it might be hard to make canon but it could be like sooo cute I swear

It cooould be a pre-established love/pinning/crushing before Lucifer falls for Lilith and then he introduces her to you and she also likes you and then like, they both love you and if youre reading this far you also love them :)))

So when Lucifer is cast out of heaven either you're taken with or you choose to go with them and then you guys live happily ever after

You might also meet them later maybe they've already had Charlie and are doing their shit when Lilith discovers you first, her situation is still very mysterious but I loooove the trope of weaker person A (you) finding an injured, stronger person B (Lilith) (maybe hurt by an angel or smn idk idk) :3

My personal characterization of her is that she's very reserved, mature, and closed off so a weak little sinner finding this random possibly dangerous demon and risking their own safety to help them would warm her heart :'0

It seems like right now in the canon Lilith and Lucifer are physically separated right now (still married obvi) so maybe when she finally visits him in his silly little shop she bring you along and youre just like the cutest most pathetic little thing :''O

I don't know if I'm alone in this love for them or if it's silly but like I think it would be delightful >:)

#pls tell me someone else has thought the same thing #its a hard ship to search LMAO #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #lilith #lilith morningstar #charlie morningstar #lucifer x reader #lucifer x lilith #lilith x reader

[cadmusfly]

Presenting the Banana Boys the Aides-de-Camp of Marshal Jean-de-Dieu Soult, the excitable drunk collective blob military family of the grumpy asshole!

I’ve been enjoying reading about their shenanigans in @josefavomjaaga’s posts and wanted to draw them, especially as I’ve started having them appear in some writing snippets and RPs

From left to right we have

Alfred de Saint-Chamans, who once wondered why Napoleon was so interested in Soult’s ass and who thinks he deserves a medal too!

Auguste Petiet, who despite Soult being mean to him and not giving him a promotion because of a disagreement with Petiet's dad, is really proud of military daddy Soult

Alfred de Lameth, the jester who can't stop joking even when it offends Murat's wife and who got murked in Spain and made his fellow soldiers so sad they burned and slaughtered a village in revenge

Brun de Villeret, the sensible guy who got into a car crash because of Soult's distracted driving and who spent months trying to convince Napoleon that the rumours about Soult trying to make himself king in Portugal are mean rumours

I found references for all of them except Lameth, who died young and also his uncle is too famous so the image search is full of him and his stupid wig, so I pretty much just made up Lameth's appearance based on vibes.

There's more ADCs like Pierre Soult, the baby brother of Soult, Franceschi the Art Guy, Coco Lefebvre Who Physically Can't Stop Partying and others, but these four are probably the Main Characters in the writing I've done!

And also yeah Soult did decide that his assistants should be dressed in bright yellow shirts and sky blue pants.

#cadmus rambles #cadmus draws #jean de dieu soult #napoleonic wars #napoleonic era #alfred de saint-chamans #auguste petiet #alfred de lameth #brun de villeret #cad rambles about dead frenchmen on main

[theerurishipper]

The biggest truth that solves all plot holes in Miraculous: they’re bad writers.

No excuse of this being a kids show works because if you want to be not held accountable for holes then fine act like SpongeBob

but you can’t have everything

Yeah. I didn't give a damn about the "plot holes" in Seasons 1-2, or even Season 3 to some extent, because those were mostly monster of the week type of episodes. Sure, there were some semblances of plot and world-building, but it was still mostly episodic and the show still mostly focused on being goofy and entertaining, so I turned of my brain and enjoyed it greatly.

But then Season 4 came along and tried to change the tone of the series entirely, from being a monster of the week to having an actual plot and overarching story, and proved that the writers for the show don't really know how to do that? And then they started digging their holes deeper and deeper and made so many baffling decisions in the writing that the show just turned into a huge mess, full of unresolved plot points, underdeveloped characters, convoluted storytelling, and many unfortunate implications.

And it's like you said. If the show wants me to take it seriously, I will. I'm going to look at a show for what it is. When the show was presenting itself as a goofy episodic show to entertain kids, I judged it as such and I enjoyed it, because Miraculous is good at that. I loved Seasons 1 and 2. Season 3 less so, because it started The Plot™, and it wasn't good at that, but I still enjoyed a lot of it. But Seasons 4 and 5 came along and demanded I take them seriously, so I did. And they weren't good, because the writers aren't good at that kind of storytelling. They're good at goofy shenanigans, but not at complex plots and characters.

And "it's a kids show" is not an excuse. Kids shows can explore complex subjects and can have great plots and characters (ATLA). But it still has to be, you know, good. Kids aren't stupid. I know that kid me would have also hated the Season 5 finale, because Adrien is my favorite, and he wasn't there, and they made Marinette lose.

But at the same time, this is still a show for kids. Miraculous is a kids show, and therefore, it has the responsibility to not promote harmful messages. What would an abused child who is in a situation similar to Adrien's think when they see him call Gabriel a hero in the finale and say that he doesn't know if he'll ever be like him? Children aren't stupid and incapable of understanding anything, and they do deserve good quality of writing, but they also aren't capable of complex media analysis. And when you see people making these long-ass posts talking about how the finale is actually not what it seems like, actually, you have to consider the target audience. A kid isn't going to be picking up on the deep and nuanced hidden meanings in Gabriel final moments that prove he hasn't changed. They are going to see Gabriel hugging his wife, smiling and surrounded by pretty and warm lights while beautiful music plays. If we have to write all these long theories justifying the ending and trying to suggest that what was obviously portrayed on the screen isn't what the show is really trying to say, is a kid really going to get it?

Which is why you see so many people saying shit like "aw Gabriel was really a good man," or "he was never the villain." These people are probably like, 12–13 year olds, and they are watching a show meant for kids. And as a kid, I'm not going to like that Adrien wasn't in the finale, sure, but does that mean I'll understand that Gabriel is supposed to still be a bad guy when the show tells me to my face that he isn't?

It's not like the show can't deal with complex and nuanced characters. I myself have written many character analyses and have treated these characters as complex and nuanced, and they could have been. Again, look at ATLA. Zuko, for example, is a very complex character, but he is still brought to life in a way that allows kids to understand all the nuances and subtleties in his story clearly. There is a lot of rather complex symbolism, but the kids get the jist of it and can understand his story well, even if they don't catch all the minute details. Hell, take Azula. The show doesn't shy away from showing her doing bad things, but it also makes it blatantly obvious that you should feel sorry for her in the end, and that she's also a victim. Again, kids can understand this.

And that's where Miraculous falls flat. The writers fucked up their message. They wrote some deeply problematic stuff, where the abuser won. The bad guy won, but he was actually a good guy. So, people who act like Gabriel maybe aren't all that bad. What Gabriel did in the end was good, and we should all try to be like him. Kids aren't going to question it. In this way, "it's a kids show" goes from being an excuse to being a problem. It's what it says on the tin, and what's on the tin is not good. That's how I feel.

Thank you for your ask!

#MLB #Miraculous Ladybug #S5 Finale #Meta #My meta #ML Salt #ML Writing Salt #ML Writers Salt #Asks

[lonesome-witching]

Punches

I am very tired, so I don't really know what to say as like a nice introduction to this story. It was an anonymous prompt which pretty much said that Nancy and Ted where fighting and Robin defends her girlfriend. There is a little bit of violence in this one and hints of homophobia from Ted.

You can read my previous prompts or send me some new ones.

Can you hand me the salt, dad?

It had all started with that one simple question. Nancy had asked Robin over for dinner and now she was shouting at her father.

Although maybe it hadn’t started with that question, maybe it had started with the response. Maybe it had started with the groan Ted Wheeler had let out. It could have been the reluctance in him complying. Although it probably had been the question he had returned.

“When will you find yourself a husband?” he had muttered the question, like he didn’t want to actually ask that. Maybe there had been another question burning on his lips.

“Actually, dad, I am dating Robin.”

“Robin? Who’s Robin?”

Karen cleared her throat. “That’s Robin, Ted.” She pointed toward her daughter’s girlfriend. Karen knew. Karen had known for a while now. She hadn’t been ecstatic, but she had assured her daughter that the most important thing was that she was happy.

“That’s a girl.”

“Yes, I’m dating a girl,” Nancy confirmed, stabbing her food with her fork.

“Nancy, when will you finally grow out of these shenanigans? You need to be with a man. You need a husband. You don’t need this— this Robin. She might dress like a man but she certainly ain’t one.” Ted Wheeler pushed his fork into his mouth, still grumbling around it.

“Excuse me?” Nancy spat out. “How the hell would you know what I need?”

“I am your father.”

“Are you? You’ve never behaved like one. All you do is sleep in your recliner and spit out hate towards people you’ve never met.”

“You ungrateful girl. I have been working my ass off to keep a roof over your head, to keep your plates filled. You have been spending my money on your fancy colleges and frilly clothes and then you go and disrespect me like this! You will find yourself a nice young man and you will stop seeing this Robin, you hear me?”

Nancy jumped up. “How dare you? You sit here pretending you work so hard when you have been gifted everything. Grandpa got you your job. All you do is sit behind a desk and type some numbers on a typewriter and you call that hard work. If you honestly think anything you say will keep me from Robin, you must have hit your head.”

Ted stood up too. His face was red with anger. “Do you think you’re smart? You are nothing but a stupid girl.”

Robin stood up too, her hands clenching into fists. She had to keep the anger inside. She had to stay on the Wheeler’s good side. For Nancy’s sake.

“You are stupid, and you are foolish, and you have no idea what you are doing. You don’t know what life is like. Acting like little miss Nancy Drew, running around like the little reporter. You are worthless. The only thing you’re good for is what every woman can do. Be a mother, be a wife. And yet you refuse to do that. For what? To be a dyke?”

Robin couldn’t refrain herself. The anger had been building up. It had been building and building and now she snapped.

She barely realized that she had rushed around the table until her knuckles collided with Ted’s nose.

“Oh, dear!” Karen exclaimed, jumping up as well.

“How dare you say that to her? How dare you? You are the worthless piece of shit. Not Nancy! How dare you?” Robin pushed against his shoulders and pushed again, until Ted stumbled over his feet and collided with the floor.

“Robin?” Nancy was pulling at Robin’s shoulder. “Hey, look at me.”

Robin finally turned away from Ted Wheeler to stare at his daughter. It was a vast improvement. The realization of what she had done crawled up on her. But before she could say anything, Nancy pulled her away.

It was only after Nancy had closed the bedroom door that Robin started freaking out.

“I punched your dad. I just punched your dad and now your parents will hate me, and they’ll forbid me from ever seeing you again and— and— and I punched your dad,” she said, talking to Nancy’s back. She could see Nancy’s body shake. “Shit, are you crying?”

Nancy turned around with a smile on your face. “No, I’m not crying. I’m laughing. Because you punching my dad might have been the best thing that I’ve ever seen.”

“Wait what?” Robin sat down on the bed.

“I think it’s really hot you stood up for me like that. And you shouldn’t worry. My mom is not going to hate you and even if they forbid me from seeing you, I’ll just sneak out every single night to crawl into you bed. Maybe it could be thrilling to sneak around again.” Nancy sat down on Robin’s lap. “How does your hand feel? Does it hurt?”

“A little.” Robin lifted her bruised knuckles.

“Here, let me.” Nancy kissed each knuckle. She slowly kissed all over Robin’s hand before pressing her lips against Robin’s, pushing her down on the bed. “I feel like I should thank you, what do you think?”

Robin quickly nodded her head.

#prompts #ronance #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #my work #stranger things #fanfic #robin x nancy #nancy x robin #ronance fic #ficlet

[quodekash]

im already about to cry and the episode hasn't even started yet, so that's a nice sign that'll probably foreshadow how tonight is gonna go

PLS I LOVE HER SO MUCH

SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS AND TALKS TO KANGHAN

SHE IS MY GODDESS

MY QUEEN

MY MILF

9GO3U4ERHDSGN9P8IO4EURBDGN980OEUVDS

I KNEW SHE WAS CAPTAINING THE SHIP BUT HOLY FRICK NUGGETS

GUEOJRKBGNUOERJDFBGEUOR

IM SOBBING SO HARD RN

lmao nice joke

based on this scene being right at the start here, this episode is definitely gonna be the one where he properly realises his feelings for sailom (if he hasn't realised them already, which I dont think he has. he hasn't accepted it, at least)

AND BASED ON THAT LOGIC, generally the way these writers and directors etc base these ones, they fully lean into the fell first / fell harder dynamic, and almost immediately after the second person realises, they kiss

SO im very much hoping for a kiss at the end of this episode (but it also might not be til next episode)

WE'RE WHAT, ONE MINUTE INTO THE EPISODE?? AND WE'RE ALREADY GETTING TO THE INTIMATE STARES????

OH BOY IM SCARED FOR THE REST OF THE EPISODE

I THINK MY GAY LITTLE HEART MIGHT ACTUALLY EXPLODE

oh yup, oh yup, we've got the heartbeat sound in the background. kang's feelings are coming to lightttt (PLEASE LET THEM KISS TODAY)

AAA

IM SO EXCITED FOR WHATS GONNA HAPPEN BC OF THIS

my theory that they're gonna run away during school hours is still going strong

NOOOOO THE SCENE WAS SO NICE AND HAPPY AND FLUFFY WHY ARE YOU HERE TO RUIN IT YOU BASTARD???

yup okay so that theory is definitely right

(the theory that saifah's gonna like steal from kang's house, and his dad is gonna get shot in the process. not my own theory, it's from @ respectthepetty and it's such a good theory, I love it so much)

OML THIS IS SO FUNNY

I CANT WAIT FOR MORE BATHROOM SHENANIGANS, THIS IS GONNA BE WONDERFUL

awh is he lonely?

he needs a hug

from kang

all through the night

it'll be insane if they do tho, its literally night one, there's no way

I TAKE IT BACK, APPARENTLY IM WRONG????

OKAY NVM APPARENTLY I WASNT WRONG

im half convinced kang is gonna walk in or smth tho

YALL IM SCREAMING, HE FULL-ASS JUST HEEHEED

THEY ARE FRIENDS

AAAA THE LYRICS

I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEYRE SO PLAYFUL WITH EACH OTHER

WHAT THE HELL

what I wouldn't give to be that driver rn

THE ARM OVER THE SHOULDER???????

THEYRE LITERALLY SO IN LOVE?????????

OMG

PIMFAH

MY WIFE

I rly wish that screenshot was better but the wifi is being stupid for no reason (which isn't surprising since this is Australia and we have the shittest wifi there is)

anyway IM SO SURE JUNE IS GONNA SHOW UP TODAY

GIVE👏US👏LESBIANS👏

DID I NOT SAY IT?

I WAS RIGHT YALL

AAAAAAAAAAA

LITERALLY IMMEDIATE

AS SOON AS THE OTHER MAJOR FEMALE CHARACTER WAS INTRODUCED, B O O M, LESBIANS

I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE THIS

although I wasn't expecting it to be teacher/student

she is just a trainee teacher, but its still a bit ick

idk tho

I guess we'll see what they do with it

gay panic in real time

ooh yes ive been waiting for the familial need for an heir thing to crop up, yesyesyes

making me think of drarry now

OKAY SO MAYBE I WAS WRONG

MAYBE HE DOES LIKE HER

but the things I said are still true

the evidence we've gotten before just now havent really felt solid enough to argue that kang likes pimfah

but now... I guess I have to agree

pimfah knows/suspects/ships it and no one can convince me otherwise

IM WHEEZE-LAUGHING THIS IS HILARIOUS

THE MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND?????

I CANT RN

SO THIS IS DEFINITELY A DREAM SEQUENCE, RIGHT?

I wasn't expecting imaginary scenes from this series but I deeply appreciate it

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING, SAILOM

YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED

BUT ITS ALSO SUCH A MOOD

also I like kang's shoes

Y E S

I WAS HOPING FOR OPEN HOUSE VIEWJUNE

again, I wasn't expecting it to be teacher/student, but anyway

OH YOU LESBIANN

G3I4ORENHGKLS

I would do the same tho

June is so pretty

and so is view

and so is chimon

and so is Perth

(and so is satang)

(no I will not shut up about my satang and perth siblings agenda, its too good to keep to myself)

NO IM OUT OF IMAGES

on the bright side, it took a lot longer to run out today than it did last week

#quodekash disregards sleep because of dangerous romance #dangerous romance #dangerous romance series #dangerous romance the series #kanghansailom #kangsailom #sailomkang #sailomkanghan #perthchimon #chimonperth #chimon wachirawit #perth tanapon #view benyapa #june wanwimol #viewjune #juneview #pimfahnabdao #nabdaopimfah

[hotchs-second-wife]

my Halstead Sister au as Tumblr posts i found on pinterest

kitty and mouse

she can't help but just threaten him a little. kitty has two older brothers and blames them for her passive aggressive loving.

he's also used to threats by this point, mostly from jay but you know—

kitty about jay

here me out— kitty loves her big brother as much as a sister can love her brother, and she knows her brother has no sense of self preservation. they kind of overlap sometimes...

kitty hates her brothers

oh you know, typical only daughter shenanigans, telling her brothers to stop pulling stupid shit when it comes to their lives and careers (will argues that she also pulls stupid shit that could end both her career and life). pat did absolute jackshit when it came to scolding his kids, especially after his wife died, so kitty took on the role (and will, whej kitty's the one doing something stupid).

mouse about kitty

he does not doubt for a single second that kitty could beat his ass. knows she wouldn't because she'd feel bad afterwards, but realistically, she could. and who is mouse to stop her?

mouse when ruzek makes fun of him for kitty's pet name

mouse is kitty's pretty boy, he's not denying that. and he'll be the prettiest goddamn pretty boy if she asked him to.

(hes so in love)

probably kitty when she first meets mouse

mind you, she was still in her 20s when she met mouse—in her 20s with underlying daddy issues. jay also introduced her to the rest of intelligence with "dont even think of sleeping with anyone i work with." to which, of course, home girl said "bet" and slept with his 32yo best friend.

mouse about kitty

he loves her, more than anything, but she bites. "oh yeah, she didn't have a teething phase" says jay—she certainly did at 28-32 years old. mouse has the bite marks to prove it. kitty doesn't bite overly hard, mostly because she just has the urge to nip.

at least mouse has a reason other than "she's a cat person" to call her kitty now.

#i have no clue how old mouse actually is #chicago pd #one chicago #chicago med #jay halstead #halstead sister #one chicago oc #oc #chicago fire oc #chicago pd oc #chicago med oc

[nasuversekinkmeme]

Weekly Roundup: prompts

fgo

Ritsuka goes to Jeanne Alter for help in with make up application, and she’s all too ready to help her inexperienced master. Not that she’d show it.

smut, gudako getting dp'd by girlcocks pretty please

something fluffy between Hajime and Guda please! Just wanna see these two be happy is all

smut, Spartacus despite his everything is actually very caring in bed

Douman pulling progressively stupider ideas out of his ass to trick Kama and to his growing confusion they keep fucking working because fem!mc likes being flirted with autistic-style feel free to decide if you wanna write f/f or f/f/m just make them as pathetic as possible okay

After being forced into being a prince, and then being shafted (poor choice by Eli, but I digress) our favourite old man Prince Li Shuwen is all alone.... I think he deserves some love from a princess (or Prince, if you want) of some kind. He deserves it after all his hard work! (how did he even get his hands on the tiny outfit for the pumpkin?)

Medb slips into girl Ritsuka’s bed at 1 am for some cuddles, only to find her archnemesis Ushiwakamaru already cuddling the Master. Well, you know what they say: the more the merrier!

Nightingale and Agravain are forced to learn to respect women

More and more new Servants are answering Chaldea's summons because word has spread in the Throne of Heroes by heroes, villains, and even counter guardians that being summoned to Chaldea is basically the best possible outcome.

noncon, Gudao rapes Elizabeth. She cries.

smut, It’s Halloween time! Gudao celebrates by having an orgy with all the Elizabeth variants. It’s what they deserve.

We can have Aesc or Morgan carrying Habetrot in her shoulder as if she were a Pikachu.

smut, Mordred is probably the only one who puts up with Kama's depraved and perverted requests. Be it licking the goddess' sweaty armpits or giving her a rimjob before plowing her ass, the knight is willing to full whatever she demands.

smut, Morgans love for Britain gets her rewarded in the best way possible, she gets fucked by the literal concept of Britain itself.

smut, alright, so, that osakabehime/ritsuka somno fill most definitely awakened something in me. setting that aside, could we get another scenario with that same prompt with another ritsuka/female pairing? my only other request is to make it just as consensual and fluffy as that one was. many thanks in advance

anything with Berserker Vlad... go wild. can be as spicy or as wholesome as y'all want. 🙏🏼

That last prompt made me realize Ozy prompts are super low which is criminal. So to add: Guda promised Ozy they would never summon his wife Nefertari as Ozy does not want her risking her life. So when she randomly pops out one late night it's their job to hide them before the Pharoah realizes. Shenanigans ensue

Ozymandias invites Arash over for the night. While everyone, even Arash, thinks this is a booty call, Ozy actually thought it was about time to tell his bestie about his wife and brother.

Ok, so I wasn't able to find ANYWHERE a fic between Gudako and Ushi, and this is my opportunity to change that! I would love for it to be kind of warm and cute, but if you want to take it into smut territory too, hey I am here for it! The thing I really want to ask for though, is Ushi headpatting Ritsuka. The girl is probably like 10 cm taller than her Master, she should be the one delivering the pats!

any

anything sneeze kink related please... i dont even care who its with

smut, any of the old man Servants getting pegged. they deserve only the best

smut, One of the servant streamers gets fucked live on stream

#weekly roundup

[liliane-ghost]

MLB MOVIE SPOILERS!!!

I Can't believe how GOOD this movie was????

Dear god, they FIXED like 90% of the BS of the Show in just one movie??????

The songs where such a hard miss for me but to be fair that could be because of the languadge difference. I saw it in german and in my languadge the songs where sadly mostly ass.

However; in the credits they played one of the songs in english and it sounded great so it could really be just because of that.

GABRIEL: they fixed him?? The movie made him not a garbage father for no reason. He was hesitent to use the power to begin with. Yeah he closed adrien also off but he regrets that later on and also is right at the door in a poor state when adrien comes home after apperantly one day not doing that. It shows his spiral down and that he do cares about his son, unlike the show.

Also he got really scary in the end. But the most biggest plus point : he stopped and was shocked when he realised that Cat Noir was his son. He stopped and was in pure horror that he hurt his son. They also got rid of the Adrien is a Sentimonster plot point which is so much better imo. This movie made him so much more human and took him seriously. Especially the end: you have to let her go. No creepy keeping the body of his dead wife in the basement.

Adrien: He was an actual Character!! And also he and Ladybug Where equals throu the whole movie! There was this joke with the "side-kick" that got resolved so quickly and easily :" no we are partners". It felt like a big fuck you to thomas and i loved it. He had the Cat noir traits as his Civilian form which is obvious (execpt for thomas apperantly..)

Also Adrien called his father out in that one scene. It felt SO good after the whole season 5 final bs.

Now after seeing this movie i feel so robbed. This is the story we could have gotten. With no stupid undoings of things that had an huge inpackt on the world. No time travel shenanigans. No what ifs. Actions have consequences.

Ladybug uses her ability to repair the damadge just once in this movie and from what i understood it was also not a power she could use so easily like in the show. Again: Consequences.

The public knows in the end that Gabriel was Hawkmoth. The damage of the first monster is not spelled away. Marinett learns that Cat noir is Adrien and shares her Secret with him.

WHY IS A MOVIE BETTER THANT 5 SEAONS OF THIS SHOW THOMAS??????

Anyway. I will buy that movie to have it in my shelf. It is in my humble opinion with more to have than the show. Even with the german songs being ass.

#miraculous ladybug spoilers #spoilers #mlb spoilers #movie spoilers #mlb movie spoilers #wow #this movie is what we should have gotten in that show #i can never go back to that show

[majorbaby]

hello I would like to hear your thoughts on himbo trapper

Thank you for the question! it's a long one: TL;DR: I don’t hate himbo Trapper, sometimes I even enjoy it, but I think it’s a shallow interpretation and I’m a bit defensive of him because I think there’s plenty of evidence in the source to support a reading of him as being intelligent. Also I blabbed on about some of the other popular fanon characterizations of him that I see as being similarly flat.

On its face, i’m a fan of the himbo trapper concept and i see where it comes from:

He can’t play solitaire

Hawkeye: “You big, dumb strong silent types”

And imo, the strongest piece of evidence: when it comes to shenanigans/schemes, if he’s not the straight brawn to hawkeye’s brain (requiem for a lightweight), it’s always the case that hawkeye that comes up with the plan and trapper who helps him execute it - too many examples to name because this is practically every single episode they appear in 

And for fun, I’m fine with the stereotype because on the whole, it’s meant to be a positive thing. We have women to thank for taking a masculinized version of the term ‘bimbo’ - which has always been a pejorative hurled at women who are conventionally hot and therefore ‘stupid’, sexually promiscuous or just enticing to men - and immediately elevating it to the point where it’s not just seen as positive, it’s seen as highly desirable. A himbo will treat you right and won’t manipulate you, while also being a hot piece of ass - imo Trapper fits some of that criteria on screen but tbf, he’s also cheating on his wife and I think we’re meant to assume that she’s unaware of that, which I think is somewhat manipulative of him. Idk, I don’t have enough information about that. 

But there’s a few pieces of his characterization that are in direct conflict with the himbo archetype - as a society I think we value STEM a lot, so there’s this general idea that people in the medical field are ‘smarter’ than your average person but at the same time fatphobia, racism, ableism and misogyny are still rampant in medical settings leading to entire populations receiving sub-par care so… I don’t think you must accept that doctor = an intellectual in general. There’s different ways to be smart! Your having gone to medical school clearly doesn’t exempt you from being a critical consumer of all the medical texts you’ve read and being able to situate them in a socio-economic and political context when providing care. 

All of this to preface my saying that: he’s a surgeon. He’s at least intelligent enough in one way to be a surgeon and a good one at that, while recognizing that that isn’t the only thing I’m basing my argument on. 

He’s emotionally intelligent:

In Ceasefire he has the opportunity to gloat about his being right about there being no end to the conflict after having been openly doubtful the whole episode, but he knows that it’s not the time and he even encourages Hawkeye to remain optimistic – a truly  brainrot-inducing moment (affectionate) if there ever was one

Operation Noselift he’s just as earnest as Hawkeye trying to get Private Someguy (id remember his name) to accept himself as he is without going under the knife

Check-up don’t even talk to me about Check-up!!! Trapper could’ve accepted “you let me lean on you” as is. I mean, I think they both know what Hawkeye means by that and so do we the audience but I think his “What?” is making space for Hawkeye to be Hawkeye and spill his guts about his feelings because that is what Hawkeye needs; he does the same with Margaret, albeit while she is drunk off her ass, later on in the episode which is a nice moment for them because she reveals something (she’s playing house with Frank because he’s around) that I don’t think she’s ready to accept for herself, but Trapper listens to her. 

Bombed which gave me Trapper/Margaret brainrot, yeah he starts off hitting on her but he stops when she asks him too and he still picks up that she needs comfort, makes her laugh and reassures her that he’s coming from a good place. That is what I get from his suggestion that they cuddle and I think Margaret does too because she accepts. 

Kim - we learn he can be emotionally vulnerable even with his wife who, up til this point, is represented as something of a thorn in his side at worst, an ambiguous off-screen figure at best. 

These are some of the examples that stand out to me but there are many examples of his good bedside manner and empathy that he freely extends to one-off characters like Young-Hi and George. 

He’s pretty much toe-to-toe with Hawkeye in terms of witty dialogue, it’s just that he doesn’t often get the last word nor the spotlight. The role of the Trapper character is that of a follower to Hawkeye’s lead in their comedic and heroic scenes. Like if he comes off as being not quite as smart as Hawkeye (which I wouldn’t say is the case) then I think it’s a matter of their being deuteragonist and protagonist respectively, and the show playing up the ‘best surgeon in the army’ angle for Hawkeye in part as a way to save him from being disciplined for insubordination multiple times. 

And finally, I think it’s worth mentioning that at the onset of American involvement in the Korean War, the American public was generally supportive. That support eroded over time but I do think that the American government, in the 50s and also to this day, goes to significant lengths to circulate pro-war propaganda and convince its citizens that war is only way. During the Gelbart years (S1-4) there was strong, consistent anti-military messaging that extended to critique of traditional masculinity in general – this frequently manifests in how Trapper and Hawkeye are positioned on moral high ground vs. Frank, Margaret and the military. So like, Trapper was a part of all that. He was, at the very least, in league with the popular ACAB Hawkeye, Queer Hawkeye and general Rabble Rouser Hawkeye that are favourites of the fandom – I think it takes a certain degree of intelligence, whether emotional or intellectual, to resist and undermine state propaganda, especially at your own personal expense. And I’m giving that to Trapper because he was around when the show was aware of itself being specifically anti-US-imperialism, rather than just generally anti-war or even anti-death later on - which isn’t ‘less smart’ it’s just more vague and there’s less of a specific effort made by the state to brainwash citizens into thinking otherwise. There is a moment where Trapper appears to betray his moral and political (i’m using ‘political’ very loosely here) leanings when he goes to (presumably) kill the soldier in Radar’s Report but that is by far the exception not the rule and furthermore I’m not saying that people who are duped by the state and/or corporate entities into buying into the cycle of violence are “stupid” but I do think you have to actively fight against such indoctrination and one of the ways of doing that, aside from just being a compassionate person, is by learning to think critically for yourself. And I’m assuming Trapper has done one or both because he is as consistent as Hawkeye is in living those values. It helps that they have good chemistry and they’re bored and sticking it to the army is fun for them but imo they go pretty far sometimes just ‘for fun’. 

So, Trapper is a technically competent surgeon, is emotionally intelligent and has come to reject some of the values that are pretty well ingrained in the society he’s grown up in. I don’t hate himbo trapper but I don’t think he’s stupid. Far from it. 

Here are my less objective thoughts on the himbo trapper phenomenon and also have some straightforward trapper defense squad messaging: I’m generally interested in pointing out trends in fandom, although I admit that my tolerance for content I don’t vibe with has lessened significantly the more time I’ve been active in mash fandom (we’re coming up on one year of straight obsession) – but from what I can remember about the popular, general portrayals of Trapper in fandom that I don’t see as having much footing in the canon: he’s a himbo, he broke Hawkeye’s heart, he’s homophobic (HATE), he’s hypersexual, he can be violent, he ‘doesn’t do feelings’, he’s not good with words… everyone is entitled to their opinion but the more I reflect on Trapper, the more I watch his episodes, the more I’ve come to question a lot of these interpretations. I’ve already talked about him being a himbo, I’m not convinced he broke Hawkeye’s heart any more than Kyung-Soon or Carlye and I am certain it’s not intended to be a romantic breakup, he’s in league with Hawkeye in George – I’m not telling you what you can and can’t indulge in but, yk Hawkeye actually has a line to the effect of ‘i live with two dudes don’t call me a fairy’ and that’s got way more of a no-homo vibe to it than anything Trapper ever says. 

He’s not any more sexual than Hawkeye is, not even because he has a big dick. Hawkeye and BJ both throw punches at some point and I also wouldn’t argue that that makes them ‘violent’ in general, but Trapper who doesn’t do it at all is the violent one. There are plenty of ways to be vulnerable and forthcoming and emotional without spilling your guts and anyway anyone could read as repressed when you hold them up next to Hawkeye Pierce. An emotionally repressed man could not extend an olive branch to Frank Burns nor could he write his wife an earnest letter in the hopes that he will be able to adopt and raise an orphan child nor could he be shown to have such a clear investment in outcomes during the episodes where there’s no clear, tangible goal to Hawkeye’s schemes. 

This has turned into a critique of some of the more uncharitable interpretations of the character, on the list of which ‘himbo’ isn’t really all that bad. But I still think it flattens his character somewhat, like all these other interpretations do, and I can easily pick out a few examples of his canonical portrayal which challenge it. So while I’m not denouncing it completely because I think it can be fun and in the grand scheme of things, people can like whatever they want to like, I am sometimes inclined to gently push back on it. 

#it just so happens to be #trapper tuesday #but i let myself really sink my teeth into this as a reward for shipping a huge product on time #trapper john mcintyre #mash #meta #trapper meta #majorbaby.txt #replies

[blorbologist]

"Housespouses" sounds fun! Care to share a bit more about it? :D

This is one I've had in mind since Campaign 2 ended - I was sleep deprived and hadn't quite understood Shadowghast had become canon at that point, so I threw myself headlong into this silly, fluffy idea.

Beau and Yasha get a wonderful house in the Shimmer Ward, as befitting two of the people who bargained for peace (and kinda have the Cerberus Assembly scared out of their fucking minds). Beau's taken to her day job sniffing out corruption and gleefully beating the shit out of people verbally (or physically, when the Assembly occasionally tries to take her down a peg), while Yasha delights in being a housewife.

The only hiccup in all this is Astrid. She's still a driven, ambitious woman, you know, and though she and Beau were on the same side that doesn't mean they like or trust eachother. As Trent's replacement on the Assembly, Astrid is a particular pain in the ass to Beau because she's NOT actually done anything as Archmage and was a victim of Trent, but she's still vaguely shady and generally doesn't appreciate Beau potentially dismantling the power she recently acquired.

That wouldn't be Yasha's problem if she hadn't run into Eadwulf at the market one day. They chatted incredibly awkwardly, kept bidding eachother good day only to realize they were headed in the same direction.

Turns out the Empire equivalent of witness protection failed to inform Beau that Astrid and Eadwulf moved in not two houses down from where she and Yasha is. Apparently, they didn't know either.

Cue shenanigans such as:

These two being Extremely Competitive about who is the Best Spouse to their girlboss wife.

Both are absolutely certain their wives don't know they are neighbors, otherwise they would never hear the end of it, and they intend to keep it that way.

Competitive gardening. Yasha's consistently is the talk of every neighborhood potluck, because she gets cuttings from the Blooming Grove and Essek kinda smuggles her some Xorhaussian ones.

But Eadwulf's patronage to the Raven Queen lends itself to befriending the local flock of crows, which is its own delight.

There's a proxy war of how pretty

Caleb spends one year going over to Beau and Yasha's nightly to set up a permanent teleportation circle (because having one in his home, where a fugitive lives, would be exceedingly stupid should the wrong people drop in, and Beau is busy and he'd rather not get woken up at 3am 4 days in a row Again, Beauregard). Cue hijinks as he figures out what's going on and is terribly amused and exasperated.

A bit more serious hijinks is hiding Essek's visits and departures, because though Astrid is a workaholic Eadwulf is home a lot and Yasha doesn't know if he might out Essek or not.

Yasha and Eadwulf eventually becoming friends and resolving not to tell their wives because, again, they would never hear the end of it.

Wulf and Yasha share several recipes over the years, buf Wulf can never quite match the texture or moistness to many of the Barbarian’s dishes (it’s bugs it’s absolutely bugs)

They sometimes spar together because it's important to stay fit.

Sometimes nasties come to try and take Yasha hostage but she usually deals with them before Beau's home for dinner, though they usually order takeout given she's a lil tired.

Less funny assassins' sometimes try for Wulf, not to nab him but kill him, pissed off Scroungers namely, and Yasha takes to helping him deal with them and nudges Beau into directing investigative attention into the issue.

Eventually ofc Astrid and Beau find out, perhaps because Wulf actually gets nabbed and has to be rescued by three strong women. There's perhaps a lot of exasperation, which proves Yasha and Wulf right. And they all end up as more or less friends, though Beau and Astrid still rub eachother the wrong way half the time.

#critical role #mighty nein #critical role fic #ask game #yasha cr #yasha nydoorin #beauyasha #cr beauregard #astrid beck #eadwulf grieve

[spookymultimedia]

Vampire Guillermo/Derek stuff

-Derek is aways the little spoon when they cuddle

-Guillermo whispering Spanish poetry into his ear

-You lay a finger on Derek, Guillermo's maker, Guillermo will bust your ass

-Guillermo likes to show off his athletic skills for Derek and to get his attention

-Guillermo goes out of his way to make Derek smile because it's the most beautiful thing in the world

-Seinfeld-type roomate shenanigans

-They start a vampire DnD club for vampire nerds. If a human virgin nerd joins without realizing where he is he's a snack now.

-Derek keeping Guillermo from doing anything stupid he could get in serious trouble for

-Guillermo looks at Derek the way Gomez Aadams looks at his wife

-They're usually hanging around the house being dorks.

-"Guillermo you do not need another knife"

-As their relationship goes on they learn to be self confident and demand respect when they deserve it

-Vampirism has caused them to give less fucks and now they're just unapologetically themselves

-Derek likes to dress fancy and wear little gloves and jewelry. He's dressing like he's from the 1800s and owning it.

-Guillermo's style is relatively the same but just more elaborate

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits fanart #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits derek #Derek x Guillermo

[goodnightmemes]

O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? (2000) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit? ❜

❛ Well, that right there may be why you’ve had difficulty finding gainful employment. ❜

❛ You will find a fortune - though it will not be the fortune you seek. ❜

❛ First you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. ❜

❛ Daddy told me I’m to shoot whoever’s from the bank. ❜

❛ Damn! We’re in a tight spot! ❜

❛ Your situation is pretty nigh hopeless. ❜

❛ You miserable, horse-eatin’ son of a- ❜

❛ Ain’t you ever heard of negotiatin’? Bet we could talk this thing out. ❜

❛ Take cover, boys! That ain’t popcorn! ❜

❛ I’m gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T! ❜

❛ Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere. ❜

❛ We got but four days to get to that treasure. After that, it’ll be at the bottom of a lake. ❜

❛ It’s a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. ❜

❛ The preacher said all my sins is washed away…including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. ❜

❛ You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers. ❜

❛ Well, I had to be at that there crossroads last midnight. Sell my soul to the devil. ❜

❛ Oh, son…for that you traded your everlasting soul? ❜

❛ We ain’t one-at-a-timin’ here. We’re mass communicatin’! ❜

❛ What are you gonna do with your share of the treasure? ❜

❛ You ain’t no kind of man if you ain’t got land. ❜

❛ We ain’t got the time and nary the inclination to chat with you any further. ❜

❛ Damn. We got to skedaddle. ❜

❛ The personal rancor reflected in that remark I don’t intend to dignify with comment. ❜

❛ But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. ❜

❛ Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed. ❜

❛ You flatfooted, lame-brained, soft-ass sons of bitches! ❜

❛ Okay, folks. Hold the applause and drop your drawers. ❜

❛ Pardon me, [name]…you got a plan for gettin’ out of here? ❜

❛ They ain’t never seen ordnance like this! ❜

❛ They say that with the thrill-seeking personality…what goes up must come down. On top of the world one minute, haunted by meekness the next. ❜

❛ We ain’t got time for hide-and-seek! ❜

❛ Now, we ain’t got time for your shenanigans! ❜

❛ They loved him up and turned him into a…horny toad. ❜

❛ You can’t display a toad in a fine restaurant like this. ❜

❛ You’re gonna have to excuse my rusticated friend, unaccustomed as he is to city manners. ❜

❛ I detect, like me, you’re endowed with the gift of gab. ❜

❛ That’s right, the Word of God. Which, let me tell you, there is damn good money in during these times of woe and want. ❜

❛ I’m just making a point, you stupid son of a bitch. ❜

❛ I generally refrain from speech during gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it coarse and vulgar. ❜

❛ You don’t say much, friend, but when you do it’s to the point and I salute you for it. ❜

❛ Why, I like to think I’m a pretty astute observer of the human scene, too. ❜

❛ Your screams ain’t gonna save your flesh, only your tongue is. ❜

❛ As soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum in our hair, why, we’re gonna feel 100% better about ourselves and about life in general. ❜

❛ What are you talking about? I wasn’t hit by any train. ❜

❛ Mama says you was hit by a train. Blooey! Nothin’ left. Just a grease spot on the L & N. ❜

❛ I am the damn paterfamilias! ❜

❛ But you ain’t bona fide. ❜

❛ Lots of respectable people been hit by trains. ❜

❛ What was I supposed to tell ‘em…that you were sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame? ❜

❛ Why, you lying unconstant succubus. ❜

❛ You can’t swear at my fiancee! ❜

❛ Well, you can’t marry my wife! ❜

❛ Remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill-spent. ❜

❛ A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man. ❜

❛ Do not seek the treasure. ❜

❛ It’s a bushwhack. They’re fixin’ an ambush. ❜

❛ We thought you was a toad. ❜

❛ Quit yer babblin’. We gotta skedaddle. ❜

❛ And we was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from Woolworths. ❜

❛ I’m awful sorry I betrayed you, fellas. ❜

❛ You boys are true friends! Ohh! You’re my boon companions. ❜

❛ I don’t want you to beat yourself up about this, eh? ❜

❛ The fact of the matter is…damn it. There ain’t no treasure. Fact of the matter is there never was. ❜

❛ You! You ruined my life! ❜

❛ Sweet Jesus, we got to save him. ❜

❛ That’s mighty kind of you but I don’t think nothing’s going to save me now. The devil’s come to collect his due. ❜

❛ It’s an invitation-only affair. We’ll have to sneak in through the service entrance. ❜

❛ Since we’ve been following your lead, we got nothing but trouble. ❜

❛ I know that I made some tactical mistakes but if you just stick with me…I got a plan. Believe me. ❜

❛ I’m goddamn bona fide. ❜

❛ I want to be what you want me to be, honey. ❜

❛ Ain’t you ever heard of amor fidelis? ❜

❛ Yeah, well. There ain’t no accounting for taste. ❜

❛ Son, you’re going to go far. ❜

❛ I’ve spoken my piece and counted to 3. ❜

❛ End of the road. It’s had its twists and turns. Now it deposits you here. ❜

❛ You have eluded fate and you have eluded me for the last time. ❜

❛ The law is a human institution. ❜

❛ Perhaps you should start making your prayers. ❜

❛ Well, it never fails. Once again, you two hayseeds are showin’ how much you want for intellect. ❜

❛ There’s a perfectly scientific explanation for what just happened. ❜

❛ Don’t mind telling you I’m awful pleased my adventuring days have come to an end. ❜

#rp meme #sentence starters #sentence meme #rp prompt #ask meme #inbox meme #roleplay meme #roleplay prompts #rp prompts #rp memes #*Movie

[strangefellows]

Seigfried, Chevalier d'Eon, Medusa, Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)

fghshs thank you SO MUCH for indulging me wings

First impression

Seigfried: Oh I know him!!! He's hot, coo-- SUWABE???? OH SHIT OH NO

D'Eon: Ohhhhh, I've heard of them! Like that manga!

Medusa: That's the, uh...least snakey Medusa I've ever seen. Why is she a Rider? Huh.

Waver (because it's basically Waver): AWWWW BABY I LOVE YOU ALREADY, you poor bastard getting roasted in the middle of your class by your professor...

Impression now

Siegfried: You're so stupid. You're so noble. Dear good lord christ you absolute heroic idiot, I love you. Good lord. Go apologize to your wife you dumb wonderful himbo.

D'Eon: They haven't had much time to shine, but I do like them! And reading up on their historicity is fascinating!

Medusa: DAUGHTER QUEEN YAS SLAY I LOVE YOU DUSA WHAT A GIRL, WHAT A LOVELY SWEET GIRL WHO WILL MURDER FOR HER POOR ABUSED MASTER WHAT A GREAT SERVANT

Waver: King shit, nothing like sneaking into an entire ass mage war you were NOT supposed to be part of, somehow being the only mage survivor (Kiritsugu doesn't count he died in all ways but physical), and going back home to STEAL YOUR DEAD PROFESSOR'S NAME AND JOB???? On TOP of somehow scoring an ancient bara king as a boyfriend????? Absolute legend, the El Melloi classroom is the best place to be.

Favorite moment

Siegfried: I haven't finished Apocrypha yet but dude his immediate 'aight time to kill myself for this random homunculi kid who needs help' was kinda legit if stupidly heroic. Also him showing up in Traum pretty much literally to go "i am so sorry I'm such an idiot I love you" and defusing Kriemhild in seconds was fucking amazing. Also his summer alt puts me in hysterics.

D'Eon: Them being basically the only sane NB in Agartha was pretty hilarious, poor d'Eon.

Medusa: I have not watched HF because Reasons but I hear she goes fully fucking apeshit to protect Sakura and I say slay queen you go girl. Also her being just sweet and chill and vibing with Sakura in Emiya Gohan gives me life.

Waver: The finale when he stares down Literally Gilgamesh and manages to survive was glorious. Also everything about Case Files, but specifically the final bit where he gets to talk to Iskandar for a bit. Also also in Accel Order when he's committing so much violence against his baby self and when he absolutely fucking plays Kayneth like a fool, that was hilarious.

Idea for a story

Siegfried: I don't have TOO many ideas here, actually, but I'd like to see Kriemhild put up with his event shenanigans, bless her. Go on double dates with Sigurd and Bryn.

d'Eon: More screentime! Go hang with Marie!

Medusa: I think I'd like to read things dealing with her past and her sisters and the other Greek Servants, but also I would read everything involving Medusa beating the fuck out of Zouken and Shinji :)

Waver: Go make out with your bara boyfriend, also solve more mysteries, also also take a nap. Though Waver teaching Fujimaru mage basics would be adorable! He's in charge of Modern Magecraft Theory, they'd get it a little better.

Unpopular opinion

Siegfried: Uhhhh, call me back after Apocrypha?

d'Eon: It's only tangentially related, but I don't hate Agartha. Like, it's DEFINITELY not Good, but it's not terrible either.

Medusa: /shrug emoji

Waver: IDK man, what are Waver opinions? I love this guy.

Favorite relationship

Siegfried: Him and his wife, him and Sieg so far, he and Kotaro were kind of adorable buddies in the Vegas event.

d'Eon: Them and Marie for sure, it's sweet. Also them and Astolfo is a kind of funny duo, NB RIGHTS.

Medusa: SAKURA FOR SURE.

Waver: ISKANDAR ISKANDAR ISKANDAR, but also Grey and the rest of his class, like damn, I'd kill for Waver as my professor.

Favorite headcanon

Siegfried: I don't actually have many hcs yet.

d'Eon: Neither for d'Eon, admittedly.

Medusa: She and Parvati hang out all the time for sure.

Waver: Like I mentioned above, I definitely hc Waver helps teach Fujimaru how to use basic magecraft so they don't Die. He also helped in EoR to deal with the Mage's Association. I also hc he tagged along with my Fujimaru into the London Singularity.

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Okay, how about Wednesday for 001, Trobed for 002, and TJ Kippen for 003?

literally great choices thank you

001: Wednesday

favorite character: wednesday addams herself. she is so 🫶

least favorite character: the sherif or weems i think

5 favorite ships: wenclair, the background lesbians i don’t know the name of, that’s it don’t care ab the other ones 💀

character i find the most attractive: jenna ortega loml

character i would marry: in my heart i wanna say wednesday but also i think enid is very sweet and would make a lovely wife

character i would be best friends with: i feel like me and enid could get along very well. also i kinda rock w bianca

a random thought: i wish tyler and xavier had more personality they didn’t give what i wanted to be given

an unpopular opinion: the plot was predictable and the love triangle was lame, wednesday did not show any interest in either of those boys (not unpopular with the gays but some of these people on tiktok geez)

my canon otp: literally no one

my mom-canon otp: wenclair

most badass character: the show is literally named after her

most epic villain: the hyde but specifically when he’s transforming and his eyes are just comically big and he looks stupid

pairing i am not a fan of: xavier x wednesday and tyler x wednesday

character i feel the writers screwed up: all of them

favorite friendship: wednesday and eugene

character i most identify with: wednesday i guess not really tho

character i wish i could be: also wednesday

002: Trobed

when i started shipping them: early 2921 when i started community

my thoughts: they were so queercoded and from a story telling perspective a lot the plot lines can really only make sense if they were romantically inclined but dan harmon was a coward and they liked benefiting from trobed shippers without wanting to make them canon. but they are in my heart.

what makes me happy about them: they are so utterly in love but like they care so deeply for each other. they made each other feel safe and seen in a way they never expected or thought possible

what makes me sad about them: the mutual pining with no closure and how they both found their person and specifically with abed, troy chose to leave him. and abed was hurt but more importantly mad at himself for being hurt because he should’ve seen it coming because that’s what people do, come into his life and make him care about them and then leave.

things done in fanfics that annoy me: i haven’t really seen anything, i guess i’m mostly bothered when the voices of the characters are wrong or when they’re written out of character?

things i look for in fanfics: angst 🫶 but also shenanigans and closure

my wishlist: idek i just want them to be canon community movie don’t let me down 😭

who i’d be comfortable with them ending up with if not each other: i really can’t picture them with anyone else except maybe troy and britta and that would make me upset so

my happily ever after for them: abed is a successful director and troy is a billionaire but he finds odd jobs both for plumbing and ax repairs just cause it’s fun and easy and he doesn’t charge much bc he doesn’t need the money. they live this nice ass house bc they’re nerds and would love something big and dumb and fancy (but at the end of the day all that letters is they’re together). troy is a dog person and abed is a cat person and they fight ab which one they should get until they both come home with their desired pets and simply accept this life. i don’t know if i see them having kids but i’m not specifically against it

003: TJ Kippen

how i feel about this character: love and joy

any/all people i ship romantically with this character: cyrus goodman

my favorite non-romantic relationship: buffy for sure

my unpopular opinion about this character: his redemption arc could’ve used a little more arc, i feel like there was a jump somewhere that i would’ve liked to see happen

one thing i wish had happened in canon with this character: i wish we got to see more dynamics with other characters. i would’ve loved to see him with jonah more or andi or i think bex/bowie even cece could’ve been so so interesting. also i think the kippen siblings is so fun and i would’ve love to see that. also the dumbass trio. i crave that chaos.

favorite friendship for this character: canon, cyrus. non canon, the dumbass trio.

my crossover ship: none

#that was fun #i wordle when the prompts in my notes in case anyone else asks bc that took so long to type 😀 #ask games #illbeyourreasonwhy #thanks for the ask 🫶 #bonk thoughts #long post