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iambigkong · 2 years
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About to level up the game💯💪🏽
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crixus-nox · 9 months
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Back workout finished
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stolenduck · 2 years
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Happy Monday. Getting the hot vitamin D from the ☀️ Dark and Dirty 😜. . . . . . . . . . . . . #musclebeard #beardedbear #beardedman #barbudosepeludos #fisiculturismo #ososmexico #bearweek365 #hoscos #scruffy #gymbeast #gymmotivacion #bearpride #gymbear #swoleisthegoal #lonewolf #machoalfa #beefybear https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf4dqFVubsc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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jrenardleather · 2 years
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I joined a new #gym. #calisthenics #BodyWeight #FitGang #SwoleIsTheGoal https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjy0akuJ4-b/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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mikes-wrld · 2 years
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octuscle · 5 months
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Ho? Ho ho ho? Already! Damn, the infidels are your pain in the ass… First Halloween, then Thanksgiving, and now it's Christmas. Your perpetually stoned and drunk roommate is constantly listening to remixes of Christmas classics, drinking eggnog and hanging up the colorful lights his mom sent him along with gingerbread and Christmas cookies. You swear the next time you hear "Last Christmas", you'll run amok. Somehow everyone here expects that from a Muslim like you anyway. Especially during Advent.
All you want is to finish your degree as quickly as possible and get back home to Egypt. With a computer science degree from the USA, you're king there. And finally far away from the infidels again. And thank Allah you don't make half as much fuss about Eid as the infidels here do about Christmas.
"All I want for Christmas is you…" Shit, are you already humming along to the music? No wonder, it's the purest brainwashing. But the music isn't bad. And be honest: you had a Christmas tree at home in Minnesota in December. Your parents emigrated to the USA 20 years before you were born. Of course you are circumcised. But you're basically a corn-fed guy from the Midwest.
Damn, your mom's cinnamon stars are the best cookies of all. The recipe is still from your great-grandmother from Swabia. Old family tradition. Even your father couldn't resist it. Perhaps you inherited the black hair and brown eyes from his ancestors in Egypt. But basically, you grew up in the traditions that your mother's family brought to the farm from Germany generations ago.
What you hate about Christmas is writing Christmas cards. But your family expects it. Your father's parents in particular, who once again can't come for Christmas and will be celebrating far away in Malmö, would be very unhappy if they didn't receive a card. You make every effort to write in correct Swedish. Speaking is admittedly better. It was cool to grow up as a blond boy trilingual in German, Swedish and English. They always called you "The Hun" or "The Viking" in football. Who cares, your qualities as a linebacker got you the scholarship after all.
Ho! You can hear your stupid, musky-smelling, muscle-bound roommate outside in the hallway. He's on the wrestling team. Not really in your league. But he sucks damn well. The door opens. You're prepared. Or rather, decorated.
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"Ho ho ho, Dasher! I've hidden a present for you!" Your roommate gets down on one knee without hesitation. You love the Christmas season!
Xmas decoration found @swoleisthegoal
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mt-nynj-queer · 3 months
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@swoleisthegoal
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whosagodnow · 10 months
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@swoleisthegoal
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seagrassgardens · 1 year
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Our sun kissed smorgasbord’s arriving soon! the #punchfarmer #whitewidow finished so frosty ️ all of the blueberry muffin swelled right up! #swoleisthegoal #sizeistheprize check these and many more out on weedmaps and our new website launching this week!! SEAGRASSGARDENS.com #stayfrosty @houseandgardennutrients #pug #caregiver #ᴛʜᴄ #cannabis #maine #craftcannabis #delivery #smokelocal #fallharvest @littlewolfcultivation #smellyfox NOTHING FOR SALE ON IG https://bit.ly/3ZA0cI5
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iftadwascool · 2 years
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iambigkong · 2 years
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Yams cooking strong 🍠💪🏽💯
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crixus-nox · 9 months
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Time to flex some muscles!!
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alpha-tough · 3 years
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@darrynistheking
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mikey-fitt · 3 years
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Frosty The SWOLman 💪💪
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Support my goals ❤️
Cashapp: $AlphaJock
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muscleobsessive · 5 years
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Vitaliy Ugolnikov. It would have been actually dangerous to show me that first transformation pic when I was fifteen. I would have run so much test and tren before I was twenty that I probably wouldn’t be here today. Some of daddy’s Russian genes must have kicked in as well because that willowy kid got SWOLE in a way that few guys under twenty five get swole. He looks great onstage but I almost prefer him off because he still looks like the kind of monster teenager I longed for when I was a kid. Longed to be, long to have.
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I've noticed there's been some buzz around "muscular women aren't realistic/attractive" here lately.
Has anyone explained this to "Mandalorian" actress and muay thai fighter Gina Carano yet? Be sure to take out a life insurance policy first. ;)
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