#team miraculous incorrect quotes

[miraculously-incorrect]

Ladybug: any cute things to call your boyfriend?

Queen Bee: honey

Rena Rouge: sugar

Chat Noir: flour

Carapace: egg

Chat Noir: ½lb butter

Carapace: stir

Chat Noir: pour into a pan

Carapace: preheat to 350 degrees

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[a-flaming-idiot]

Hawkmoth: *Sneaks in through the window* Mayura: *Flips light on to reveal her sitting in a chair while stroking Chat Noir in her lap* Mayura: "And where have you been all night, sir?" Hawkmoth: "I- I- *clear throat* If you must know, I was out battling that wretched little Ladybug and her friends into the early hours of the morning." *Spinny chair turns to reveal Ladybug laying across Rena Rouge's lap* Ladybug: "You wanna try again, Hawky?"

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[pro-bee-sisters]

Queen Bee: "Prepare for trouble!"

Vesperia: "Make it double!"

Queen Bee: "To protect the world from akumatization!"

Vesperia: "To unite all peoples within our nation!"

Queen Bee: "To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Vesperia: "To extend our reach to the stars above!'

Queen Bee: "Queen Bee!"

Vesperia: "Vesperia!"

Queen Bee: "Bee Sisters, blast off at the speed of light!"

Vesperia: "Surrender now, or prepare to fight!'

Pollen: "Pollen, that's right!"

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[gameguy20100]

Adrien: And the scenario is, Kagami eating a marshmallow for the first time. Begin.

Alya: What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?

Marinette: The sugar in this is quite sweet.

Nino: Mmmmm!!!

Adrien: That's your Kagami impression?

Nino: I can see her doing that.

Adrien: I don't care for it. Manga reference.

Kagami: What are you all doing?

Marinette: Eating marshmallows. Want one?

Kagami: OK. *bites one* Mmmmm!!!

Nino: Knew it!

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[ladymiraclewings]

Polymouse, to the team: Today, I’m gonna teach you how to face your fears. Now the first step to facing your f-

*toast pops out of toaster*

Polymouse: AAAAAAAAAAAA

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[pegabugladybee]

Pigella: Oh my God, that’s a lot of blood! Are you okay!?

Purple Tigress: Yeah I’m fine, it’s not my blood

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[toxinoire]

Okay so due to major boredom, waiting for the Miraculous World Special, absolutely emotionally dead over the fact that Miraculous season 6 won't be out for who knows how long and my dumbass thinking it was a good idea to rewatch the final ep of Supergirl and absolutely falling back into Supercorp, have a crossover of The Love Square and Supercorp. As incorrect quotes of course, I haven't written an actual crossover au.

...

Yet.

~~~~~

(Let's pretend that all this is post reveal for MLB yeah?)

Supergirl: I can fly high enough that If I drop a rock in from the stratosphere it could break the ground.

Chat Noir: *gasp* I wanna see that!

Supergirl: Or you could try it! You have that suit power up that makes you fly!

Chat Noir: *more gasping* YEAH! I COULD-

Ladybug: NO!

Lena: NO!

Ladybug: Fuck no!

Lena: Absolutely not!

Supergirl and Chat Noir: But-

Lena and Ladybug: no

~~~~~~

Kara: So this boy, who would literally follow you to the end of the universe, had called you "just a friend" more than you can count?

Marinette: Yep. It drove our friends nuts.

Marinette: And me too, so...yeah.

Adrien: You're not gonna let that go are you?

Marinette: Nope.

Adrien: Didn't you partner zone me?

Marinette:

Marinette: I did, didn't I?

Lena: So...

Lena: So basically, you two rejected each other...for each other? When even was your first kiss?

Marinette: During Adrien's flight to London-

Adrien, at the same time: Our date as Marinette and Chat Noir-

Adrien and Marinette: What???

Marinette: Wait, wasn't it during Oblivio?

Adrien: We don't remember that at all.

Marinette: Okay then-...Dark Cupid?

Adrien: I don't remember that!

Marinette: Then when was it-

Adrien: I don't know-

Lena:

Kara:

Lena:

Kara:

Kara: Oh that is complicated...

~~~~~~

Adrien: How is it like dating an alien?

Adrien: Because like, she appears human but she isn't. So how does that work?

Lena: Adrien...

Lena: Aren't you made from a feather?

Kara: I feel like it's more he is a feather.

Lena: Ah, right. And you appear human, but you aren't.

Kara: Yeah, how does that work?

Adrien:

Marinette: Yeah so spending time with you two was a bad choice.

~~~~~~

(Fighting a villain)

Supergirl: Crap, we have to get there but the path is blocked.

Lena: We need to distract them.

Ladybug: *glances at her Lucky Charm that is a bottle of perfume* Oh I know! Chat, can you-

Chat Noir, already putting opening Spotify and playing Careless Whisper: *jumps in the middle of the warzone*

Supergirl:

Lena:

Ladybug: Perfect. Now I need you two to drop that pilar on them and-

Lena: Is this how you two normally operate?

Ladybug: Well yeah and then there's me using whatever I get from the Lucky Charm to win with the laws of physics and Chat Noir's cataclysm.

Supergirl: And you win?

Ladybug: Yeah.

Lena:

Supergirl: How-

~~~~~~~

Kara: Hey! What did you think of Marinette and Adrien?

Alex: Those two...

Alex: Are the jumpiest most traumatized pair of 14 year olds I've ever fucking seen. It's like they're war veterans.

Lena: They kind of are war veterans.

(Meanwhile)

Marinette: Alya, how'd meeting Kara and Lena go?

Adrien: What did you think of them?

Alya: They are literally just you two except they're adults, both women, use technology, have siblings and only one of them had a secret identity.

Alya: Seriously, a smart human who has access to magical shit and a non human blonde who both saved the world, almost lost each other, dated other people before one another, make a great team and severely traumatized? It's literally you two in a different font.

~~~~~~~

Kara: Marinette, control your cat! He stole my food!

Adrien: I took one potsticker!

Kara: Still stealing!

Adrien: It is not!

Kara: Yes it is! What if I just took your pastries?!

Adrien: Hey! These are from my girlfriend!

Kara: Those potstickers were also from my girlfriend!

Marinette:

Lena:

Marinette: Wanna see how I made the contraption I used to hide Miracle Box among my things?

Lena: Oh absolutely.

~~~~~~

Lena: Oh, Nia. I see you've met Marinette and Adrien.

Nia: I have.

Kara: So what did you th-

Nia: Can we keep them? Please?

Supercorp: What-

Nia: I seriously vibe with Adrien's puns and Marinette is so fricking creative and I relate to her awkwardness.

Nia: Please can we keep them?

~~~~~

Lena: You...attempted to cataclysm your classmate for hurting Marinette? I mean, get mad and yell sure, but cataclysm?

Adrien: Yes. I do not regret that one bit.

Adrien: Besides, cataclysm doesn't kill, it just gives you excruciating pain that you'd wish you were dead.

Lena: What the fuck-

(Meanwhile)

Marinette: So you just dropped the plane with the toxic chemicals, not even bothering to check if you were flying over a population or not, and just took your fucking chances so you could save Lena?

Kara: Yeah. I'd do it again.

Marinette: But what if she hadn't made the jump?

Kara: I'd drop the plane and catch her.

Marinette: What if you were flying over a population?

Kara: Still dropping the plane.

Marinette: Okay then-

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[monarch-maelstrom]

After Hawkmoth is defeated

*Marinette and Adrien about to kiss*

Bunnix: Hello! Congratulations! You guys must be so happy!

Adrienette: …

Bunnix: Well anyways Adrien I already got you a therapist. It’s twice a week at 5:00. Okay well congrats again.

Adrien: uh thanks?

Bunnix: don’t worry Marinette I’m working on one for you.

Marinette: …

Bunnix: was this a bad time?

…………

Based on something my friends said

Adrien: tell my father I love him Nathalie.

Felix: tell my uncle he’s a shitty dad.

………..

Incorrect Miraculous quotes from gravity falls

Ladybug: and when we crack the case they’ll see who is adorable.

Ladybug: *sneezes*

Chat Noir: Aw you sneeze like a kitten!

————

Multimouse 8: Multimouse classic is getting away!

Multimouse with a paper 5 taped to her forehead: Uh no it’s me friends number 5!

Multimouse 5 being pinned to the ground: Don’t listen to her, I'm number 5!

All of the Multimouses: AHHHHHHHH!

………

Miraculous characters playing a basketball game based on me and my friend

Rena Rouge: Hey Ladybug did you hear who won the game?

Ladybug: No, because Chat Noir was saying yeet everytime the ball was being thrown across the room

Earlier

Carapace: *throws the ball across you the room*

Chat Noir: YEET

……….

Lila: *trips*

Ladybug: It’s kicking time.

Chat Noir: Ladybug NO.

……..

Chat Noir: *gets hit in the stomach by the ball*

Ladybug: Oh god! Are you okay?

Chat Noir: Oh yeah I’m completely fine.

Ladybug: I’ll be not fine for you.

……..

Chat Noir: even after penalteam I still have no idea how to play soccer

Chat Noir: *scores in the opposite teams goal 5 times*

————-

Chat Noir: what happened?

Ladybug: you fell off the Eiffel Tower

Chat Noir: ….

Chat Noir: well I guess it’s the I fell tower now

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[eldritch-spouse]

Thanks incorrect quote prompt anon

What if Breg’s crush is actually a hired agent to capture Breg back to facility, and just plays along with him to get into his confidence to lure him?What if it’s all just a some big trap and he falls for it like a moth for candle fire?

Well, first things first, if you made the absolutely horrendous mistake of saying that to Breg out loud, you're going to die. Like there isn't even a shadow of a doubt. Processing the humongous betrayal comes second, you're killed on the spot in his frenzy. It doesn't even matter if there's people around, you will die. Your path ends there.

The next thing Breg does is pick only a select few personal belongings from where he used to live, presumably with you, and then haul ass. To wherever really, but certainly someplace far far away. As fast as he can go on his own, because he's too paranoid to ask for transportation- If you could fool him, anyone can.

This would, naturally, break whatever optimism and good will Breg miraculously managed to retain from what was done to him. If this monster was already paranoid, now he's on the brink of insanity, believing everyone could be out to get him, everyone could be a part of the facility, sent out to recapture him. Maybe even Fasma, who knows- He can't be outside anymore. I fully believe Breg would go full caveman. Literally. He's going to hole himself up in a cave and sink into the worst depression of his life.

It was all a lie. You were a lie. His love was a lie. It was all fake, he was never free, he was never happy. Will he ever be, at this rate? Is freedom worth it if he has to hide in a cave? One or two agents is not a threat, but a full team, with weapons? He would lose. And the breeder knows he wouldn't get something as merciful as death upon defeat, he would be back to the Hell he fought so hard to scrape himself out off.

Either someone finds him in this state, rotting away in a cave, or he dies there. Alone. Scared. Angry. Sad.

[awwdrien]

*truth episode*

ladybug: my name is...i-is... m-marinette dupain-cheng

chat noir: ...wait

chat noir: WAIT A MINUTE

chat noir: i have a friend with the exact same name!! what a coincidence!!!!

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[nerdasaurus1200]

Alya: So you’re Ladybug.

Marinette: Yeah.

Alya: ....Do you lay eggs?

Marinette: *laughs* What? No!

*later, on the way to school*

Alya: Do you eat aphids?

Marinette: No.

Alya: Is this why you were so sluggish last winter?

Marinette: Yeah.

*later in class*

Alya: Do you have hidden antenna?

Marinette: No.

Alya: Can you summon an army of ladybugs?

Marinette: No.

Alya: What about the Miraculous Ladybugs?

Marinette: That doesn’t count.

Alya: How far does your yoyo go?

Marinette: I dont know, shut up.

Alya: If I was you, I would stand on the edge of a building and just yeet it as far as-

Marinette: Shut up Alya.

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[miraculously-incorrect]

Chat Noir: we've been working together for so long, i don't even remember which one of us is the bad influence

Rena Rouge: you

Ladybug: you

Carapace: you

Queen Bee: you

Chat Noir: Chloé you don't even play roblox with us get out of here with your judgemental attitude

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[sariahsue]

Wayzz: This area simply did not pass the vibe check.

Marinette:

Marinette: Alya, I'm begging you to stop teaching the kwamis modern slang.

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[lovesquarebebonkers]

Random Civilian: Haha, you’re so funny, Chat Noir.

Chat Noir: [eyes widen] [immediately takes them to the rest of Team Miraculous]

Ladybug: ... What’s this?

Chat Noir, to the civilian: Tell them what you said.

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[gameguy20100]

Zoe: So this formula will clean up the City?

Marinette: Should do. If I got it right.

Alya: Let me see. *drops it. *Scream*

Adrien: Wow it worked. Your room is spotless. The walls, the floor.

Marinette: PLAGG!

Plagg now white: I’m blonde! My IQ dropped 20 points!

Zoe: *Points to Adrien, Rose, then herself.* Blonde, blonde, blonde. *Points at Plagg* Dead!

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[ladymiraclewings]

Caprikid: Vesperia, can I ask you a question?

Vesperia: Sure.

Caprikid: Why are we lying on the floor?

Vesperia: You got knocked out during a fight so I laid on the ground next to you so people would think we’re just chillin.

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