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rustic-space-fiddle · 2 months
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Forgive me.
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clayfellover · 14 days
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in honour of the underworld saga coming out soon i finally decided to make epic shitposts
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unironicallyroyal · 1 year
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Odysseus: I’ll make sure this baby never knows about his past so he can stay alive and live happily ever after
Zeus: All of Olympus will literally snitch your ass
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galaxy-flowergirl · 2 months
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Something about the “I’ll rather bleed for you, I’m on my knees for you, I’m begging please” MAKES ME LOSE MY MIND
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Moments From Epic: the Troy Saga That Shall Live Rent Free In My Brain
The opening lines of The Horse and The Infant
"Who do you live for? Who do you fight for? Who do you wish for? Who do you try for?"
"AND TELEMAAACHUS!!!!!!!!!"
The overlapping of Zeus' and Odysseus' parts
The entirety of Just a Man
"So full speed aheaad!!!"
When Eurylochus first appears
"Watch where the birds fly. They will lead us to land!!!"
"Give me til sunrise, and if we don't return, then six hundred men can make this whole place burn!!"
"I had a challenge, a test of skill. A magic boar only the best could kill. One day a boy came for the thrill. A boy whose mind rivalled the boar's own will."
"Cause you're a warrior of the minddd!!!!!"
"Nah, don't be modest, I know you're a goddess. So let's be honest, You are Athena!! Athena!! Badass in the arena. Unmatched, witty, and queen of the best strategies we've seen."
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ninadove · 20 days
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“A mission
To kill someone’s son
A foe who won’t run
Unlike anyone you have faced before”
FUCK YOU ZEUS FUCK YOU ACTUALLY
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hiding-all-the-bodies · 6 months
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Odysseus: I did not dropkick a baby to only come this far
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moonmeg · 4 months
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Everyone around me minding their own business, going about their day:
Me randomly throughout the day: dudududu dum dum dum dum dum Alright my brothers listen closely dum dum dum dum dum Tonight we make the Trojans pay dum dum dum dum dum Ten years of war they killed us slowly dum dum dum dum dum But now we'll be the ones who slaaayyy dum dum dum dum dum Think of your wives and your children dum dum dum dum Your families wonder where you've beeeeen dum dum dum dum dum They're growing old and yet you're still here ... Do what I say and you'll see them again YES, SIR! DIOMEDES--
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enviousidiot · 1 month
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“The blood on your hands is something you won’t lose. All you can choose is whose.”
Hey. Hey this line is fucking ruining me. What the fuck. I am so not okay about this god damn musical.
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myreygn · 1 year
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sure warrior of the mind is great but have you considered dIOMEDES WILL LEAD THE CHARGE, AGAMEMNON WILL FLANK THE GUARDS, MENELEAUS WILL LET OUR MATES THROUGH THE GATES TO TAKE THE WHOLE CITY AT LARGE, teucer will shoot any ambush attack and little ajax will stay back (!) - nestor! secure helen and protect her - neo! avenge your father, KILL the brothers of hector!
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gaeapplehairline · 5 months
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THE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS IS SOMETHING YOU WONT LOSE! ALL YOU CHOOSE IS WHO'S!
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epicthemusicalstuff · 5 months
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What is your favorite song of the Epic Musical so far?
Okay! So I love too many of them, but speaking just from the two sagas we have out so far, Remember Them is one I find myself singing a lot! (I also literally love The Horse and the Infant and the transition into Just a Man too-)
I’m sure I will have many new favorites as new sagas keep coming out! I will say in the coming sagas I am most excited for Storm, Monster, God Games, and The Challenge!
(I love them all though don’t get me wrong!)
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uyachil-oar-blog · 20 days
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I suggest another misheard lyric: Diabetes will lead the charge
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lyricalmusingstuff · 3 months
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Ask yourself inside: What do you LIVE for? What do you TRY for? What do you WISH for? What do you FIGHT for?
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juiceboxerr · 4 months
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this part of “the horse and the infant” actually drives me insane every time i listen to it. i love the foreshadowing so much, and how soft odysseus’ voice gets to show his disbelief
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ninadove · 12 days
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This is the will of the gods.
— The Horse and the Infant, from EPIC: The Troy Saga
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