#the most i wore them was

[kenobihater]

reblog for a bigger sample size of former angry, creative, and/or highly dramatic children

#len asks #strangling tw #choking tw #drowning tw #<- ik followers and moots need those tagged but lmk if there's any more you want me to add #polls #personally i mostly hung my toys up. not in like a morbid way but i thought it was fun to swing them from trees #DEF threw them off structures in a morbid way. and melted their faces off in a morbid way. and gave them swirlies in a morbid way #i usually only did that to free mcdonalds toys and i don't think i ever did any of this to my expensive toys but i did like a bit of #violence here and there. it was an interesting outlet for sure. i basically always did it with a friend as well. bonding <3 #OH and we put out sparklers on an action figure once before tying blackcats to him and throwing him off a bridge. fun times! #oh and the freezer. i think that's it tho and i honestly only did most of these things once bc the novelty wore off #gonna periodically rb this for a bigger sample size. i will be HIGHLY disappointed in y'all if 'none' sweeps

[cerise-on-top]

Fasching with König

Because today is Faschingsdienstag, I just had to write something for him on that day! Today is the only day I can post this, afterwards I'll have to wait over a year again! Fasching is an Austrian holiday that is essentially the last day before fasting for 40 days, so people go all out with food and drinks and festivities, they even dress up in costumes! It's not nearly as fancy as what some other countries have, but it's tradition! Besides, who am I to say no to a Krapfen with König!

Mentions of alcohol, but König is Austrian, so what did you expect?

First off, he hates going to the city during that “holiday”, there are far too many people, the crowds are way too big and it’s too loud for his liking as well. The only reason he’s taking you to the city on that day is so you can experience more of Austria with him. At least that’s what he tells you, in reality he just really wants to go eat a Langos or two and drink a few beers. No one would judge him for that on Fasching, there are crazier bastards out there than him. He’s never been a fan of Fasching, not even when he was a kid. The only reason he looked forward to that day was because he could go home from school earlier than usual. But other than that Fasching had always irritated him. He was never one for playing dress up either.

He couldn’t say he was surprised when you came up to him, demanding for the two of you to dress up as something. The most König would do on his own would be to put on a pair of bee feelers on top of his head, but he would never consider putting on a full costume. Not only was there a chance people would stare at him, but he’d feel awkward as well. Besides, which place would actually sell a costume in his size? Not a common one. You’d need to be a bit annoying for him to put on more than just bee feelers. He’s more willing to play dress up with you as long as you put on something as well, though, even if it still wouldn’t be anything too fancy. If he can find one, he might put on a Winnie the Pooh onesie, but only because it’s somewhat comfortable, somewhat warm and because there are weirder people than him out there.

He’d hate seeing the Faschingsumzug, but he’d tolerate it just for you so you can see all the wagons together and comment on all the costumes. The music is far too loud, there are people surrounding him on every side and he still hasn’t had a single drink yet. Tragic. You might wanna hold onto his arm before you’re being swept away by the crowds. Although König usually isn't one for PDA, in this case he’d prefer to keep you close. It keeps him a bit calmer and you’re not getting lost in a city or town you barely know. You can drag him around all you want, though, he’ll comply, even if he might roll his eyes a bit whenever you wanna go take a closer look at some of the other costumes and wagons. However, get ready to be dragged to one of the nearest stands for a few Langos. They’re not amazing, nothing special in the slightest, but they’re not bad either. He’ll pay for them, naturally. You can choose between a regular Langos, a Toast Langos or even a Käsekrainer Langos. König will likely have eaten all three due to his massive appetite, but you’re more than welcome to take a bite out of them as well.

Once it’s finally getting a bit later and the masses are starting to disperse, that’s when König will be a bit less grumpy. He gets to finally go to a bar with you and drink to his heart's content, his highlight of the day. You can drink whatever you want, from soda to Pago, from Spritzer to Jägermeister, he’ll always go for a few beers. While he might seem a bit grumpy at first, once he’s had his first beer he’s a bit more cheerful, König just really hates big crowds. However, he got to spend another day with you, which is all he could ever want. While you’re sitting at the bar he might take out a few Krapfen for the both of you to enjoy as well. Might joke about getting some Heringsschmaus with you the next day, even if you don’t like fish. It’s tradition, it’s part of the Faschingszeit, but that doesn’t mean he’s a big fan of it either. No, he much prefers the Krapfen you can eat during Fasching. Not big on fasting, he loves beer and meat too much to give up either of those things and won’t even do so if you ask him to. He’s a simple man, he knows what he wants and he knows what he likes. You can pry his Schweinsbraten from his cold dead hands, and even then he’d put up a fight.

Although König loves spending time with you, he will be glad once Fasching is over and once you finally voice the thought of going home. He’s tired from all the people and the alcohol makes this situation only slightly better. Even so, despite all of that, he’s looking forward to the next holiday, proper or not, he can spend with you. Due to him having drunk some beers, he’ll likely stay in bed a bit longer the next day. A perfect opportunity to snuggle up to him for a bit. Afterwards you can discuss what you would like to eat together.

#cod #cod x reader #könig #konig #könig x reader #konig x reader #I was so unhappy when I had to go through town today and there was no way through so I had to go around town to get home #I was so incredibly pissed about that #but hey my father made Gulasch today! and he put a blueberry quark strudel in the oven! it was so creamy and good! #so food wise today was amazing for me! #I even wore some cat ears at wok. the other apprentice and me were the only ones who “dressed up” today which was a shame #even though he only wore devil horns and that's it so nothing big either #but there are people who dress up entirely! but you barely see couple's costumes here. I saw none today in all honesty #I saw a lot of ladybugs though! a few bees! piglets! sunflowers! #it's a colorful festival! but a lot of people drink on this day so not a lot of them will be at work tomorrow! good #the only reason König would love this holiday would be because of the beer #you guys don't understand just how much alcohol Austrians drink we're far far above the EU average #the state I live in is far above the Austrian average as well my father told me today #so yeah we drink lots and lots of alcohol. beer for the most part but Spritzer is also really popular. Spritzer is superior though #beer is just disgusting and gross. I've tried it once and it was so bitter. but this is coming from someone who likes Jägermeister haha #I didn't get a Krapfen today though which is so incredibly sad :( Maybe some other time but it won't be a Faschingskrapfen :(

[chaotic-history]

@earlgrey24 you've inspired me

Hi my name is Chevalier François-Marie Arouet de Volatire Gentilhomme de Chambre du Roi. I like writing satire (that's why I got put in the Bastille) and I have a long grey wig à la Duc de Nevers and sparkly dark eyes that everyone talks about. A lot of people tell me my style looks like Louis 14 (AN: if u don't know that is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Duc de Richelieu but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I live in Prussia but I'm French. I have pale white skin. I'm also a poet, and I write for the Comédie-Française which should really be called the Theâtre-Française where my plays are the most famous (I wrote my first one when I was nineteen). I'm basically nobility (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear a lot of lace and wig powder. All of my clothes are retro because it's cooler. For example today I was wearing a long pink and gold waistcoat, grey stockings, a blue silk coat with matching trousers and long lace cuffs reaching to my fingertips, a powdered wig, and my red Louis 14 shoes. I was walking outside Sanssouci. It was cloudy and I was freezing. Maupertuis stared at me and I put my middle finger up at him.

#of- #- the three wearers only the last now persists. #voltaire #notes: yes V did include chevalier in his titles on Mlle Corneille's wedding documents. why? i don't know #à la duc de nevers comes from Grimm's correspondance where he said Nevers had created a style of wig imitated only by Bachaumont and V #V said the comédie-française should be renamed the théâtre-française since most of the plays put on weren't comedies #émilie said he wore too much lace and used too much wig powder #he did wear clothes that were more late 17thC; mostly the wig style and longer waistcoats and cuffs #and you can see the louis xiv shoes (with the red heels) in huber's painting Voltaire's Morning #i'm disappointed i couldn't think of a good lead in to “(that's how i got my name)” #cause there's so many possibilities lol #oh and the eyes that everyone talks about is cause Pearson's “everyone mentioned them; men as well as women” (not incorrect)

[scoliosisgoblin]

anyway, here's Jay and Peter au's

based on looks Jay would be Gomez and Peter would be Morticia, though their personalities are switched, sooo

#anyway so I wanna get into the monster au #so Peter lost his hair not through a video but through risking his life to save Jay from being killed #it was like a public execution but modern. they're monsters in a human world basically #Jay always kept hidden. wore bandanas and beanies to cover his snakes #btw Peter obviously is obsessed with the snakes #Jay and Peter didn't get along in the beginning #vampire Peter is more obsessive #they both live in the woods. Jay much deeper #oh yeah so Peter lost his hair cause he was running out in the sun and was set ablaze by it #most of his clothes and hair burnt off (his skin burnt a bit but healed ofc) #and yeah idk they just ran off to the woods. whenever people would go looking for them — either Peter would feed on them #or Jay would turn them to stone #SPECIFICALLY in my au Jay can look Peter in the eyes and he won't turn to stone due to not technically being alive #they weren't sure of it so Jay just kept his glasses on. during a fight one day Jay removed them trying to turn him to stone #though Peter was OBVIOUSLY hurt by it. he was mesmerized. so yeah he doesn't turn to stone looking in Jay's eyes but rather hypnotized (?) #but yeah that's the lore for a silly post #my art #your boyfriend game #void #jay/jacob #vampire #monster au #yb art #yb fanart #yb peter #yb fandom #yb game #your boyfriend peter #your boyfriend fanart #peter dunbar

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I’m noticing a disturbing number of medical professionals look roughly my age

#i feel like… when I’m old enough that most of them are younger than me #whatever #everyone will be younger than me then #them being my age is too weird #like… #you wore vans and had an emo phase #put that stethoscope away

[mitamicah]

Time to be self centered for a moment:

Me and the guys 🥹🫶

I still can't believe that I was able to meet Bojan, Nace and Jan last weekend (how is it already a week since Malmö OVO) :'D

They were so freaking humble and easy to talk to?!? 🥺🥺🥺

Bojan and I 'are you'ed each other for at least half a minute xD The love is really stored in the Bojan - the way he just gives you his entire attention when you talk to him OVO Plus he remembered my Häärijä cosplay from Helsinki, let me die happy now 😭🥺

Nace is such a lovely turtle dad proudly talking about his babies (I can relate to how much he talks with his hands) and his laugh is even more contagious in person 🥹 Loved that we in Gothenburg ended up wondering over the question 'what is each JO members signature picture pose' together; Nace and I showing off the Jan pose for the last picture x'D

Speaking of Jan, the poor boy had lost his beanie in Gothenburg (not pictured) so he had a scarf on his head :'3 he too was very nice talking to and me and another dane managed to spread the 'please come to Denmark' propaganda 😂

Jan and Nace both got little 2 min. pen doodles from me that I drew with frozen fingers and in a rush (didn't know how long they'd stay) and bless their heart for being genuinely happy to receive them :'D Nace did also get a second Malmö sticker just so I could see his reaction x'D (I'd sent Bojan off with gifts to all the boys during soundcheck and Nace confirmed he had gotten his and it was on his laptop I believe :'3 <33)

(Since I ran to Bojan I was too late to meet Kris in Malmö, and Jure stayed by the bus smoking which I respect)

#how am I alive :'D #impressed with myself not mentioning the are you tattoo saga once in this post btw x'D #also now I have a pretty good estimate how tall bojan is :3 #since I am only slightly taller x'D #nace was such a dad when he both days tried to calm my anxious butt telling me he wouldn't have come out talking to us if he was uncomfy #I really hope he did not just say that to calm me but actually meant it :'D #he was not only dad however he also was very goofy and silly and I love that about him x'D #I think after meeting them I vibe most with Bojan and Nace #but that is probably not fair of me to say since I only saw Kris and Jure at a distance :'D #and I am biased towards bojan because bojere and because the bojan kept feeding me tiny little nuggets of love through the gigs and after #there's something quite satisfying to me that I am wearing a white version of the JO hat where everybody else is in black beanie or no hat #also that I wore kä when together with bojci #and light grey to nace's black #but yeah especially kä with bojan since I'd gladly be substitute jere for a minute x'D #me #micahs thoughts #micahs foolery #jo see you soon tour 2024 #sys tour 2024 #joker out spring tour 2024 #malmö gig #gothenburg gig #göteborg gig #my gig

[mo-ok]

🤍🩷🌊 Sayaka + Mai 🪽🩷🤍

#changeman #*in my best kurenai otoya voice*: yuri #i love them i love them i lo #this is why its important to have two girls on the team #they wORE EACH OTHERS OUTFITS YOUR HONOUR #mai isnt normally in the helicopter she's only there because sayaka let her have a go flying it do yOU UNDERSTAND #they managed to turn a crying over a boy scene into THE MOST sapphic scene in the whole fucking show someone please help me #2024 the year of being normal about women

[lesbiradshaw]

🪩 monica barbaro - 2023 oscars red carpet 🪩

#this is one of my favorite looks from her ever second only to the blue dress she wore to the afterparty #just stunning one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen ! #i made these gifs for myself so i can tweet them every 2 seconds #queenie i hope she lands that role opposite timmy chalamet 🤞 #monica barbaro #natasha phoenix trace #top gun maverick #top gun maverick cast #tgm cast

[emmafallsinlove]

no but….. this jess with this rory <3

#i love him like that <3 #and that is the most iconic s1 outfit she has ever wore #what if we got them like that WHAT THEN #jess x rory #jess mariano #rory gilmore #gilmore girls #or speaks now

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Jake in glasses.

(Eliot)

(Alex)

#the librarians #jacob stone #christian kane #sadly he only wore them for ten minutes in one episode #and he's the academic one #so stereotypically he should have been the one to wear them the most #ah well #take what you can get i suppose #ghostly'sgifs

[riacte]

In 20 years Ren is going to be telling one of his many failures-with-women stories about this awesome lady he played minecraft with.

He's gonna get asked about one of his favourite Minecraft memories and he's gonna talk about MCC9 and then go "dammit of course there's a lady involved"

"One time I asked her to dig diorite with me but she ran away 😔 #YHTSI"

#now i realise rendog is one of those ppl who always has the Most Insane Stories you hear when you're with them in the pub #also HELP????? this is an hysterical ask to receive #ren got a compliment for a shirt by a girl when he was 19 and he wore grey polo shirts from then onwards. hes sooooooo😭😭😭 #ask box #answered

[songsintheattic]

i haven't put any real miles on my African rangers yet but they are breaking in very nicely and i already love them, i am very excited to get them out on the trails

#probably tomorrow if not today #most people seem to not need much of a break in with them at all but i am Delicate #but it feels exactly like breaking in a baseball glove lol #exact opposite of the bellevilles which gradually harmed me the more i wore them jdjdjd #still holding out hope i can fix them though

[oppositeslut]

Look at all these minifigs I got !!

Skylor my beloved 😍

#YALL IM SO HAPPY #like i couldn't believe how cheap they were??? #the most expensive one was golden Lloyd and he was only $25 #the rest were $7-9 #TEEEEEHEHEHEHEH #IM SO HAPPY I HAVE THEM #literally guys if you have a store called “bricks and minifigs” near you #GO TO IT NOW #THE BEST PLACE EVER #i wore my lil lloyd sweatshirt that i made #and one of the workers there told me they liked it !!!! #and i have a ninjago keychain and someone asked where i got it from #THOSE WERE MY PEOPLE !!!!!!!! #set was it was ok they had most of the new DR sets #and a few crystalized set #BUT IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL OMG YOU GUYS HAVEEEE #TO GOOOOOOOOO #anyway sorry #IM SO HAPPPPPYYYYYYYY #ninjago #just birdy thoughts

[ballads-of-breeze]

“I know what you are 🐦”

“Right back at you 🐉”

#liveblogging #genshin spoilers #xianyun story quest spoilers #I love whenever the adepti see zhongli. he faked his death to retire and here he is again #like it was very difficult for all of them bc he was their leader and friend #but if you compare like. xiao and ganyu who are a couple thousand years younger than the rest #and only ever saw him as the fearsome and unshakeable general and king #with cloud retainer and the rest who have Most Certainly Seen Him Shitfaced Drunk And Up To Dumb Shenanigans #(not saying xiao and ganyu never saw any but they’ve got the complete respect filter on) #after the initial grief for his ‘death’ and outrage that he tricked them wore off I’m pretty sure the others were like #yeah that’s a classic rex lapis move. #I’ve seen a few fics actually where he’s faked his death multiple times for his incognito personas. he just did it as a god this time

[thereissomethingunderthestairs]

Hey heres my favorite family picture since my photo application reminded me of the anniversary of when i took a picture of the actual photo a couple years ago

Me and my little sister and my mom eating some za on some farmed theme plates.. im wearing a beanie and sunglasses shoveling mangled up bits pizza into my toothless mouth via fork. mom is also eating pizza with a fork. little sister looking like an actual lump. the deer head has its own plate as well

#me with a sippy cup and my mom with some mac donalds novelty cups #i believe this is when we lived in section 8 housing in alaska #I have a lot of photos of me in this house wearing sunglasses around #funny since it was most likely completely dark outside when i wore them

[gouinisme]

every time i find myself in muslim insta comment sections i go insane, i grew to resent islam but my experience with it was chill as hell compared to bitches in comment section, they'll call fucking anything haram, it's like they're fucking gatekeeping the religion. they sound like fucking catholics if i'm being honest

#you're not allowed to show an inch of skin you're not allowed to listen to music you're not allowed to care about your appearance you're not #allowed to do fucking anything except be miserable and pious #maybe it's just an algerian thing that we're chiller about islam? #like whenver i went there even though most women wore a headscarf people were totally chill if you were in shorts and a tank top noone #gave a shit. like i look back to the pics of my mom in the 80s where she and some of her sisters wore miniskirts and power suits and dark #makeup. while some of them wore abayas and khimar AND NOONE GAVE A SHIT #meanwhile bitches on insta act like you're going to jahannam if you've ever heard a musical note