#the only other mach option is mach alert which. thats just prowl

[charlie-artlie]

okay wait this wasn’t the meta post i was gonna make but i’ve been scouring the tfwiki in an unblinking state for hours now and i need to make this one

so chromedomes three named dead conjunx enduras were scattergun, pivot and mach. mach is the only one that actually seemed to be a real character with speaking lines (i mean obviously they probably didn’t intend it to be the same guy but shhhhh), from transformers victory, and was part of a combiner duo named machtackle (linking a video of them here cuz they’re actually super adorable)

[ID: a photo of tackle and mach from transformers victory. tackle is an orange and blue autobot and mach is a white and blue auto with thrusters on his chest.]

my point in all this tho is that chromedome has twice now married someone whos already in a committed relationship with some other guy. if i had a nickel for every time chromedome married someone else’s husband id have two nickel’s. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice. is the dick amazing? how does he keep getting away with this?

or maybe it was just a random name they decided to use and it doesnt mean anything. listen. just play with me in the space okay

#transformers #charlie chatterbox #cant stop thinking abt mach and chromedome……….. #i need to actually watch victory i feel like people say its bad but the clip i saw was rly cute #obviously i dont think this is canon but like #plaaaaay with meee #the only other mach option is mach alert which. thats just prowl #cant even begin to unpack that one