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blursed-ninjago-ideas · 3 years

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Here's an idea: Jay having a gaming YouTube channel that he uploads to when the team isn't busy trying to save the world. The rest of the team make frequent appearances in his videos, sometimes bc he's playing someone's favorite game, sometimes by popular demand. Some of his most popular videos include:

Cute couples livestreams a la GTLive with whatever Jay ship you like the most

Family game nights where it's just the team being chaotic and playing multiplayer games like MarioKart, Mario Party, Super Mario Bros, non-Mario multiplayer games (my family only played Mario games and one High School Musical 2 karaoke game, so I don't know what other video games could work)

A fairly large playlist filmed between S2 and S3 where Jay somehow convinced Sensei Wu, Sensei Garm, and Misako to play FNAF together (I kinda like the idea of Misako loving horror things, Garm thinking it's kinda fun but not something he'd go out of his way to do, and Wu hiding behind the both of them after the first jumpscare)

Hundreds of reaction gifs being made from clips of the rest of the team being chaotic in the background

Highlights include:

-Wu screaming at the game, Garm goes full big brother and punches the screen. Misako just laughs and that’s the end of the first video (They got a new monitor after that)

-A fire in the background while Jay is still gaming memes. (”My responsibilities” written over the fire)

-Then second part/second meme being Zane putting it out while Jay still hasn’t looked. (”My unfinished school work” written over the fire, ”Snow day” written over Zane)

-Kai accidently walked passed shirtless and the chat lost it’s mind.

-Jay: “I’m dead.” Cole: “No I’m dead. You’re the one that hasn’t died yet. remember?”

-Everybody demanded Jay make Lloyd play the scariest horror game, expecting Lloyd to be scared and adorable, but Lloyd got too into it and Jay had to remind everyone that he was a Darkley’s kid.

-Clips from that episode trend, like a clip of Lloyd laughing manically at a blood filled room captioned “ummmmm.... 👀”

-Nya is the queen of rage quitting. “Remember that time she threw the console through the wall?” “Which time?”

-The time Lloyd came in covered in bruised and marks, practically carrying Kai who was covered in blood and looking like he’d just dug his way out of his own grave. There was about two frames where Jay hadn’t turned around to look yet and it if you took a picture it looks like he’s ignoring his dying siblings and everyone thought it was hilarious. Discourse started because people saw the picture and didn’t know the context and assumed Jay was actually ignoring Lloyd and Kai and got upset. It was a whole thing and spans a copypasta

“This is disgust! I can’t belive someone who claims to protect us would do something like that. And everyone defending him is just as guilty! you can’t just ignore people bleeding out and dying for a stupid video game. If it woere me I would of droped everythng to help. And I have medical training so i would of actually been useful, unlike this little blue bitch who just sat there and made them wait. they almost died because of him. this is not hero!1!!”

-”this is not hero!1!!” becomes a joke caption to add to any unflattering picture of the ninja, as well as a phrase used to mock reporters that try to slander them.

“This is disgust! I can’t belive...” becomes very recognizable as well. Some times just saying “This is disgust” in the right context is enough.

-Cole stole Jay’s pudding while filming a video, Jay said “This is not hero!” at him and everyone lost it.

-Ivy

#Mod Ivy #ninjago #lego ninjago #blursed ninjago ideas #ninjatuber

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gnfthee-sexhaver · 3 years

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The whole "dnf is dead" or "dream and george got in a fight" thing IS stupid, yes, when in a /srs sense. However it is hilarious when I say it because i do not mean it in any way shape or form. Its funny because I use fun emojis and copypastas. So, anyway,

Dnf is dead 😭😭💔💔 love is fake 😢😢😫😫💚❌❌💙 heart ❤ been broke 💔 so many times ⏰ etc

#im so funny #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #dnf #some of yall are fucking insane

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universallywriting · 3 years

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Steven/Connie double date (other couple your choice)

two in one

tw: recreational legal drug use (alcohol)

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Steven still had a knack for embarrassing himself, despite being twenty-five and, in theory, well beyond his awkward teenager years. But he both lacked a filter and a fear of trying new things, which turned out to be the perfect combination for humiliation. All too often he shared personal information too easily, he tried new food and drinks that led to incredibly, embarrassing suffering, and regularly attempted physical stunts that left him with bruises on more than just his ego.

On the other hand, Connie had long ago transcended her childhood awkward stage. Somehow, she was a constant presence of unflappable poise, beauty, and wit. That was the kind of thing that happened when someone was preparing for a career in public speaking, and it could be a little annoying to have a partner so poised.

Except for the fact that he knew it was all a lie, and it was all too easy to knock her off her feet in the right situation.

“You’re painting again?” she asked Daniel over a dinner double date. “That’s amazing! I wish I could get back into my hobbies again.”

And he, one margarita in, put his head against hers to lovingly quip, “I wouldn’t called fifty thousand words of Sonic Boom fanfiction abandoning your hobbies.”

Daniel and Patricia cracked up immediately, and he could see the flustered looked on Connie’s face turn into giggles. Of course she wasn’t going to say anything - if she said nothing, there was a chance it could be a joke, and not that he had just outed her very real, ever-growing trove of fanfiction.

When the waiter swung by, he decided to get a double shot mojito, and a dish that was marked as spicy. It was a fun night, after all, and it took a lot to get him drunk.

And, as for spice, well… he was used to making a fool of himself. But he was absolutely going to drag her down with him if it was the last thing he did. Conversation continued as he took his drink fast, enjoying the odd burn that slipped from his throat to his belly - the beginning of a sleepy fuzziness starting to creep across his brain.

“Connie’s always been a nerd,” he remarked, grinning, because it was hilarious that everyone seemed to forget that but him. “No one notices because she’s so cool now, but she’s a huge nerd.”

“We’re all a little nerdy,” Patricia said. But he had vibes from that - the kind of vibes that said Patricia meant she watched sci-fi sometimes, or that she was very good at school.

“No,” he corrected. “I mean she’s a huge dork.”

Before he could see his wife’s face, the waiter slid by the table. Steven asked for another mojito and whatever look Connie had before is replaced with warning. “Should you?”

“Shouldn’t you?” he retorted, then beamed at the idea. “Can we get a long island iced tea?”

“Who’s going to drive?’ Connie said, and the waiter hovered by the table as he waited for them to settle it.

He waved his phone. “Rideshare.” He could tell that she was tempted. She rarely drank, but long island iced teas were her favorite. They were also very alcoholic, and she was very bad at alcohol. He said, with only the slightest bit of condescension in his tone, “Do you want wine? I know you’re a lightweight.”

She took it like a challenge, like he knew she would, and made up her mind straight away. She looked up at the waiter with her politician smile and said, “No, I want the tea. Thank you.”

She was a lightweight though, and he was quite happy with himself as he looked back at Patricia again. “I don’t mean that, like, Connie likes Star Voyage. I mean that Connie has an Eris account so she can fight about whether there’s a bias against interracial couples in fandom.”

“Well because there is,” she started, her temper went half-up just from the thought of it. But she took a breath and smiled and said, “But, you know politicians. We’re always politicizing everything.”

Boo!

Boring.

He tried not to pout, though he was pouting very hard in his mind as he ate his salad. Polished Connie was boring. Professional Connie was boring. Connie with her face on was amazing and wonderful and he loved the work she did but

he was already a little tipsy

and she was boring.

He was absolutely delighted when her tea came, and destroyed his mojito with a speed that made Patricia whistle. Connie was slower with her drink as she tried to maintain a normal conversation, but it was a heavy drink. It was her favorite drink.

It vanished, probably faster than she planned, and she ordered another because Daniel and Patricia were drinking too. Of course, he noted as he took a breather with an on-tap beer, the two of them could probably hold their liquor better than his love.

When his food came, he humiliated himself as he expected. His face went red. He felt sweat on his neck. He chugged water like he needed it to live. It was enough to get a giggle or two out of the other couple, and enough for his tipsy wife to regularly be overcome by them.

He was drunk but not drunk enough for walking to be a challenge. Perfect. He’d rather not look stupid if he wobbled on the way to the bathroom. In the meantime, Connie’s composure had plummeted down. Her voice was full of emphasis, exaggeration, excitement - the bubbly girl she kept under-wraps all too often.

Daniel was laughing. “Oh my god, are you serious? By the time you got to high school you were, like, full swan. We only knew you as sword girl.”

“And I worked very hard to cultivate that image,” she insisted, her words slightly blended together with delight and drink. “It’s a delicate balance. I leaned from Pearl. It’s about knowing what is and isn’t refined, and speaking only of the refined things.”

“Exactly,” Steven agreed, trying to sound properly Britishly posh. “We only speak of how compelling the draaaama was on Under the Knife, and never the fix fic you wrote because your favorite children’s book had too much kissing.”

There was laughter all around the table, Connie slipping down her chair as she giggled helplessly, shaking her head. “No! No that’s not why! You are taking-”

“Lisa says ‘you can’t fix an evil empire by kissing’, Connie! You made her say that!”

“This is bullshit! You are oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion!”

“That’s a meme!” Patricia cried. “That’s a seven year old copypasta!”

“Steven used to eat flour,” Connie said, a heavy swallow coming from her throat as she struggled to catch her breathe. “He still does sometime. I’ve seen him. I’ve seen him!” “Everyone eats flour. I can just appreciate it without other flavors.” He grinned, looking to the other couple with relish. “In Connie’s fix-it fic Archimicarus gains power whenever Lisa is in pain. So Lisa wears a-”

“Stop! Not the grimdark phase!” she gasped between peals of laughter. “Anything but my edgy phase, please!”

And that, Steven felt, was far more fun than composure.

#deathchrist2000 #steven universe #steven universe future #fic #connverse #connie maheswaran

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genesisrose74 · 3 years

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I know you dont really do ship fics but I was wondering if you could do a part two to the Sapnap Simp x Karl Anon enemies to lovers blurb 👉👈

NO NO NO I FUCKING HATE YOU /J FUCK YOU I’LL DO IT BUT WITH THE WORST THING EVER

Also pretty sure this counts as suggestive bc it’s from the unus annus video “AI Predicts How We’re Going to Die” and if you know the thing I’m talking about then you know it’s hilariously stupid but definitely not PG so if you don’t know it or don’t like the nsfw (?? It’s a copypasta thing but still lmao so) then maybe just leave this one be skfjskjd okay—

Karl Anon’s ass...limber as it was hard, laid face up in the wind. Nothing had hurt them like this before. No ass had ever even come close to what Karl Anon’s ass was capable of. Pain. Pain was all they felt. Pain was all that was dealt. Pain was all that was smelt. They thought about Sapnap Simp, who had tried to fuck them up, who had her ass drilled. She had tried. She hadn’t given up. She had done whatever it took. The only thing that she had not been able to do was get off. Karl Anon had no intention of giving up. They knew how to take it. They knew how to fuck. They knew how to take that ass. They would take it and be fucking it for as long as they could. So sore that neither of them could barely hold on.

****

In conclusion, my anons-turned mutuals can SUCK ON TOES BECAUSE THEY SUCK /lh

#nsfw?? ig #copypasta #refusing to put normal tags on this one #💀💀💀 bye

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milomeepit · 4 years

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Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

see the hilarious thing about getting this stupid copypasta of an ask is that im not even a little bit close to identifying as a lesbian, im a genderfluid nonbinary pansexual 😂

to whoever is sending this out get well soon my dude i hope the parasite eating ur brain leaves u with enough function for the all the shit to go back to coming outta ur ass

#i did it guys #i finally got the gold star lesbian ask #id like to thank the academy

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donnerpartyofone · 6 years

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What questions do you hate getting? Like what asks really annoy you lol

there are so many ways to answer this! get ready for an extremely long answer!

like first of all, there have been many anon styles over the years that i really object to, but that i wouldn’t consider real “questions”:

- i’ve had people serially send me these elaborate “asks” that amount to some sort of incredibly dreary performance art. the person obviously thinks they’re so gonzo and that they have such an amazing command of the language, but the harder they try to be eccentric and brilliant, the more sophomoric and predictable they sound. i really hated those because they were so unfunny and pretentious, in spite of what the author obviously thought of himself. (i say “him” not only because i prejudicially think this is a very boy-on-the-internet behavior, but also because i think i know who was responsible for a lot of them) reading them was just exhausting and depressing.- i really don’t get the point of copypasta, in which i would include the practice of sending disembodied chunks of dialog from movies and tv. i guess the goal is supposed to be to make the recipient look like an asshole if they’re duped into thinking it’s a real message, but a) it doesn’t make you stupid if you don’t have everything on knowyourmeme memorized, and b) ...it’s always so, so obvious when someone is sending copypasta, even if it’s totally mundane. i can’t explain why, it’s just an instinct. somebody will send me some “weird”, “random” message, and it always has this kind of artificial smell on it. every time i get something like that, i just google the first line of it and find out immediately that it’s from, you know, ANCHORMAN 2 or something. sometimes i also get asks that are just copied from some other actual tumblr’s recent text posts, and those are equally obvious for whatever invisible reason, but somehow they’re even grosser to me. i have no idea what people get out of sending these things.- obviously it sucks to get deranged messages from alt right trolls who have decided for themselves that i’m obsessed with hillary clinton, or whatever else they’re excited about, and who think they can shame me by sending obscure, unverifiable, decontextualized chunks of “news” that could only have come from whatever nazi echo chamber they’re part of. but, i guess that’s just a fact of life now, on or off the internet.

i do also get these certain types of messages that are more like “real questions”, but they bother me because in part because they’re annoyingly topical, and moreover, because they’re leading questions. i wish i could come up with specific examples but i don’t have the energy to go through my whole archive for these things...it’s just questions about, you know, the latest donald trump gaffe, or the most recent attention grab by james franco or shia lebeouf, or something else that’s a) more of a TMZ topic than what i’m usually interested in, and that b) really has a prefabricated answer that’s the only acceptable response: this guy’s a douchebag, that movie fucking blows, rapists and racists should be thrown off a cliff, et al ad nauseam. i guess there’s a possibility that whoever asks me these kinds of questions hopes that i’ll say something really surprising that no one has thought of yet, but the vibe i get is that they really just want me to go off on a fun, sarcastic tear where i satisfy the person by reinforcing things that they (and practically everyone) already think. sometimes there’s an adjective that kind of tells me what i’m supposed to think to begin with, or the question is structured in such a way that suggests that the author thinks they already know my answer. sorry i don’t have any fun examples! i just remember the sad, tired feeling of getting one of these after another, and wondering like: what provocative, unusual thing could i possibly say about some youtuber i’ve never heard of who just dropped the “N word”? isn’t that guy just an unqualified asshole, is this really deserving of analysis?

on a very similar note, sometimes i get messages that take this sarcastic tone toward social justice-related shit, like say the idea of being “woke”--as if that word weren’t originated by legitimately oppressed people to describe their need to relentlessly research and fact check every piece of information that crosses their path, because their lives are threatened by evil, bigoted social and political machinery. if the word “woke” is starting to sound ridiculous, it’s only because people with privilege find it hilarious to toss it around, specifically because it’s so far from their own experience. it isn’t inherently funny that people are trying to improve their circumstances through education that goes beyond the conventional curricula, or that people who have had traumatic, dehumanizing experiences are using modern technology to unite and increase their visibility with things like hashtags. the person who asks me these questions doesn’t come right out and shit all over this stuff, but their use of quotation marks and tonality always makes me think that they’re angling for me to thumb my nose at “today’s climate” of political correctness.

and on THAT note, i sometimes have this sense that people want me to be more, i don’t know what, anti-everything than i actually am. like they want me to hate every significant artist with the slightest taint of corrupt thoughts in their work, or they want me to hate every remake of a classic movie just because hollywood remakes = automatically bad. it’s like there’s a hope that i’ll be a lot more radical than i am, in one direction or the other, and i have to remind people that i’m mainly just a regular person who likes a fair amount of regular stuff. that’s kind of a weird experience.

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riderofthemaelstrom · 7 years

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Me: I hate Skyrim's wedding system. The whole "grab an amulet of Mara and get married, 'cause life is too short" thing is so stupid and unrealistic, and my main character will stay single until they release a male follower with a normal romance, or at least friendship, questline.

*watches a playthrough of Skyrim Romance Mod with it's hilariously bad, romance novel cliche-filled writing, illogical characters and obvious Neverwinter Nights 2 copypasta*

Me: ... actually, maybe the vanilla Skyrim weddings aren't that bad.

#Skyrim #skyrim mods #skyrim mod #skyrim modding #skyrim romance mod #skyrim weddings #shitpost #seriously that thing makes twilight look like shakespeare in comparison #looks like romance novel lovers learned how to mod #didn't expect that #like even i wrote better at 14 and i am ashamed of the things i wrote at that time

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chibipika · 7 years

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In the 13+ years I’ve been on Serebii, I’ve obtained a small handful of infractions, all of them for replying to spam because I think trolls are hilarious. But this one. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. Is completely and utterly incomprehensible to me. I have no memory of typing this post. Seeing my name attached to it is just surreal.

And the worst part is, reading the rest of the thread gives no context! Why? Because it’s actually four threads merged into one. You can tell because some of the posts have titles. So all the posts are all jumbled up and you can’t tell who’s talking to who and if that wasn’t bad enough! Reading the OP, it looks to me like all the posts in this “thread” (4 threads) are actually satirizing posts from completely different threads. There were a lot of really stupid debates cropping up around that time period, and I think all four of these threads are actually copypastas of those debates with like half the nouns swapped out for sillier things. That’s why it feels like there is some kind of rhyme or reason to the posts lurking between the lines, because for as nonsensical as they are, they’re not “lol random xD”. Everyone’s clearly referencing something. That would explain why I don’t remember typing this, because I didn’t type this.

I swear, reading this post is like looking into a parallel universe to view an alternate version of myself. It’s wild. This post is an archaeological mystery for the ages.

#serebii #serebiiforums #spam #suicide mention #in like the vaguest most nonsensical manner #but might as well tag it

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