my controversial (some of them) zero day headcannons:
Andre does not listen to music, he’s one of those fuckers. if the radio comes on and it’s not ear ruining, he’ll keep it on, but ask him who anybody fucking is, he’s not gonna know. He’s an old man trapped in a teenage boys body.
Andre is that one annoying kid who likes to play devils advocate in history/government class, we all know it.
for all my Rachel haters: Rachel was too much of a bhad bitch to be fucking cal’s loser ass.
cal absolutely stinks, like weed, fucking applesauce, and boy stink. This kid showers once his mom pushes his stinky ass into the bathroom and uses deodorant like laundry detergent
cal is not a cutter, from one cutter to another, I can’t see it. but andre though…..yall ain’t ready for that conversation
Andre is like most definitely straight edge and for no reason, not a religious thing at all, he just is. (drug/alcohol wise I mean, but dangle a little bit of this and that in his face, and it’s over).
Cal and Andre have always been loser freaks, the bullying whatever didn’t create them. It created that apathy for other human life. The violence and blood lust was always there.
Cal is literally the devil, something’s not right. Like sure Andre is obviously violent and scary, but Cals a chameleon that turns uncanny valley after a while.
Cal has a couple “friends”, people in band and what not, also Rachel, but Andre has none. Like at all, just Cal.
Cal is not some misunderstood depressive suicidal/homicidal, he’s definitely the reason why his family didn’t have pets, if you catch my drift.
Andre supremacy.
Andre definitely was obsessed and in love with Cal, but internalized homophobia made him die a virgin.
Even if it was to happen, cals too depressed to get it up anyway (hi dylan!!!!!)
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You know how Gordon Goose's high school design was inspired by Jason Schwartzman's character in Rushmore? I thought that was kinda interesting and it would be pretty cool if you drew both Max Fischer and Gideon Graves (High school or not idc)
thanks in advance!
They can be annoying together <3 or idk, I never watched this movie but I think he's similar enough to Gordon.
I once again want to apologize to Jason Schwartzman's fans because he never looks right when I draw him, especially when I trying drawing him in a way that wouldn't look so off next to Gordon,
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[spoilers for nope (2022) ahead]
it’s been a couple days since we saw Nope and Oh My God I Cannot Stop Thinking About Jean Jacket. it’s a ufo. it’s an alien. it’s a force of nature. it’s an animal. a wild animal. a hungry, territorial, untameable predator. it’s a spectacle. an object of attention, obsession. an exploited show pony. a must-see event. with its gigantic screen-shaped eye it in itself IS a horror movie, a theater of billowing, constricting curtains and played back screams. it’s the viewed. it’s the Viewers. it’s the lens of the camera watching, capturing the image, of a black man on a horse. it’s an eye. it’s a mouth. it’s both, good god, it’s both. it ravenously consumes all who looks upon it and all it looks upon in return. it’s the perfect kind of movie monster that we as an audience are so horrified to look at, but the monster, in so many ways, is also us. it’s just us. we’re looking at a reflection, and it startles us, scares us. just like lucky at the beginning of the movie.
and it’s just fantastic.
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I saw someone somewhere say that not all the Aphrodite kids are “conventionally” attractive AND I WILL STAND BY THAT!!!!
Because yes!!! They’re not all white and skinny there’s gotta be some variety. They’re the children of the goddess of love and beauty, self love is a given. Confidence makes the most beautiful people.
Like even if some of them have braces or acne or whatever, I know they’re all beautiful and charming like it’s the vibes you know? People try so hard to make braces seem awkward but some of the prettiest girls I know have braces and they LOVE to laugh and show them off.
I also just know the Aphrodite boys are ACTUALLY CLEAN. They all actually wear chapstick, put on deodorant, brush their teeth and T A K E B A T H S. Nothing is more attractive than a man that actually washes his ass let me tell you.
What makes all the Aphrodite kids beautiful is that they’re all confident, there’s no way all of them have pretty baby blues or the metabolism of fucking cheetahs. And I just know they’re supportive like come on. Hot bitches don’t gate keep
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