This happened, shut up.
Felix: how did ya sleep?
Farleigh: good. But you know, last night I saw Oliver and Venetia have a go at it.
Felix: ...and where were you?
Farleigh: in my room. I saw them on the bench right outside my window.
Felix: and what did you do?
Farleigh: nothing, they were over at the bench.
Felix: but you saw what happend?
Farleigh: yeah, cause they were at the bench.
Felix: so, you saw what happened and you did nothing?
Farleigh: yeah... cause they were doing it outside, on the bench.
Felix: let me ask you this... in nazi Germany, when people saw what nazis were doing and then did nothing, were those good people?
Farleigh, trying so hard not to laugh: nope, those were bad people, Felix. You gotta stop with the nazi's.
Felix: but you saw what Venetia was doing to Oliver and you did nothing!
Fairleigh: cause they were outside on the bench!!
Felix: just explain to me this. How are you better than a nazi?
Sir James: we're taking breakfast in the west patio today!
(and the conversation ended)
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we finally got canon ages for some of the redacted boys!!!
Samuel Collins- 29 *when turned* (technically 44 ig)
Vincent Solaire - 20 *when turned* (technically 43 ig)
Avior- Coalesced 36 years ago
Gavin- Coalesced 33 years ago
Aaron- 33 years old
David Shaw- 30 years old
Asher Talbot- 30 years old
Milo Greer- 30 years old
Lasko Moore- 29 years old
Elliot- 29 years old(???) (timeline just states he was adopted 29 years ago)
Huxley- 26
Caelum- Coalesced 24 years ago (caelum is still very much mentally a child tho. don’t be weird)
Damien- 24 years old
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I assumed you used the monkey emoji cuz I'm black, like okay frieza /j
for you suckers that don't understand tone indicators that previous line is SATIRE its a JOKE /gen
NOT FRIEZA!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀
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Fingers ease out to capture Su Jin's jaw, shutting him up from his tangent to instead kiss the man silent more. A heavy lick into their maw and a bite to the tongue, Clav's hand releases the other's frame as he retreats his lips and stands back up to head to the kitchen. He was going to start dinner now he can relax with his utensils and spices.
Prior thoughts cease to exist after the kiss, tongue peaking out to lick along his lips to savor the taste of his husband. Was that his heartbeat in his ears ? With lashes fluttering low over his gaze, Su-jin rubbed over the place where his heart was, his entire being melting at the remembrance of the kiss. Did thoughts really matter? His tangent completely forgotten, and instead, he finds himself sinking to the floor, head tilting back to lay against the couch, the cushions soft and full of their joined scents. Swaying side to side, he hummed to himself. Ah, wasn't there something he was supposed to be doing ? Maybe. He'll get to it later. Right now, he's just happy goo, just a puddle of content feline. I adore that man.
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Dear go to bed
LMAO You must be new here, I am nocturnal!~
I'll sleep at 5AM my time and no sooner <3
Thanks for the concern tho XDDD
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