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#the way im cackling lmao
im-getting-help · 1 month
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This happened, shut up.
Felix: how did ya sleep?
Farleigh: good. But you know, last night I saw Oliver and Venetia have a go at it.
Felix: ...and where were you?
Farleigh: in my room. I saw them on the bench right outside my window.
Felix: and what did you do?
Farleigh: nothing, they were over at the bench.
Felix: but you saw what happend?
Farleigh: yeah, cause they were at the bench.
Felix: so, you saw what happened and you did nothing?
Farleigh: yeah... cause they were doing it outside, on the bench.
Felix: let me ask you this... in nazi Germany, when people saw what nazis were doing and then did nothing, were those good people?
Farleigh, trying so hard not to laugh: nope, those were bad people, Felix. You gotta stop with the nazi's.
Felix: but you saw what Venetia was doing to Oliver and you did nothing!
Fairleigh: cause they were outside on the bench!!
Felix: just explain to me this. How are you better than a nazi?
Sir James: we're taking breakfast in the west patio today!
(and the conversation ended)
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nerves-nebula · 7 months
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Made a meme 4 u
OH MY GOD
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soup-scope · 1 year
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we finally got canon ages for some of the redacted boys!!!
Samuel Collins- 29 *when turned* (technically 44 ig)
Vincent Solaire - 20 *when turned* (technically 43 ig)
Avior- Coalesced 36 years ago
Gavin- Coalesced 33 years ago
Aaron- 33 years old
David Shaw- 30 years old
Asher Talbot- 30 years old
Milo Greer- 30 years old
Lasko Moore- 29 years old
Elliot- 29 years old(???) (timeline just states he was adopted 29 years ago)
Huxley- 26
Caelum- Coalesced 24 years ago (caelum is still very much mentally a child tho. don’t be weird)
Damien- 24 years old
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nosleep83 · 9 months
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SHSBSLSUSBWKSOSJWNS EXCUSE ME?????
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morgana-ren · 8 months
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You guys want to see one of the comments of all time about Baldur's Gate?
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Guess where it's from.
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It's on Gribbo's page. You know. Gribbo. That little nymph Gribbo. GRIBBO.
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koishua · 1 month
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first started writing for nct when this place was infested with neozens and then started writing for enha during given-taken when there were barely any engene writers at all and now its the total opposite lmao i find that actually hilarious 😭😭
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kangpingyu · 3 months
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WE-LOG in Busan | In which Yonghoon takes Kanghyun home for the first time and immediately regrets it
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m00ngbin · 4 months
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I think that there's something so funny about Toichiro thinking that he's the most special person in the universe while simultaneously having one of the most common surnames in Japan
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thelastsaiyanprincess · 7 months
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I assumed you used the monkey emoji cuz I'm black, like okay frieza /j
for you suckers that don't understand tone indicators that previous line is SATIRE its a JOKE /gen
NOT FRIEZA!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀
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mythcaels · 7 months
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for every like this posts gets i'll write
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chloelouygo · 8 days
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I bought a linkin park cd today and my mum has already stolen it for her car-
#im cackling#i said she could borrow it but i wasnt expecting her to unwrap it on the same day i bought it and take it with for her evening exercise- 😅#to be fair i currently habe one of het LP cds in my car#sharing is caring (as long as it's linkin park CDs)-#she played lp on my way to my first day at school when i was 5 and i swear down they've been with me ever since#it was Crawling that pkayed when she dropped me off for ref-#ugh i fucking LOVE linkin park#i remember going to uni and having consumed a bottle of shitty wine i proceeded to burst into tears in the muddle of a club#because tyey pkayed Numb like 4 minths after chester's passing#and i was NOT READY#all my band posters have fallen off my walls pretty mych with the passage of time#bit I'll never not have a pucture of Chester within easy view#he's spent like 7 years next to my bathroom door lmao sprry my guy#if im ever brave enough to get a tattoo my first will for sure be lp related#either that or a star in each ankle for my beloved Dougie#dougie deserves a whole separe post tbh#I'd stick amd poke them myself but I've proven time and time again that i absolutely CANNOT draw stars lmaoo#i did stars on books at Christmas amd oof i fekt called out seeing how awful theh wer#npt simething to freehand#so ima gp sit dowm-#edit: clearly i cannot spell i am so sorru#I'm laughing at how autocorrect went '😬😬😬 yeahhhh i ain't getting involved in her dyslexia-' 😅#i can't spell at the best of times much less rn-
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gojoest · 1 year
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appearance matchup for @t-aomine
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cherrykamado · 1 year
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CUM JAM
cherry !!!!!
LISSEN i would say im sorry,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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dcwnrisen-aa · 1 year
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Fingers ease out to capture Su Jin's jaw, shutting him up from his tangent to instead kiss the man silent more. A heavy lick into their maw and a bite to the tongue, Clav's hand releases the other's frame as he retreats his lips and stands back up to head to the kitchen. He was going to start dinner now he can relax with his utensils and spices.
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Prior thoughts cease to exist after the kiss, tongue peaking out to lick along his lips to savor the taste of his husband. Was that his heartbeat in his ears ? With lashes fluttering low over his gaze, Su-jin rubbed over the place where his heart was, his entire being melting at the remembrance of the kiss. Did thoughts really matter? His tangent completely forgotten, and instead, he finds himself sinking to the floor, head tilting back to lay against the couch, the cushions soft and full of their joined scents. Swaying side to side, he hummed to himself. Ah, wasn't there something he was supposed to be doing ? Maybe. He'll get to it later. Right now, he's just happy goo, just a puddle of content feline. I adore that man.
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zelda7999 · 1 year
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Dear go to bed
LMAO You must be new here, I am nocturnal!~
I'll sleep at 5AM my time and no sooner <3
Thanks for the concern tho XDDD
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wabblebees · 1 year
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the universe is mean as hell but at least its fucking funny
(cw for christian end-times conversion bullshit under the readmore)
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#tonight has been ! bad ! and my brain was not a great place to be for most of it bc iiiiits been getting worse. again. so#i went on a walk to clear my head and Stop thinking of being dead but ! lo and fucking behold !#its okay ill be fine i promise#but i was laughing the whole fucking way home#i always take down or wreck shit like this when i see it out+about ((also saw a fucking inf//owars sticker that was too cold to peel off so#i had to take my keys to it until it was unrecognizable)) but when i saw the front of this one i was just like ''oh gross'' and tore it off#but i uhh. wasnt rly expecting that top sentence lmfao#started fuvking cackling like a madman in the street#for context if yr reading this and don't know already/cant tell:#im a xtian cult survivor. this is conservative xtian apocalyptic propaganda shit. im furious this exists but holy shit its fuckin hilarious#reading ''hey pal u ready to die?? god lovehates yr guts'' when yr just trying not to think abt how ready to die u are... fucken incredible#i covered up the url on the bottom + im not gonna show the front ((its fucking awful tho omfg. yhe fuckign flag+white house are on there??#wild lmfao)) bc i dont need their right-wing apocalypse-fearmongering bullshit to get any more web traffic#plus its not like this shit isnt dimeadozen further south/out west. its just been a hot minute since ive seen anyth this edgy-guilt-trippy#in this state. figures. out in the yeehaw-ass back half of mass.#anyway. i hate it here lmao#im more ok now too i promise#walked back home once my phone died + forced myself to eat food+drink water; now im back in bed and texting someone to stay out of my head#i think i might actually go out w better stickers+a knife+some nailpolish remover sometime in the next few days before im headed back home#take down some bullshit and. oooh... think i might put up one of my ''transsexuals have got to get meaner'' sweatermuppet stickers:>#hmmmmm. yeah#cw cult mention#tw christianity#cw bible quotes#cw christianity#tw suicidality#<- just in case.#anyway. i love yall. be careful with yrselves#and if you see bullshit like this please take it down. its trying to funnel people into disgusting right-wing rabbitholes. its dangerous.#bee speaks
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