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Wishes and Lies (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/L8IwuSMULU The art's not mine If you know who drew it please message me so I can put it in the description It's just a simple Treebros fic with references and all that stuff. Like, as many as I can fit. I'm not the best at writing so bear with me. I also occasionally reference other musicals, so be warned and ready to catch the references. It's GAY AF if you couldn't tell from the cover, so if you don't like it, don't read it. 
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isometricisabella · 7 years
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Dear Ben Platt,
ANYONE HAVE A MAP or just some instructions on how to not cry today? IF (only) I COULD TELL (you) HER how much we cherish this musical, well I would be ranting FOR FOREVER. The impact you’ve had on us will never DISAPPEAR. WORDS FAIL to tell you how much we appreciate your work. So GOOD FOR YOU for showing ONLY US that (we) WILL BE FOUND. Because of you, we no longer feel SO SMALL. Enjoy your last show as Evan Hansen.
SINCERELY,
All of us.
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Waving through a window (4)
Evan turned around.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to snap at you” Connor said, looking at the ground. “I want to hang out with you, okay?” Connor almost shuddered. He wasn’t used to saying nice words to anyone. It was very new to him.
“R-really?” Evan asked, unbelieving.
“Yeah or whatever” Connor said. “Now, can we get going? We only have half an hour until the end of sixth”
They began walking to exit the school. 
“H-how d-do we get t-there?” Evan asked, confused. He knew that À La Mode was a while away. He hoped they wouldn’t have to walk.
“Oh yeah, my parents let me drive today” He pointed to a black car. 
“O-ok” Evan said. He didn’t think it was wise to question why Connors’ car was in the staff car park.
They walked over slowly, both not knowing how to start talking or even say any words.
When Connor and Evan were about two feet away from the car, Connor fast stepped forwards and opened the passenger side door to allow Evan to climb in.
“T-Thanks” Evan said, looking up at Connor. Evan smiled. Connor felt himself blush slightly. 
No. Why was he blushing? There was absolutely no reason for him to be blushing in any way, shape or form whatsoever. It was probably the weather. Yes, definitely the weather.
“W-why is y-your f-face r-red?” Evan asked. 
“Oh- I- uh, it’s really hot.” Connor replied.
Evan didn’t believe that for a second. It was the middle of Winter. Evan didn’t say anything, of course, he just turned back to look, smiled once more at Connor and then faced the front window.
Connor walked around to his side of the car, sat down, glanced at Evan quickly and turned on the ignition.
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kachinnate · 5 years
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jared’s twitter username is @/insanelycoolJK because u can read it as “insanely cool jared kleinman” bc he’s the insanely cool jared kleinman, or u could read it as “insanely cool jk” as in ‘just kidding’ bc he’s secretly insecure(tm) , send tweet
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mauzn · 4 years
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Deh Youtuber AU hcs (plus treebros an galaxy gals cus I'm trash.)
Evan:
He didn't want a account first but Jared insisted on making him one
That's why his name would probably be evangreen or something. Other names could be; Evan essence (again from jared), EvanH, MEH, EH or just plain Evan
Making videos like song covers or singing his own songs he wrote, facts about trees and other plants (duh), maybe tips when you have a panic attack or for anxiety????
Him starting his videos pretty awkward but cute like; ,,So uhm..Hey uh..guys"
Him being shy at the beginning of every video but once hes a few minutes in, hes more comfortable
Is always sitting on his bed or something because it's less akward
Him always liking nice comments and write a comment back
His outros would be always different because hes unsure what he could do, sometimes hes just smiling and waving awkwardly or just saying ,,So..Bye!"
He DOES have a really cute endscreen that was drawn from his friend the one and only Connor Murphy with cute music, something like Home from Cavetown
Merch? Probably, but again it would be drawn by Connor since that's more his talent than evans. The designs would be something positive like: You're you and that's enough, or a little tree with the font; I speak for the trees! (That was also Jareds Idea.)
Connor:
His username would be something simple like ConnorMurphy420
He makes Rants. Mostly just rants (you cannot change my mind on that) or vlogs
Instead of starting the videos with an intro, he just emidiatly starts to talk, no intro,no "hi!" Nothing. Just getting straight to the point.
He rants about all kind of things; youtube drama, homophobes, transphobes, stuff like that. In his vlogs he probably just alks about stuff he did with his friends or how he managed to not freak out on anyone this time (hes working on that ok ;-;)
His outro is: ,,Anyway,I hope your day wasn't shitty. Bye" and then hes turning off the camera.
He uses some rock/alternative music for his vlogs
The Rants have no music (hes getting loud enough.)
He makes his own merch and some for the squad (Evan, Zoe,Alana,Jared)
His merch designs are stuff like a bird in the air saying: ,,don't talk to me I'm high" or just a classic middle finger design. One idea is from Evan; it's just a font that says ,,If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"
Jared:
Jared's username would be TheInsanelycoolJaredKleinman and that's a fact.
His videos are mostly vlogs or reading your comments videos. Full of memes.
A lot of memes.
He would be calm at the beginning but after a few jokes (those he will always do.) He gets more and more hyper.
His intros are different from time to time
His outro is just a endscreen with the next and last video on it, the subscribe button and meme music. The music changes tho
His merch is just some stupid fonts on t-shirts like "yeehaw". He has some nice designs that are made from connor too. (One might be a bath bomb who knows 👀)
Zoe:
Her username would be ZoeMurph or Stargirl or something
She would make videos about her playing the guitar or recordings from jazzband, probably vlogs too
She would have a sparkly font with her name and a nice galaxy background with her own music as her intro
She would be very hyper at some point in her videos but can also be very concentrated and serious when shes playing guitar
Zoe's outros are kind of like Jared's, just with her music (I had no idea for this one sorry)
Her merch would be probably mostly pastel colored with stars and/or galaxy themed (yes I'm giving her galaxy vibes.)
Alana:
Alanas username would be very simple; Alana or Alana B
Her videos are mostly things like: ,,10 ways to make you're bullet journel look good" or she would make videos about learning and education (so diys and tips for homework ya know?)
She would have a intro like: "Hey guys! Today I will show you how.."
Her outro would be the classic simple; ,,Thank you for watching!"
Shes always very happy and talks a lot, sometimes she would lose her point where she was going but ends up remembering
I don't think she would have some merch first, but after a while bec her subscribers asked for it, she would make some. It would be very positive stuff like ,,Keep on dreaming"
Collabs? YES PLEASE
Evan:
Evan would probably make collabs with all of them, he would sing with zoe, comment about comments with jared or watch stupid videos, rant with connor or just talk about stuff with him,and with alana he would try some diys
He would be VERY SHY in their videos but hes warming up to it
Connor:
Connor would make videos with either evan or zoe, with evan they just casually sit there and listen to him and might even give a comment about something too and with zoe he would make some vlogs and just,,act like siblings.
He would first be very quiet but will start to get more involved after time
Jared:
Jared would make collabs but only with evan
He and evan make still comment videos bc hes not rly into that singing or plants thing
So yeah,,, just typically jared.
Zoe:
She would collab with Evan and Alana
Evan and her would make covers and with alana she would also record some diys
She would be very happy and a little bit hyper from the start
Alana:
Alana would collab with no one rly, except for zoe or evan when they are doing some diys on her channel
And now..The shippings.
Treebros:
Ofc who would have thought, Jared and Zoe would be the ones who are ALWAYS joking about them being in a relationship even tho they aren't (YET cough cough)
,,Oh yeah my brother/friend is so gay for his best friend he doesn't realise it'' energy
Evan and Connoe both don't rly talk about it but most of their commenters are asking/commenting about the shipping
Jared ships it and will say stuff in his videos like: ,,So,, idk what evan and connor are doing in their freetime but lemme tell you, its kinky!"
Galaxygals:
Unlike Treebros, zoe and alana ARE already dating and are pretty open about it. They don't talk about it often but aren't trying to hide it
Connor teasing his sister in his vlogs but his sister teasing back in her vlogs
They're comments are FULL of ,,Omg you guys are so cute!!" ,,otp!!" And ,,Goals!!"
(I got tired and uncreative in the end sorry:| most of these thoughts came to me pretty random soo..)
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palenoface · 5 years
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DEH YouTubers AU
Personal channels
Jared is the first to really be active on YT : he doesn’t have a big community until he starts streaming for eight hours straight ; he becomes unexpectedly popular.
his fanbase makes memes out of his ragequits or his ridiculous winning poses. 
He called his fans “children” one time and it stuck with them.
Every now and then he posts tutorials on how to fix tech junk, pretty much like that one guy he saw doing a big “FUCK U” to apple 
His channel’s name is TheInsanelyCoolJaredKleinman but it’s kind of a mouthful so the internet shortened it to TICJK. His intro is “*spinning chair* SUP FUCKERS THE INSANELY COOL JARED KLEINMAN HERE AND TODAY-”
Connor accidentally uploaded an unedited video and the algorithm pushes him in the front of the scene maybe six months after he posted it.
Most of his channel is just him sitting at his desk, often high, ranting about everything that is wrong in the world and how one can get better on a personal level.
His most popular vid is the one where he talks about beating depression and prevening suicide. He almost cries on camera.
His channel reeks of chaotic energy and people are here for it.
His channel’s name is murphyrules and his intro is “Okay so.”
Alana does pretty much the same thing as Connor, but in a more calm,  collected way. Her channel is all about feel-good activism.
A lot of her vids are recorded outside. She usually writes what she wants to say before she turns on her camera and checks multiple times that her arguments are fair and valid.
She’s very LGBTQ+ oriented and talks a lot about feminism and racism, and just equality in general.
Her fanbase is pretty small and chill, so she hosts a discord where her fans can talk together and reach out whenever they’re in need.
He channel’s name is just Alana Beck and her intro is generally a quote from someone probably famous followed by “Hello everyone, you’re in the good place.” She likes the Good Place.
Zoe starts later than the rest of the team, but really gets into it when she sees how much it helps Connor and wants to try it for herself.
She mostly posts covers of Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald‘s songs, but occasionally makes book reviews.
She’s probably the least connected to her fans, because they aren’t all that numerous and barely comment, but she always gets an excellent ratio views/likes.
Her style is a little messy but everyone sees how much potential she has and is encouraging her to impose herself more.
Her channel’s name is Soul’s Pulse. She doesn’t have a real intro, but she fingerguns more often than not.
Evan didn’t plan to become a youtuber at first.
He’s mostly in the background of the other’s vids, like sometimes he’s listening to music in Jared’s room during a livestream, or how he sits on Connor’s bed when he decides to film anything, because he’s often high and Evan doesn’t want him to get hurt while setting up his stuff, or he goes on walks with Alana and holds the camera for her when she vlogs outside so she can have her hands free, or sometimes he and Zoe discuss about a particular line in a song or a book and try to understand why it works the way it works.
But one day Jared edits out twenty seconds out of one of his streams and it’s just Evan rapping at the speed of fast on Guns and Ships and the internet basically exploses.
He’s not sure at first, but then under the insistant demands on his instagram and twitter he finally makes his own channel : turns out he’s very good at beatboxing, rapping and singing acapella, so he mostly does that for a while, but then branches out a little and starts doing his own rant videos about ecology and mental health.
His channel’s name is Ev Rants and his intro is “Today is a good day and here’s why.”
Collabs
Jared is, as often in their group, the first to be asked to do official collabs with his friends, and not just Evan or Alana walking by in the background.
Jared & Connor sometimes play together online on random games, and eventually get kicked out of their respective teams because they keep targeting each other no matter what the main goal is. They often end teaming up and beating everyone else’s ass.
Jared & Alana play strategy board games. It usually take them a whole day to get through a single game because they keep trying to one-up each other with ridiculous yet very effective tactics.
Jared & Zoe collab very rarely on Jared’s channel, but there are one or two videos of Zoe describing very cool mods she found for Skyrim.
Jared & Evan don’t really collab, it’s more like Evan tags along at some point during livestreams and acts like an unhelpful second driver, trying to give Jared directions. It’s very frustrating for both of them but very funny for the public.
Connor never titles his videos as collabs, and his thumbnails are always a black screen with the title on it, so it’s generally a surprise whenever there is someone else on screen.
Connor & Jared made a short series of videos where Jared looks at stuff on the internet and Connor has to tell if it’s true or made up.
Connor & Alana team up on subjects like white/male privilege or capitalism and make a lot of historical researches to understand where it comes from and why it still exists.
Connor & Zoe’s collabs are the more frequent as they live under the same roof. It’s always less-than-a-minute videos recorded with a phone, where one of the siblings does something stupid or weird, like accidentally setting fire to a frying pan.
Connor & Evan are both present in most of Connor’s videos, but Evan doesn’t always speak up. When he does, it turns into a question-answers kind of game about a specific topic until they both know enough about it to write a whole thesis.
Alana puts all the tags possible on her collabs, because she wants to make sure everyone knows that, yes, she actually has friends in real life.
Alana & Jared once tried to host a DnD night with the gang, but ended fighting over technicalities of the main quest. It’s probably the longest video on her channel to this day.
Alana & Connor vlog together when she finds a way to lure him outside of his house. They go to museums where Alana plays the guide and Connor makes snarky comments about everything, but they overall enjoy themselves.
Alana & Zoe decided from the start that their collabs would never be heavy themed, so they do a lot of challenges - or at least the non-dangerous or stupid ones - and tags and asks videos.
Alana & Evan love to record their treks in the mountains or in the forest, because Evan has an impressive memory when it comes to trees and plants, and Alana is always eager to learn.
Zoe gets more important once the others include her in their videos, but there is always the idea that her subs are here for her and her only.
Zoe & Jared make vine compilations. That’s it, that’s all they do.
Zoe & Connor made one (1) cover together on a random song and for some reason it’s now a daily thing.
Zoe & Alana talk a lot about music theory when they are together. Sometimes they also do wholesome memes and satisfying sped-up videos of the two of them cleaning a whole room.
Zoe & Evan sing a lot acapella when they have the time, and if they don’t they just review cartoons. (Zoe has a thing for Steven Universe, but shhh.)
Evan & Jared come up with game theories when they collab on Evan’s channel. The most popular video about it is the one where they realized the theme songs of the characters in Undertale are always connected to one another.
Evan & Connor make sure to film together once every five videos. They don’t always know what they will be talking about, but Evan just hit the record button and they spend the afternoon together, after what he edits it out and keeps the important parts.
Evan & Alana do yoga on saturdays, sometimes with Connor as a special guest. It never goes as planned and always ends in laughter when one of them inevitably slips and falls.
Evan & Zoe’s collabs are kind of messy when it’s on Evan’s channel, but it’s always wonky DIY and weird cooking recipes they found online. They sing together while working.
Group channel
Alana is the one who thinks of it, because she’s been asked multiple times on her Discord if she would do a Q&A, and most of the questions are about her relationships with the other members of the team.
They call the channel Dear Unholy Five after the first meme to come out is all five responding “porn”at the same time at the question “what did the internet brought you that you would never have learned in school ?”
Zoe does most of the group challenges on this channel instead of her own, like making everyone’s makeup - this one was a disaster, they had no idea what they were doing - or watching terrible movies and commenting it.
Connor uses the channel as an excuse to play ouija. Evan is lowkey the only one enjoying himself, weirdly enough. Jared jokes that Evan has a supernatural kink on top of the tree one. “Ghost tree kink” becomes a new meme within the community.
Jared just loves being asked stuff.
The community
Because the group is close-knitted and is used to read each-other’s comments, Zoe quickly notices that some of their fans are starting to shipping them. While her and Alana’s relationship isn’t a secret - they hold hands in various vlogs and sometimes even kiss on camera, and no one really made a big deal about it - Evan isn’t officially out of the closet, Jared’s SO prefers to keep their identity private and Connor isn’t the most comfortable around feelings.
As it starts happening more and more often, Connor and Evan figure out that whatever is between them doesn’t need to make it on the internet, so they don’t confirm nor deny anything.
It only fuels the fanbase more, but because they’re such a small community based on each other’s respect and privacy they don’t pry too much, and when anyone starts to be too nosy the rest of the fanbase quickly shut them down. There are however the occasional shippers who never miss anything on screen and notice whenever Connor makes heart-eyes at Evan, or when Evan becomes flustered by Connor’s proximity.
Zoe is the one unexpectedly confirming the theories when she records the two boys singing Marianas Trench at two in the morning, and Connor suddenly kisses Evan in the middle of Here’s to the Zeros and resumes on singing like it’s nothing. The bad quality of the video doesn’t stop it from trending, before Zoe finally takes it down on Evan’s request.
The fans stay respectful of their wish for privacy, and after the first wave of hype it just becomes common knowledge that they’re together. (It doesn’t stop Connor from killing his fans a little whenever he and Evan swap clothes, though.)
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ao3feed-bemorechill · 6 years
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Squad Goals To The Max
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GL3kJK
by NoItsBecky_127
JazzyZoe: Treat him gently. If I come back one day and you’ve hurt him I will fight all of you
MarshMellow: are they dating?
TheInsanelyCoolJaredKleinman: yes
EvanH: Wait no we’re not
EvanH: Jared don’t misinform them
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IAmHeere: ok so
IAmHeere: y’all just lost the token straight
TheBiBiMan: y’all
sbarrosguy: y’all
StonerMurphy: y’all
IAmHeere: i come out to everyone and all you do is criticize my word choice??? i hate this family
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EvanH: I’m hungryyyyy
TheInsanelyCoolJaredKleinman: same fam
IAmHeere: i need fooooooddddd
TheBiBiMan: eat???
JazzyZoe: We can’t
stonermurphy: unfortunately
JazzyZoe: Connor you need this holiday the most
stonermurphy: eh
JazzyZoe: It's because you’re a sinner
stonermurphy: i noticed
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MarshMellow: anyone else awake?
IAmHeere: yes
EvanH: Yeah
stonermurphy: yep
AlanaRocks: Yes.
TheInsanelyCoolJaredKleinman: uh huh
TheBiBiMan: course
ILovePlayRehearsal: I am!
sbarrosguy: totally
MarshMellow: jesus christ we’re all fucking insomniacs
Words: 1506, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: Evan Hansen, Jared Kleinman, Connor Murphy, Zoe Murphy, Alana Beck, Jeremy Heere, Michael Mell, Jake Dillinger, Rich Goranski, Christine Canigula, Jenna Rolan, Brooke Lohst, Chloe Valentine
Relationships: Evan Hansen/Zoe Murphy, Jeremy Heere/Michael Mell, Jake Dillinger/Rich Goranski, Brooke Lohst/Chloe Valentine, Evan Hansen/Trees, Platonic Relationships - Relationship, squad - Relationship
Additional Tags: Texting, chat fic, Crossover, squad goals, nobody is heterosexual, Anxiety, SMOKING DRUGS, The Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman, I'm Bad At Tagging, sorry - Freeform, Probably no Squip, No Connor Project, Connor Lives, Michael is gay as hell, Social Anxiety, Depression, mental issues, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Everyone Has Issues, Lov the cronch, Memes, Humor, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GL3kJK
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you and @theinsanelycooljaredkleinman
Yep, sounds about right.
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the-h-twins · 7 years
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Jared, my baby boy, I love you
JK: and i, your gracious overlord, allow you to do soJK: with the amazing cool flair of a greco-roman god, ur blessed byJK: the 1JK: the onlyJK: theinsanelycooljaredkleinman(TM)
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ules: answer the questions with the first letter of your name, then tag 10 people. if the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. you cannot use the same word twice. Thanks for tagging me, @future-struggling-musician
what is your name? Danielle 
a four letter word? Darn 
a boy’s name? Davie 
an occupation? Doctor 
something you wear? Dungarees 
a color? Dark Blue 
a food? Dragonfruit 
a place? Delaware 
something you shout? “Damn It!" 
a movie title? De Palma 
something you drink? Drinks 
an animal? Dragonfly 
a type of car? Delorean 
title of a song? Darkness and Trees
I tag @back-to-bassics @celloizing @icannotsayiampleased @flute110 @musicalwaffles @you-had-me-at-e-flat-major @yes-theinsanelycooljaredkleinman @soyouwanttobeamusicmajor @english-history-trip @undeadfingersofbeethoven
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ao3feed-kleinsen · 6 years
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Star Signs and Between The Lines
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2ksGwo6
by TheInsanelyCoolJaredKleinman
Evan works at a library, and while his day is usually boring he meets the interesting boy obsessed with horoscopes. Through listening to his rambles, Evan befriends Jared Kleinman and starts to develop a friendship he’s never had before.
Words: 927, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Evan Hansen, Connor Murphy (Dear Evan Hansen), Jared Kleinman
Relationships: Evan Hansen/Jared Kleinman, Evan Hansen/Jared Kleinman/Connor Murphy
Additional Tags: #horoscopes, #this gonna be gay, #whoops, #my bad?, #kleinsen, #treebros, #sincerelythree, #dear evan hansen, #evan hansen, #jared kleinman, #connor murphy, #library au, #evan works at a library, #it cute as hell
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2ksGwo6
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imadethisfor · 6 years
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@will_roland I made this for you. I know I’m a random meme account but notice me and you won’t regret it. Happy bir… https://t.co/iC1KlksxnF
@will_roland I made this for you. I know I’m a random meme account but notice me and you won’t regret it. Happy birthday🙏 - - - #willroland#bowland#willbowland#willinnewsies#jared#jaredklienman#willrolandsbirthday#happybirthday#deh#dearevanhansen#theinsanelycooljaredkleinman pic.twitter.com/L1G5zZN3pG
— BenPlattandMilkFace (@ben_face) March 6, 2018
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ao3feed-kleinsen · 7 years
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Sincerely, Us.
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2h7V231
by nik_vandenburgh, TheInsanelyCoolJaredKleinman
"your favourite gays are back in business" -Nik_VanDenburgh Finally, the part two we promised! After managing highschool, the boys are forced to get through college. *ominous music*
Words: 332, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Sincerely Three
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi
Characters: Evan Hansen, Jared Kleinman, Connor Murphy, Zoe Murphy, Alana Beck, Larry Murphy, Cynthia Murphy, Heidi Hansen
Relationships: Jared Kleinman/Evan Hansen, Connor Murphy/Evan Hansen, Jared Kleinman/Connor Murphy, Jared Kleinman/Connor Murphy/Evan Hansen, Zoe Murphy/Alana Beck
Additional Tags: hey bitches WE BACK, gay af, sincerely three, multi relationship, Texting, Chatting and messaging, dfab connor, Trans!Connor, Gay!Jared, Happy Ending, Angst, Fluff, Mental Health Issues, Depression, Anxiety, Insecurity, Triggers, Gay!Alana, Bisexual!Zoe, bisexual!evan
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2h7V231
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On the note of my new years resolution... Today was my first meeting with the school psychologist! It took away half of my 3rd period, which was Independent Study so it doesn't really matter, but I finally did get to talk to her. -theinsanelycooljaredkleinman
Oh congratulations! I hope things keep going you're way!
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