#they have two hands and they should kiss

[ducktheverb]

Haha this is cool right *burst into tears*

#my baby gorls #they have two hands and they should kiss #they can still have their silly bois and kiss while they're at it #also i bust out my markers for the first time in yeaaaaaarrrrsssss for this #still pretty goos i think #lum #lum urusei yatsura #ran urusei yatsura #urusei yatsura #traditional art

[beanghostprincess]

When they start dating Sanji finds comfort in the assumption that Usopp has never dated anybody else either. Kissed anybody else. Lost his virginity yet. Because Sanji hasn't, and he just assumes Usopp can't possibly know more about relationships than him.

But Usopp grew up with Kaya until he was 17. And he has done all of those things. So now Sanji is even more nervous about all of this, but Usopp doesn't seem to be more relaxed, either? And it's so confusing. So while Sanji panics about all the firsts they have yet to have together, Usopp does the same.

So Sanji is kind of like "Why are YOU nervous?! You're the one who has done all this shit already I- I don't even know where to start!"

"But it's the first time I do them with YOU. "

We often forget they're canonically anxious teenagers who really really really don't know anything about love and they have to experience these things together. And I find that beautiful.

#opla sanji looks like he fucks and that bothers me ngl i want him awkward around this #like seriously who is he going to date??? a customer???? #and my guy is too good for a quick random fuck cmon sanji has MAYBE kissed somebody but ??? had sex ??? no #usopp on the other hand tho he has done all of those things but. like. with kaya. childhood bff #which is NOT the same as doing those things with a very pretty hot cook in your crew that you love very very much #they're both sweaty and awkward and please imagine the conversation abt who tops. these two guys are having a crisis #i should. write a fanfic. about this. damn it #someday i will i promise #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

[maxpaulll]

Passionately making-out. You know, like homies do?

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fanart #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted lovely #redacted sam #Your honour they're kithin' #I just think Tank should be allowed to kiss all their pals #you know #Lovely #Baabe #Sweetheart #Angel #the works #and I'll spread my evil agenda as much as I'd like #anyways #I HAVE TWO HANDS FOR A REASON #TANK & LOVELY YOUR HANDS IN MARRIAGE PLEASE #Tankerus-Rex #Lovely-Dovely

[braidedhades]

just found out that non-aromantics actually have feelings towards the people they decide to have a crush on. Apparently it’s not like, “hmmm should I consider this person for dating? what are the pros and cons here?” Or like, “I want to be really close friends with that person” But it’s like an actual emotional response or something? An emotion that is different from the “I wanna be really close friends” emotion??

also I just figured out that I’m aromantic

#I’m also ace but I already knew that #Shout out to Jaiden Animations #Never would have figured this stuff out this quickly otherwise #asexual #aromantic #aroace #My first “crush” was Carmen San Diego #I was 18yrs old and that “crush” lasted 2 days #Turns out she wasn’t as pretty when she wasn’t wearing her signature outfit #I didn’t actually have a crush on her I just really liked her outfit #I think I just decided that “ya know I should’ve had a crush on someone by now kinda weird that it hasn’t happened yet” #And then I just picked the first pretty girl I saw #She’s animated so I guess that made it less weird than having a crush on a random stranger #But like there were no actual romantic emotions there #Didn’t know that there were supposed to be any but oh well #The whole “I wanna be really close friends with that person” thing really threw me off for a while #Cuz I thought that was what romantic attraction was #But apparently it’s not??? #Too confusing we should just get rid of romance #Honestly my idea of the “ideal romantic/queerplatonic relationship” should have tipped me off sooner that I was aro #It was “a close friend who lives in the same house as me but we have separate bedrooms and sometimes we cuddle on the couch but not… #… always and we don’t hold hands or kiss or anything but we just act like really good but close friends because that’s what I think a… #… romantic relationship is two people who are really close friends” #might delete later I dunno just kinda rambling and I’m really tired

[sciderman]

I did not know you wrote fics I’m truly living here

🫶

my fics are so delicious, you are SO lucky you get to experience them all for the very first time anon

#spideycablepool fic incoming... im devoting my ENTIRE saturday to finishing her. will not be thinking of anything else. #it's fuckigng. its freaking. 12k+ words. i don't know how it happened. #i never write fics that long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i just had a lot to say about nathan summers. #which is hilarious because nathan summers himself doesn't have a lot to say. #but he says some things. and i feel a lot about him actually. #i kind of really want to hold 9319 nathan summers in my hands and kiss his forehead. he's a nice boy. people don't know he's a nice boy. #he is pretty shitty too (all cables have to be) but he's a nice boy. and he loves a whole lot. #i hope people get as attached to 9319 nathan as i have suddenly become. i love him. i love him. #feeling a lot about him. like a lot. feeling a lot about his and peter's differences and similarities. #him and peter have a lot to talk about. like a lot. #i really really want all three of them to lie down and sit under the stars and have a soul-searching conversation. #obviously wade would dominate the convo and talk about very strange nonsense that doesn't make any sense. #so maybe peter and nate should distract him with a shiny toy of some kind so that peter and nathan can actually have a profound conversatio #but of course they'd both just love to listen to wade babble about nonsense . they love him. they love his voice. they love his weird ways. #what a simp circle. wade surrounded by two boys who just have Heart Eyes for him #and he acts so oblivious. like these guys aren't falling over themselves in love with him.

[dykeyuu]

every day when i wake up i say to myself “dykeyuu you are not purchasing any sanrio merchandise today” but then i find the deal of the century……..

#like. i only buy it if i know for sure ill NEVER find it at that price again #2007 corduroy keroppi that literally doesn’t exist on the internet? $16 #i came across it by chance and it took me hours to find evidence that anyone else had ever owned one #found a chococat one too from the same series but it’s pricier… #but it’s the only one listed anywhere that i can find so. perhaps #sike i found one in the philippines there’s TWO corduroy chococats on the internet #i mean there’s literally one reddit thread i could find from years ago confirming that this series existed #and it’s only got like two commenters who only vaguely remembered the series #and a handful of worthpoint entries confirming that a couple of each of them had sold on ebay at some point #all the other sanrio corduroy plushies i could find were from other series #there’s a hello kitty and my melody from the same year but it wasn’t the same series #both series were rereleases in 2007 and the original release year for hk/mm was earlier than cc/k #20in 2012 fiesta keroppi? $40 when he usually goes for $100+ #(this includes shipping…) #was devastated to find an etsy listing for the 2010 limited keroppi build a bear for $85 that had already sold… #the next cheapest one of those is like $140 #and dont get me fucking started on chococat #no build a bear should EVER go for $500 #like be serious. maybe it was limited edition 14 years ago but it’s still a damn stuffed animal #manifesting they rerelease the original sanrio build a bears to beat the price gougers into submission #the intersection of two special interests: sanrio and buying things from people who don’t know what they have #throwback to the 1993 keroppi squeaky toy that i thrifted for 25 cents #just looked it up to see and i found the exact same one but only on worthpoint #he used to be a keychain… mine is just the little guy with no chain #comparable one from the same year same size/material etc just different design goes for $20+ #context i refuse to make a worthpoint account and pay them just to see what things sold for on ebay they can kiss my ass #me when i need to infodump but gf is at work and has already heard like half of this

[mdemn]

walk with me here. sarah angelo & alice colletti jennifer’s body moment of “you’re killing people!” / “no. i’m killing boys!”

#ok? OK ⁉️ #ARE Y’ALL WALKING WITH ME ? #sarah who grew up with alice (alice is a few years younger but since she was the only other girl they were forced to play together) #and sarah wanted to be rough and wanted to be ‘one of the boys’ so to speak #like she wanted to be involved in the family. was mad when she wasn’t taken seriously #alice wants to be a Good Girl. goes to mass every sunday. says her prayers. she’s smart n march is ensuring that she gets away frm this life #but also . alice has a MASSIVE crush on sarah #sarah who was her first kiss. sarah who was like ‘well if you’re gonna go off to school and change the world- #- you should at least know how to kiss so you can get you a rich husband’ #and therefore teaches alice to kiss. more than once. in more than a couple ways #because two girls kissing is not against the rules. it doesn’t count. it’s not sex before marriage bc two girls can’t have sex . right ? #and so anyway . alice is in love with sarah and she’s naive . and sarah is a ‘bad girl’ and march begs alice to stay away from her #bc sarah is starting to help the family in some petty crimes. sarah can drink and handle liquor. sarah enjoys being around men. #sarah’s HURT people before. and alice who doesn’t get it who will never get it #i’d like ‘sarah! you’re KILLING people!!’ and sarah who smiles as she’s washing the blood from her hands is like #‘no.. i’m killin’ boys.. :)’ #sarah marino #sarah angelo #alice colletti #mde #mafia definitive edition #post: personal

[worstloki]

Looking for platonic fics of canonically close rival best friends that keep them that way

#to clarify #the joke is that something specific is wanted #people will either make a friendly rivalry genuinely mean or make them romantic and that’s not even the issue #they tend to ignore the narrative weight anything they did had along the way #the two best friend rivals SHOULD have a complex relationship #they’re allowed to be close and cuddle without it being romance #they can hold hands without romance #forehead kisses... platonic #COME ON !! #it’s difficult to filter for but it’s honest work #it’s about the tension the drama the lore the love the meaning soooo much to each other #it’s NOT about the homoerotic tension that ‘needs’ a resolution #that’s just the best friends vibing leave them be #let them be a main focus without being the main romance #🗣🗣🗣

[bbbrianjones]

um guys........ i think u need to understand i'm going fucking insane over this picture

#LMAO??? WHAT THE FUCK ?? LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FAVCT???????????????????????? #you see the man on the right on your screen is probably the greatest man to have ever lived in my eyes #also known as riccardo patrese #i mean look at him!!! and his suit and tie and waistcoat??? #BABY BOY YOU LOOK AMAZING!! #actually breath taking stuff right there i mean full rights to him for looking that good #and dear god he looks so good #and other guy is walter rohrl whom i don't really care for. nice to see him there though :) #because wherever there is walter there is usually his codriver christian geistdörfer #who just so happens to be the second greatest man to have ever lived in my eyes #christian is this little beam of joy. i love looking at him. he has such a kind face. #like the sort of face you would feel safe asking for directions if you needed to #whcih would be fantastic considering that is like literally hiss job #ANYWAY #the faact that walter and riccardo are together meant that riccardo and christian probably have met and like shook hands or something??? #DO YOU UNDERSTAND THEN WHY I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #lord if there is a picture with those two i will literally go to grave crying tears of joy. maybe that is all a girl ever wants. #god i can't get over how much excitement this picture causes me. there is so much hope in the world!!!!!!!!! #also patrese................................. again. i think we should have kissed at least. utterly unfair.

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

#take One Guess who im talking about. YES ITS KOI BOI #hes so prettyyyyy and cute and lovely and i love looking at him i wanna hear him speak and laugh and sing just AAAAAAAAAAAA #(turns to my own brain) BITCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE AROACE WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TWO FICTIONAL CRIMINALS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????? #my brain: (that fuckin anime girl gif from evangelion (i think??)) #like fuuuuuck man is it self shipping if u use a proxy? like. hes an oc but he's a stand in for me. he is me and i am him but we also arent #he is his own person and i am my own our lives are very very different but i use him to express love for Mad Dog and Koi Boy #cause they could actually love him if i were in their world i wouldnt stand a chance but my boy has one so he loves them for me #its far easier to imagine him kissing them than it is for me to imagine myself kissing them but that might be because im wired weird #idk it *feels* like it counts yknow. my dumbass out here gettin jealous when i see a Certain Ship cause like i disagree with it on #a Fundamental Level. and on TOP of that half the time the art is so CUTE and im like 'motherfucker that should be ME' or i guess my lad but #STILL am i making sense?? doesnt help that i worry im like. misreading what content i have but also fuck you i can do what i want and also #i get him more than yall kgyugkhjhk (jk jk. Unless) basically when i call them my boyfriends i fuckin mean it #look its Real Missing Nishiki Hours i love him i wanna kiss his perfect face someone shoulda shown him love i could save him and he could #make me worse <3 I Want Him #and do not get me wrong i may be focused on him but Majima is still my wifey too!!! hes mine you cant have her <3 #i just have koi boy brainrot i very much desire them Both (YES THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SHIP THEM TOO LOOK I ALSO THINK THEYD WORK WELL TOGETHER #OR AT LEAST HAVE A FUN DYNAMIC TO EXPLORE I SHOULD DATE THEM AND THEY SHOULD DATE EACH OTHER WE ALL HAVE 2 HANDS) #might delete this in the mornin who knows but im feelin silly i wanna talk about them i wanna talk about my boy but idk if ppl would really #GET IT yknow i can think of maybe Two People and that INCLUDES bestie but just aaaa point is i love my koi boy so much hes so lovely <3 <3

[killyourrdarlingss]

Ive never had an otp moment like this before I'm in both a state of awe and crying viciously what do I even do 😭

#I love how proud he looks... i love you roddy.... #he's like I DID IT ... GOT MY MANS BACK!!! #but also megs calling him the better captain had to have had something to do with this -- JK but also Rodimus' ego is ... 💕💕 so cute #he's literally everything to me ♥️ #not to mention he literally saves megs the first time too like idk what these two are gonna have going during lost light but god I'm excite #gothiespeaks #anyway i think they should kiss #gothie reads tf #AND THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS...

[puppyeared]

weird that the shape of love is two beating hearts glued together and not two hands holding each other

#well technically it comes from the shape of two hearts sewn together but i dont know how that translates to romance.. literally its kinda #disturbing but symbolically i guess it is kind of sweet #my friend and i were talking and she said something about someone saying a lover cant just be a friend you can kiss but i think i disagree #i kind of think the point of a lover IS a friend you can kiss because like it must get exhausting having to convince yourself you can only #feel romantic things towards your lover right? i mean i dont know if my feelings are shaped like anyone else's so maybe its more of a case #by case basis. for me id like someone whose hand i can hold and i can make pancakes for them and maybe kiss but like not strictly romantic #and not strictly platonic. and my feelings are all over the place because one day ill be really into someone i like and another day ill be #really chill about it. so its hard to say what i feel for someone if its always changing #maybe thats why i think lovers should be friends you can kiss because its coming from my way of feeling? hmmm #like i want to be able to say i love you and mean it romantically one day and then say love you in a platonic way the next day and itd be #ok?? does that make sense??? like i know its the same phrase but its like the feeling i put with it is different each time. idk #its why i find dating someone hard because its constantly going up and down and its never balanced. itd probably really confusing unless i #were to date someone whose feelings works the same way. just some food for thought i guess but then again every relationship needs work #im not sure if that fits into the category of work though.. i cant tell myself what im going to feel #it just happens and theres not much i can really do about it except tell that person what im feeling. hnnnnnhhgh #maybe its better if i just stick to watching fictional couples work it out lmao #yapping #txt

[frecklystars]

i dont know why sandy puts up with danny's bullshit in grease btw. frenchy was RIGHT THERE

#frenchy's bubblegum pink hair was so cute and would pair with sandy's pink dress so well #they should have been girlfriends smh #woof #maybe im just craving 50s-70s WLW romance that doesnt have to do with hate crimes. y'know #like i love watching queer media but not when it's constantly ppl wanting them to die bc they're queer #give me a lesbian giving her sapphic girlfriend her black leather jacket and her ring when they go steady #while they eat heart-shaped lollipops and hold hands while sitting on the swingsets #and they're never in danger bc of their sexuality. they are loved and accepted by all of their friends #give me two women in poodle skirts writing love letters to each other on pink paper while spraying their perfume on the pages #give me two women at a 70s diner playing Elvis on the jukebox and sharing apple pie #you know what. just put me in a poodle skirt and any WOMEN wanna come kiss me just get over here #Hey Barbie i will give you my pink ring pop 💍 you wanna go steady with me miss ma'am!!!!!!!!!

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

“I think I’ve loved you a long time.”

Is this a shipolution? Lonanasona over 7 years (2015-2022)! <3

Top left: Is this an inkling of a ship? Harrison disagrees. (Resisted, book #3 of Fostered, circa 2015)

Top right: Who else lies on the floor with someone they’ve had an increasingly tense (BUT IN WHAT WAY) relationship with? And what does it mean??? (Hollowed, book #4 of Fostered, circa 2016)

Bottom left: THERE but not quite, and is this the first time Lonan says the “L” word? Yes, lmaoo!! (Moth Work, circa 2020)

Bottom right: Where things stand! (Seventh Virtue, circa like 3 weeks ago lol)

#Idk why but I’m shocked this ship is THIS OLD???? #on one hand we love a slow burn #BUT ITS BEEN 8 YEARS????? #I’m so sorry to these two men lmaoooo I am torturing them teehee #just now noticing that Lonan kisses the angel in the MW excerpt #and I’m READY to do an entire close reading #about the thematic relevance of this aCTION #sir my New Years resolution is for Harrison and Lonan to make out #meanwhile I will be copying and pasting the hollowed excerpt into SV #blood??? yes hello right here this is the ship #I HAVE JUST NOW PROCESSED THE SV EXCERPT #the fact that that just… goes nowhere #MWAHAHAHAHAHA #in other news should Harrison start calling Lonan loner again or #also pls don’t ask about why their ship name is… that LMAO #fancy excerpts

[emily-mooon]

You know what? Fuck your ship wars I’m going to turn (almost) all of them into polycules.

#I’m tired of them they are stupid #hate on a ship all you want but don’t start wars on over who blorbo should kiss at the end #I’m guilty of getting invested but at the end of the day we are all doing the same thing for the most part #characters have two hands for a reason and it’s for holding their two lovers hands #emily shitposts

[flaresanimedump]

Back on my "Fukuzawa meeting Ranpo's parents" bullshit.

-Love the idea of Ranpo's parents adopting Fukuzawa on sight and parenting him to his befuddlement

BUT ALSO

-Fukuzawa suddenly has.... three Ranpos. Both of Ranpo's parents being tiny, childish, brilliant balls of energy like him (if slightly more mature). They take him to dinner and worry that they're talking too much in their own language to each other, what with Fukuzawa being so quiet, but he's actually just experiencing the equivalent of watching a whole family of kittens play in front of him and he's trying very hard not to gather them all up in a hug.

-Ranpo's parents parenting at Fukuzawa while Fukuzawa keeps slipping and patting their heads and praising them because that's how you deal with a Ranpo.

#Ranpo's mom handing him and Ranpo a lunches she made them #Fukuzawa's wrapped in a cat handkerchief #and telling them to have a good day at work; dears #and he's touched but he doesn't know the appropriate human response and she's doing that thing Ranpo does when he's proud of himself #with the head tilt and the smile #so he pats her head without thinking about it #and they both leave the encounter like ???? :3 ???? #Ranpo's dad hauling them both along on cases to be like #well boys let your old man teach you a thing or two #and Ranpo vs his dad is legendary and his dad still shows off at the end even though Ranpo ran circles around him for a bit #'you boys are fine detectives' - Ranpo's dad #proud #earning another headpat from Fukuzawa #because Fukuzawa doesn't know what to do with people being proud of him like that #Ranpo's dad is then also ???? :3 ???? #Ranpo later being like 'hey where's MY headpat huh???' #and Fukuzawa says 'I thought you'd outgrown that' #and Ranpo's mad 'MY PARENTS HAVEN'T WHY SHOULD I???' #and Fukuzawa is like 'you get better things' #and kisses him silly #(and pats his head later) #fukuran #ranfuku #ranpo edogawa #edogawa ranpo #fukuzawa yukichi #yukichi fukuzawa