#they look so big😮‍💨 im weak

[norrisgrl]

it's been like 3 weeks since he posted this and i still can't stop thinking about it

#lando norris #ln4 #formula 1 #okay my thoughts abt this are not good #i cant stop looking at his hands #<- theyd look perfect around my neck #they look so big😮‍💨 im weak #i can just imagine being there w him #lots of bad things will happen🤭 #omg.. him taking pictures while he fucks you #maybe i should keep the rest to myself #🌸 angie talks

[quartztwst]

spoilers for the new event

(TRANSLATIONS ARE NOT OFFICIAL AND I DONT KNOW JAPANESE. AND IM SUMMARIZING THEIR INTERACTIONS.)

(There might be grammatical errors and they are taken from Google translate. I do NOT speak Japanese.)

So far Jamil was explaining stranger danger to Kalim while Cater and Lilia was there and Leona was like "bro ruggie would steal ur ticket and sell it on ebay" which shocked Jack or smth but HES STILL GONNA GOO???? Jack 🥺

And here's Octavinelle I love them (not jade)

They're inviting azul rn but like um.. he's like "bro that's suspicious.. FOR FREE?? AN AMUSEMENT PARK?? that's illegal wtf"

Jade: "Mr. Ferro was a very kind and gentlemanly man. Hey, Floyd."

Sure he was, sweetie 🥺🥺🥺 I SWEAR TO GOD THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE GETTING INTO. I SWEAR THE TWEELS ARE LITERALLY FUCKING AROUND

Floyd: "Hmm. All I remember about Kinnebera-kun and Nekozame-chan is that they both seemed weak and boring."

Sure, sweetie. Sure. Whatever you say. SUREEEE 🥺🥺🥺

(Summarization here)

Azul: "Everything's too suspicious. I decline your guys' offer.."

Floyd: "Oh? But isn't it fun when it's so suspicious?"

Jade: "Yes. It's a great opportunity to go to a fantastic amusement park. Also, the person inviting them is a mysterious and suspicious administrator."

Azul: "I- Huh??? Didn't you say he was a gentleman earlier?"

"Anyways, I still decline your guys' offer." [Walks awayyyy]

They're literally sneaking out istg...

They gonna be all fun and games until they're forced into being puppets 🥺🥺🥺 okay sweeties!!! Have fun!!!

Idia reacting as always

Ortho: "I've never been to an amusement park before! Let's go together, big brother!!"

NOOO ORTHO DONT GO TO THAT SUSPICIOUS PHANTOM FUN LAND AMUSEMENT PARK!!!! 😭😭😭😭

Idia: "Besides, aren't amusement parks places that only positive people go to!?"

IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?? NOT THE FACT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER GOT APPROACHED BY A STRANGER AND GOT A CHANCE TO GO TO IMAGINARY FUNLAND???? idia SHROUD, YOU HAVE OTHER REASONS TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT???

And ortho told the whole thing to Vil

Ortho: "If we stand on the Playful Land stage, there is no doubt that we will become stars!"

ORTHO, THATS NOT

Has IDIA NEVER TOLD YOU OF STRANGER DANGER?? SIR??? HELLOOOOOO???

Vil: "That man says a lot of stupid things. Hey, it's not that easy on stage."

YOU TELL HIM VIL

Ortho: "The way Mr. Fellow's pupils dilated, his movements, and even his pulse rate weren't lying."

Vil: "Normally, I would have doubts, but I don't think Ortho would make a mistake in his measurements."

Ortho is a LAIR A LAIR!!!! HELOEJ DONT ORTHO NO

Vil: "So, does such a wonderful stage really exist in Playful Land?"

Ortho: "idk lmao looks like fun"

Vil: 😮‍💨

HELPP

Goddamn it SOMEONE COME GET THEM??? WHAT THE FUCK???

Get

GET YOUR ASS TO BED, ACE????

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst spoilers

[robinbuckleyshotgf]

im begging on my hands and knees PLEASE write a eddie munson smut with fluff at the end(aftercare). for the smut: 9. 13. 7. and for the fluff: 4. 8. 2. thank u sm and if u cant, its okay!

I THINK I MIGHT BE THE FIRST ONE MAKING A EDDIE SMUT BUT YES OMG 😮‍💨

thanks for requesting!!

(this is my first time writing smut so im sorry if its shit😭)

pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader

warnings: badly written smut, dirty talk, use of the word ”daddy”, etc.

enjoy!!

[🔥] “okay Y/N, take these to Eddie in the shack, and everyone else, lets go.” Dustin ordered. you had two plastic bags in hand with things like beer, cans of fruit and soup and, of course, cigarettes. you knocked sharply on the door in a special rhythmatic pattern, that only you and Eddie knew, so he could open the door without being caught.

“babe! hey!” Eddie greeted you at the door with a big hug.

“Ed’s, i’ve got bags in my hand. careful, i might drop them!” you warned him, making sure the beer bottles hadn’t smashed under the weight of him. you could feel a pair of eyes on you, which made you uneasy. you lifted your head up and looked forward, where Eddie was staring at you. he looked flushed, which, for you, was normal.

“is that my shirt?” he asked, making you stand up from your crouching position. the t-shirt you were wearing was in fact his infamous ”hellfire club“ shirt. you looked down at the shirt and smiled, playing with the hem of the fabric. he had got you a few sizes too small, so it squeezed your torso. then you heard his big footsteps get closer and his arms snaked around your waist. he got really close to your ear and whispered,

“i want to taste you.”

your eyes widened at the boldness. then you felt some lips touch yours. it started soft and gentle, but then as you continued, he got faster and more rough. your jeans were already at your ankles and your underwear had been ripped off.

“please eddie..” now that set him off. he hummed against your core, making your whimper in pleasure. he trailed his tongue against your slit, making your legs go all weak and shaky. he poked and prodded at every spot that he knew would drive you crazy. eventually, he went faster and faster, making your clit go numb.

“please…daddy..!” you moaned, making him rise up from your legs.

“nuh uh. now… lets make this more…exciting.” he said huskily, his voice all low and gravely. you sat up from your position and looked at him with big, needy eyes. he pulled down his tattered trousers and boxers, making his member spring out.

“turn around.” he ordered you, flipping you over.

“daddy please!! make me feel good! please!!” you screamed, angry from him not letting you cum. he then thrusted into you hard, making you scream out in pleasure.

“oh fuck yes, just like that.” he groaned, tilting his head back slightly.

“daddy! i’m gonna!”

“go on princess.”

he thrusted into you a couple more times before you reached your climax.

“that was…amazing.” he commented, pushing some hair out of his face.

“HEY GUYS WE ARE BACK!” Dustin shouted, knocking on the door.

shit.

#eddie munson #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson smut #eddie munson stranger things #stranger things 4 #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things #stranger things smut

[onlyjaeyun]

UMMMM ZADIE CHAP 19?!?!?! ok ok let’s discuss the angst first bc poor riki :((( he didn’t deserve to go through that, but hoonie being there to comfort him and be with him even after that whole thing happened was rlly sweet ngl🥺🩷 and then riki and yn talking about what it would be like if their lives were different absolutely broke my heart like they literally only had each other :(( but i’m so glad they have the boys with them now bc you can tell they’re the best thing to ever happen to the two of them (maybe not sunghoon for yn right now but i know this character development for the both of them is going to be sooo good🤭🤭)

OK AND NOW ONTO YN AND HOON’S TEXTS???? OMG?????? i had to take multiple deep breaths while reading those bc sunghoon is being so bold running his mouth and omg this is something i need to get used to😭😭 (the way i’m writing this ask with sunghoon’s weverse live playing in the background where he’s wearing glasses also isn’t helping like im actually going crazy)😵‍💫 i love how they’re like “hate” flirting but also giving into each other like that’s just so 😮‍💨 just the thought of him eating her out in his car is also making my brain go insane i need to take a walk around my room again

AND YN POSTING THAT HOT AF OUTFIT ON HER STORY WITH SINGULARITY AND BAD BITCHES STAN TAEHYUNG AS THE CAPTION YUPPP I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT‼️‼️‼️

so it’s been 2 days of me being isolated in my room and i think i’m going delirious like i’m so bored😭 but luckily i still need to catch up on some en-o’clock episodes so that’s helping time pass by quickly!! i’m feeling a bit better today, definitely better than yesterday, but i’m hoping to fully recover soon bc covid is no joke😭 i hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself as always baby!! stay safe!! sending a big kiss your way my love💞✨💋

- 💌

HI ANGEL BABY 🥺🥺🥺im so so so relieved and happy to hear that you're doing and feeling a tiny bit better, am also glad you're resting well and aren't pushing yourself too much your body needs this and you deserve this little break so much, so take it easy pls 🥺 so glsd you've got smth to keep you busy and have the time pass by faster!!!!💗💗

the whole riki situation really is such a big heartbreak like he's trying so hard and always has and he deserves nothing but the best my baby :( they really deserve their found family i love them so much ;(( just thinking about hoon hearing about it and instantly going to look for him makes my heart weak THEY CARE SM ABOUT EACH OTHER 🥺🥺🥺🥺💗

YOU AND ME BOTH BABY I LOVE THIS NEW DYNAMIC BC THEY HATE EACH OTHER BUT THEY WANT ESCH OTHER SO BAD LIKE OKAY SIR HELLO TENSION ???? im so glad you guys enjoyed this chap sm bc i was a little unsure about it at first, thank you sm for all the love baby 😭😭💗

CH!YN ALWAYS SPEAKS FACTS: BAD BITCHES STAN TARHYUNG IKTR 🤭🤭🤭🤞🏼

thank you for this baby, i love and appreciate you so much and am wishing you a speedy recovery, take care of yourself!!!🥺💗💕🎀🫧

#; mailbox 📬 #; cold hearts

[baekhvuns]

hi

-🍤 IS THIS THE SHRIMP EMOJI IDK I HAVE A NEW PHONE AND THE EMOJIS R DIFFERENT HELP

HI 😭😭😭

oh my i just checked qhen my last ask was and IT WAS A MONTH AGO OH MY im not even sure if that was actually my last ask..😭😭😭 my typos are back now bcs i cut my long precious beautiful nails bcs.. i had to😔💔 NOW I CANT FuNCTION PROPERLY WITH THESE STUBBY FINGERS

JFBWKDHWK IT FELT LIKE UR ASK WAS LAST WEEK !!!! omg how tf do u write with them nails 😭😭😭🤚🏼 doesn’t the tick tick bother u 😭😭 YOU SHOULD GET ACRYLICS or those press on nails 👁🤚🏼👁

HOW HAVE U BEEN BFF MY LOVE MY SWEET BABY MY BFF MY HONEYPIE😭😭❤️ I HOPE YOUVE BEEN DOING FINE,,  I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED I WAS BUSY WITH SCHOOL😭

HI BFF IVE BEEN VERY WELL FINISHING UP MR BODYGUARD HWA !!!! NO WORRIES HOPE UR SCHOOL WAS GOOD AND U HAD GOOD GRADES 😭😭

anyways HOW ARE YOU? hope youve been taking good care of yourself, dont skip meals and ofc stay hydrated! not too hydrated bcs that could kill u... but u get what i mean

hello mother, 😭😭 im very well !!!!! i have not skipped meals fbwnd i had miss rona but im all better now hOW ARE YOU???

THIS WAS LIKE.. LAST MONTH I THINK BUT THE POOL PHOTOS OH LORD GOD DID I TALK ABT IT HERE I DONT REMEMBER BUT IF I DID GODDAMN😔💔 sannies tiddies are just.. too big his shoulders cant even fit the screen anymore ALSO PARK SEONGHWA OH MY🥵🥵🥵

BFMABDKAXBM YES THE POOL PICTURES YES WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT HERE ABSOLUTELY NOT BFNSFK stop no mr choi’s shoulders are MASSIVE

THE TRAILERS NWISKAKSJA TRAILER 1 WAS WOW BUT TRAILER 2 WAS WOW WOW LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS WHILE WATCHING THE TRAILERS FOR THE COMEBACK ATEEZ ARE SO COOL their lore is so well written and well planned i cannot comprehend🤧🤧

NO LITERALLY THE BUDGET AND EVERYTHING THE SCREEN AND THE CGI AND THE ARTISTRY 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 we absolutely need a published book of their lore bc it’s so massively mind blowing

THE CONCEPT PHOTOS OH LORDDDDD GOODBYE /// I SAW THIS ONE EDIT OF SEONGHWA RIDING A SKATEBOARD JWJSJWJSJA LIKE THE PIC FROM THE RECENT PHOTOS LIKE THE RED OUTFIT YK WJIDKAJSA HES SO HOT GODDAMN GOODBYE

THE ORANGE VERSION HAS THE BEST PHOTOS THOSE RACING OUTFITS AND THE HAIRS AND THE ANGLES AND THE CONTACTS??? THEIR DESIGNER BETTER GET A RAISE FOR THESE

also.. mingi oh lord MINGMINGIMINGIMINGI HIS PHOTOS ARE JUST.. HE JUST KNOWS HOW TO POSE FOR THE CAMERA

HES A MODEL DISGUISED AS A IDOL his hair???? 😮‍💨😮‍💨

ALL OF THEM LOOK SO COOL and ik there are probably hidden items in the photos that is a spoiler for their lore but im too dumb for that shit SO WKDJAJHSHA /// ALSO WHAT AM I READING HERE WDYM BODYGUARD HWA TOMORROW.. HAVE I BEEN GONE FOR THAT LONG😭😭😭 OH MY QJJSHAHAJA

THEY REALLY DO LOOK SO COOL & YES BODYGUARD TN !!!!!

dont u even think i forgot abt boxer san pls im begging🧎🧎🧎im kidding ofc its up to u what u want to write.. BUT BOXER HWA BOXER SAN 😩😩😩😩

anyways HOPE URE HAVING A GREAT DAY MS BAEKHVUNS ILY AND I ALSO MISSED AENDING U ASKS THAT IS JUST FUL OF TYPO ERRORS AND A BUNCH OF EMOJIS😭😭 stay safe and healthy!! mwuah im going to sleep now its 1am here HWUSHHAHAHAHHA

HDKWHDKS I HOPE UR HAVING A GOOD ONE TOO !!!! PLS TAKE CARE FBWNDH pls take care and eat loads and hydrate and also sleep well!!!!

2/2 OH also.. i had a lot of things i wanted to share to you but i forgot..😭😭 i was like "ooo ms baekhvuns would want to hear this" and smth along those lines BUT I FORGOT IM SO WJDJAJJSJAA anyways,, it was probably like idk smth abt a wooyo au I DONT REMEMBER IM GOING TO CRY.. i might remember it someday😞💔

BDMWBDKS WHEN UR DO RMR SEND JN AN ASK !!!! a wooyo au 👁👄👁 hUHHHH DO SEND PLS DO

-🍤 this shirmp emoji looks.. pale frail weak and anemic in my phone lmfao alright im going to sleep now (real) BWJSJAJNA goodnight/morning ms baekhvuns!!❤️

LMFAOOOO WHAT PHONE DID U SWITCH TO PLS 😭😭😭

#✉️ : ask #🍤 anon

[asmossimp]

Obey me with a Camilo-Like Mc? part 1!

summary : A madrigal in the house of lametation how could this occur truly the brothers now have a " gift " in the house.

authors note: im going to make this platonic instead of romance y know 'cause hes 15? so ill make this like parental teen stuff

pronouns: gender neutral if i make a mistake please tell me so i fix it!😅

music : playlist jamming and dancing with Camilo madrigal

characters : obey me brothers, undateables in the next part!

Lucifer

your giving him a migraine mc 🤭

honestly at first he thought that you might be some type of curse sent from god..

butt

were you really human-

as far as he knows in his history books houses dont give magic-

your as mischievous as mammon and Satan combined truly..

you once transformed into Diavolo as a prank and started flirtin-

WHAT-

ohhh ho ho

mc you were stringed up well after that incident

he wouldve left you up there for a decade if you didnt have school and a short life span- ( and need food ) 😮‍💨

your gift didnt trick him due to the fact that demons could scent humans

buttt

solomon is currently working on a potion to help with that due to satans courtsey)

overall your a nuisance, stubborn mischievous child-

that he loves 😒

hes super overprotective of you due to the fact that you can✋ suddenly transform into a smaller human-

my god-

if you ever start sleep walking with him around-

ooo dear mc your going to be in trouble..

overall he always remembers you as mc he dosent mistake you with your scent..

but mc for diavolo's sake stop turning into different people!

Mammon

best friends 🤝

no cap this man-

is a huge baby for you🥺

like when his brothers insult and degrade him you come up to him

and bam whamm shabam his day is all happy again

like honestly you making him laugh is the purest thing since luke

(ignoring the fact that hes a demon)

he adores the fact that he can use you in his money making schemes

honestly he sometimes gets confused on who you are if you come in looking like someone else

butt your in a ride if you think hes not going to baby you

like- no cap your like a human so your small and " weak "

(imagine if you turn into a bigger human )

ooo

and if you ever get a s/o

hoho

that demon must be ready for a test from mammon🙃

but in all honesty your like the younger sibling he wishes he had-

no not his siblings-

if you ever talk about your siblings-

oh my he wants photosss

Leviathan

ew children- 👁

his first thought like-

i mean-

you were COOL-

like you could transform into other people-

buttt you were a teen 😶

and like straight outa a anime protanigist-

too cool for him-

also too normie for him-

so hes been having mixed feelings about you

he slowly warms up to you but still thinks your too cool for him-

and if you ever call him big brother-

go call lucifer levi passed out.

but like no joke this man-

is huge baby no 2 🥺

you ask for snak-

snack on your way

if you transform into ruri chan to cheer him up -

are you a angel???

younger brothers next coming soon!

(oh right ill try to make the other madrigals next!)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x mc #obey me fanfic #obey me brothers #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer x mc #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me mammon #obey me mammon x mc #obey me leviathan #obey me leviathan x mc #obey me levi headcanons #obey me headcanons

[ofallthingsnasty]

ok ok so im picturing a weak hero!reader that mirko basically despises because they somehow managed to get into a top agency.

and like whenever they would show up at hero meetups mirko would go out of her way to torment them because she deems them an unworthy hero.

at first they would hate it and would go out of there way to avoid her but eventually theystart to look forward to it, to the point where it creeps mirko out👀👀

mindbreak is my shit😮‍💨

Aaah anon you gotta stop sending me so many good ideas, my semester ends in two weeks and you make me want to writeee /jk (I def have to explore some of your ideas in feb, they’re so good!!) minors dni

God, she hates you so much. You’re so soft, your quirk is fucking useless and you’re only a pro because of nepotism - not because of your abilities. (Is that true? Well, that’s up to you, but to her it is.) And she can’t help the snide comments whenever your paths cross. She is brutally honest, after all and sometimes she’s frustrated or had a bad day and you’re right there, a little squishy stress ball in a pompous outfit. She loves taking you down a peg, loves watching your stupid face go blank. She wants you to feel bad about yourself - maybe that little bit of self-doubt is enough to make you drop the stupid act and really try to get better instead of relying on your team all the damn time. It seems to work at first - she seems to cut through your ego with her words and mean little grins until she can see actual tears in your eyes and you have to physically have to remove yourself from any interactions with her. And she likes that. Good, she thinks, it’s what you deserve. But when her bullying and obvious distaste becomes a guilty pleasure for you, it all goes downhill from there, really. You don’t even know how this all started. Was it a wet dream that kickstarted your absolutely disgusting fantasies of being horribly degraded by her, even publicly humiliated? Or maybe this is the real you - a pathetic little slut who likes it when people step all over them, both figuratively and literally - and you just kept all of this hidden deep within you. It weirds her out. And Rumi catches on fast. No more tears at first, then you actually seek her out? Hell, you even greet her with a giddy smile from time to time and god, your eyes. They’re as big as they can get, pupils blown and sparkling with something obnoxious. Now she has the choice between avoiding you and your repulsive little antics - or she can indulge you and get something out of it. (Oh anon now I wanna write about getting hatefucked by Rumi and her taking pictures of your stupid, blissed-out face, all the while she calls you horrible, horrible names. I will come back to this. Promise.)

#rumi usagiyama x reader #rumi usagiyama #miruko x reader #mirko x reader #bnha x reader #bnha #mha #tw.degradation #kinda #anon #afo anon #at least you sound like afo anon haha