#they’re objectively better

[soupfather]

Orang

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf moon #moondrop #I actually like apples better than oranges #they’re objectively better #I’m gonna eat an apple later #you should do the same #okay i love you bye

[athofear]

ship posting BACK you are NEVER safe!

i dabble in the zip bomb. + some eternal torment/nightmare blunt rotation cause i miss them bad. what if none of us could find peace and we were all in love

EDIT here’s it all in one image so the quality isnt garbo (i was screenshotting them)

#rain world downpour #rw shipping #shlugs #invenot #rw zip bomb #rw paprika #rw instakill #let it be known zip bomb is the objective best out of all these names #instakill.. would actually work a lot better for enot/saint/arti? nice one #like i mean it props #rw eternal torment #they’re just all… so lonely. #eyestrain #?

[timemachineyeah]

the fact that I cannot simply quit my job. there’s plenty of food and space and skilled people in the world. things could function so much better with a tenth the labor if we were efficient about it. but we aren’t. and under capitalism I love my job - I am incredibly lucky to have it and even find it fulfilling in its way. but also I am disabled and my life would be 1000% easier if I just didn’t have to find miracle jobs to make what still comes to below poverty wages given how few hours I can manage. but even though the amount of money I make is play money to other people, it’s the only thing giving me dignity, both the dignity of privacy in spending and the false dignity of being a “productive member of society”. plus, like, I gotta eat and feed my cats, even if I’m currently rent free. but sometimes I think about the ways money and my job (and their relationship with my health) play as such large factors in my decision making and I just think, ideally, those would have less weight. ideally I could just quit my job and somehow still have money. not because I don’t love the work, but because of the limitations having to maintain both a work schedule and my fatigue put on me.

#timemachine wuz here #I do love my job though #like couldn’t ask for a better one. genuinely always anxious they’re gonna fire me even though they’ve given zero indication #and have always been really understanding and also complimentary #I think because I realize how much I enjoy the work compared to almost any job I’ve had #it just ticks so many boxes. and even the driving isn’t that bad (except when there’s snow but we are encouraged to call out #if we think it’s unsafe) #it’s just that at my level of fatigue. I feel like #ideally I wouldn’t need a job at all yk? #like on a straight financial level my job costs more than it’s worth #as in if I had 100k a year I would spend *more than my salary on a pill that eliminates my job’s impact on my health if such a pill existed #meaning like on some level I think my job isn’t objectively worth it #even though I think it is valuable work and I enjoy doing it and am able to maintain a remarkable work/life balance given its flexibility #relative to my level of disability #like pragmatically it’s an invaluable job that I love but idealistically i could just quit to write and play with my cats and clean the bat #idk I feel whiny

[autistic-katara]

there r fics that make u insane (so amazingly good it’s removed ur sanity) and then there’s fics that make u insane (you need to fistfight the author for how they did a specific thing that caused u to rant for hours)

#i know i just posted that other thing but ffs that is NOT how u handle someone in that situation everyone involved made everything 10x worse #yet it’s being treated like the right thing to do (which again ofc they’re cops they don’t understand harm reduction but still) like #seriously everything’s so forceful like u seriously think forcing ur friend to talk to u or forcing a patient to talk to a therapist under #the threat of being admitted to a psychiatric hospital is gonna make her feel comfortable talking to u? or anyone? she’s just gonna trust u #less and get better at hiding it and speaking of which the taking away all sharp objects thing makes sense in theory but like think abt it #for a minute she confirmed she isn’t suicidal and this is her only way of coping so do not just forcibly take away all her coping mechanism #like yes she is hurting herself but it’s a COPING MECHANISM. she’s coping with something. help her with that don’t just take away her penci #sharpers or whatever (which btw since she’s an adult she could easily buy more stuff and yk learn to hide it better) which again has to be #voluntary it isn’t gonna work if u force someone to do smthn they don’t want to like as ur friend u could’ve made it clear u care abt her #and wouldn’t judge her for anything and r here if she wants to talk don’t just say “you have to talk to me” and casually threaten #hospitalisation when she isn’t ready in the moment like seriously if this wasn’t a badly written fanfic she would completely stop trusting #bcz given that this wasn’t even done out of panic i would like ffs u are NOT doing any of this right #oops sorry ranted abt the bad fic in my tags- #it’s not where the author’ll see it and know it’s about them i don’t feel bad abt it #this was my first time even looking at stuff for this fandom so #cw self harm in tags #idk if i need to tag anything else for that 😭 #fanfic #ao3 #ryan shut the fuck up

[fluffydice]

TW Abuse

Aren feels guilt over clinging to his abuse, because he’s looked up to his Pops for so long as a role model, as someone who he should aspire to be.

But then he interacts with a toddler, or a little kid, or even people his own age. He can’t help but think about how fragile they are, how easy their skin would give way to bruises and blood, and he wonders how you could have something so precious and vulnerable, one that looks up to you with adoration and unadulterated trust, and tear it to shreds.

And he knows it was wrong, but he still tries to convince his friends otherwise. Because if they agree, that means it’s something he has to let go. He doesn’t have to look it in the eyes and ask questions that he won’t ever get an answer to.

#abuse is easy to look at objectively from far away because they’re not a person to you #because the person experiencing it clings to the good memories and pretends it makes up for the bad ones #or worse when it’s a parent who you know has gone through the same #and sometimes you have to look at it and realize change isn’t possible for someone who can’t quite leave survival mode #WOC are taught to keep silent and play clean-up afterwards #and they ask their kids to be happy because they’ve been granted better circumstances #but we forget that no matter how many tools you have you’ll never know how to use them if you’re not taught #asking happiness from a child who has never seen it from a parent will never result in progress #we teach our children to learn from our mistakes instead of from our examples #because change is fucking hard for yourself but all you can do is cling to the hope that maybe it’ll be different for them #sorry got rant-y there lol #I used to write a lot of poetry maybe I should try again and see if I can answer some things for myself #tw child abuse #kuboyasu aren #Saiki k

[sepulchritude]

Underrated dndads s2 fact is that Lark smokes herbal cigarettes

#of course he would #the oak family traditions got him one way or another #i did a google about herbal cigarettes bc of this and did y’all know that they cause a lot of the same health problems as normal cigarettes? #like they are objectively not much better for your health #they just don’t have the addictive component #did y’all also know that part of the reason why smoking is bad for you is that #when you inhale combusted materials you’re also inhaling carbon monoxide? #anyway isn’t it fun that a throwaway gag that lark smokes fake cigs #accidentally reveals a lot about his self destructive tendencies and his unwilling attachment to his family schtick #and maybe like. idk something something you have a duty to make up for what you’ve done so you can’t just self destruct #bc that would be too easy for what you think you deserve #so you smoke the ‘less dangerous’ version of cigarettes except they’re not actually all that better but the truth is you don’t actually care #like a halfassed attempt at sort of taking care of himself. which is so in line with everything about him #idk what they put in that family but them oak boys sure do got that oak family sadness #dndads #sepulchritudinous

[coelakanths]

having feelings about them

#socially deprived force (travis) meets autistic object (katelyn) basically. #they’re talking about shucking clams btw. clam chowder fic is so real #mcd #minecraft diaries #god travis and katelyn are everything to me #travis is struggling to be a person bc he’s never had to before and katelyn struggles bc her brain is literally wired differently #and she got around it before in the jury bc she didn’t really need to socialize #but now everything’s peaceful so it’s just wrong #and the trauma of the jury is resurfacing for her and she doesn’t know how to talk about it #and travis doesn’t know how to ask about it #but somehow they both feel better after. GOD. #travis valkrum #katelyn the firefist #u all must perceive katelyn clam chowder fic. #it’s SO CLOSE to being done GOD.

[closetradfem]

I’m going to try and share more cases from the Nordic/Scandi countries as your local Nordic/Scandi migrant (country will remained unnamed) because I am just about sick of US and European feminists talking about the Nordic countries as though women are 100% safe, never get trafficked and how they’re feminism “done right”. Cases like these are big deals here but never see the light of day in the rest of the world.

I don’t want to hear SHIT about Iceland being a feminist paradise ever again. I don’t want to hear SHIT about how wonderful and safe it is for women.

This case has been a huge deal in Iceland and has found its way into my orbit. It just got very messy and exposes just how deep these issues run in Iceland.

Search this asshole’s name on Facebook and read into the case more. It’s dire.

Justice for every single person affected by this man and lock away every single man associated with him.

#i dont want to hear how wonderful iceland and the nordics are ever again #iceland isn’t the feminist and lgbtq+ paradise you think it is but ok #iceland is supposed to be the better one of the nordics but it is not #nordic news from your local nordic migrant that you won’t see outside the nordics #yes they’re objectively safer but its insulting to women here when you undermine our very real struggles #this case makes me sick to my stomach

[lizord-lord]

the revolutionary idea is oft dismissed as a fools’ errand

-me, wearing swim goggles while i chop onions

#the face of a fool and the mind of a genius #they actually make like. weird glasses designed for this #but they’re SHIT #swim goggles already vacuum to ur face #objectively they are the better choice

[limelocked]

Things I’m currently working on against my better judgement

- dcxdp fanfic where I don’t know any of the components only the crossover fandom

- isekai erased now in round 5 of revisions to the structure/planning that’s gotten to the point that I’ve forsaken the spreadsheet I’ve been working in and am writing in a zine-like booklet instead

- volleyvolleyball, don’t worry about it

- straight up legitimately new norse myths

Backburner;

- like 4 different gay isekai stories in the same universe (solen and his duke, accidentally married the archduke and duchess, I was reincarnated into another world as the northern duke in an adoption story, and a 4th one that’s just kinda brewing)

#all the backburner ones are just me playing with common romance fantasy tropes #solen and his duke is about a guy that possessed the evil second male lead but he fucking doesn’t get it at all he thinks his memories are #divine visions until his sister from the modern world shows up and even then #accidentally married the archduke and duchess is that the archduke is objectively the better candidate for the throne but he doesn’t want #it and his brother doesn’t have kids to he intentionally takes in a male lover of questionable character and the three become poly oops #the guy is also a reincarnation story but he downloaded all the memories of the character he got and decided to hide with the archduke #reincarnated as a northern duke father is just a flip of the regressor reincarnated omniscient kid story #he knows he’s in a story but the story he read hasn’t happened yet and won’t for a WHILE so he just takes care of this weird kid like #might as well #also I’m so brave but the dad one isn’t gay he’s straight and in a loveless contract marriage with a girl but they’re a good team #they will never fall in love they’re just good friends

[jojorno]

This WAS going to be for Josuyasu Week for the formal wear prompt.... but that gold frame kicked my ass 😭😭

#been doing a lot more practice on inanimate objects and I think they’re looking a lot better #josuyasu #original

[sourkitsch]

Sorry my professors going you could sell a painting for 5 thousand American dollars combined with the fact that I keep getting rejected by every show I apply to is making me bitter again

#I feel like someone is lying! #I encouraged the Butch tm to submit to a show and she got in and I didn’t despite the fact that I’m objectively the better artist #its fritzing out my brain #like I KNEW they’re more traditional but I thought my Uber traditional technique would carry me despite my unconventional subject matter :(

[designernishiki]

sue me but i just really don’t wanna see someone try to rectify that terrible cliche out of character love triangle again like. if they chose to cut that out all together (not cutting YUMI out all together, obviously, just the romantic implications) then they’d probably have my attention. but let’s be real that’s probably not gonna happen

#legit you can cut out all romantic implications in that story and it’d literally not effect the plot at all #all the driving forces of the plot are already there. and they set that in stone when they made yakuza 0- nishiki and kiryu’s story #is between them and them alone and that’s how their story should end as well. yumi is important to the plot of y1/kiwami but not as a #an object in between kiryu and nishiki- she’s important for her own individual reasons and throughout the entirety of 1 she functions by her #own volition. she’s got her own shit going on and though it intersects with kiryu and nishiki in the end (and before that via haruka) #it literally has nothing to do with romance– it has to do with the 10 billion yen and haruka and how she ties into all of that #the fact that they’re all childhood friends COULD have been a very interesting piece of the ending to play with narratively speaking but #they don’t explore that instead they just say unga bunga straight men must fight over woman unga bunga #like come on are you fucking kidding me #she had her own whole ass life for 10 years. so did the other two for better or for worse. nishiki is a murderer and kiryu got ten years of #his life taken away by prison. but no it’s all secretly actually connected by a love triangle that’s been #just sorta hibernating for ten years or something #god #sorry I just. I hate it man i hate it so much there’s so much potential and good parts of the plot to explore but they DONT #becuase of heteronormative cliche bullshit that doesn’t make sense both narratively and in terms of the characters’ personalities #and backgrounds and morals and aggsgdhshshsxjhdhfjfjfjxjfhdhshss #rambling #call me a misogynist or whatever if you want but if you read these tags you see why I think the LESS misogynistic option would be to cut #out the love triangle/romantic shit completely and focus more on HER as HER OWN gigantic piece of the puzzle #with her own fucking Life #yk1

[transssexualheart]

Lmaoooo someone called me a “dope defender” because I told them weed isn’t a hard drug, usually hard drugs aren’t legal in 24 states 💀 I’m gonna get “dope defender” tattooed on my body that’s so funny. I at least need it on a shirt

#rain rambles #such a larger issue to calling weed a hard drug but am I gonna argue with someone who uses the phrase dope defender? no #I love when people think they’re saying something nobody else has dared to consider #when they actually sound like a member of d.a.r.e or my catholic grandma #oh yes you’re so much better than your peers because you’re a loser virgin who doesn’t smoke weed you’re so much smarter than us all #and so pure. get over yourself #also you’re just objectively wrong #it’s not classified as a hard drug #at least know what you’re talking about if you’re gonna be on a high horse about it

[unopenablebox]

i want to get into youtube knitting blogs but so far i am just being suffocated with rage envy that there are so many people whose incredibly structurally robust wrists let them produce like eight sweaters a year, and yet they use this to make the blandest, most poor-taste poorly constructed garments i’ve ever fucking seen

#how come you get to knit literally as much as you want and you’re using it to make an obviously-too-loose-gauge unevenly seamed cable vest #out of SINGLES MERINO #and now have the further gall to complain that it is pilling. #i am going to need to eke this one pair of socks out over months just to retain the ability to hold a spoon! fuck you! make good objects!! #i don’t mind it if they’re making good shit. like someone who’s a better knitter than me and also way more prolific is exciting and i love #that they have so much work for me to view and think about #it’s when you can knit LITERALLY ANYTHING for as long as you like every day. and it all sucks for no reason. #box opener #knitting

[lesbianyosano]

you guys ever go to bsd twitter just to remember how good we have it here

#i dont use twitter but i have an account mostly for stealing bsd raws when new chapters are out #anyway went there bc i was reading a fic and the author linked their account #there wasnt anything crazy bad there btw but my brother in christ bsd tumblr is such a good place to hang out #'why is there such a pressure to not write characters ooc do you not want to see them in different scenarios' i dont think you know what ooc #means btw #yeah adjusting how a character acts tor the purpose of writing a story far removed for canon is great #exploring who they might be in this other universe in widły different circumstances is so so fun #but ignoring and misinterpreting them is such bizzare behaviour to me #esp that even when reading au’s you can just. still sort of feel that something is off #and im not talking abt someone trying and maybe to necessarily succeeding in makes everyone perfectly in character #but rather people who will go out of their way to make characters different and unrecognizable and claim it’s somehow better #do you even like these characters then? if you feel the constant need to pretend they’re are vastly different? #txt. #hi and welcome to post 15226 of me being pissy over something that’s objectively not a big deal