#this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received

[weezeryuri]

you implying the members of weezer are lesbians

yeah totally i’m like those gaylor truthers but for fucking. rivers cuomo. totally

#this is the funniest ask i’ve ever received

[burningthetree]

are u britain

Uhm. No?

#so far I haven’t colonised anyone so I don’t think I am Britain? #but who can say for certain #the way I am cry-laughing at this #this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received #asks #but seriously what #my friend: you can’t just ask people if they’re Britain #other friend: but ARE YOU? #what do I know #I’m not Britain nor am I British #if that was the question

[raindropsandseahorses]

Delulu larrie

#this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received #normally they’re really blatantly and disgustingly transphobic or homophobic #asks

[sincerely-sofie]

I want to throw you to the ground only to then kick you onto a couch, throw a blanket on you and give you hot coco

#CONGRATS ON SENDING ME THE FUNNIEST ASK I’VE EVER RECEIVED ANON #I’M PUTTING THIS ON MY WALL #stuff by sofie #sofie answers asks #the present is a gift au

[detentiontrack]

It’s not funny. It’s not funny. I cannot laugh. This is not funny in the slightest. I will be a terrible person for laughing. It’s not funny.

#someone sent me the funniest ask about hunter toh I’ve ever received

[theemporium]

Daniel and you fucking in his drivers room and you’re frantically pushing his pants down as he’s panting in your mouth and saying shit like “and the way he kept describing the nature documentary he just watched” and you’re both so turned on by maxsplaining

STOP😭😭😭😭😭no I fucking snorted

#cece answers #maxiel.thots #this might be the funniest ask I’ve ever received

[gay-little-axolotl]

bb boy how long have you had covid for? 😭😭 are you okay? (Is that just a tag you use to organize things?)

I was about to ask “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT” and then I realized. anon you sweet summer child

#anon I am so sorry to inform you that I am not in fact ill. worry not soldier for I am simply lustful #so whenever you see the tag don’t worry I’m probably fine I just saw some tig ol biddies and blacked out for a sec #this is actually the funniest ask I’ve ever received I’m giggling so hard rn /pos #don’t worry anon I don’t have covid I just saw a picture of satine #my asks hehe #you have been received

[overtake]

i hate how much max you’ve put on my dashboard ngl but i love your daniel gifs! i’m sorry twitter users steal gifs that must be so annoying

#ask #i think this is the funniest ask i’ve ever received #like thanks i think? 😭😭 #i would recommend filtering his tag lmao #i post 90% max. i’d be very annoying to follow if you dont want to see him lmao

[hat-guy-official]

Am I Gay Quiz - wikiHow

Click the link ^

What is this drivel…

???

#this is probably the funniest ask I’ve ever received on any of my accounts ever #ic blog #in character #wanderer speaks #genshin ask blog #genshin rp #ic ask

[il-predestinato]

Who has better IV access, Max or Charles?

As I haven’t tried sticking a needle in either of them, I don’t think I’m qualified to answer. 😁 From pictures, they both look like they have easy access. Young men always have the easiest pokes. But probably Charles, since his dorsal metacarpal veins are basically begging to be stabbed:

Must we make a competition out of everything for these two!? 😅

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #and this is how I get banned from f1 paddocks #threatening to stab the top stars of the sport #medicine #elle.ask #anon #lmao this is one of the funniest asks I’ve ever received #handporn

[hawkzeyes]

wait Clint has been married to Iceman?

What 😭 noooo

Clint was married to Bobbi MORSE not Bobby DRAKE

I love you anon I’m giggling endlessly about this

#hawkzeyes #bye this is one of the funniest asks I’ve ever received #Clint beloved #Clint Barton #Hawkeye

[sohotthateveryonedied]

Tim is bi not gay you absolute fucknugget

That means the “ingredient” can be a boy or girl

Seriously fuck you and your bi erasure so much

I AM LITERALLY BISEXUAL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

#i’m sorry this is the funniest ask i’ve ever received #and you’re calling ME a fucknugget?? buddy please look in a mirror #lay it on me papa bob

[taehyungfirst]

not them trying to clear the bang pd searches

BANG PD GOOD

BANG PD NOT BAD

BANG PD KING

BANG PD LOVES TAEHYUNG

IM CRYINGBRNFKRJBR

they will make him start doing aegyo soon

#this is the funniest ask i’ve ever received i’m serious #bang pd loves taehyung 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #ask

[steampunk-llama]

Why do you hate Gwen from Total Drama so much? Is she really the worst character ever to the point she should be killed off?

#llama answers the thing #anon #Did you mean to send this to a different person?? hhdgsvbjfb #This is the funniest ask I think I’ve ever received what even prompted this #total drama

[contagious-addiction]

he can't both be ace and fuck nasty. would you say a character could be gay and fuck women? you sound dumb as shit

Mannnn

Seems like you need to fuck nasty

Good luck mate! Godspeed ✨🔥

#wren.answers #this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received I love u #anyways to be serious for a sec ace can be a spectrum and every version should be respected and loved for what it is #I also said nothing about women and ALSO Crowley and Aziraphale are a demon and angel #and you think THEY have gender concepts like ours?? WILD #< my credentials: I’m on the ace spectrum

[homobiwan]

well so scall batfamily fandom i thought as you shithead what kill kid like damian for year but hey you can be found and killed just put that out there

You sound like an only child

#KWHWKJEOWHDOSHSKSHSJ #this is the funniest hate ask i’ve ever received #can add ‘got a death threat for laughing at a fictional character’ scratched off my bucket list