#this joke slapped

[egophiliac]

But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #yeah here's some more characters swearing #i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point #(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things) #anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder #trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet #crewel: la la la i can't hear you #trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos #crewel: lA LA LA --

[mementomoriartblog]

I finally draw fanart for the Cass Apocolypse AU and it’s meme content 🥤🐢

@somerandomdudelmao the conversations everyone will have when Casey gets back to the lair are gonna be GREAT 👍

#cass apocalyptic series #rottmnt fanart #casey jones jr #donatello #Leonardo #michaelangelo #raphael #rottmnt #these are so rushed I did them in a day but I just COULDNT get this joke out of my head #so don’t care about them being slapped together #this was just meant to be quick and easy #my doodlebobs

[emry-stars-art]

Also it’s still St. Paddy’s where I am so the Irishman himself ☘️

#we joked about putting a bite mark as well #the consensus was its from one of the twinyards #although I did also like the mistletoe ideas from last Christmas #he gets nice lil kisses from everyone #Allison might commit. right on the mouth Once and never again #Andrew: no kisses but he does slap Kevin’s ass on the way by #I thought it was funny anyway 😂 #oh yeah. Nicky gave him the shirt #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #chibi #digital #st patricks day

[gloriousmonsters]

love when you can ask the Narrator why the Princess is a Princess and he's like 'well i uhhhh YOU did that. maybe it's because uh... something something about her being above you... but still approachable... look i don't want to analyze or anthropomorphize your--' my guy. i am a primal being of Order and Eternity and Shaping. You're the one who convinced me I was some dude and were quite willing to take credit for shaping my view on the world through narration five seconds ago. Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me the desire to interpret something worthy of adoration and more powerful than me as a dommy princess is written in the very nature of the universe or are you going to show me your browser history like a man

#this is a joke but the 'so where did i get the Idea of a princess from??' still stands #since we remember nothing and don't seem to have many ideas about like. what the world looks like #but when given the conception of 'we're a hero' from the narrator's Quest #we immediately go to 'so the thing you're telling us to kill is a Princess' -> i.e something I'm not SUPPOSED to kill #and in fact am supposed to respect and cherish #and/or pledge eternal loyalty to #(and then on a deeper level we KNOW that we're the dragon #we're the biggest threat to her we're what has the power to trap her and keep her here #we're a monster just like her) #but my point remains. as a god-entity stripped of memory where did we get the idea of a (human/like) Princess. do we still have like... #the threads of common narratives sort of built into our structure b/c we're the god-half concerned with Shaping and Naming and Order? #that would kind of slap #anyway uh. dragging myself offstage now #slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #stp spoilers

[wyrmswears]

administration concept

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago administration #ninjago jay #i mentioned this as a passing joke to my good buddy pal but man wait this idea kind of slaps #if it was in the realm of the departed instead of the realm of madness i gues... or both? bisexual? #the administration #jay ninjago #jay walker #suit jay #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #sort of? literally just that the administration exists and jays in it.. #wyrm draws #purgatory administration

[angel-derangement]

looking through my old art from when I was a teen and this deserves to be posted

#when I drew this I was so deeply enmeshed in a conservative environment that I couldn’t show it to anyone bc it’s rUdE #but it fucking slaps are u joking are u kidding #my art

[35eddion]

mob autism 100!!

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #shigeo kageyama #serizawa katsuya #tome kurata #ekubo #mp100 fanart #dimple #arataka reigen #katsuya serizawa #galerie #autism #moj #(i traced the background ok i did not have it in me to learn how to do backgrounds AND perspective just for 1 joke ok) #(tracing bad. slaps my own wrist)

[rhymingwithpurple]

so excited to see if Kendall, Roman, or Shiv will become the family wizard tonight

#not even joking a wizards of waverly place au for succession would kind of slap

[skitskatdacat63]

For Dru (@fortheloveofaussiegrit), thank you for completely and utterly brainrotting me with this moment 🙏

#HEHEHEHE SOO HAPPY WITH THIS AAAAAHHHHHH #hope you like it dru <3 #originally i was just going to draw oscar with the plushie #but then im like wait....mark is the type to proudly take pics of him(that clip of him taking pics of oscar) #but seriously that clip literally fucking murdered me #like it starts off with him randomly being all cutesy like #'oscar was tucked into bed 🥰 with his teddy 🥰🥰 which is a kangaroo actually! 🥰🥰' #which like murdered me on the spot. was literally just slapping my chair at that #and then the rest of the clip praising him and then comparing at the end #THANK YOU MARK FOR THAT. I GUESS. #just like. he hears party and champagne and his first thought is oscar cozy in bed...okay 🤔🤭 #two theories(i said this to dru already): #A. he is telling the truth. i mean cmon came up with that one so quickly! #B. they had a private party to celebate oscar's win-*I am forcibly dragged away* #but jokes aside. so funny for mark to just headcanon on broadcast #f1 #formula 1 #mark webber #oscar piastri #2023 qatar gp #oscarmark #i dont know if ive actually ever seen any oscarmark fanart before? interesting #catie.art.

[itseghost]

i started painting him but i think im gonna go back later and do more of a stylized cel shade when i actually do the lines. lmao

#me whne im busier with school than ever: i will start several unfinishable paintings #mollymauk tealeaf #critical role fanart #critical role #the mighty nein #cr2 fanart #critrole #itseart #this is a full body also i just didnt slap colors on anything else yet #just wnated 2 play w his palette a bit bc im in the line art trenches for class rn #play with his palette. would he make a joke about that yes or yes

[shey-pancake]

⚠ (FNAF MOVIE LAST TRAILER SPOILERS !!)

"He is coming...BACK"

so the last fnaf movie trailer came out today and DAMN I COULDN'T HELP TO DRAW SPRING WHEN HE APPEARED !! IT WAS SO RAW AUHHHGGG /POS

reference screenshot I used for this quick colored doodle !! (it's brigthened up btw)

og screenshot:

#fnaf #art #springtrap #fnaf art #doodle #fnaf springtrap #fnaf 3 #fnaf spring bonnie #fnaf movie #fnaf movie trailer #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie fanart #spring bonnie #I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW IT ON THE TRAILER #SO LOUD I EVEN SLAPPED MY OWN LEG #FROM THE DAMN EXCITEMENT #/srs #I'm being totally serious I'm not joking #it was fr #(I'm so mentally ill) #(help) #I love him SO FUCKING MUHHHHCHHHHCHH #*shakes him insanely*

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[zedortoo]

The Noise meets his match!

#Burton would probably laugh for ages at any jokes made at his expense #Slapping his knee and shit #But noise does not know that #pizza tower #the noise #noisette #Mr Stick #burton pizza tower #MR STIIIIIIICK #BURTONSWEEP

[outism-had-a-purpose]

Top 10 certified limbus moments to me is the time Outis called Eunbong a tacky name for a restaurant and when the owner mentions that he named it after his mother the fucking. music just abruptly cuts off, followed by Sinclair softly saying “Oh.”

Then Ryoshu out of all people tells her T.W.H. (that was harsh)

#outis #sinclair #ryoshu #assorted outisms #limbus company #sorry to reminisce about the game but hell’s chicken was genuinely such a comedy goldmine #bongy heathcliff. ishmael implying she was going to smash faust’s skull in with her mace because she thought she was agreeing to a lifetime #supply of friend chicken. the whole fucking bit with everyone taking sides and gregor taking so much Ls. mersault’s gordon ramsey #rap god moment. outis slapping a bongy-ed heathcliff like she’s torturing someone for information. sinclair is short jokes. gregor and #ryoshu being dogshit cooks to no one’s surprise. the whole outis roasts her entire team with the exception of rodya session. #hong lu’s ‘hey heathcliff what are you doing with the meat tenderizer—‘. rodigor divorce era. #YI SANG MOANING OVER A YAM. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT

[krazieka2]

hi hello. Amber ships.

#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #fe engage #fire emblem #2023 art #i was like to my friend: 'I almost never do ship art this was fun' #and she looked at these and was like 'a lot of these are just normal jokes with the shipping label slapped on top' and that. #that made me sit down for a sec #the shipping label slapped on top.... #the combo pun and critique #amazing no notes

[moodyspoodys]

An important message from Wesker

#it started as a joke sketch #and then i actually felt an urge to slap some color #i love his re4 remake outfit so much #i legit spent 10 min spinning him around and taking screenshots when i unlocked his model #he needs to be added to mercenaries like this i beg #albert wesker #resident evil #re4 #fanart #meme #own art