#this one’s for you mr green

[ineffably-graham]

people are at their hottest when doing nothing and wearing all their clothing. don’t strip. don’t act sexy. literally exist and i will drool

#this one’s for you mr green #clue #clue 1985 #clue movie #mr green clue #mr green my love #asexual #ace moment fr

[sciderman]

thinking of spider-man's first silly little suit (and his silly little webwings)

thinking of you all the time (webwings)

#how i love teenage peter parker and would die for him. silly little guy. #i love how casually superheroes just came up with their superhero names in the classic comics. #well! i'll be spiderman i guess! #mr fantastic is the best one though. he just wanted to be called that. i bet he was sitting on it for years. #bet he called himself that in his head for years. and now finally he has an excuse to get other people to call him it. #reed richards you are hilarious #same as the green goblin actually he's so funny. “i'll make it my favourite color! green!” #superheros and villains are so funny when you think about them. #sci speaks #i dont know why superhero media is trying to trick me into taking these guys seriously. theyre so stupid goofy. all of them. #batman?? you want me to take a guy who runs with the name batman seriously???

[spirallingstarcases]

✨ we’re broken down on memory lane…

#originally i wanted to use this concept for the fame < infamy ‘i like the way i feel when i think of you. too much green to feel blue’ #but then this song came up as 8ball and i thought ‘yeah.’ #so yeah #who am i without star imagery truly #THIS ONE GETS A SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT TO MR. ALONE TOGETHER WE’RE ALONE HIMSELF #andy alonetogether <3 who made this image his laptop bg #spi.arts #fob #fall out boy #don’t you know who i think i am? #infinity on high #ioh #tourdust #fanart #art #fob art #fall out boy art

[thwackk]

blah blah , old green lantern design for hal i did for an old au idea

#hal jordan #green lantern #dc #my art lol #mr hal #this is au is actually one of my favorite ideas ever but the execution is taking so fucking long #this is rlly old #this isnt the design im going with but it was one of my favorites i believe #i just keep posting old stuff because i haven’t had time to draw lately sorry #mr jordan i want you #unrelated but a buddy of mine sent me a video of the green lantern ride at WB world or whatever the park was called #and the guy voicing hal was josh keaton again and i just abt cried #i love josh keaton hal soooo much UGH i need to rewatch gltas again

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Not to continue my recent trend of oversharing on tumblr dot com, but I am very much struggling not to feel like I'm doing everything in my entire life wrong at present

#normal things to think after your doctor tells you you need to get a blood test re-taken bc you mistimed your dose #I'm just. I'm tired man. #I've been putting off a phone call for two months #i spend every day lately torn between do I need to go to hospital or am I just unfit and anxious #I rot and decay when left alone but also people are Too Much #I want to Create but I can't get started and when I do I'm just so disappointed with whatever I make #I'm exhausted but I'm awake at 4am bc if i go to sleep tomorrow will start and I'll have to do this all again #and I need so fucking badly for someone to just crush me so hard in a really long hug until my bones realign #and i need to find past me shake her by the shoulders and yell “you're fine! you'll be fine! cut your hair! eat your greens! #take up swimming and also some new pronouns! no one else will respect em but they're for YOU and so is the health stuff #please for the love of fucking god just look after yourself better than i did!“ #there's toooooo many fuckin holes in this sinking ship #I need a full body MOT and then to be cradled against the chest of a large gentle man for 12-36 hours #mr. bees speaks

[a-strange-inkling]

Joseph, I swear to God, you better find a way to get your British butt to Philadelphia ASAP.

#mom and the kids need you dad it’s been a bad week #get a flipping green card omg #mr. actor travel man #you need one #good god

[tev-the-random]

Something feels wrong.

#Where were you when Shrub was looking for the goblins huh? #Where were you Mr. Skrunkly? #I just find it so effing funny how they're both goblins #but they have such fundamentally different aesthetics #Like Shubble was the one with nature foresty little mushroom goblin #Meanwhile Fwhip is a little green man who eats rocks #I think they're both pretty neat but it's still funny #What's the lore repercussion of this anyway? #Empires SMP #Empires season 2 #Empires II #Shubble #fwhip #edit: ok Shrub is not a goblin and I'm just stupid but this is still funny to me- #Tev Pretends To Be An Artist

[camels-pen]

*holding your face in my hands* listen- listen- Usopp's Snake Fireworks are not canon. They are not canon. I know that. You know that. We all know that.

But what if- and hear me out now- what if I gave him them anyway

#one piece #usopp #hebi hanabi #snake fireworks #nemotime #this struck me as i was trying to figure out certain logistics in a fic #did i write a whole thing to justify myself using Snake Fireworks in future fics?? yes. yes i did. not here. but i did. #if anyone doesnt wanna search the wiki about this and doesnt care about the Stampede movie. pls ask #i would love to have an excuse to share about the beloved snake fireworks #like. im just. god. how can you show me such an amazing pop green that shows the trust usopp has in luffy #that COULD show the trust he has in his other crewmates. and then. not have it be canon. are you kidding #its RIGHT THERE pls i am BEGGING oh my god #i get it would put a damper on one-on-one fights but like??? mr sniper giving support to the heavy hitters??? my fucking beloved #it doesnt even have to be the monster trio man. it could be franky. or chopper. like. pls #like. its like. imagine there's an Oars scenario again. or just some bigass dude and its not about pride or honor anymore #its just about winning and surviving and aaaaaaaaaaa #in conclusion. give him his goddamn snake fireworks #fuck. i could write an essay on this if i'm not careful #not a formal one but. yknow #knowing myself im probably gonna end up writing it anyway. and probably in fic form rather than essay form dfkjghdfg #eh we'll see #not now though. bed time

[moomoorare]

(11. gifts) its finch's first bday!!!! 🎁🎉🎈 the day hes gifted his mr. pigeon toy by his mommies <3 for now its still a toy... fern and willow are next to him with their own animals, which were toys.

#flowerpot au #fern dsmp #finch dsmp #willow dsmp #dsmp fankids #dsmp fanart #dream smp #mcytblr's fancharacter fest #rare sketchbook #if you saw the non canon art of them meeting the piratecove au kids you also saw the red snake who willow will have in the future #for now they have each one. fern her green toad and willow her snake mr. yellownose #i cant the remember if the toad has a name.. I'll call her bean

[potatobugz]

mr. oshiro is SLIMY he's an OOEY GOOEY GUY

#celeste game #rambles #one of the many effects of being a ghost #did you know his sweat is green in his character portraits. thats so funny to me #you can roll him down a bowling lane and get a perfect strike #what if he exploded... #SORRY. IM NORMAL ABOUT THAT OLD MAN #i just finished chaoter 3 today so hes on my mind still. i like thinking abiut iim #mr oshiro #oshiro celeste

[ineffably-graham]

fannibals do you also want to burst into tears every time you see a photo of will graham?

#will graham #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hugh dancy #fannibal #i hope im not the only one with this issue #also yes i caved and changed my pfp to will graham #tbh i will likely change it again later this week #i just love the little guy and can't decide on only one pic of him #rip mr green pfp tho #i still love you and thirst for you

[snowyfrostshadows]

It's all fun and games until it isn't

#dumb doodles #master m au #1) i think it'd be neat if he tagged along with the other minions sometimes not to help but to follow around the hero(s) to make them laugh #the princess and the green guy are doing this hero thing all WRONG #they should be happy and smile because that's what heros are supposed to DO #the turtle gets it; he seems thrilled as heck during all this #plus....there's just something extra annoying about greenie not enjoying being the main hero and being so /miserable/ looking.... #2) ....does. anyone else think mario might... subconsciously internalize his image as a hero? #like; don't get me wrong; he loves helping others and is by default; a happy lil guy #but...it probably is a lot of pressure to be that constant rock and source of comfort #he's probably mostly okay with it and it probably doesn't cross his mind to be resentful or bitter about always being the hero #there's just this small small; easily ignorable part of him that's tired of it #that the mister m persona brings to the forfont in a kinda ugly way if you crack that mask hard enough #in other words; if he drops the smile; then i think his more bitter thoughts and feelings he hides both as mario and master m #are a bit more...obvious if that makes sense #ANYWAYS THOSE BOYS ARE GONNA NEED SOME THERAPY AFTER THIS #3) i. honestly forgot if the mimi fight was before or after the first mr. l one lmao #i just wanted to do some silly puns before the sucker punch #anyways; it's an au; luigi probably isn't collecting hearts in the proper order chaotic lil man he is #super mario #mario #luigi

[automatonknight]

FAILED AT ROLLING 💔💔💔💔

#qwerty rolls #I WAS CLOSE THOUGH........ #ONE METER?!?!?!?!? mr king you're out of your goddamn mind #BUT HE'S SO FUCKING MEAN IT'S SO FUNNY...WHAT ARE YOU YELLOW? GREEN? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND ALREADY #why is he having beef with his 5cm tall son....

[divinekangaroo]

Next in my series of applying my MBA to fandom: Tommy Shelby's Business Case for the Monaghan Boy Race Fixing Scam

Revelation: exactly how fucking high is this man's financial risk tolerance!!?!? Without limitation! and what the fuck is this asset structure? the liquidity?! the ratios are whack, Mr Greene!

Recommendation: do not buy shares in Shelby Company Ltd

#unless you marry into the family #i should do Mr Greene bystander fic i only alluded to his legal necessity in one fic due to the 1929 legislative change RE Corporations Act #Sole Independent Director on Shelby Co Ltd Board representative of all shareholders #at some point he just sits down with Tommy and says like #'of course it's all money laundering do you think I'm stupid? I spend my life becoming Independent Director on the boards of your type- #-of 'family' company; when you hit financial strife which is invariably inevitable I will of course buy your business out from under you' #and tommy contemplates (his gun) the true nature of the crimes of those born to wealth yet again #interestingly SK put EXACTLY the minimum financial/turnover information scattered across S1 episodes to actually populate a business case- #-for the MB scam which leads me to believe he might have actually (or had someone) write the BC to ensure it stacked up #with theeee most narrowest of margins #Can i just say Tommy using actual corporate terms does more for me than any of his sex scenes anywhere #'Good Corporate Hygiene' he says pallid and rage-furious in a room full of fucking Irish-American gangsters or whatever the fuck #the flutter in the gut when he said vaguely while traumatically disassociating 'land. I'm buying land' #the throes of schaudenfreude watching him try to administer a rigid meeting agenda (while his family tolerantly roll their eyes at him)

[pollenallergie]

#this makes me wanna make a playlist for older!tom #because you know that man has this on his ipod nano and has since 2006 #like he was such a lil arctic monkeys and polos and ears pierced and skatepark and green day kinda kid #some of those may seem like oxymorons but if you were alive in the early 2000s you’d know that nothing was an oxymoron back then #you could be listening to the pussycat dolls one minute and mr. brightside the next and that’s just how things went #Spotify

[aaobjectionposting-va4]

Ok but can we talk about how out of all the major male characters that Ryunosuke interacts with throughout the story, van Zieks is the ONLY one that isn't hiding something from/lying to him at one point or another?? Sholmes lies about Kazuma being alive, Kazuma hides the fact that he's going to Britain as a hired assassin, Yujin hides details about the Professor killings from him in 2-2, Stronghart lies about... Well, everything really. Like there's so much I could say about him lol. Gregson hides the fact that he helped frame Genshin for the Professor killings, McGilded lies about having been the culprit in the omnibus case, Jigoku lies about having been the one to kill Gregson... Etc etc. I personally can't remember a single point where van Zieks was hiding things from Ryuu or just straight up lying about important things to his face. He's an ass to him at first, sure, but he's ultimately on the side of justice and finding out the truth, even if it means hurting his cases or having his worldview challenged (except maybe in the case of Klint, which I'll get into).

Now one might say, "Oh but didn't he hide the fact that he had a brother from Ryunosuke at first?". And to that I say... So what? From van Zieks' point of view, details about his personal life (and ESPECIALLY about Klint) are hard to talk about and, frankly, Ryuu really had no reason to need that info about him, other than just to be nosy. That's why he's so cagey about the topic in 2-3, and why he's (somewhat) more willing to talk about it with him in 2-4/5, because at that point Ryunosuke absolutely DOES need to know more about Klint (and the Professor killings in general). And as for Ryuu's point of view, he really has no reason to be asking about van Zieks' personal life at first, other than the fact that he's just curious about it.

Anyways. I really do believe that, despite how rocky these two's dynamic is at first, it's been built on honesty and straightforward-ness from the start, and I really appreciate how we have an Ace Attorney prosecutor who's more than willing to not hide the truth from his lawyer rival (even if he's making dunks on Ryunosuke half the time, lol)

#GOD im so glad i finally wrote. something. about these two's dynamic #like their dynamic is so underrated and it sucks because it's so good like!! #as early as 1-3 these two are working towards finding the truth no matter what it may be. even if it means they might lose #ryuu in 1-3 openly admits that the omnibus was tampered with even though that may implicate his client #van zieks in as early as 1-4 not only gives evidence to the defense that he 100% didn't have to give #(and that would potentially cause him to lose the trial) #but he also calls out the actual culprit and makes it very clear that he won't tolerate her hiding things from the court #he does this in 1-5 as well with graydon.. and in 2-2 with ms green #i'm currently doing my second dgs playthrough and i'm at 2-3 so my memory there is a lil hazy lol #but i do remember that in 2-3 he had an absolutely insane premise for his case and probably sounded like an IDIOT to everyone there #and it 100% feels like it was a way to subtly tell ryuu 'hey mr naruhodo you're smart you should have 0 issue ripping my case apart' #(to be fair 2-3 saw his one friend as the defendant so that's probably why he went through all the effort. but still) #anyways im obsessed with their dynamic and y'all SLEEP on it goodbye #va4 rambles in the tags #vu's posts #tgaa #tgaa 2 spoilers #barok van zieks #ryunosuke naruhodo #also to y'all who ship them you can absolutely ship tag this lol. like im not a fan of the pairing i just like their dynamic platonically #but tbh if you wanna use this as ship fuel then honestly just go for it lmao #o shit i almost forgor... their dynamic tag omg #reaper/resolve