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[bailey-dreamfoot]

Biblically Accurate Barnacles

Ok so I do actually probably have to explain this (this will sound a little conspiracy -ish but please bear with me)

So like at first, I just wanted to draw a realistic polar bear Barnacles, but then I thought, hey if I'm drawing him to be biologically realistic as far as his design goes, why not make him biologically accurate in terms of his actual character?

I've talked ab it a bit before, but the jist is polar bears are hyper carnivores, with vegetation like berries making up only a very small percentage of their diet when sea ice is less expansive. And so, the fact that the Captain (and all the other crew members who are mostly carnivores/ omnivores) eats literally no meat of any kind in the show, and consume only kelp based food, they have all got to be dead may times over. Or at the very least very malnourished.

But then I thought of a headcannon I had, where like, Barnacles would visit his sister Bianca and her kids every now and then (bc they have the most wholesome sibling bond I swear-) and they'd just have like family get togethers and family dinner time. And the idea was, since Bianca isn't an animal rescuer or anything, she would still like eat meat and stuff. So when ever the Captain came over, she would make like seal burgers for herself and Orson and Ursa- and make a special veggie burger specifically for her brother.

B u t T h e n - OHHOHOH THEN, I had a wee thought.

So like Octonauts, animal universe, weirdly advanced technology, yada yada we've been through that before. They can build super complicated vehicles, Tweaks inventions range from already existing to borderline sci-fi. So hear me out here-

What if the Technology in the world of Octonauts is advanced enough, that they are able to produce lab grown meat, like scientists are trying to do right now? So then say maybe a group of mostily carnivore sea-explorers and animal rescuers (the Octonauts) have themselves a moral dilemma. Can't eat fish bc they're supposed to be saving them (+ they can talk so that's kinda fucked), but also can't just give up meat bc malnutritions a bitch. So say maybe they either create or just buy this kind of lab grown meat- right? And what if they put it *in* the kelp cakes? It would explain why we see them eating literally nothing else.

Now you may be saying, Bailey thats rediculous, the kelp cakes are called kelp cakes BECAUSE they are made of kelp, of course theres's no meat in them. And I'd say thats a perfectly reasonable assumption, yk? IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT THERES A CONONICAL BURGER KELP CAKE.

TBH, it's just a wee bit out of place that the burger one is the only traditionally meat based dish here. Everything else is either a fruit or veggie based food. And I'm not even going to get into how the existance of milk and cheese would imply the existance of a dairy industry in this world.

But- not if you use that lab grown- meat idea. Whose to say something like that wouldn't or couldn't expand to other animal based foods, like milk, cream, or cheese?

So yeah thanks for coming to my tedtalk, thats why I draw Barnacles noming on a burg. It's literally 3 am, I am tired.

#this post is incomprehensible #pls read to the end i beg you #bailey’s ramblings #bailey’s art #octonauts #octonauts barnacles #octonauts fanart

[h4zardousch3micals]

Zombie who comes out to their friends by pulling out their reproductive organs and showing them off to everyone

#This post is incomprehensible #Tw gore

[doodles-with-noodles]

Something has befallen me to search for traditional historically accurate viking clothing n I found… this nice armor thats like a nice long leather tunic and I‘m currently going rrdfdtbvdbxfrrctrtfvrfv over it because that‘s what my smol hiccup desing needed all along. A a little bit too big leather tunic. I neeeeeed it‘s perfect like in a way I want to devour it bc I made a sketch and this is the energy I was going for. Looks like fancy leather skirt

I need to draw it digitally later

*Edit for further understanding (I forgot)*

#shitpost #httyd books #free fall au #book hiccup #Me keeping desings? Nah #I‘m currently going wild over leather tunic as you can see #this post is incomprehensible

[memesandmusicalss]

queuing all of my insane posts for today because for reasons 👍 yeah

#this post is incomprehensible #good #olive's ramblings

[clay-pidgeon]

why are exponnentiak functions allowed to have uh. idk the calue name but im accepting and normal abt y=a(b)^x its fine its normal. what the hell happens when you add a fucking would it b c value? that makes sense. anyways FUCK y=a(b)^x+c all my homies hate y=a(b)^x+c

#my stuff #dove chirps #this post is incomprehensible #🦩

[tsundere-selfship]

Me, when I first f/o’d Mike: so you’re definitely not going to do that thing, right?

Me: yea definitely not

Me yesterday:

#this post is incomprehensible #what I mean to say is when I first start shipping with him I treated Foxybro!mike like #like I tiptoed around him ignored him avoided bringing him up #and now he holds a very special place in my heart #all the versions of Mike do #I love him. Even the versions of himself that he hates #he’s my husband. #I LOVE HIM GRRR GRRRRRR #👑 | does he ever stop talking? #💜 | i love my boyfriend #kandi #kandi kid

[chekovsphaser]

The more I think about my attitude towards personal grooming and adornment the more I think it's basically a miracle that I still wear clothes.

#life of dan #this post is incomprehensible #without several key points of background #but also I have an appointment with my mother now so I'm just going to leave that as is for now

[ohnonotthehorrors]

Y'all... the Six wives of King Henry the Eighth...

The Six winners...

#this post is incomprehensible #I will come back with a higher quality shit post I swear

[tumblingclockwork]

I think it’s hilarious that we were about to get ANOTHER Sans v Reigen final 2 showdown with Sans almost certainly coming out as the winner, only for Cecil Gershwin-Palmer to come out of no where with a steel chair.

#this post is incomprehensible #sexyman poll #sexyman rematch

[shootingsun]

Near in the TV Drama is so fucking wild too, like

They wear overalls they have some kind of Dissociative Disorder they are very chill with Mello killing people they're l's sibling they're manipulative as fuck they sit on the stairs in their empty dark house with religious themed windows in the back they play with their hair they yell at a serial killer they stare death at people they have a favorite kind of cake and it's made by their caretaker they do yellow puzzles they hack into security cameras they use an alias that doesn't even relate to N they're an icon and I love them very much

#this post is incomprehensible #death note #death note drama #drama near #death note tv drama #death note j drama #shut up sunii

[partytricks]

if i had a dollar for every time a hybe bg had to save a member from a house fire in their lore i would have $2 which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice

#this post is incomprehensible #but if you get what im saying #bts #bts hyyh #enhypen #orange blood

[thesexiestselkie]

Am I (45-47M) the asshole for cumming into my (45M) fuckbuddy's sister's sock?

#this post is incomprehensible

[finitevoid]

mal has something to prove but so does ben. lest we forget his bright eyed quest to save the world. you know. come with me and be part of the solution, uma [does nothing after d1 to bring the vks off the isle]. whats going ON there bro. We don’t have to chOOse. We don’t have to light the FUSE--

#this post is incomprehensible #to anyone except me

[brieffs]

method acting?

you mean kinnies caught on camera 😏📸

#this post is incomprehensible #i will not apologize for the truth #kin #kinnie #method acting

[kiwinatorwaffles]

twitter famous people sharing the donation link for their school field trip fundraising like OOMFs please help me go to disneyland

#this post is incomprehensible #kiwi’s calls

[gregmarriage]

who wanna be the wambswife to my gregmarriage?

#this post is incomprehensible #wambswife is another url i thought of btw #it’s kinda the other side of the coin to gregmarriage #i like the alteration of it imao #anyways who wanna be my metaphorical spouse? #it’s totally not gay i swear #i’m just gonna refer to you as one half of a roman coupling but it’s NOT gay