Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots
Got even further today! And here’s the running commentary! Under the cut again for spoilers!
Okay! Time to get back to it!!
Aww we found the nephews!
And another hidden mickey!
Aaaand I think we’re about to find Remy too
Let me in I want to cook with my rat friend!!
Oops looks like we stumbled into the woods anyway
MONKEY HEARTLESS
Awww yes I got the roaring rapids kinda ride deal!
THERE IS RATTY FRIEND
CONTROL THE SORA VIA HIS HAIR
I can’t save you right now Roxas, I HAVE TO COLLECT PARSLEY FOR THIS RAT
Aaand we’re back at Ira’s mansion!
Sora all like NO SUDDEN TOUCHIES
VERBOTEN
Ienzo: I could smell your computer incompetence from across the worlds
Told you guys virtual reality is just magical bullshit!!
Oh geez someone get this poor boy a cot and a pillow
Sora: I don’t computer good, please help
Uh oh Even got Norted didn’t he
Hayner: I FORGOT I HAVE TO GO SWAT SOME BEES
Suspiciously no music here
Hiiiii Norty Guys
Sora: DATA IS REAL PEOPLE TOO
AGAIN, GOOFY IS THE SMART ONE
Press X to doubt on that, Xemnas
DEATH BY TEACUPS
Gotta say that attraction flow is kinda OP
HIIII SCROOGE
Donald is always making a menace of himself, Scrooge, that’s normal
OMG I want cake now too
Remy no longer cooks for the love for food, he’s HOOKED INTO CAPITALISM
No I love Remy Ratatouille is a good movie
DON’T YOU TRY AND SPOILE ME TOO, GAME
Oh I see Bee Swatting Alley has turned into a little drive-in theater
There was a hole here…it’s gone now
Roxas has to collect Nobody emblems, I get to collect chocolate and caviar. SUCKS TO BE YOU, ROXAS
“Skateboarding is passe now” INCORRECT
Scrooge is just like I RUN THIS TOWN NOW
GET YOU SOME QR CODES SORA
Scrooge: THAT’S CAPITALISM BABEY
If we wish for Roxas with all our hearts and clap our hands HE’LL COME BACK TO LIFE
Ansem: Just look at them…COOKING…PASTRIES…
Another vessel? Don’t you guys already have like fourteen??
I just realized: are the loading screens just. KH Instagram
OKAY IMMA GONNA COOK WITH THE RAT NOW
I AM NOT GOOD AT THE COOKING BUT I LIKE DOING IT
Okay, I THIIIINK the thing to do now is head on to the next world!…
YES YES YES KAIRI’S HERE
REDHEAD SQUAD PLZ
REMEMBERING XION SOB
The Twilight Town trio ice cream music ohhh noooo
just pulls the damn ice cream out of his back pockets IT’S FINE
ooooooo nooooo
OH NO HE CRYIN
Lea: I’m not crying there’s just extra testosterone leaking out of my eyeballs
LEA WHAT we just got used to Lea now back to Axel MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND
Riku and Mickey doing more investigatin’
Eeeeeexposition time~
FINALLY PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER, MICKEY
GAH DAMN THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE DEAL WITH TERRA
Well thank goodness these two finally got a case of the Smarts
Okay okay okay! FINALLY CAN GO TO NEW DISNEY WORLDS
It looks like Toy Story is the better choice so I’ll do that first!
After I snag hidden mickeys in Olympustown, anyway!
Okay, those are all the ones I could remember for now, guess we’ll move on to advance the story!
Yikes I absolutely stumbled into a gummi boss battle that I was not ready for
I am so so so bad at the gummi missions in this game, sheesh
BUT IN ANY CASE I FINALLY GOT TO TOY STORY WORLD YAAAAY
OMG is this the game that Rex thinks Sora is from
so fukkin Squeenix
LIL TOY HEARTLESS
Oh wow the music here is so fun
FINALLY GOT FRECKIN AERIAL RECOVERY
Watch out Sora you gonna get laser’d
Sora: I am not Noctis but I know it’s easy to get confused
I love how all this nonsense is basically in canon in the Toy Story universe, thank you Squeenix
Oh wait the humans are missing too that’s a problem
DID THEY GO AND MAKE A XEHANORT ACTION FIGURE TOO
I thought he was just regular size
Guess Al’s Toy Barn went under
Buzz is so dang suspicious
DANGIT we ALMOST had parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme outside the house here!
That is a honkin huge toy store WTF
HIIII Youngnort
BEAT UP THE ROBOTS
Okay this is a pretty fun take on Shrouding Dark Cloud
“Oh that’s right, you’re from a video game, where the rules are BULLSHIT”
Buzz is being such a stick
EXCUSE U but before we rescue our friends I need to find various selfie spots/weird rocks/groceries
sheesh I don’t even care if using Antiform ends up being bad it’s so much fun to do
Oh no I forgot to take out the security cameras, WE’RE DOOMED
OMG if you hit a helium can it makes Sora’s voice all squeaky I CANNOT B E L I E V E
All these bigass dragon toys have me like
VALIDATE REX’S FEELINGS GUYS
I popped out of Antiform for the cutscene and then popped back into it??
THEY HAVE THE BATTLESAURS FROM THAT ONE TOY STORY SHORT
Why are there such nice dolls in Babies and Toddlers?? You don’t give dolls this nice to babies!
Everybody’s playin’ his theme song!
Corporal: I can’t believe…I got tuba’d…
OH I don’t like that, NO SIR
Yes just give this horrible doll to your baby, that’s fine
FINALLY high jump!!
Sora never say never on horrible things like that!!
The claaaaaaaww
WE HAVE DEFEATED THE CLAW
“Nirvana will not be reached” o o p s
Oh gosh what is this game where I’m stacking flans…
The video game section is just labeled 999999999 FLOWEY I KNOW YOU’RE HERE
Sora: Actually I think this is Riku on the cover
YOU. ARE. A. VIDEO GAAAAAME
Oh Rex I wish they still made strategy guides :(
Ohh I knew the bad thing that they mentioned would happen would happen!
Okay I wanna play Space Cats tho
THE HECK JUST HAPPENED
No Sora you are the videogaems
Well that took way too long but I ended up beating KING ROBOT in antiform
Wreck-it Ralph summon!! YAAAAY
I can’t believe that Buzz Lightyear got Norted
At last, we’ve reached baby jail
This isn’t a friggin toy store it’s Discovery Zone!
We just fuggin cactaur’d our way up here
AT LAST, SORA GETS TO SPEND AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PIT
Oh well this looks like a boss battle spot
Now we’re in what? Lego hell??
Woody: So you were never loved as a child, were ya
OHOHOHO
HE JUST HOOKSHOTTED THAT BITCH WITH HIS PULLSTRING
These are things you already knew Youngnort!!
That was an appropriately epic battle music for DEFEAT UFO TOY IN TOYSPACE
Awwwwuuh
You’re really not, Donald
Awwww FRIENDS ALL AROUND
Okay we have! Finished that world! And YAAAY new Keyblade!!
~~The Perfect Body~~
WELL WE GOTTA FIND SOMETHING TO STICK THAT HEART IN
OF COURSE RIKU WOULD THINK OF THAT
It’s cloning, Riku, it’s basically cloning.
Sora: CLONES! GREAT, BRILLIANT
Oh okay thank goodness they’re actually KEEPING EACH OTHER UPDATED SOMETIMES
OKAY I think I’m going to need to stop here because I’m starting to go crosseyed and my thumbs are sore
WE’LL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT WORLD TOMORROW
HOT DANG
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