#tryna kiss you

[floredaqueen]

Happy Sunday baby 😘😘😘😘😘

I LOVE YOU MORE!!♡ HAPPY SUNDAY!!♡

#mutuals♡♡ #lovely mutuals #fwends #my loves #lovely moots♡ #my mooties #kind moots #mooties ♡ #ima kiss your forehead #you're so kind #hugs and kisses #tryna kiss you #kisses #girls kissing girls

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

#writeblr #this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol #by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations #and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me #& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what???? #like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it #''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother #and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!'' #yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious #anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it #it's seen as the only important thing #even if ur gay #and it's a nuanced thing idk #and while rn i i.d. as lesbian #like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like . #sexuality is fluid... #don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label #they're like GET in the BOX #if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me. #(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)

[hellt00th]

things im fucking feral over: garrus taking every single opportunity he gets to tenderly tuck some strands of shepards hair behind her ear

#you can't tell me this man sees that move on some shitty 90s show and immediately incorporates it into his arsenal of things that #make shepard blush #shakarian #crit.txt #its his go to when he wants to kiss her and hes tryna be sweet instead of impuslive

[satosugusbowlofcereal]

hey. hey how do i cope when the trope is two characters who were clearly meant to be together and look deeply into each others eyes every chance they get and know each other in ways no one else can and are very obviously shipped together by the writers and are literally WRITTEN FOR EACHOTHER and desperately in love but they cant be because censorship is a cockblocker please send help soon I'm loosing it

#lol guys what if this was about geto and gojo like just what if #luca and alberto too cause me and my friends are going to the theatres to cry about what was meant to be #this has nothing to do with nana and hachi but they are forever on my mind #raiden ei and eimiko like its actually sick good bye #every lesbian ever to breathe #korra and asami cause they were supposed to get an onscreen kiss and then bam a fucking hand hold like that shit still hyped me but omg #GUYS WAIT RARIJACK IN EQUSTRIAGIRLS #loki and mobius WHO SAID THAT #geto suguru #gojo satoru #loki season 2 #loki #loki series #mobius #lokius #also Ax and Marco from animorphs cause i'm currently reading the book and it's very obvious if this wasnt written in the 90's it would be #even gayer #again curse you tumblr tag word count i'm tryna wax poetry here

[deadplate-confessions]

hi sorry this is the pretty rody anon again

it's 2am and i got hit. absolutely bowled over. by the thought of rody. he is still the prettiest to me

anyway

i absolutely adore the fact that he has little moles dotted across his body; it's a really cute and unique character detail. (i want to see more characters in media with little skin details!! such a simple way to make a character subtly unique-looking and memorable)

i know he doesn't have moles on his hands in the canon art but. i think about chivalrously kissing the little moles he has on the back of his palm every day

vince or manon can do it too, i don't mind. i just think he deserves it

Confession #68!

[ submitted by Anonymous! ]

#dead plate #vince dead plate #rody dead plate #manon dead plate #dead plate confessions #• listen specifically you need to get off anon and kiss me or we can kiss rody together whichever works #• i want to be your friend thats what im tryna say lets bond over rody together because im insane for him but cant express that here

[fortunatefires]

Infinity alchemist has the fucking cutest throuple! I'm foaming at the god damn mouth cuz they're so adorable. I'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. I'm lying on the ground and screaming eternally. I love them so much

#It's how they were so worried about him and both kissed him before he left #I'm tryna get like like you my boy #Ahhhhhh #Text #Text post #Infinity alchemist #Bookblr #bookish #Wait i bet theres art #I have to go see the art #Ahhhh #Why choose #It sings sweetly to me #eeeeeee

[spottedside]

@wasabijean BINGBINGBINGBINGBINGOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now to explain myself. Jean im so sorry for how foggy my feelings on this ship are. On one hand its cute and i like it and how they look and it could work and i like the concept. but it doesnt click.

Drix is tenfold homosexual in my mind and i just cant let that go. I cant see him liking her. and just how leah was completely being ignored in the show. like ozzy and drix NEVER bring up leah as a reason for wanting to go back to frank and its just odd. but i can usually headcanon stuff around things like this but i really cant seem to do that here and i have no idea why.

actually i do know why, its because ive made up an entire story in my head with ocs and everything that completely blocks out the idea of this ship and thats just a me problem.

But yeah. it's a really cute concept and one that I really like, but theres just the one little piece missing from it because im a loser.

#osmosis jones #ozzy and drix #jean im so sorry i wish i could love this ship like you do #its RIGHT THERE its just missing that little bit for me #but i do want to kiss all of them #ill do the other ones now i spent way too long just tryna write up what to say #scrapping the post like 5 times

[super-nova5045]

snowjanus and good luck babe well yes

#YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS (girls) IN BARS #SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT TRYNA STOP THE FEELING #YOU CAN SAY ITS JUST THE WAY YOU ARE #MAKE A NEW EXCUSE ANOTHER STUPID REASON #WELL GOOD LUCK BABE! #snowjanus #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes

[cinna-bunnie]

so like..

is the idea that as a compromise to only having to toggle off tumblr live once a month, you now have this permanent tumblr live icon regardless of ur setting choice stuck to the bottom in the middle of everything in the hopes that i click on it accidentally anyways even though it's clear i don't want it or? where is the NO 100% STOP GIVING ME THIS SHIT I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR POLICIES AND LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT TUMBLR LIVE AND WILL NEVER BE INTERESTED IN THIS TYPE OF FEATURE OR FORMAT.

@zingring @photomatt @humans idk how many feedback requests people have to cut tumblr for "no" to just be a valid response here. ppl aren't dumb and see u inching over the line trying to force this on them despite the snooze choice.

what, are there so many ppl snoozing and such a low adoption rate that you know you need to trick users into using it so you can "make number go up" or? 🙄

#snoozing tumblr live for a month but perpetually having a big centered button that will take you there immediately at all #times while also inherently meaning that you've accepted the privacy policies and TOS for using a third party service #tumblr is so fucking annoying is2g i should just pester my mutuals repeatedly about getting onto cohost and being active instead #of talking to a fucking brick wall because obviously NO ONE at tumblr gives a shit that NO ONE wants to use their shitty third #party live stream feature. for the millionth time leave me alooooone #my patience and grace for this site is almost entirely spent y'all ngl (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) tumblr is like one or two annoying updates away from #me bugging y'all to get on cohost. was hoping there'd be a few more good updates before we got back to the annoying enraging ones. #like.. seeing if ppl r mutuals or followers on mobile? 👍 snoozing going from 7 to 30 days? 👍 live being there despite snoozing? 👎🔫 #I'm STILL not over this whole twitter UI too in the browser too. tumblr's trying sooo hard to be a blogging platform in a twitter trenchcoat #u ARE a blogging platform and are functionally different than a typical social media site in multiple key ways. why r u downgrading urself #it's bc matt thinks elon's sooooo cute and wants to kiss him so bad he'd do anything to get his attention #even crash the popularity of his site and burn his good grace he had w the platforms community. #y'all rich mf need some hobbies i swear to god (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) y'all get bored or divorced n start tryna fix shit that ain't broken. pests. #now it's everyone else's problem too 🙄

[raetreaderarts]

It’s been a while since I updated you guys on the progress I’ve been making on R.E.M. Estates. The game is still being updated, I just haven’t had the motivation to work on it again for the past few months. But here are the new characters I created for it, you can find all of them in The City. I also added area-specific music, some new dialogue for old characters, and speaking of old characters I made new sprites for a couple of them which I’ll show in another post. In order there’s Dr. Hanahaki (he/him) Grandma Hazelnut (she/her) Pearl Peppercorn (she/her) and Pewter Peppercorn (he/him).

#rem estates #rem estates updates #rem dr hanahaki #rem hazelnut #rem pearl #rem pewter #roblox #roblox dev #weirdcore #if y’all want more info on these guys you can either check out the game or send me an ask 💪 #now that I’m at a state where I’m pretty happy with the progress I’ve made #I’m tryna sorta boost the game more I guess? #like get it in the public eye more #my art #also I want to kiss pearl so so so so so so so so bad

[floredaqueen]

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈

DANI

I'ma get you back--

#ask answered #lovely moots♡ #lovely mutuals #fwends #my wife #ima kiss your forehead #tryna kiss you #hugs and kisses

[alisterix]

Love it when these two are arguing and they get in each other's faces so much their noses touch and squish against each other. What an adorable way to be angry with someone, lmao.

#asterix #asterix and obelix #asterix and cleopatra #you know what you are #bro are you tryna fight me or kiss me or what #I'm gonna punch you... in your lips... with my lips... softly #just kiss already oh my god #I know you want to

[keischreiber]

That incorrect quotes compilation inspired me to make these xD

(not me overlooking each and every one of these to spot if there's a typo aksjakdjqk)

These are gold. 😂 THE I NEED YOU FOR EVER JUST DHFKSFHS DOES IT FOR ME.

#We of the 104th - Answered #mobolanz #aot incorrect quotes #reiner x evelyn #reinelyn #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #reiner x oc #The light in my life is also just chef's kiss #imagine being serious and his goofy ass is just tryna woo you

[petrichoraline]

seeing xiuming manipulate my dumb and dumber I can't help but think most of his problems would be solved if he got a boyfriend

#like youre hungry eat a snickers but 'youre a maniacal lunatic kiss some men' #clinging onto a woman so desperately what you tryna prove smh #love you seven times

[ferallindsay]

if she's your girl why are we spending all week staying up til 8am watching horror and inching closer together on the couch

#this post is actually evil #im tryna act cool about catching feelings for someone i shouldn't hook up with and being pathetic. can you tell #i am actually exercising so much restraint keeping it to just that. im a hero. not kissing a cute girl is harder than war #nah being a shy useless lesbian is the only thing saving my slutty bpd ass from awful choices once again lol

[crownquill]

All the male celebrities who make a big deal about being family men or talk about loving their wife all the time give the same vibe as bad mothers claiming theyd do anything for their kid then just neglecting them and using them for tax cuts. Like who are you tryna convince?

#ofc dont be mean to your wife or make rude jokes about her ew #but we need to stop kissing these dudes feet for the bare minimum of being nice to or pretending to be genuinely in love w their spouse #12:rant #like cmon name one male celebrity thats never cheated thats ever been like OHHH AND BTW I LOVE MY WIFE every two seconds cmon #a relationship should be secure wnough where you arent constantly tryna prove it to the world goddamn #ned flanders #try guys #:|