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fandoms--fluff · 10 months
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Elijah: What are you doing?
Y/n: You said keep Kol distracted, so I am
Elijah: By throwing a key into the pool?
Y/n: Watch
Y/n: *Throws the key into the pool
Kol: *Immediately swims after it
Elijah: So you're treating him like a dog?
Y/n: ...No, it's not like I'm giving him any treats, and plus he burns off energy
Kol, oblivious: *Brings the key back to you with a smile on his face
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super-marvel-dc · 3 years
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Damon: Well it looks like it's just you and me now.
Y/N: are you talking to me or the bourbon?
Damon: Y/N? When you'd get here?
Y/N: Really? It's our honeymoon!
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fandoms--fluff · 10 months
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Klaus: I can not have you terrorizing him
Kol: We would never
Elijah: Or threatening to tear his arms off
Y/n: That happened one time 
Klaus: Or hanging him from a window 
Kol: We solemnly promise that the man’s feet will remain firmly on the ground 
*A man falling and crashes onto the ground in front of them
Elijah: *taking a closer look at the man 
Y/n: Just to be clear, that wasn’t us
Kol: What she said
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fandoms--fluff · 9 months
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Y/n (Hope's mom) to young hope: Mommy's going to drop kick anyone that touches you
Klaus: And Daddy's going to bail Mommy out of jail
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fandoms--fluff · 9 months
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Y/n: We want to show you a picture from last night that really upset us
Kol: Okay, but in my defense, Rebekah bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Elijah: That's not what we wanted to-
Y/n and Elijah: You drank SHAMPOO?!
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fandoms--fluff · 2 months
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Kol: Y/n has delicious chapstick
Elijah:
Rebekah:
Klaus: You two kissed?
Y/n: No, the asshole took a bite out of my chapstick while I wasn't looking
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fandoms--fluff · 8 months
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Hope: Can I sit there?
Y/n: ..That's my lap
Hope: I know what I said
Y/n, sighing: Sure, come here
Y/n and Hope basically just cuddling the entire time*
Kol: Why can't we be like that?
Davina: Do you want me to answer that honestly?
Kol: ...no
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fandoms--fluff · 1 month
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You guys get a flat tire
Jeremy: Does anyone know how to change a tire?
*Jeremy and Kol look at you*
Y/n: Are you looking at me because I'm gay?
Kol: No, You're just...
Kol: Sporty?
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fandoms--fluff · 21 days
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Damon after being put in charge of Caroline and Elena's little siblings because they're in college:
Stefan: Where's Y/n and Jeremy?
Damon: They went out
Stefan: They're grounded!
Damon: ...Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
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fandoms--fluff · 7 months
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Lizzie: This date is boring!
Y/n: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store
Hope: Then why did you invite us?
Y/n: I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me" and then you guys said "fuck you y/n, we'll do whatever we want"
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fandoms--fluff · 9 months
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Hope: Y/n and I do not have pet names for eachother
Lizzie: Ahuh
Lizzie: What's another word for mom
Hope: Mommy?
Y/n from the other side of the room: Yeah babe?
Lizzie: *smirking
Hope: Don't ever bring this up again
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fandoms--fluff · 8 months
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After y/n (oldest mikaelson sibling) acted as a Mom because Kol was hysterically crying about not having a mom a week ago for some reason
Kol snuggled next to y/n on the couch: I like you better as a sister than a mom
Y/n: Yeah?
Kol: And you like me better as a brother than a rabbit, right?
Y/n: Oh, yes...yes I do
Kol sniffling: I hit Klaus today
Y/n: you hit him?
Kol: ...before I bit him
Y/n, raising an eyebrow: you bit him?
Y/n, sighing: you really shouldn't have
Klaus, glaring: she's right
Cue Klaus chasing a terrified and screaming Kol
Elijah, walking into the room: what did he do this time?
Y/n: you don't even want to know
Don't know if this makes sense, but I wanted to use this scene from lilo and stitch cause it's one of my favorite movies and I think it would be Kol's too.
-send in requests for flufftober this year!!!!!
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fandoms--fluff · 8 months
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Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no
Kol: Kol yes
Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no
Kol: Kol maybe
Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no
Kol: Kol no
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fandoms--fluff · 1 year
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*Distant screaming from another room*
Kol: Wait, so it actually worked?
Y/n, walking into Kol's room: Yep! Never doubt my ability of getting on Elijah's nerves
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fandoms--fluff · 1 month
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Lizzie, casually taking four steps at a time:
Hope, taking two steps at a time, falling behind: fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
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