#u were. mistaken!

[briankang]

☆☆☆☆☆  Five Star Villain ☆☆☆☆☆

#bang chan #christopher bang #chris bang #stray kids #skz #createskz #bystay #staysource #staycompany #jypartists #~ #dreamytag #vilmatrack #userlau #majatual #kiwitracks #shuaria #if u thought i wouldnt gif this. u were sorely mistaken. #last gif makes my head feel like its full of static #words not in the bible needing to be said. #anyways :)

[originalaccountname]

guys. guys guys guys. it's spelled "Meursault" with a U after the E. It's a name, a proper noun. There's a proper way of spelling it. Please remember the U after the E I'm begging. Take care mwah

#i know some fan translators and some anime subtitles spelled it without the U they were mistaken don't listen to them PLEASE #you can remember how to spell all these characters' names already just one more like you always do please please please #i've seen so many misspellings in the past week i'm going insane #bsd #bungou stray dogs #apparently i talk sometimes

[victimized-martyr]

Did you ever mention how you got into kyman? Personally speaking, I got into it (again) around 2020 when I rewatched sp, and I basically fell down the rabbit hole. I’ve been into it on and off since then.

I probably did somewhere, but I'll say it again!

I wanted to see what SP was all about so I decided to just watch the most recent episode/special at the time-- post covid. But I realized, it was a story that wasn't forgiving for newcomers, and I had NO idea who was who. I have vivid memories of being weirded out by the redhead guy being upset about the rabbi dude's wife and kids. Then when he said "did you know that he once snuck into my room and gave me fucking aids?!" I GASPED bc one, it was super out of nowhere, super crude, and two, I falsely assumed like, OHHHHH they're gay exes... that explains this weird behavior. I'm sorry what else was my dumb ass supposed to assume! And I watched the rest of the special viewing them in that context hgkd But when I started to properly watch the show from the beginning/ hop between episodes, I felt embarrassed for myself, I was like HOW on earth could I have made that false assumption. I was actually grossed out by the thought of kyman at the start! I knew that Cartman was obsessed with Kyle, and that they did care for each other as friends, but I couldn't fathom Cartman's obsession being anything genuine or Kyle reciprocating. I even made a post abt it on my main as I was watching the show, it might still be in there somewhere lol. I was happy just watching the show as is and I was like, dang! This might be the first thing I get into without shipping anyone! Then, my buddy @shpadoinkle-day texted me what was practically the kyman manifesto and urged me to "wait till seasons 20/21, it'll change everything"

at the same time, an irl buddy watched THAT moment in Manbearpig w/ me for the first time and went "that's... kinda fruity" and I was also like?? yeah?? damn... Then I saw seasons 20/21 and it opened up my eyes. I think it was the only seasons I was so enthralled with to completely binge in one night ghfksd and I. was. floored. Kyle crying over cartman? during a montage of couples breaking up? Kyle being speechless when he saw cartman get a gf? Kyle questioning if he liked heidi, Kyle's stupid ass "we're all going out with Cartman right now", how he inserted himself in the relationship so hard, yet when taking heidi from cartman, talks as if he wasn't doing it for Heidi. His frustration at Heiman was at the very top in list of justification at bombing a country (yes, Kyle says he's upset a girl he liked turned into cartman... but there's layers in that statement, esp. compared to kyle's actions). Kyle memorizing the day they got together, confronting Heidi and asking how Cartman is doing as a boyfriend, what specifically she finds about him that's redeemable (and we all know how Kyle is about finding the good in people), batshit insane things a normal person (like stan) wouldn't ask his friend's girlfriend. And then of course, Kyle dropping all that effort when they break up. Insanity. I realized the obsession was mutual, and rewatching the show in that context completely rerouted my watching experience with the show. It kinda made it funnier for me too lolol. I started picking up on all the evidence I saw shippers point at, and I got what they meant fr. Kyle and Cartman are assholes and poke at each other's insecurities, have hurt each other, yet will not let the other die, Kyle is usually the first one to call for cartman if something happens to him, he saves him when he doesn't deserve it, and Cartman, as stated by Stan, cannot live without him. And it's subtly shown he wouldn't keep kyle just to rag on, bc if that were the case, he would not hesitate to hold it over Kyle's head. Their feelings for each other are very complex, and--if you really pay attention to the show--mutual.

#kyman #this is all a word dump i'm sorry if it doesn't make sense #asks #the weird Thing happening between these two characters is damn chaotic and mutual. I ain't sayin u gotta ship them cos you dont gotta #but to say it's one sided or not there at all is a misread of the show. I'll die on that hill. #Like they're so. fucking weird that it's a reoccurring joke that they get mistaken for a couple. or people easily believe they're together #The shock of them being together is. kinda the joke. as seasons go by #matt and trey love making them fruity or putting them into fruity situations and the sooner u accept 'hey that's gay af' the funnier the #show is i promise y'all #believing kyman is one sided or not there does little for the 'he gave me aids when we were young' joke. if u accept they fruity? bursting #out laughing i guarantee

[nostalgia-tblr]

also i was right about every TVA trial ending with a guilty verdict!!!

#VINDICATED!!!!!! #loki spoilers #i'd thought it was obvs but i did see some “but loki's defence was a good one!” posts around the place. which suggest at least a few people #were under the mistaken impression that anyone could ever actually offer up a defence that would be accepted at one of these trials. #“if u win we'll put u back on your timeline!!” you mean the timeline that was erased when the 'suspect' was picked up? that timeline?

[theforesteldritch]

I hate how my choices when accessing certain types of medical care are either be vague and have them assume I’m a trans woman and face the transphobia and transmisogyny that comes with that, and also then having them think I’m something I’m not, or say that I’m intersex and face the intersexism, explain everything in detail to not be understood or even believed because they will ask really invasive unnecessary questions about my body and often just have them assume I’m a trans woman anyways, and not understand anything I say. There is no way for me to just get a bone mineral density scan without bullshit. Im not mad at being mistaken for a trans woman in general, trans women are awesome as fuck and it’s not an insult or anything, but it shows that no one is listening to me about my medical history and no one gives a shit to learn about intersex people in particular. And I’m also trans in the other direction. I literally said no when asked if I was on hormones or hormone blockers and then 5 minutes later the same radiology tech asked me how long I’ve been on androgen blockers. I’m not my body is just fucking like that!!!!

#moth rambles #transphobia #transmisogyny #intersex #if anyone comes at me and goes ‘well it wasn’t really this you were just mistaken for this u don’t actually face this’ #I’m biting you #it doesn’t matter that I’m not a trans woman #I have fucking XY chromosomes #In intersexist and transphobic minds xy chromosomes -> presenting as a woman-> trans -> bad #They do not care what I am actually they care how they can hate me for being trans and intersex

[suavis]

i will never forgive the wilds fandom for passing over all of the dotin subtext (and like full on text at times!!!) in season one for le*tin which had absolutely zero going on for them then other than having gone to the same school causing the writers to pivot toward le*tin in season two and suddenly giving them a bunch of moments together as fanservice and subsequently dot also ending up with like the least amount of screentime and storylines this season. we rlly could have had it all 💔

#ofc it’s obvious why y’all prefer leah though lmao #i’m just disappointed when y’all act like fatin never showed interest in anyone other than leah when she was out there in s1 #wanting to be roommates with dot and saying she wouldn’t mind if they were mistaken for lovers #dotin #dot campbell #fatin jadmani #the wilds #the wilds spoilers #anti leatin #just to be safe #i don’t hate it i just wish y’all gave dotin even half the hype u give it #also just as a disclaimer in case someone finds this who feels like they have smth to prove pls don’t interact if ur gonna act like #dotin wasn’t the obvious other f/f focus in s1 and that le*tin had even half as many romantic/romantic coded moments #mine

[piplupod]

hate that you can have possibly the most horrific realisation of your life and your body completely freaks out and starts fighting itself and you are just expected to keep going with your day like normal. i feel like maybe i should get a month away from any and all responsibilities at the very least to recover and adjust to having this knowledge

#my god!!! my god!!! the horrors do not end!!! #in fact old horrors will come back to haunt you again!!! #i wish i had not gone digging and prodding but oops i am so stupid and also i cannot stop my brain from putting pieces together!! #i have a counseling appt tomorrow but i honestly dont think i can bring this up. how do u bring up such a thing! esp when u have no proof! #i do not think the pieces would all fit together so perfectly and the body and brain would not react so violently if it were not true thoug #i do not want it to be true dear fucking god can this not be true please. can i be mistaken maybe. can it be just a series of coincidences. #i do not know how to cope with this if it is true. and the most awful thing is i'll likely never know for sure #i do not have memory of any of those times. i will never know unless another part comes forward w memories #and maybe its better to not know? but i feel sick. i feel so very sick!! i cannot deal w this!! #Chase took over for half the day and he's sooo pissed at me for digging but i sincerely could not stop putting things together #everyone in the brain is so mad at me i think fsdjkl i feel so awful and sick and the body is so fucked up now #i want to bring it up w counselor but i'd have to bring up a lot of other things and she's about to go on pregnancy/maternity leave #i dont want to be... burdensome. and idk who will be replacing her #idk !!! i wish i could just undo all of that thinking this morning!! i fucked up!! i shouldnt have thought about it!! #i regret it but i also cannot stop wanting to know the truth!! and i hate this!! i dont want this to be real!! please i hope its not!! #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[chiisana-lion]

oh this is Embarrassing embarrassing

#girl when did u write this. How did u write this were you okay #this is cheesy as hell id have mistaken it for my sibling's mozzarella sticks #rather cute still!!!! at least for someone who who can barely write for their life

[phantom-thieves-official]

Maruki really spoke to the Phantom Thieves and presumably his other patients, heard them say "oh [insert bad thing] happened and it sucked, but I'm moving on and finding meaning and happiness on my own" except he blacked out halfway thru and missed the part where they don't need or want his help finding happiness

#mod plays p5r #i may be mistaken but in anns counseling esp shes like. yeah this sucked but im moving on! im ok! #and marukis just like. ok thats cool but what if i didnt hear that and fixed a problem u were moving past and ignored ur actual wishes

[swordmaid]

I just randomly invented a headcanon: Jaime and Cersei looked so similar they were often mistaken for each other. So once, Robert Baratheon got so fucking drunk, he saw Jaime, assumed he was Cersei and totally hit on him lmao. Like pinned him against a wall, probs groped him, and woke up having no idea why he's got a black eye. Jaime is so traumatized he has to take a leave.

naurrrrr what is this

#?????????????? not the random SA hc #this doesnt really check too bc jaime is significantly bigger than cers. they were only mistaken for each other when they were kids 😭😭 #but can u guys read it before u send me stuff i dont want to be subjected into any weird shit thanks

[bestcurse]

“ oh, so you’ve just been lying this whole time. ” / @strawberryblcnd​

#strawberryblcnd #interactions / maura duran. #andddd 2/2 bc if u thought i could narrow it down u were mistaken 😋

[modest-moon]

i went to a new gyno today and they had me pee in a paper cup and leave it on a windowsill with no lid or anything i am completely shook is this normal????

#i was so so so confused #i thought i had to be mistaken #and the cups were for semen or something #and then i was like no this is the women’s bathroom u need to pee into this paper cup and carry it out

[countlessrealities]

@sinruby asked: How would you describe your relationship with your family? for Mabel!

Mabel's lips curl in a pensive frown at the question. This is the first time someone asks her about her family and the relationship she has with each member. It's not like she doesn't know how she feels and what that's like, because she does, no matter how little she tries to dwell on it. She just has never been forced to put her thoughts on the matter into words.

The first person she thinks of whenever someone says "family" is, of course, her brother. Dipper is and will always be the person she's the closest to, no matter what might happen. They have always been more than siblings, after all. They are twins, best friends.

However, that's not where she chooses to start from.

"My parents are...alright? I guess. They always made sure Dip-stick and I had all the stuff we needed. Food, clothes, toys, school things..." She trails off and ends the sentence with a shrug instead. "For the rest, they are never around. They're always at work, or away on their own. That's why they sent us to Grunkle Stan's last summer. So they could go on holiday on their own."

Is that how parents are supposed to behave? She isn't sure. That's how it is in her life, and she has never paid attention to what her friends' parents are like. Aside from Pacifica's, but everyone can agree that they are not a role model.

"But it's alright. Dip-sauce and I can handle ourselves! We learnt very quickly and it's...fun, in a way. I get to do everything with my twin! And that's amazing...you would get it if you had a twin too."

She means it. She's more than content to share everything with Dipper, to be independent, to have her life with him. It's what has allowed them to live through and survive everything they have faced in Gravity Falls.

Yet, at times, she wonders.

"Then there are Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford. They weren't...great at first. Grunkle Stan was always grumpy, but now I get why. He had lost his twin and...in his way, he was trying to protect us."

Stan also doesn't have the best people skills. Not when it comes to being sincere. He's a conman, he can lie and cheat his way through a lot of situations, but when it comes to baring his soul and dealing with his real feelings? He's as emotionally constipated as someone can be. And Ford isn't any better.

"As for Grunkle Ford, he's...well, he's been away for a very long time and he hasn't had the best life, so...I can't blame him for forgetting how caring works."

A hint of gloom lingers on her features, betraying that there's more to it that she's not saying, but after a moment her expression brightens.

"We had a rough start, the four of us, but hey, what matters is how we ended up! Our Grunkles saved us all, and Dip-Dip and I helped! Grunkle Ford and Grunkle Stan made up and now they are living their childhood dream. And we can tag along! They promised!"

Her grin brightens, as if the idea of battling sea monsters and getting lost in caves populated by dangerous creatures is the best life one can have.

"I can't wait to go back to Gravity Falls next summer! Buuut Dipper and I might even get to spend our winter holidays chasing after Bigfoot!"

Much better than sitting at a table eating pre-made Christmas food and receiving boring presents. Their winter holidays have been fun only when it snowed.

"And then, of course, there's Dip-pick! He's my family. He has always been. We're brother and sister, we're best friends, we're twins. We've been together since when we were just two little cells! We're basically platonic soulmates!"

Maybe she's being naive, or perhaps too optimistic, but she believes in that with all herself. Things have been tense between them from time to time, especially after what has happened during Weirdmageddon. The trauma, the fights, the insecurities, the regrets, the guilt. They have left indelible marks on them both and loose strings that they will eventually have to deal with.

However, Mabel has to hold onto the idea that she and Dipper will get through it all because it's the only scenario she can accept.

"I can't picture my life without him. And I know he can't picture his without me."

#[ ic :: Mabel ] #[ headcanons :: Mabel ] #[ ooc :: mun's headcanons ] #sinruby #[[ did you see hints of child neglect here? ]] #[[ yep you weren't mistaken ]] #[[ but Mabel is 13yo she doesn't see it yet ]] #[[ not saying that her parents were shitty but ]] #[[ they weren't great either ]] #[[ also sorry I had to hint at the post series consequences ]] #[[ they are an essential part of my portrayal of Mabel u-u ]] #;; queue

[lolexjpg]

i'm like. so excited to look old enough to never be mistaken as a teenager. idk when i'll get there tho

#idk how i can be mistaken as 10yrs younger than i am #coworker 2day asked and was like NO WAY i thought u were like 18 #babes what is it gonna take #she speaks #this has nothing to do with the race im sorry