Carmy making football theme food for the Super Bowl. The girls get super into it cause they love the halftime show and he’s just cooking for them .
everything he makes has a touch of gourmet to it too.
like sliders that have a truffle sauce.
"carm, you didn't have to do this. normal hamburgers are fine."
"no, no, i know, but i just wanted- this makes them taste better." carmen's chin ducked to his chest, plating the burgers and trying to hide his blush. "and i made some vegan ones. syd said they're really fuckin' good. just in case someone doesn't eat meat."
you know he just wants to make a good impression. he already has, your friends love him for many reasons- how he treats you as the number one, but his cooking does help.
he goes over the top with everything he does for events like this because he wants to. he wants to look good yes, but he also loves how proudly you look at him, grinning when your friends rave about the food with a small smile, eyes shining at carmen.
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Further to my Pedro Boys Cocktails, and my Javier Peña Special Cocktails, now it's time for some SNL Character Themed Cocktails! 🍹
Again, no measurements are included so you can make them as strong or as weak as you like. Pictures of the cocktails used are for reference, based on what I think they would look like with the ingredients used, but are not verbatim. Go crazy.
Drink responsibly, folks. 🥴
If you make any, please tag me so I can see your tasty creations!🍹
NSFW smack talk below.
Enjoy! 🖤
Check out my Pedro Boys Rambles here.
The 'Mommy Dearest'
Hendriks Gin, grapefruit juice, elderflower liqueur, rosemary sprigs, salty rim & fresh grapefruit slice to garnish. Serve over ice. Not too much salt; you don't want that salty 'tude from Mama Flores to sting... Take your vegan sliders with on your way out.
The 'LA Mush Mouth'
Vodka, peach schnapps, blue curaçao, lemon juice, Sprite/lemonade. Serve over crushed ice. Or in a drip bag hooked to your veins. Wake up from a coma looking incredibly well put together and handsome for someone who was hit by a Party City truck, covered in paaaapah, and proceed with speaking Spaaaanish.
The 'Fancam Fapper'
White Rum, grenadine, strawberry liqueur, lime juice, soda to top. Fresh strawberries and mint leaves to garnish. Stop being a bias and munching on it, and get yourself down to detention where Mr Ben is expecting you to complete your, ahem, extra credit...
The 'Southern Fried Fuck'
Tequila, grenadine, Maraschino liqueur, orange juice, splash of cranberry juice. Orange slices and cherries to garnish. Order fried chicken wings in abundance and dive into a kiddie pool of ranch dip on game day. Just don't expect to get laid after. Games on, innit.
The 'Italian Stallion'
Vodka, Cabernet Sauvignon wine, cranberry juice, simple syrup, lemon juice, frozen blackberries or blueberries to garnish. Ensure you leave a big, generous tip for the waiter whose breath you take away constantly, bella. Hold up, he's on the floor... shit, anyone know CPR?
The 'Shroom Shooter'
Roku Gin, Yuzu juice, Rioja red wine, demerara syrup, lemon juice, 1 egg white to top, frothed. Fresh thyme and cloves/bay leaf. There is a good chance this cocktail might taste like its literally sprouted out of the ground, and won't go down as smoothly as bisexual Toad on Rainbow Road. Might need a power up.
The 'Ginny & Juice'
Tanqueray Gin, Tonic water, orange juice, orange bitters, splash of pink grapefruit juice. Orange slice to garnish and serve over ice. Stare blankly at the quiz master when you don't know the answer. Sink a few of these instead and slump over your buzzer. Game over.
The 'Antonio & Cujo'
Clear Gin, lime juice, Maraschino liqueur, orange bitters, lime slice. Serve over ice. Serve with a slab of well, well, well done steak with ketchup on your date with Antonio Banderas, who's constantly in want of your fine ass. I mean, the man is just kidding himself otherwise... woof.
The 'Cookie Crusher'
Irish Cream liqueur, Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps, butterscotch schnapps, dash of pouring cream. Crushed oatmeal cookies for the rim and to dust on top. Serve over ice. Make sure you the bake the cookies yourself, otherwise Mama Flores won't be happy with you... but her sewing circle will be.
'The Tittywank'
Mezcal, Galliano liqueur, vodka, splash of lemon juice, spiced honey syrup, drizzle of golden honey. Lemon twist to garnish. Drink really quickly without staring like a drooling chimp at that waxed décolletage, and then order a Slippery Nipple. Hand it to Pedro with a straight face and absolutely no innuendo at all. Yo, his eyes are up here, bub.
'Pedro's Purple Rain'
Vodka, blue curaçao, splash of cherry sours, grenadine, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, splash of Sprite/lemonade. Serve over ice. Lemon slice to garnish. Break out some Prince and croon at the top of your voice for Pedro to dance in the Purple Rain with you. Crying optional, but almost guaranteed.
'Made In Chile'
Bergamot Castro liqueur, tequila, chilli syrup, blood orange juice, watermelon juice, splash of lime juice, castor sugar. Fresh or grilled chilli to garnish, serve over crushed ice. A hot spicy drink, for a hot spicy tamale! Raise a toast to Pedro and his fantastic SNL hosting skills this year. Here's to the giggles. And the mouthwash needed after you drink this shit. Salud!
🖤
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Slider has decided to become vegan.
Goose: Hey Sli, so you've decided to go vegan, I get it and congratz, but Mav doesn't know much about these things. Will you help him?
Slider: Yes Mav, you know omnivores?
Maverick: Sir yes sir, like bears.
Slider: There are also herbivores, you know 'em?
Maverick: Yeah, like sheep.
Slider: Okay, now I started out as a vegetarian--
Goose: Wait a sec, Sli, what happened to the carnivores?
Slider: They have little to do with our topic.
Maverick: Yeah, I didn't quite understand what Ice has to do with this topic.
Goose:
Slider:
Maverick:
Slider: Now get the hell outta ma sight!!!
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What do the boys eat besides pizza, what’s their favorite meals/foods/even beverages
Idk why but I can see two being that person who eats so much salads you’d think they were vegan.
Two's (and probably One's as well) diet is similar to a softshell (red-eared slider) with some variety.
Aside from pizza, I think One would like waffles but Two enjoys pancakes and they always get into an argument about which one is better.
As for beverages, idk why but the first thing that came to mind is Coca-cola. One likes coca-cola. he likes the fizzy drinks. Two likes coffee/starbucks frapp but doesn't admit it. he gets tea instead.
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We finally went to this restaurant, not sure why it took so long, but…
We decided to go for Happy Hour during the week, because I’m an old grumpy man that doesn’t like crowds of people.
Leaf Vegetarian Restaurant. Boulder, CO.
It has all the things I like: 1) Happy Hour that starts at 3PM, 2) Plates to share, 3) Great cocktail list, from a quaint little bar, and 4) Not a lot of people.
Calamari Oyster mushrooms.
Beet Bruschetta.
House Verde Salad.
Mushroom Burger Slider.
Vegan Carrot Cake Dessert.
Not pictured is the Vegan Crab Cake Slider, because I was hungry and forgot to snap it.
We’ll definitely be back, but only without a crowd.
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