#we are a hook positive zone yes lmao

[the-kipsabian]

I opened my folder if fav wrestlers and-- what are your hook thoughts? I don't remember if you've ever had/said any

honestly i havent been really vocal about him cause most of my thoughts are through osmosis and friends liking him lol, but i do think hes really neat. hes so talented for his age and i really love his character a lot, its such a good take and a really nice fit for him. tho im still shook every single time i hear him talk cause no way that voice is coming out of that face lmao

i am also super envious of his hair i wish that was me so badly

#thank you for asking! <3 #dykecassidy #wrestling musing #we are a hook positive zone yes lmao

[hoodharlow]

Family Addition

AN: I promised this one shot to @hoodschick​ like a week ago lol. It’s inspired by Michael and Crystal becoming foster dog parents and joking about maybe adopting the dog they’re fostering. 

Summary: Maya and Calum have been together 5 years. After some convincing from Maya, they become foster dog parents. A bump in the road 

Warnings: smut lmao

Word count: 4.1k words.

“Fuck,” Calum groaned as Maya slipped him back in her mouth.

Maya bobbed her head up and down on him quickly, then slowed her pace as Calum’s fingers tightened their grip on her hair. She let Calum guide her head as she continued to take him. His grip on her loosened; she pushed his hand away and took over. 

Calum threw his head back on the couch. His stomach began to contract, letting her know that he was close. Maya rested her tongue on his tip as she stroked him. Her hand sped up, and Cal’s moans grew louder. She took him back in her mouth, bobbing her head. She made sure to take in every last drop when he came.

“Fuck, I love you. I’m pretty sure you can ask me for anything, and I’ll say yes.” Calum said after he caught his breath. He pulled up his sweats. 

“Well actually….” Maya said, straddling his lap as Calum’s arms welcomed her.

“I knew something was up the minute I saw you in those shorts.” He shook his head, smiling to himself.

“I was only showing you my new pajamas, not my fault your dick can’t control itself.” Maya smoothed out her pajama shorts. 

Earlier that day Maya met up with Crystal for lunch before stopping by La Perla for some new pajama shorts and nightgowns. 

Maya is eternally grateful for Crystal because she’s the reason why Maya met Calum, her boyfriend of five years and father of her three year old, Jaime. Crystal was one of her first friends when she moved to LA from Texas in pursuit of acting. She helped Maya get the role as Calum’s love interest in the ‘Wildflower’ music video a few years back. 

They pretty much pulled a Chrissy Teigen and John Legend by hooking up after filming a music video and then just spending the rest of their lives together. 

“So, what’s on your mind?” Calum asked, rubbing her legs.

“I know you’ve said no to us adopting another dog, but-” 

“No.” Calum cut me off. 

“But-”

“Maya, I said no.”

“At least let me tell you before you make up your mind.” She pouted, crossing her arms against her chest. 

“Fine, what is it?” He sighed. Calum unwrapped her arms and put them around him. 

“Okay, so you know how Michael and Crystal always foster dogs, right? So I was thinking of us, you know, trying it out. The longest they stay with their foster people is like two months.” 

“What about Jaime?”

“I looked into the place, and the website said that kids should be at least two years old. Plus, we would only be fostering dogs that are okay to be around other dogs and children.” 

“You already looked into this, huh?” He joked. 

One of Calum’s favorite things about Maya was that she always loved researching and learning about things. When she started directing and making her own short films, she would spend hours upon hours looking up materials and different directing techniques. 

“Yeah,” she smiled at him.

She reached back to the coffee table and got her phone. 

Calum smiled at her lockscreen. It was a picture of them at Luke and Sierra’s wedding a few months ago. He had Jaime in one arm and the other was lazyly resting against Maya’s waist. He was the only of the boys that hadn't gotten married; ironically he was the only one with a kid. 

Maya rested her head on his shoulder and pulled up the website. It was a pitbull sanctuary called El Santuario. He immediately recognized it because it was attached to a public dog park that they always went to with Duke and Jaime. Originally the place was for all dog types, but when the owners began taking in pitbulls and their crossbreeds, people began to go to other places. Eventually they decided to focus on them.

Maya showed and explained to him the process of becoming foster parents and the few changes they would have to do if they got approved. He took in how her eyes lit up by the seconds as she read him the bios of each of the dogs. The way she talked was filled with so much compassion and emotion, it reminded him of why he fell in love with her. 

“Okay,” Calum said. 

“What?” Maya looked up at him in disbelief.

“Let’s do it.” 

“Really?” Maya smiled. 

“Yeah-” 

“I fucking love you!” She grabbed his face and kissed him all over.

Calum pulled her close to him as their kisses began to get more passionate. Calum laid her on the couch and showed her how much he loved her. 

***

Calum and Jaime stayed at home while Maya went to pick the dog they were fostering. It took them two months to get approved by the Humane Society. Duke let out a bark as Maya called from the front door. 

Their foster dog stood behind Maya’s legs as Duke continued barking. Calum scooped him up in his arms. Calum reached over for Duke’s leash on the key hanger and attached it to him, setting Duke down on the floor. Maya sat on the floor and gently pulled the dog in front of her. The dog was a grey staffy. It reminded Calum of a dark rain cloud.

Duke hesitantly walked forward and sniffed the dog. After a few seconds, he excitedly wagged his tail and barked. He spotted one of his toys and pushed it toward the dog. The dog hesitantly sniffed it and took it in its mouth. 

“Doggy.” Jaime pointed to the dog.

 “Yeah, her name is Cloud. Dame la mano.” Maya extended her arm to Jaime. 

He walked over to her and grabbed his hand to let Cloud smell him. Jaime giggled when Cloud licked his hand. She nuzzled against him. 

Calum detached Duke’s leash and let him wander off back to his bed. Calum sat down next to Maya and waited for Cloud to smell him. She looked over to him and then scooted away from him.

“Southy,” Jaime said.

“What baby?” Calum looked up at him.

“No like you. Like Southy.” He mumbled.

Calum slightly frowned at the comment. It was rare for a dog not to like him. About 98% percent of dogs like him, the other 2% is Southy. 

He watched Cloud lay its head on Maya. She rubbed Cloud's side. 

With her other hand, Maya reached for his hand and gave him a gentle squeeze. Calum picked it up and kissed the back of her hand. He noticed the slight flush around her neck. It made Calum feel things. Even after five years, she still blushed at the small gestures they shared. 

"What?" Maya giggled.

"What?" Calum blinked at her. He must've zoned out.

"You were staring at me." She smiled.

"Oh, sorry. I love you. You know that right?" He said.

"If you say so."

Before he said anything else. Jaime came back running to them. He watched Jaime show Cloud a raccoon stuffed animal. Then he threw it across the hall and ran after it. He came back and got Cloud to chase after it.

"I can't wait until we have another kid." Calum said. He grabbed Maya by the waist and pulled her into his arms. 

"You want another one?" Maya asked. 

She tried hiding the hopefulness in her voice. The night they agreed on being foster dog parents, they spent the whole night loving each other. With her excitement of becoming foster parents, she had forgotten to take the pill. A week before that night was the last time she got her period. This morning she started getting morning sickness.

"I mean in a few years, but yeah, I want another mini us. You?" He replied. He was playing with the fringes on her cardigan. 

"Oh… I guess when the time comes." She looked over at her purse where the pregnancy tests were burning a hole at the bottom. Maya got up. "I'm gonna change, and then I'll get started on lunch."

"Okay, want Chipotle later for dinner?" He asked her.

"Um, sure." She shrugged and walked up to their room. Maya ran into their bathroom. She peed on all five sticks. While she waited, she changed into one of Calum's hoodies and the La Perla shorts that got her into this mess in the first place. She ran her fingers into her hair in an attempt to disentangle it and braid it. After three minutes, her phone buzzed. 

Maya hesitantly went back into the bathroom. She gave herself the sign of the cross before checking the tests. 

"Puta madre." She mumbled to herself.  The tests either read positive or pregnant. 

She caught herself in the mirror, looking like a hot mess. Maya lifted her hoodie and placed her hand on her stomach. Inside of her was her baby, their baby. One made of pure love. 

She blinked back a few tears, remembering when Calum first announced they were going to have Jaime. A lot of his fans were quick to come for her. They claimed she didn't love him and was just trying to tie him down. That was far from the truth.

Maya loved Calum with her whole being. He showed her what unconditional love and support was. She never had that growing up. Back in Texas, her parents wanted her to pursue a career that guaranteed a job. Maya was basically disowned when she told her parents that she's moving to LA to give acting  a shot. Little did anyone know that her true passion was behind the camera and not in front of it. Calum always encouraged her to follow her dreams, and he was always supportive of her decisions. 

Now Maya isn't sure how he's going to feel about this.

***

Calum decided to get started on lunch. Knowing Maya, she probably fell asleep. 

Calum felt Maya off, maybe under the weather, so he decided to make some soup. The same one his mom would make him and Mali whenever they would get a cold or a stomach flu. 

"Hi, baby," He heard Maya tell Cloud. He watched her bend down to pet her. Of course she's wearing those shorts, Calum thought to himself.

"Hi, mumma," Jaime replied. 

"Hola, mi amor," she kissed his cheek. She felt Calum's gaze on her and she smiled at him.

 He saw a little sadness in her eyes.

"I'm making my mum's soup." Calum told when she walked over to him. "Just need it to simmer." 

Calum glanced back to Jaime.  He was on the couch watching soccer, resting his head on Cloud while hugging Duke. He pulled out his phone and snapped a picture of the trio. 

"Send that to me." Maya said. She was sitting on the counter, watching him. Her shorts showed off her toned legs while the pale pink contrasted against her brown skin. What Calum would do to have his head in between them or to have her against the counter.

He walked up to her and kissed her. It was short and sweet. It left them wanting each other. Maya wrapped her arms around him and kissed him. In seconds they got lost in each other's lips. Calum opened Maya's legs so he could fit better. He gripped her hips as his tongue fought for dominance. Maya melted against him. 

"Mumma, I want food." Jaime called from his spot on the couch, making them split apart like opposing magnets. 

"Okay, just give us a minute." Calum replied. “Of course my own kid would cock block me.”

***

It’s been three weeks since Cloud has been here, and she’s still wary of Calum. 

“She just doesn’t like me. I walk into the living room, and she’ll walk away.” Calum told the guys. They had all come over for dinner. 

“You’ve been together five years and she still can’t stand your ass.” Ashton joked. 

“Funny, I meant the dog Maya wanted to foster. Thank god, we’re not adopting it.” Calum took a swig of his beer. His eye caught Cloud, she was laying on the ground watching all the other dogs play with Jaime. Calum came to know that Cloud was not a big fan of large groups. Whether it was dogs or people, she would stand back and just watch, very much like Calum.

“Is it me or is there something different about Maya?” Michael asked. The other day, he may or may not have overheard her and Crystal talk about her being pregnant, and how she’s scared of telling Calum. 

Calum’s breath hitched slightly. He was thankful that he wasn’t the only one that’s noticed. The past few weeks he’s noticed that Maya’s diet has changed. The most obvious is that she hasn’t drunk coffee or alcohol, and Maya loves those. And ketchup. She loves ketchup and puts it on everything. It reminded Calum when she was pregnant with Jaime. During her pregnancy with Jaime, she stopped eating ketchup because it made her nauseous. Though her other eating habits seem pretty much the same. 

Another thing he noticed was that she wore her loose traveling dresses. When he commented on it, she just shrugged it off and told him the weather was warmer. 

“No clue.” Calum said. His gaze fell on her. She was casually dipping celery sticks into her mango ice cream. Not the weirdest thing he’s seen her eat. When they first started dating, he caught her making a peanut butter and cheese sandwich. 

Maya felt his gaze on her, and she turned to him. She smiled and waved at him. He waved back and turned back to the boys’ conversation. Thankfully the topic changed, and they were talking about when to meet up to record their upcoming single. 

***

Being fourteen weeks pregnant and picking up dog poop was the worst combination ever. Maya barely made it to the bathroom in the home gym. 

Cloud had never seen anything like it. It scared her. She ran up to Maya and Calum’s room to get him. Unfortunately, the door was closed. She scratched and barked on the door. 

Calum rolled over, trying to cover his ears from hearing. He reached over to Maya, and her side was empty. He looked at the clock and groggily mumbled. When he opened the door, Cloud barked at him. 

“Hey, be quiet.” Calum scolded her. 

Cloud started whining and trying to get him to follow her. It wasn’t until he heard Maya throw up again that he understood what she was doing. She ran down the stairs and barked at Calum to follow her. She led him to where Maya was. She looked worriedly at Maya.

“She’s going to be okay.” Calum reassured her before going into the bathroom.

He knelt down to where Maya was. She was resting her head on her arm. Maya started crying. She didn’t want Calum to see her like this. Unsure on what to do Calum pulled her hair into a loose braid and then gently rubbed her back, letting her cry. They stayed like this for a few minutes until she was done. 

Cloud stayed with Calum and made sure Maya made it safely up the stairs. She even followed Calum when he went to the kitchen to get Maya a glass of water. 

“She's going to be okay, pretty girl. Mumma is going to be like that for a bit.” He explained to her. Calum reached over to her, and she let him pet her. Calum left his heart skip a beat in excitement when she laid on her back, so he could rub her belly. After a bit, she went back to where she and Duke slept. Calum washed his hands and went up stairs with Maya’s water.

“When were you going to tell me?” Calum asked Maya when he got to their room. 

He sat in front of her and pulled her legs over him. Maya just shrugged at him. 

“Maya.”

“I don’t know. You said you wanted to wait a few more years. I was scared that you were going to get mad and leave me.” She said, tugging at the chain around her neck, a habit she had when she’s nervous or avoiding a conversation.

“What?” He asked in disbelief.

“But you wanted to wait a few-”

“Yeah and?”

“I just don’t want you to stay with me because I’m having your child.” 

“Maya, I’m with you because I love you, and you make me happy. You being the mother of my kids is a blessing.” 

“You mean it?”

“Of course. Let me see.”

Calum gently pushed Maya’s t-shirt up, revealing her growing bump. 

“Hi, baby. I’m your daddy. I’m also your mumma’s daddy when she behaves.”

Maya rolled her eyes at him when he looked up at her. 

Calum gently kissed her all over her belly. It was an innocent gesture, but it got her feeling. Especially when his kisses made their way down. 

He opened her legs exposing a damp spot on her panties. He placed her thighs over his shoulders and got closer to her core. He licked the damp spot before ripping her panties off.

“Hey, those were expensive.” Maya protested.

“And?” Calum didn’t let her say another word. He attached his mouth on her. 

Maya was a writhing mess in seconds. Silently cursing at him for cutting his hair because she couldn’t pull on it. She slid her hands inside her shirt and played with her breasts. He pushed in his ring and middle finger in her and licked her clit as he thrusted his fingers. When he felt her clench on his fingers, he pulled away. Earning a whine from Maya.

“Apologize first for not telling me you’re expecting our child or I won’t let you come.” Calum said.

“What? No!” Maya breathed out.

“Fine.” Calum pushed her legs off his shoulders.

“No, wait! Calum, I’m fucking sorry. I should have let you know about the baby.” 

“See, was that so hard?” He latched his mouth back on her and teased her clit with his fingers. 

In a matter of minutes, Maya came, repeating his name in pleasure until her high wore off. 

Calum laid next to her and pulled her to his side. “I love you, you know that, right?” He asked her.

“Yeah, I love you too. I really am sorry I didn’t tell you.” She said quietly.

“It’s alright. I was going to ask you eventually.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. You expected me not to notice that you stopped drinking coffee and eating ketchup? You need your daily scrambled eggs with ketchup and morning coffee.”

“Kinda.”

***

“I’m going to ask her to marry me.” Calum told Ashton. 

They were at their go to coffee shop by the dog park where El Santuario is. He even brought Cloud along. Ever since that morning, they have been getting along. She even lets him cuddle her. A week had passed and they finally told the rest of their group. Well, Jaime did when he told Luke that his mumma was getting fat because there was a baby inside her. Luke, being the loud mouth he is, asked Calum in front of everyone. 

Ashton hummed in agreement, taking a sip from his drink.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing, honest. Just surprising. Didn't expect you to want to marry her."

"I fucking love her. Of course I want to marry her." Calum defended himself.

"Not because of that. A blind person can see how much you both love each other. I just never saw either of you as the marrying type." Ashton said. 

"Oh."

"Not to mention, you're both pretty private about each other and Jaime. Hell, I'm still surprised how Jaime has never been photographed by the paps. When word gets out, because it will, it'll be hellhole for all of you. The paps will want to be up your arses. Kait and I almost called off the wedding because of them. I'm just looking out for you. I should get going. Think it through. And ask Maya if that's something she wants too." 

Ashton patted Calum on the shoulder and gave Cloud a scratch and left.

Calum and Cloud walked around the block as he processed his thoughts. Of course he wants to marry Maya. Ever since she got her first Academy Award nomination, he realised that he wants to be there for every milestone supporting her. He just never found the perfect moment to ask her. Something always happened that kept him from asking her.

The more he thought about it the more he also imagined Cloud in the picture. He'd gotten used to her being at the house. 

Fuck it, Calum thought to himself.

They walked to El Santuario. Cloud got nervous. She thought back to when her first owners dropped her off there when they got a puppy. She began to pull on the leash trying to get Calum away from there.

"Pretty girl, it'll be quick. I just have to do something really fast, and we'll leave." Calum reassured her. 

In an hour or so, Calum signed the adoption papers and got her registered to their insurance. It would take a week for the paperwork to process, so she can officially be theirs. While they walked back to the car, Calum spotted a jewelry store. 

It was a sign.

He tied Cloud to a parking meter, and went to the store. He spotted the ring. Like in Harry Potter, where the wands come to you, the ring called him. It wasn't huge or flashy like the others in the display window, but it was beautiful and bright like Maya. The jeweler told him that the ring will be ready within a week or so. 

Calum was so giddy and excited when him and Cloud got home. He was taken back when Maya ran into his arms crying. Blood drained from his face. He thought something happened to her.

"Hey? What's wrong?" he asked her.

"You're going to say you told me so. I got attached to Cloud. Yesterday I was going to ask if we could adopt her, but I forgot. And I just got a call that some pendejo adopted her. Who would do such a thing! She belongs with us. She's part of our family, Cal." 

Her tears became full-on sobs. Calum didn't know how to tell he was the pendejo that adopted her.

***

Today was the day that Cloud would leave them forever. Maya stayed home with Duke while Jaime and Calum went to drop off Cloud. They congregated on the couch and watched 'A Dog's Purpose' and finished off the bag of cuties. She cried throughout the movie. Then she got angry at Calum for letting her convince him to become foster parents. Then she got hungry again.

She tried calling Calum, so he could get her some shrimp tacos from Playa Azul Mariscos, but he didn't answer. She took it upon herself and ordered thought postmates. She ordered three Baja style and four shrimp diabla. For Jaime she got him shrimp empanadas and for Calum veggie quesadilla. While she waited for their food, she made herself a turkey sandwich. 

"Mumma?” Jaime called.

"Aca ando." She called from the kitchen.

Jaime came in.

"Ven." he said, pulling her. He led her out to where Calum parked the car. Maya stopped dead on her tracks when she saw Calum holding Cloud. 

"What's this?" She asked him, tears streamed down her cheeks.

"Funny story, I'm the pendejo that adopted Cloud." He smiled.

"No!" She cried. 

She got down and pulled Cloud into a hug. Cloud was wearing the collar Maya saw at Petco a few days ago when she went to get more snacks for Duke. She gushed to Calum about how cute Cloud would look with it. She reached over to see her dog tag only to find a ring.

"Cal-" She looked up to him. 

He was barely able to contain his tears. 

"Marry me?" Was all he could manage to say. He had a whole speech planned out and everything, but his emotions got the best of him.

"Yes! A million times yes!" She wrapped her arms around him. "I love you so much, Cal!"

"I love you!" Calum said in between kisses.

Later that night after Jaime had settled into bed, Calum and Maya were in the living room. 

"Stop, that tickles." Maya giggled.

Calum was painting a "#2" onto her stomach. 

"Well, if you sat there and not moved, we'd finish much faster." He told her.

"Ya?" She asked a few minutes later.

"Yes. Cloud go sit with mumma." He patted the space next to Maya. 

Calum placed Maya's left hand on top of her stomach while the other was draped over Cloud.

"Okay, smile on three." He said. He counted off from one to three. 

"Let me see it." Maya said once he had taken it.

"You'll see in a bit."

Calum opened Instagram and posted the picture. 'We got two new family members in the Hood-Arroyo household.'

#calum hood imagine #calum hood smut #calum hood one shot #calum hood oneshot #calum hood fanfic #calum hood fanfiction #calum hood

[fruitylibrarian]

quest of the spear live rewatch!

i already spewed my pre call to adventure flynn thoughts all over a text post but I would like to repeat: pre-canon flynn my beloved <3

yes he is a bit of a bastard but he just loves his books and he’s so genuinely just like. passionate and like…. Big? does that make sense? like i mean inside. not literally. bright

flynn’s mom is so fucking funny

and she’s Trying Her Best

you know one thing I don’t understand, I assume that flynn could afford to keep going to college because of like grants and scholarships since he’s all smart and like, even if his mom is well off, no one below the morally bankrupt millionaire line can pay for 22 degrees and not die of no-money-itis otherwise known as Starving

but like. why not become a professor or some other academia position?

you’d be incredibly overqualified and you’re a white dude, so while academia isn’t exactly bursting with new spaces to fill I’m sure you could find something???? and like. a professor in particular, while baby flynn might not be great at the connection part, seems like a natural progression to at least try for considering it keeps you in that comfort zone and familiar space just in a different albeit familiar role, and allows you to go on long lectures people can’t interrupt. and like, professors literally like, part of their job is research and to continue learning, so like. it seems like the natural choice for him to go for?

don’t get me wrong, baby flynn in particular might not be extremely well suited considering his lack of people skills, but plenty of professors are brilliant slightly odd smarties who give long, super engaging theatrical lectures (sounds like him!) but suck at one on one meetings and talking to people or may be accidentally insulting, but like, their class is genuinely interesting and they grade decently so like, I think he could get past that hurdle is what I’m saying

obviously he’d have to work at it and get the skills necessary but you know what that means? MORE SCHOOL, BABY! just in a different direction! like just? it seems like the obvious choice for his situation

ah yes!!! magic letter!!! it’s kind of funny they do this, it’s a great hook and way to make applicants go Uh Excuse Me and want to know more but also like, there’s no proof magic happened either?

although you’d think some people would get obsessive like let me tell you if i encountered real ass magic like that i wouldn’t stop until i had an answer

ah the Incredibly Long Interview Line. it’s kinda how funny how like. Not Special he is but at the same time he is?

“never been treated so badly in my entire life!” what did you say to him charlene

i’m sure he deserved it i just want to know

wait oh no i just realized

all these people are dead

every single one of them got murdered in the first episode of the series

jesus that’s dark

not gonna be able to stop thinking about that one huh

also love how it’s pretty evenly men and women

although it’s still mostly white

fuck that lady just left crying I know they’re doing this to turn up the drama but DAMN, charlene

god he almost gave up. remember the timeline episode where he never became the librarian? weird.

Gkjlfkgjhfglh Where Do You Think You’re Going? (weak gesture like “me?”) Yes You. Get In Here amazing how can she even see him she’s around the CORNER. camera? magical surveillance? why? just to freak people out? amazing.

i do so love charlene, it’s a shame she wasn’t in the show more

also she literally never explains shit. What Makes You Think You Can Be The Librarian he doesn’t even know what that means, charlene

He Doesn’t Even Have A Library Science Degree

oh wow he does actually have librarian qualifications lmao

why did i not remember that

DLKFGJDFG I did remember him sherlocking her tho

wait her MARRIAGE? to WHO?

i thought her and judson were a thing despite jenkins being into her or something?

huh

also why does this qualify him to be The Librarian™ like oh he can sherlock? ok?

maybe it’s just bc he had the balls to do it

well, the sherlock thing is also not completely unhelpful it just doesn’t seem central to his skills, or at least, not the way he uses it (do we see him use it like this again? he usually applies more obscure knowledge then ye classic deduction sherlockian skills if I remember correctly which I may not because my brain is smooth)

judson is such a fucking drama queen

LKDJFGLKDJFGLDKFJG I FUCKING FORGOT HE LITERALLY JUST FUCKING REPEATED HIS MOM’S LITTLE PHRASE AMAZING

also why did he seem to think her sending everyone home meant he didn’t get it why would she stop all interviews because you fucked up

he just fucking walked out of a wall judson you are so dramatic

also warehouse 13 vibes huh. welcome to a world of endless wonder

I could do a whole fucking thesis on warehouse 13 and the librarians or—well that’s a whole other tangent

anYWYA

this interview was remarkably easy tho, it’s not like he wasn’t impressive but it wasn’t mindblowing either????? this coming from a big fan of flynn

the big shiny wonderous eyes as the library lights up……flynn my beloved

also his floofy hair ldkfgjdlkfgj

he’s like this is too good am I being prank’d

why the mona lisa?????iIs the mona lisa magic??? It only became famous because it got stolen why would it be magic??? Is this one of those we make it magic by believing it or some shit things???

Flynn Do Not Open The Random Box In The Library Of Incredibly Dangerous Artifacts

oh hello excalibur !!

oh rip flynn immediately being like “oh im not worthy, trust me” with 100 percent certainty im hurt oof

KSJFLGKDJGLKDJG THE APPLE “the apple from the garden of eden…….” *judson takes a bite* “actually I just left this here”

excalibur hello properly!!!!

judson is such a fucking DRAMA QUEEN he’s so casual!! and cal you too you slippery bitch!  

ah the jetpack.

DLFKGJDLKFGJ “it usually takes a new librarian four hours to find the jetpack. you did it in three! congratulations” love the implication that every librarian (at least since it was added to the library) has done this no matter how serious like the bad guy of this movie… *checks notes* edware wilde? jetpack. darrington dare, probably? jetpack. i like to think jenkins did it too (not technically a librarian, but you know)

flynn thinking of himself as embarrassing… ☹

HIS MOM IS SO PROUD OF HIM

part sweet, part funny, part rip

I don’t know what she was expecting when he said librarian tho like. originally he literally looked at shit for FRY COOk degrees don’t always mean shit you know

and librarian is up there with professor in Perfect Jobs For Flynn like what did you expect??? Like even if he’d become an archaeologist (a “cool” job) it’s not like that pays super well either as far as I know??

he was never going to be Traditionally Successful

he’s still the same person he still has the same strengths and passions of course he would go into academia and do something like librarian like????? her reaction saddens me.

just be happy for him!! look at him!!!

ok first of all even normal non magic librarians don’t just put books on shelves and that’s a condescending reduction of the job, and second of all, he is so happy!! he has a job, he’s taking responsibility, he’s meeting people, isn’t that enough??? isn’t that literally what you wanted??? even if it WERE what you think it is why couldn’t it just be a good first step??? like??? fuck??? you did been know that he was doing all those fancy degrees because he loved them not because they’d get him some super fancy job??? I mean egyptology is not the most profitable field you know this isn’t med school or whatever

god.

flynn’s mom, visibly not proud and very upset: of course im proud of you!

ok im being a little unfair, she’s trying and clearly she’s been supportive of him, if not straight up enabling of him, but like this is clearly being presented as like. normal person who is normal forced to take care of freakish strange son who is so nerdy and strange and a loser and she is so tired of his shenanigans and all that WORK she put in and he’s NOT FANCY AND CHANGING TO CONFORM TO HER IDEALS OF A GOOD SUCCESSFUL SON/MAN?

and that’s just all very. sigh.

the snake brotherhood are such obnoxiously cheesy villainous villains they’re even called the snake brotherhood

also I think we’re supposed to recognize him as the previous librarian from the painting but if I didn’t already know that I for sure would not know that

smartass flynn is a smartass

I never got people bringing someone coffee to impress them unless they knew their order like there’s no way you know who she likes her coffee so you could so easily get it wrong—like even if you don’t know exactly how much sugar she wants, you could also just get it entirely wrong like assume she likes black coffee but she likes it super sweet, or vice versa, or whatever. it can go wrong so easily!

or she could go “I Hate A Kiss Ass”

she did take it anyway tho so.

ah i did forget (or just not actively think about) how much like… christian mythology there is in this show :/ I mean we did been knew (excalibur and arthurian legend are pretty important to the mythology)

not that christian mythology is inherently bad it just gets a) annoying, b) boring, and c) y’know, very western centric and all

but then trying to reconcile di—you know what that’s a tangent for another time

then again I do assume no one is going to read this

the library really does just throw new librarians into death and go “hope this is fine!” huh

did they just imply god is canon in the “the librarian” universe

you were so cryptic with the no one thing!! just say NOONE

he’s scribbling in his notebook and mumbling out loud what a mood and I love him. what a nerd

ldfkgjdlkjg god sexy jazz music and a breeze this is so dumb

I do hate the forced love interests in all these movies it’s always like Some Hot Girl Is There And They Get It On!

like he really had chemistry with eve and banter but here it kinda feels like that wish fulfilment and then the nerd gets the hot chick the end and im saying that as the nerd

it doesn’t help that each movie has a different one who immediately is dropped as if she never existed afterwards

maybe it’s not as bad as I remember but. sigh

my instant impression of her is to not like her sorry nicole :/

she’s just so rude? she’s like. hot (derogatory)

i get there’s gender politics here with like. she’s used to being treated like a piece of meat and generally like, why not reap the benefits when you are going to get the creeps too, but like, also she’s just so unnecessarily rude—I mean rejecting his clumsy flirting is one thing but you know—ok I won’t even get into that the point is I just don’t really like her that much even tho I don’t think she’s necessarily a bad person or anything you know

but to be fair I think she got better and I remember her being compelling in her return to the show

and like. I do like how the trend in this franchise is “smart little nerd librarian and badass lady guardian kicks ass” but I do wish that it turned around occasionally. we do get cassandra but like. more lady librarians

wow an air marshal? aren’t they rarely even on flights?

sorry im being nitpicky there for sure lmao. please delete the cinamasins ding my words probably summoned from your brain

I get why shoving him out was necessary but also Wow

Gjklhkjfgh imagine sitting next to some mumbling nerd the whole flight and then you see him fly past the windows

LFKGJDLKJDFG he brilliantly lowers our expectations then jumps without a chute! remarkable!

hilarious or commentary on men getting credit for womens’ competency? why not both

i really thought that she was going to be a lying liar the first time I watched this

ah naïve boy. “uh that’s against the law”

flynn’s greatest strength isn’t just his knowledge but his like. breadth of different topics, just like, passion for learning of any time, and like. the ability to not just know a lot of different things but cross-reference and apply them to each other and use them in tandem to understand a greater whole

and we love that for him!

ah flynn therapizing himself lmao

why would she take him going “this bridge is rotting and physically cant support our weight” as a challenge

or him being cowardly like THE STRUCTURAL SUPPORTS ARE ROTTING

YEAH WHAT DID YOU EXPECT OF COURSE HE FUCKING FELL

ok i lied i like nicole i just don’t love their dynamic

i get what they’re going for i just. not my thing

like with eve there was still a clear mutual respect? i guess? idk

maybe it’s just because i’m more sensitive to mean banter? i don’t like mean banter, even when it’s like, def 100 percent well meaning and not mean spirited and no one is actually offended or hurt

although despite not liking their Thing I do a) think it’s very cute how he looks at her, b) their vibe as they start to get to know each other is Better, c) the end of the movie scene where she rides in for maximum drama? now that was good shit.

oh he’s sherlocking her in a shy attempt to impress her but it’s only going to piss her off, right?

oh she’s just sherlocking him back

KSGFJLDKFGJ LMAO “nerd” and that’s it. fair

Cutting Off His Head damn that’s hardcore

hmmmm cringe,

and more cringe

and cringe.

her waking up to him gone right after telling that story about waking up to her librarian gone and then killed—oof

love the serpent brotherhood lady being like wow!! he’s SO COMPETENT!! (cuts to him screaming)

do these ancient traps just have infinite arrows?

also I do love the whole waltzing across trope what can I say im a sucker

DFLKGLDKFGJLDKJG fucking CHUCKS SOMETHING AT IT and immediately where he would be standing is crushed by a huge rock amazing

he literally just chucked a rock at it and it fell over

ah the classic “let the hero get it for us” move

oh there he is! rip

why does he look like macpherson

not really but kind of

also contrast between the lady always being like “omg the librarian is so smart” and him assuming nicole is the one who did the smart thing

“your tears were perfect” how much more of an asshole can you get

They really could have played him as more sympathetic—“oh, we’re always around these powerful artifacts but we never use them for good! I had to do it, I was sick of sitting back and doing nothing” or like “all those years of danger and guarding powerful things and what good did it ever do me? what do I get for my service?” or anything but nah hes just like “mm power good babes. anyway I love sex and being mean”

to be fair flynn he was the librarian too—a real librarian? I mean yeah edward was corrupted and ultimately failed his duties but he had to have been qualified and actually got the job for a reason

flynn I know you think you sound badass but you really don’t

god not shangri-la again. everything the show did with that was. Bad. yikes

why is—god, I should really learn her name [checks notes] lana fangirling so much?

also following the lamia tradition of “serpent brotherhood second in command who is more interesting than the main evil white guy and also a pretty woc” huh

never got like “this is literally impossible” “well do it or I [generic bad guy threat]” like usually that means nothing lmao

LDFKGJLDKFJLDKFGJ ok first of all god is me? bitch?

second of all. me in english? on this fucking ancient very much not english thing? I mean I guess a) it might not be literal, even though he did say “m, e” by letters, b) it is a christian myth so maybe planted later??? but like?????

dude. giving the super powerful artifact to your prisoner? bad idea. if you’re worried about booby traps have a minion do it.

oh yes your gun is so scary in the face of a temple collapsing

why do heroes always think the whatever is safer with them than the temple that’s guarded it for a thousand years

I get it’s been discovered but like. fuck. still

You Are Going To Crash This Helicopter

SLKGJ HORRIBLE HIGH VELOCITY PIE OF DEATH

flynn and judson…..wholesome

oh here comes more forced romance

just let them be friends who grow to mutually respect each other blease

it is very fucking funny that the mom is like ….. oh my god…. oh my god,,, a WOMAN AJUST ANSEWREDM Y SDONGS PHONE?????????OH MY GOFD?????

he is bisexual. but it’s good he’s getting out

ah floofy hair

cahooting,

Yes You Do Need Clothes

that’s a teleporter sir

god eddie wild is such a boring fucking villain and person

and his plan SUCKS

also the serpent brotherhood (why BROTHERhood?) sucks and hates the library why would they just let this guy, a librarian, literally be their new leader

wow he just stabbed a guy on his OWN TEAM for no reason

great going asshole

love how lana is just like…. O-O

we stan lana. she hasn’t done much and she’s technically a bad guy i just love her

“at last we can be one” what does that even mean

why would lana or any of them want to help him he just killed one of their own for no reason hes clearly tripping on power and leaving yall to die

lfkgjdlkfgj flynn dodging so hard while the others is fight and then PUNCHING A GUY

dfglkjdflgkj wait it’s the professor dude why is that so funny

is he WITH THEM??? I think I just missed something

hold on a sec

yeah I think he just appears??? And flynn just fucking broke his nose iconic

wait so was he with them or is he just here going WHY ARE THERE RANDOM PEOPLE IN MY PYRAMID????????????

oh right he built the—ok I got it

Wait what

I mean I did think lana was neat and she seemed impressed with flynn but what shes just like, in love with him now? that makes zero fucking sense why would she want them to Be Together

Is it just so there can be a catfight between the two hot chicks?

seriously tho? morally pure blonde blue eyed girl versus Evil Asian Chick? really?

for the record NOT THAT IT MATTERS but lana is way cuter im just saying

ah badass judson

THE COMEDY OF THE CAPSTONE CRUSHING HIM DLFKGJDLKFGJ

oh………….pulling out excalibur…. predicable but so good

oh the painting….the very Parenty way of revealing it…… wholesome

oh did NOT like that transition

oh here comes the badass fucking entrance with his gf busting in on his mom trying to set him up with girls

HER ENTRANCE IS SO UNNECESSARAILY DRAMATIC I LOVE THEM

I just love the mom’s face ldfkgjldfkgjdlkfgjdlkfjgd shes like WHAT THEGUFVCJK

again I don’t love the vibes of “oh my weird loser son is finally normal!” but to be fair im exaggerating a bit from just facial expressions it’s just. sigh

but ngl the vindication of him being able to be like. yeah that’s right im a badass now and my gf is cool as fuck is still good

him and nicole do have not terrible vibes at the end but if I remember correctly that mission (time travelling ninjas and hg wells’s time machine) is the one that separated them so rip I guess

overall: good movie! as cringe as I remember but I still love flynn so much

#flynn carsen #the librarian: quest for the spear #going to bed now. perhaps the others tomorrow

[minsugapie]

Soulmate

pairing: namjoon x reader

genre: soulmate au, fluff

words: 4039

a/n: YIKE i’m late on 4/7 bday specials this year but here’s joon’s lmao happy belated, sexy boi 😂💕💜

• • • • • •

2 years ago

In a world where soulmates exist, there were always people falling in love, rarely out of it. In a world where soulmates exist, you hadn’t found yours. 

Matching, incomplete tattoos. 

That’s what distinguished soulmates. They completed once you really looked each other in the eye for the first time. Yours was placed between your breasts, which was probably the first thing that made finding your soulmate hard. The second thing, was the fact that you didn’t like going out and meeting people. There was a tree without any leaves. It was honestly depressing. It didn’t even have any colour. 

You had to look at it every time you got dressed, and you hated the sight of it. Sure, it meant that there was somebody out there for you, but it was still not the most pleasant sight to behold. 

You were getting drunk at the bar with your friend because earlier that day, you got fired from yet another job. You just wanted to make some money to go back to school. Was that too much to ask for?

You knew you never should have taken that gap year and travelled, completely draining any money that you had effectively saved throughout high school. The excuse that your employers all had was the same. There were budget cuts, and you were the last hired. That meant that you were the first to go.

You were the epitome of bad luck. 

On the other hand, your best friend was the best best friend that you could ask for. He was always the greatest support and constantly told you how much he loves you. Really, who needed a soulmate with a friend like that?

Unfortunately, he had found his soulmate a few years back, and they were the happiest couple. His boyfriend preferred staying in and looking after their two cats, so he wouldn’t be showing up any time soon. 

“You’ll find something!” He smiled, taking a sip of his drink. It had already been pretty busy in the bar, so whatever the two of you said, it almost needed to be shouted. 

“At this rate, I’ll have to go work in grandpa’s restaurant, and it’s kind of the last thing that I want to do. I hate working in food and dealing with people all day long.”

“Oh, you’d be fine. Honestly, you can’t really be picky at the moment.”

You were people watching during your conversation, and a thought flashed through your mind. “Listen, what if I just need to spice up my life a little? I’m in a routine. I’ll do something that will shake up the mix of things!”

Your friend sat straight up on his seat and clapped. “Yes, henny! Like hook up with some guy at  this bar tonight?”

You scrunched up your face at his suggestion. “Not exactly where I was going, but it’s not an entirely bad idea…”

“And hey look! That guy just got up to get another drink! He’s hot and not here with anyone but his buddies!” Your friend always did that. Talking to people you didn’t know was entirely out of your comfort zone when in social settings, so how did he think you’d just be able to walk up to this guy. He wasn’t wrong, however, because from afar, that man looked exactly like your type. 

“But what if he has his soulmate already? That’ll be just embarrassing for me!”

“What if you’re his soulmate?”

“Doubtful.”

• • • • • •

Namjoon was at the bar with his old schoolmates to celebrate his last night before heading to the army. Actually, both he and Hoseok would be going. They were normally all keen to hangout at one of their houses, but not tonight. Tonight was special. 

“So what do the soulmates think about our night out tonight?” Taehyung asked. He and Namjoon were the only ones out of the seven that hadn’t found theirs. Namjoon was about to give up and cared less about it now. He was convinced that his soulmate lived across the world because there was no way that she lived here. He would have found her already. Taehyung was ever the optimist, so he was always on the lookout. 

“Honestly, mine is just sad that I’ll be leaving for two years,” Hoseok commented, taking a sip of his water. He was driving tonight. He probably wanted to do some things with his fiancée when he got home. Come tomorrow afternoon, he and Namjoon would be on a bus and headed out. 

“That’s a bonus to finding your soulmate, Tae, they have trust in you,” Jimin had found his soulmate the day that he got his tattoo. His soulmate was his girlfriend at the time. He simply didn’t know what it was like to live and have to find the other person. 

“Well, I wouldn’t know now would I?” Tae countered, downing the rest of his drink, spilling his shirt. It made the group of guys laugh. 

“I think Joon will find his soulmate soon,” Jin announced with a knowing look. He always said random things out of the blue and a lot of times, they came true. 

“Yah! How could that be? I’m going away for two years?” Namjoon asked Jin, looking around at the others and finding their expressions similar. 

“Well, cheers! Because if Jin said it, it must be true!” Jungkook laughed, patting his hyungs on the back. He was sitting between Jin and Namjoon, effectively able to reach them both at once. 

“Maybe you’ll find her at the bar tonight,” Yoongi joked with a straight face. Namjoon watched as he looked around the place, spotting anyone who looked to be looking for the soulmates. That was common, going to the bar after work to see if one’s soulmate was trying to find them as well. 

“Pfft, okay, sure,” Namjoon replied, getting up from his seat to get another drink. If he was going to have to deal with this soulmate talk all night, he needed more alcohol. However, what he didn’t expect was for some girl to walk up to him before he could even make it there. 

“Listen. Do you have your soulmate?” You asked, looking anywhere but into his eyes. He could tell it was on purpose. 

“I do not,” was all he could muster. He’d never seen you before, and he couldn’t help but admire your courage. By the looks of it, you weren’t one of those people without soulmates that frequently went to the bar simply to hook up with other people without their soulmates. 

“Do you think I’m hot?” You bluntly followed, taking him by surprise. 

Who was this girl? Namjoon took a step back from you and looked you up and down. He definitely thought you were. In fact, he’d argue that you were the most beautiful person he’d ever seen. Taking a deep breath, he replied, “Yes.”

“Good. Then let’s go,” you urged, taking his hand and leading him to the bathrooms. He still hadn’t been able to meet your eye. You were looking anywhere but at his eyes. Did you not want to see if you two were soulmates?

“Where are we going?” He asked with a laugh. You were quick at pulling him away from his friends. He wondered what they were talking about, and if they had seen what just happened. 

You dragged him right into the girls’ bathroom, pulling him into the nearest stall. You didn’t waste another second before you kissed him. 

Namjoon was in no position to deny what you wanted from him. He hadn’t hooked up with anyone in a long time. He had been worried about what his soulmate would think, but after this long without any new developments in the soulmate department, he thought it was about time to break his dry spell. 

The fervour he put into the kiss surprised him. Just how much he liked the feeling of your lips on his also surprised him. He had you pinned against the wall of the stall, using your hair to angle your head how he pleased. You only responded exactly how he wanted to how aggressive he was being. 

It didn’t take long for the two fo you to pick up the pace, tongues dancing, teeth clashing. It was intense, hot, and he could only think about the heat of your hands on his back. You were wearing a button up, and he was quick to undo them, exposing your chest to him. Your hands gripped his ass, pulling him flush against your waist. Namjoon already blatantly wanted you; every inch of you was his for the taking at the moment, and he couldn’t wait any longer. 

He backed away from you forcing you to look into his eyes. He wished you’d have let him look into them before because they were beautiful. You were breathing quickly, not letting go of your grip on his waist. However, he wasn’t about to waste any more time. He looked down, taking in the swell of your breasts before noticing the outline of a shape, mostly covered by your bra. 

“What’s this?” He asked, hooking his finger underneath where the wires connected to pull the bra away and get a better look.

“Oh, th-that’s my soulmate mark. It’s not completed yet if that’s what you’re wondering,” you breathed. Namjoon barely heard what you said because what you were saying definitely did not match what he was looking at. 

What he saw was a tattoo in the process of being completed. A cherry blossom tree with leaves and blossoms in beautiful pinks and greens. 

It couldn’t be this? You couldn’t be his soulmate. There was absolutely no way that this could have happened like this. He didn’t want to find you now. Now wasn’t the time. He was leaving. He had given up finding you. 

“Something came up! We have to go!” Namjoon heard a man call out after he barged into the bathroom.

“Oh, that’s me,” you whispered, pushing him off. Namjoon was reluctant to let you go, but what could be done? 

You were out of his sight in a matter of seconds, the button on your shirt done up like what just happened between you two wasn’t actually real. It hadn’t happened. 

• • • • • •

Present day

You were cleaning the tables at your grandfather’s restaurant, exactly what you hadn’t wanted to do. But he was family, and you had time to help out. The extra tip money didn’t hurt either. When your grandfather had fallen and sprained his ankle a while back, you came in to help out, and even though he was now better, you hadn’t left. 

As much as you hadn’t like it at the beginning, you loved your job, and you loved interacting with the regulars. This restaurant was like a big, extended family. 

“Hmm, it’s about time Namjoon comes back, don’t you think?” you heard your grandfather say from across the restaurant during the afternoon lull. 

“Who’s Namjoon?” It didn’t surprise you that he was talking about some random customer. He loved them all like family. 

“Oh, right. You were never here when he was a regular. His parents used to come in every week, and then when he grew up, he used to come in with his sister every week for coffee. When she moved away, he started coming by himself and bringing a book or homework or simply to chat with me.” This Namjoon guy seemed like a nice dude. You wondered briefly what had happened to him. You’d been working here for a year and a half now, and he hadn’t been in once. 

“Where’s he been?” You blurted as you swept the floors. 

Taking a seat, your grandfather sighed before replying, “He’s doing his military service.”

That would make perfect sense if he was someone around your age. “When’s he coming back?”

“He should be back any day. I wonder if he found his soulmate yet. He was looking pretty hard for a few years there.” Your grandfather stared at the fading tattoo on the inside of his arm. Your grandma had passed a few years back, and he’d been lonely ever since; you could tell. There was a reason he kept himself busy with this place and all the people. 

Seeing him staring at his tattoo made you think of yours. You still wondered why and how it was complete. You couldn’t even miss him or long for him because you had no idea who he was. There was no way you met your soulmate and didn’t realize. 

“Well maybe when he comes back, he’ll be with his soulmate.”

Later that night, when you were wiping down the tables after the dinner rush, you heard the bell above the door jingle. Nobody ever came in at this time. Looking towards the door, you noticed a man dressed in a camouflage uniform and a duffle bag. 

Maybe this was Namjoon? It was too much of a coincidence for it to not be after what your grandfather had told you this afternoon. 

“Grandpa,” you heard the man call, sitting down in a booth like he’d been doing the exact same routine his entire life. You watched as he looked down at the table and traced something in the wood. It was a carving that you’d noticed before. Maybe he was the culprit. 

Your grandfather was busy in the backroom with some calculations, so you walked over to the table to greet the man. “He’s in the back.”

The man looked startled to see you, taking his hat off and bowing quickly. “You scared me.”

When you finally made eye contact with the guy, a spark of recognition passed between you two. You’d seen this guy before. 

• • • • • •

Namjoon recognized you the second you walked in front of him. He was sure he would have noticed you earlier if you would have been facing the door when he walked into the shop. 

You were simply staring at him but not in the way that he wanted you to be staring at him. He knew that you were his soulmate, but obviously you didn’t know the same. How could you? You weren’t the one that say your tattoo change in front of your eyes. You weren’t the one that knew that his tattoo, which had previously only been flower petals, was complete. It was now two branches with beautiful buds all around going across his collarbones. 

Actually, he’d been quite annoyed with you for the last two years. For one, he didn’t know if he’d be able to find you again because he didn’t even get your name. And then on top of that, whenever he was asked about you after some of the guys had seen his full tattoo, he had nothing to say because he had no idea who you were.

“You’re that guy from the bar that night, right?” You asked, and he noticed that you looked a little shy. You had a menu in your hand, but Namjoon didn’t need it. He knew it like the back of his own hand. 

“You mean the one that you dragged into the bathroom and made out with?” He attempted to joke, realizing that you were easily embarrassed when you blushed as soon as the words left his mouth. 

“The very one,” you laughed, still visibly embarrassed about what had happened that night, whether you wanted to be or not. “How do you know my grandpa?”

Namjoon’s whole body froze. The man that he’d always considered to be a part of his family was actually a part of your family. “I’ve been coming here since I was little. How come I’ve never seen you here before?”

You sighed, taking a seat in the booth across from him after looking around to see if there was anyone in the restaurant. Namjoon didn’t understand it, but he felt very comfortable with you, and he hoped you felt the same way about him.The only thing was, he didn’t know how he was going to be able to bring up the whole soulmate thing without freaking you out.

“I never liked coming here because I hated seeing people that I didn’t know. I was really shy,” you admitted. “Although, I did spend time in the back a lot. You probably never saw me because I was always back there.”

Namjoon opened his mouth to form a reply, but nothing came. You continued, “So why is this your first stop back after getting off?”

“Grandpa makes the best coffee and feel good food so here I am, wanting to cheer myself up. But, it seems something else has done it this time instead of the food.”

Namjoon would be lying to everyone, including himself, if he didn’t acknowledge how beautiful you’d become in two years. Your hair, which had previously been very long, was chopped just above your shoulders, your face matured, your body just as beautiful as he remembered. Only this time, he got a good look at you. There were no hindrances like bad lighting and kissing to stop him from fully looking at you now. 

You scrunched your eyebrows together, seeming to process that information that he’d just spewed. When he noticed you feel awkward and stood abruptly, he kind of felt bad. 

“I should get back to work.” 

“But there’s nobody else here…” He tilted his head, putting on his best flirty face. “Listen, do you want to continue what we started at the bar?” He knew he was reaching, but he thought that maybe the best way you could find out about the tattoo would be if you found it yourself. 

You seemed taken aback by what he’d suggested, so he quickly stood and added, “You don’t have to. I just think it’s a shame that neither of us really got what we wanted that night.”

You squinted your eyes at him. “Are you sure you’re not just lonely after being away from girls for so long? I’m trying to focus on school and graduating in the next couple of years. I don’t need any kind of distraction, let alone some guy, who’s not even my soulmate wanting to hook up with me even though I’ve technically met my soulmate. I have no idea who he is. Plus, I doubt he’d be fine with it since it’s clear we know of each other’s existence.”

“I’m sure he would be very okay with it, happy even.”

“Are you some sort of sadist or something?” 

Namjoon wanted to continue this playful banter with you because he thought it was hilarious. Your reactions were exactly what he was expecting. However your grandpa came out of the back. “Namjoon! I thought I heard your voice! You’ve grown up so much!”

Namjoon’s face broke into a smile at the sight of the old man. He instantly went to him and hugged him. “I’m back for good now, Grandpa.” It was emotional, seeing this man for the first time in years. 

“Are you bugging him, honey?”

“Actually, grandpa, he’s the one bugging me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go to the kitchen and clean.”

Namjoon watched as you retreated, completely interested in you. Everything that you were was what he wanted. 

“She’s my soulmate,” he whispered, loud enough for Grandpa to hear, but not loud enough for you to have heard it form the back. 

“Don’t joke about things like that,” Grandpa laughed, sitting in the booth with Namjoon. 

“I’m not joking. We met the night before I left. She doesn’t know it’s me.” After saying the words, he was slightly sad, but he knew it would be fine, since you were working in his favourite place in the world. 

“Well, then I’ll let you two figure it out. What did you say to make her mad?” 

Now that was something that Namjoon would not share with the kind old man. It was just too much.

• • • • • •

A few weeks had passed, and your grandpa was out on an errand that afternoon.

While twiddling your fingers because no one was around, you realized that you had almost had it with Namjoon. He was coming into the shop at the same time every day, and every day, he was charming you. 

In reality, it wasn’t him that you were frustrated with. It was yourself. 

You couldn’t not look at him. 

When he had first walked into the shop, he was gorgeous, fit, just done his military service. How could someone not be attracted to him? Now, whenever he walked into the shop with his everyday clothes and the books that he was reading, you couldn’t help but stare at him when you thought he wasn’t looking. 

He flirted with you when you served him, and as much as you were resisting his charms, you knew he was going to wear you down. 

Ever since he suggested finishing what you’d started in the bar, you’d been thinking about it. Whenever he spoke, you remembered the feel on his lips on yours. Whenever he moved, you imagine his muscles while they held you. 

It was an intense desire for something, or more someone, that you’d never experienced before. 

So it was on that fateful day, when he walked in, wearing a v-neck and glasses, that you’d had enough of your own emotions. 

You swiftly walked by the door after he walked in and turned the open sign to closed. Then you grabbed his hand and pulled him away before he was able to sit down. “Come with me,” you whispered. 

Namjoon simply followed you without hesitation, dropping his book on the table. “Woah, this is what the back room looks like,” he laughed once you’d pulled him out of window shot.

You looked at him directly in the eye as you then said, “Do you still want to finish what we couldn’t at the bar?”

He tilted his head comically to the side. “I thought you were waiting for your soulmate.”

“Well, he’s not coming along, and you’re…tempting.” Normally these words would have embarrassed you, but this time, didn’t feel any kind. 

“I’m tempting?” He teased, tucking a stray piece of hair behind your ear with a smirk. 

“Are you going to answer my question?”

Namjoon shook his head, going down to meet your lips. Kissing was familiar with him, but a really good familiar. He was warm and hugged you to him as soon as he could. Your hands mussed his hair as you deepened the kiss. He sat back onto the edge of the desk, bringing you with him. 

You let your hands fall down to his chest, feeling the muscle underneath your fingertips. You upped away, wanting to see what you were feeling. Peeking out from his v-neck was a tattoo, probably his soulmate mark, so you pulled the shirt completely over his head to inspect it further. It was similar to yours. 

From the corner of your eyes, you could see he was waiting for your reaction. Really, you didn’t know how to react because it all made sense. What had happened between the two of you the bar was destiny. 

“Why didn’t you tell me that it was you the day you came in?” You asked calmly, not taking your eyes off the tattoo. It was beautiful and accentuated his chest nicely.

“I was going to tell you, but I chickened out. If I knew you were going to be this calm about it, I would have told you so long ago. We’ve wasted so much time.”

You smiled at his words. “I don’t know. I kinda enjoyed our little game that we had going on. We wouldn’t have been able to get to know each other the same way if you’d straight up told me,” you explained. How could you have no realized that it was him? It was obvious. No wonder he was so tempting. 

Namjoon smiled, eyes glistening as he silently agreed that the game was fun. “Well, either way, I guess we should make up for lost time. Wanna come over after work? I should go before grandpa comes back from the market and finds us like this…”

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[trampstampmorgan]

Tagged by @doggofromchapter24  Thank you so much I feel great honor! Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people THE LAST 1. drink: Ice tea 2. phone call: I called my older sister 3. text message: My older sister once again 4. song you listened to: Ah fuck I don’t remember, I’ve been listening to The Adventure Zone podcast lately so I can’t recall what songs I last listened to. 5. time you cried: Last Friday in class, those damn Thailand life insurance commercials really rip your heart out, or just any Asian commercials tbh.  A Chinese cellphone commercial made me cry.    7. kissed someone and regretted it: Can’t say I have 8. been cheated on:....I can’t say yes for sure, but I had a strong hunch. 9. lost someone special: My high school art teacher 10. been depressed: Yep, but I’m working on it the best I can. 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: I don’t throw up ever thank god. 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. Wine red 13. Black

14. Emerald green 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yes 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: Mhhmm 19. met someone who changed you: not that I know off 20. found out who your friends are: Yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: yes  GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: I want to say all of them 23. do you have any pets: Two dogs 24. do you want to change your name: nope, even though it gets butchered a lot 25. what did you do for your last birthday: Went to TGIF with a few friends, I think we went bowling after too?? then we went to get boba after 26. what time did you wake up: 7 30 am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: coming back from Norms 28. name something you can’t wait for: Hmmm...I guess to finally graduate with a BFA next spring  29. when was the last time you saw your mom: She is within my sight - wtf happened to number 30 lmao - 31. what are you listening to right now: I can hear my sister watching the Emmy’s 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: My sister has a friend named Tom, I’ve said hi a few times 33. something that is getting on your nerves: University parking, my parents and sister treating me like a child, petty people, like I’m petty, but I’m not petty towards people I know and care about? Like if you need to jab at your friend for something they didn’t do, you need to reevaluate your priorities. 34. most visited website: Tumblr, youtube, the CSUF page 35. hair colour: dark brown 36. long or short hair: short, slightly passed the ears 37. do you have a crush on someone: Nope 38. what do you like about yourself: ahh.. let me try to make my self loathing disappear for this minute, my lips, eyelashes, hands, and my capability of being able to get along with people. 39. want any piercings: I have a pair of earlobe piercings and a ear cartilage piercings.  I want a belly button piercing though   40. blood type: Like the most common one...I think it was b positive??? 41. nickname: I don’t go by nicknames. When I RPed as Okuyasu on tumblr, some people called me Oku 42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: hardheaded Capricorn  44. pronouns: She/her 45. favourite tv show: Bungou Stray Dogs 46. tattoos: not yet 47. right or left handed: lefty 48. surgery: I had eye surgery once. Nothing too severe that I needed anesthesia  49. piercing: answered  in question 39 50. sport: I use to be in cross country. 51. vacation: - I want to go anywhere. I love to travel but I would really like to go to Guanajuato, Mexico again. 52. pair of trainers: likes running shoes? one? MORE GENERAL 53. eating: nothing 54. drinking: nothing 55. im about to: work on homework probably, or listen to TAZ 56. waiting for: nothing in particular 57. want: Peace of mind 58. get married: ahha, not really, marriage kind of scares me. 59. career: Animation, storyboard in general 60. hugs or kisses: I prefer hugs 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller 63. older or younger: i think I would prefer older, but I don’t really care either way 64. nice arms or nice stomach: uhh stomach I guess? 65. hook up or relationship: ....i’mma go with relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: leaning more towards hesitant HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: yes 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes but my ass has great luck and i find them 70. turned someone down: yes, but not assertive enough. 71. sex on the first date: nope 72. broken someone’s heart: doubt it 73. had your heart broken: nope 74. been arrested: nope 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: i don’t recall DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: Not always, but I’m trying my best 78. miracles: not in the religious way 79. love at first sight: only with dogs 80. santa claus: nope 81. kiss on the first date: yeah man do it if you want to and with consent 82. angels: no OTHER 83. current best friends’ names: Sandra, Damien, Alex (if he ever decides to call me again!)

84. eye colour: dark brown 85. favorite movie: How to Train your Dragon and Neighbors

And now to tag some peeps, since I was tagged by someone from the BSD fandom, I’m gonna try to tag people from there as well.  But feel free to participate as well

@pandarino90 @owlgirl1998 @little-axel @fy-soukoku @sh10ra

@thefandomtrashneko @fkoff18 @chuuyabelongswithhappiness @elincia

#oku does shit

[surveysonfleek]

070.

Sex Survey

What is it that you absolutely need sexually? foreplay and a penis.

What is something you have always wanted to try? i’m not the adventurous type lmao. soooo probably doing it on a plane? probably something i’ll never do.

What is something you have never done in bed before?   eat ass lol. idk if i can do it or receive it. it’s too different for me.

What time of day do you like to have sex?   night.

What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? them naked.

How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?  not long but i can hold back if i have to.

If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?   nervous. especially if it were people we knew. don’t really care about random people.

Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? not really.

Have you ever faked an orgasm?   yes.

What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?   my stomach.

Do you have any sexual regrets?  no.

If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?   no. the thought of them doing it again will take over my life if i stay with them.

How Important is sex in your life?   it’s important. if i wasn’t satisfied with the sex it would probably impact our relationship eventually.

How Important is love in your life?   important.

What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?  there’s been plenty.

Do you believe in make-up sex?   i hate the thought of it because we’re both basically giving into each other but the passion is a lot more heated than normal everyday sex.

Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover?   no.

Have you ever had a one night stand?   no.

Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so?   no.

Who did you lose your virginity to?  dwayne.

When and Where did you lose your virginity?   2009 in their bedroom lol.

If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back? not really. but it wasn’t that romantic.

Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant?   hell no.

Where would you have sex in public?   only somewhere completely deserted.

Would you ever have sex while at work?   there is nowhere at work i’d feel comfortable in having sex in.

Would you have sex in the corner of a department store?   no.

Would you have sex in the rain?   nah.

What movie makes you horny?   none lol.

What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp?   maybe 3?

How many do you wish you could have?   honestly as long as i finish once, i’m satisfied.

What do you like Trimmed,Shaved or natural? at least trimmed.

Would you have sex in a dressing room?   no.

What sounds do you like to hear during sex?   moans, whispers and grunts.

What sounds do you make during sex?   i moan a lot. softly though, unless we’re somewhere completely soundproof.

What words do you love to hear during sex?   any dirty talk really. my boyfriend doesn’t do it often but it’s a turn on when he does.

What do you yell during an orgasm? i don’t yell lol.

How many times a week do you like to have sex?   it depends. we don’t live together so it’s hard sometimes.

Do you want to try the 69 position?   i have but i don’t love it.

What are your three fav. positions?   missionary, doggy and like a spooning position one.

What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body? neck, my sides, and clit.

Top or Bottom?  bottom.

Bedroom or other room?   bedroom.

Lights on or off?   off.

Public or Private?   private.

Partially or Entirely naked? depends but i prefer completely naked.

Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton Sheets  haha doesn’t really matter.

Naughty Videos or Hot Photos?   none.

Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather? lmao. no leather thanks.

Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?  both.

Standing up or Laying down   laying down.

Soft or Firm touch?  start off with soft, end with hard.

Under Covers or On top?   start off under covers.

Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom?  i do but it’s changed throughout the years.

Have you ever hooked up on a swing set?   no.

Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?   not really.

Any New Positions you haven’t done but want to try?  not that i can thnk of.

Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore? no.

Are there any secret desires you have never told? nope.

Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex? bedroom.

What is your favorite thing about sex? orgasms, duh.

What is your favorite sexual setting?  in the bedroom at night.

Whats your Favorite position? i feel it the most in missionary.

Would you ever work out nude?   no lol.

Would you have sex on the bench press?  noooo. i could just imagine how dirty one at the gym would be.

Would you ever fool around in a movie theater? no.

Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?  no.

Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf? no.

Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person? more.

Who was on your mind while you did this survey? my boyfriend.

#survey #surveys #quiz #questions #bored

[bornconfused444]

seeexxxx

What is it that you absolutely need sexually?  

- Penis. XD He’s gotta have a penis.

What is something you have always wanted to try? 

 - Anything I’ve wanted to try I’ve already done.

What is something you have never done in bed before?  

 - Anal.

What time of day do you like to have sex?  

- Morning and night but mostly night.

What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?  

- Kisses like neck kisses.

How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?  

- Quite a while actually.

If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?  

- Both. Just means we have to be quiet.

Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?  

 - Yes.

Have you ever faked an orgasm?  

 - Yes.

What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?  

- My boobs.

Do you have any sexual regrets?  

- Nope.

If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?  

- I’ve done that in the past and learned never to take them back.

How Important is sex in your life?  

- It’s not that important for me. I don’t usually have a sex drive but with the guy I’m dating now, he’s constantly got a sex drive so I have sex sometimes just because I know he wants it. Lately though I’m super horny.

How Important is love in your life?  

- Love is very important to me.

What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?  

- I don’t know we’ve had a lot of fights tbh because we’re both stubborn as fuck.

Do you believe in make-up sex?  

- I believe in it like I know it’s a thing I can’t deny that but I don’t really like makeup sex. I’m someone who’s mad about something for a long time so the last thing I wanna do for a good 2-3 days is have sex, and even when we make up, I’m still kinda mad.

Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover?  

- No.

Have you ever had a one night stand?  

- Yes.

Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so?  

- Yes.

Who did you lose your virginity to?  

- Austin.

When and Where did you lose your virginity?  

- 2011 in his bedroom.

If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back?  

- Nope.

Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant?  

- No.

Where would you have sex in public?  

- Nowhere I don’t want to get caught and charged.

Would you ever have sex while at work?  

- I don’t have a job.

Would you have sex in the corner of a department store?  

- Nope I don’t want to get caught and charged.

Would you have sex in the rain?  

- Nah.

What movie makes you horny?  

- None really.

What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp?  

- I don’t even know I don’t really count.

How many do you wish you could have?  

- Doesn’t matter to me. I want to have  G spot orgasm though at least once but it’s really hard for me to let myself go enough to have one because it feels so much different than a regular orgasm.

What do you like Trimmed,Shaved or natural?  

 - Shaved. For both of us.

Would you have sex in a dressing room?  

- Nope.

What sounds do you like to hear during sex?  

- Grunts and moans.

What sounds do you make during sex?  

- I say oh god a lot lmao I’m not thinking about it it just happens. He grunts a lot

What words do you love to hear during sex?  

- We don’t really talk but one thing I don’t like hearing for some reason is my name. Like it makes me feel really awkward when someone says my name in bed.

What do you yell during an orgasm?  

- I don’t yell.  

How many times a week do you like to have sex?  

- Depends on his work schedue.

Do you want to try the 69 position?  

- Nah.

What are your three fav. positions?  

- Missionary, doggy, and cowgirl.

What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?  

- Neck, nipples and good ole’ vagina.

Top or Bottom?  

- Bottom.

Bedroom or other room?  

- Bedroom.

Lights on or off?  

- Off.

Public or Private?  

- Private.

Partially or Entirely naked?  

- Either or it really depends on how much time we have and how cold or hot it is in the room..

Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton Sheets  

- Doesn’t matter..

Naughty Videos or Hott Photos?  

- Neither..

Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather?  

- Silk boxers.

Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?  

- Fast and hard.

Standing up or Laying down  

- Laying down it’s really awkward standing up.

Soft or Firm touch?  

- Firm.

Under Covers or On top?  

- On top..  

Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom?  

- Nope and I can’t anyways someone else lives there.

Have you ever hooked up on a swing set?  

- No.

Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?  

- Nope;

Any New Positions you haven’t done but want to try?  

- Nope.

Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?  

- Nope.

Are there any secret desires you have never told?  

- Nope.

Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex?  

- Bedroom.

What is your favorite thing about sex?  

- Orgasms.

What is your favorite sexual setting?  

- Bedroom in the dark.

Whats your Favorite position?  

- Missionary.

Would you ever work out nude?  

- God no. <--

Would you have sex on the bench press?  

- We don’t have one of those. <--

Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?  

- Nope.

Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?  

- Nope.

Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?  

- Nope.

Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?    

- Less definitely less?

Who was on your mind while you did this survey?

- Boyfriend.

#surveys #survey #bored #questions #q&a

[musicisunspokenfeelings]

answer 1-50 for me;)😜✨

Power1. Think of your three closest friends - would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?

I probably wouldn’t because were all really good friends and I wouldn’t want anything to mess that up. 

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

I think underneath a pool table hiding away, I was young LOL. 

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?

I have never given or received head in an unusual place tbh. 

3. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

Never had sex in an usual place either, but I’d like to try it! 

4. What’s your favourite position to give oral? Receive oral?

While laying down completely in between her legs. And standing up while she’s on her knees. 

5. What’s your favourite sex position?

Missionary or Doggy

6. What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

I don’t have one hahaha. 

7. What’re your biggest turn-ons while making out?

When she grabs my beard and strokes it. When she gets on top of me or sits on my lap. 

8. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?

I like legs hahaha. So nice legs are a turn on lmao. Idk any others. 

9. What’s your darkest fantasy?

I don’t have one. 

10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?

Me and one of my celebrity crushes spending a night together. 

11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?

On the beach, duh, hahaha. 

12. What are your hard limits?

Probabaly lots of things 

13. How often do you masturbate?

Usually everyday If I have time. 

14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

No I haven’t 

15. What’re some songs that you want to have sex to?

One I really like is The Knocks- Classic (Power’s Sunset Mix)

16. Folks who like dicks - where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?

17. Are handjobs boring or underrated?

18. What’s your opinion on anal?

19. Folks with a dick - does your cum shoot out far, or dribble out? What’s its colour and consistency?

It shoots out usually and it’s usually white or a cream type color LOL. and Thicc with two C’s

20. Folk with a vagina - can you squirt?

21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?

I have not hahaha. 

22. Are you vocal during sex?

Yes, I moan and I also say things to the person I’m having sex with. 

23. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?

Yes in certain situation, obviously if they enoy it. And no. 

24. Do you like being restrianed? Do you like restraining your parter?

I haven’t ever been. And yes It’s fun. 

25. What’s your opinion on sexting?

It can be mad boring sometimes if the connection isn’t there etc, but if it is it’s really fun and turns me on

26. What are your favourite parts/features on each gender you’re attracted to?

A cute nose, pretty eyes, nice lips, long flowing hair, great bum, long legs

27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?

No I haven’t, at least not yet. 

28. What are your erogenous zones?

My neck, ears, stomach, back, and obviously my crotch area

29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?

Say dirty stuff to me or talk about my body or something. 

30. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?

Saying dirty stuff etc. 

31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

IDK if i have one tbh, at least not yet

32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?

Long hair, long shirt, with a skirt and knee high boots OR

Long hair, a blouse or crop top, long jeans or fitted trousers or a skirt, sneakers or some other kind of shoe. 

33. If you had to put on an outfit to turn-on your partner the most during a date, what would it be?

I don’t have a partner, but I feel like many women enjoy a fitted button down shirt with nice pants and dress shoes. 

34. What are your favourite pet names/dirty names to call and be called during sex?

Baby, Babygirl, I honestly just love saying their name. And I love them saying mine

35. Have you ever hooked-up with a stranger?

No, I haven’t, I’ve always known the person first

36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?

Something along the lines of “you’re so thick I love it in my mouth”

37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?

I LOVEEEEEEE tattoos and I really love certain piercings, like, ears, nose ring, belly button, and nipple piercings are my favorite AH. 

38. What’s your funniest and/or most embarrassing sex story?

It was during foreplay and embarassing, but we were spooning an a mattress on the floor and then we were making out and I stopped and pulled back for a minute and I was drinking before and from moving around It made me sick and I threw up in my mouth and she noticed, but kissed me anyways after hahaha

39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what could they do to make it turn you on the most?

Suck on their fingers

40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?

Grunter and moan a bit

41. Is “vanilla” sex boring or underrated?

Depends who it’s with tbh

42. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

After waiting a long time I finished and it felt amazing. 

43. Would you ever participate in an orgy?

Probably not, no

44. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they’re willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits? 

Definitely not

45. Do you mostly prefer giving or receiving oral?

Receiving

46. Do you like going commando?

I don’t do it in public, but at home sometimes, it’s definitely nice

47. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?

Don’t have any

48. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?

IDEK

49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?

No I don’t and maybe a fleshlight, but IDC 

50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?

Yes hahaha.