#well most of them at least

[potato-lord-but-not]

spent valentines day drawing my favorite gay people

#well most of them at least #anyway. everyone look at mal n polly they’re about to do something unholy #the magnus archives #tma #jon sims #martin blackwood #jmart #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #h2g2 #ford prefect #arthur dent #forthur #discworld #monstrous regiment #going postal #polly perks #maladict #polladict #adora belle dearheart #moist von lipwig #golden spike #man of medan #conbrad

[follows-pfps-with-trans-flags]

Art from "The First Glass Beach Album" by Glass Beach in Claire's room in Super Lesbian Animal RPG by @ponett

Melody's tumblr can be found at @pinktransfox

#super lesbian animal rpg #slarpg #ponett #glass beach #the first glass beach album #claire slarpg #my goodness gracious #i love this game to pieces #so many thoughtful details went into it #I'm glad I get to see them all #well most of them at least

[ima-ghost-art]

Cats wips that i forgot about lmao

These paws are meant for crime - Rumpleteazer at sum point in her life probably

Bustopher and his sister + Sexy Bustopher

Alonzo carrying a tired Teazer after the jellicle ball- inspired by one of my friends and her bf xD

And finally ✨ Cursed ✨

#i felt bad leaving these wips in my CATS folder and not giving the ideas the appreciation they deserve #well most of them at least #Cats - Cars additon will always be one of my proudest most cursed work #the rum tum tugger #bustopher jones #Rumpleteazer #alonzo (cats) #alonzoteazer #Cars au #art wip #my wips #cats the musical

[kierancaz]

As much as I love Harry Potter wizarding society is literally so fucking stupid like literally every last one of them is dumb as hell

#I still love them tho #well most of them at least #omfg they’re so stupid just like every wizard is dumb #ig having magic makes them dumb as shit or smth idk #harry potter #harry potter series #harry potter books #harry potter movies #every time I want to shift there I’m always stopped by the thought of ‘I don’t want to fight with a want I want to hit people’ #I have a lot of inner rage that I like to let out in my drs that are usually about beating up villains #every one in hogwarts is fighting with sticks I WANNA KICK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME ONE #gonna pull a denji on Lucius #nuts or nothin babe #see what that wand can do when ur writhing in pain on the ground holding ur balls

[haila-wetyios]

#5 Cutting corners

Silence, peace, darkness once more. 

It was time for the Wetyios household to sleep, and it’s three little ones were all too happy to already snuggle against their favorite plush, blanket, or pet to play in candied dreams. Where fairies would probably invite them to continue living this phase in their lives full of naivety and happiness. Well… At least Rohmio would definitely have sweet dreams about that. 

But Haila was still restless. 

The lack of an afternoon nap meant that she should be exhausted, and by all rights, she was. 

Even with Petyr and Ghaile’s help, she could still feel the aftermath of watching over the twins. It was to be expected when still nursing and being the best at putting Howl to sleep. But even with all of that, she couldn’t find sleep. Not by a far margin. And she’d never been the kind to rely on any sort of medicine to find rest. 

No, it was that sensation that something was off still bothering her. 

Was it because she’d finally realized that she was missing her routine of crying helplessly like a broken girl? 

Even Haila herself didn’t know the answer. 

Seven decades of waiting, living her ‘happy ending’ despite the cruelties and danger she endured felt absolutely numb when thinking of them. But then again, it was probably because she was not there in the first place. 

That she’d been plucked out of her new home to her old one, where time had not moved farther than a few months after that. 

But who could she discuss such things openly with? Haila had never been the kind to confide with anyone about her own troubles. Or well… Luma had been the one to force such things out of her. 

But things were different now, and no matter how much she loved him, she wouldn’t give him that freedom of listening to her. At least, not until he proved he’d grown himself out of his sometimes suffocating kindness. 

And then… A dreadful idea popped into her mind. 

Well, not exactly as dreadful as it used to be. 

Haila pulled a chair over and set it before the large fish tank in her living room. On normal days, it was just another outlet for her toddler to look at while also learning how to respect animals (even if the fish were just fake to begin with). But at night, if she turned on the few lights within, it was also an outlet for her to stare off into space and relax. Not that she did as often as she thought. Once it was dark, she’d forget about the tank completely. 

Today was not such day though. 

She glanced down at her fingertips. What would happen if she was to experiment on the bits that she’d ‘lost’? But, no. This is exactly why she’d entered the deals that forbade her from being the one to run such things. Now was a time to seek something else, something different. 

Without further ado, she approached the lit up tank. Fingertips grazing the glass slowly until they suddenly dipped into it as if she was but tearing fabric itself. 

The surface grew smudged, or rather wrinkled as Haila continued tearing a hole through, and then, when she was finally done, a large square staring off into space remained in place of the tank display. Well… Calling it space would be a disservice, there was a perfectly solid block of ground on the other side on which to step onto. 

But Haila wouldn’t dare step in, every part of her that passed through was no longer hers. And so far half of all her fingers and a right leg had been ‘lost’. The time she’d spent unconscious inside seemingly had not counter for this change, but consequences had certainly still happened. 

No, she was merely going to sit on a chair and stare blankly at this entrance for a period of time. Waiting, expecting the other side to notice that a portal had been opened once more. 

Haila waited and waited in silence. Her head slowly nodding off on her chair like a grandma finally starting to fall for her afternoon nap. Except it was night time, and she was overdue for sleep. 

But eventually, those familiar footsteps finally were heard from the other side. 

Her ears flickered a bit, followed by her dozing face slowly waking up.

“Rare to see you again.” the girl from the other side commented. 

“Hah… I wasn’t sure what to do to be honest. But, I do owe you a lot. Just like how you’re probably in debt yourself.” Haila mentioned with a brief smirk as she had a good look at her companion. 

A half mask was covering Second’s gaze. 

“You’ve grown.” the Viera mentioned, clearly meaning every word despite a lack of change outside of the new mask. 

“HAH! It’s what happens you and those misguided kids drag me into your mess. Now I have to deal with my own instead.” Second retorted, though the usual sharpness of her tone was missing amidst all this. 

This was the first time that the two had ever spoken since Haila’s imminent fade of consciousness or even memories. Before the entire mess of fragments had ever happened, and before the Viera was ever forced to crumble. 

Their exchanges were almost always brief, or out of the norm known as ‘ordinary’. And yet… For moments of silence, to mourn and grieve over what isn’t and what is lost. Those are the times when they were the best company for the other. 

They were both “Beasts” after all. Different, but one of the same kind nonetheless. 

“Oi. Can I ask you something?” Second suddenly mentioned after a long pause of silence. 

“Depends on what it is.” Haila answered with an exhausted smirk. 

Second arched a brow at that response. 

“That’s rich coming from you, who doesn’t bother hiding anything to prove that you exist.”

“The mad scientist is supposed to reveal only what’s necessary until prodded about it no?” was all that Haila would offer in return. 

“......Fine…” the Second relented. 

“You were never one to cut corners when you obsessively worked on anything. So why cut them at the last second? Fifty? Forty decades for you of working endlessly to find a way back home, never once asking me to just open a portal there. Only to suddenly come here all of a sudden and demand for one the moment that suffocating man arrived. You pretty much discarded your entire work. Why?” she finally asked with arms crossed. 

“I won't’ even include you accelerating the loss of your body parts to this place, since that was a smart move to force that horrible gap you had on your leg to close and heal. But then again, that was also cutting corners and cheating.”

Haila fell silent at this. It was true, why spend decades desperately trying to find a way back on her own, when the answer had been staring at her this entire time. But the reasons behind it. Even she didn’t understand them herself. 

She was, after all. Twisted beyond measure. Trails of thought based on logic and convenience warped in a way that no one would be able to tell the difference. Love that would burn anything down if what mattered the most was lost. 

Why then, not cut corners until it was almost over?

She could only smile at Second for this. 

Even her reason for taking in this ‘curse’ each time she entered the Locus was something she’d never answered. 

What did she really want, what was she seeking?

It was terrifying to try to figure Haila out. 

“Your husband doesn’t know he wasn’t the one to bring you back there does he?”

“No he doesn’t.” Haila stated calmly. 

“And I’ll keep it like that. He doesn’t need to know his efforts wouldn’t have brought me back.”

#haila wetyios #ffxivwrite2022 #look at me finishing all my half completed prompts in one go #well most of them at least #The Second

[ryllen]

When he saved me on Glorious Masquerade, I finally understand why people like him (so thoughtful huhu .. TT TT)

#u're not proving anything sebek FSFGDH seriously tho pls stop being the most insane person in NRC and live for urself a lil' #twisted wonderland #twst #malleus draconia #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst mc #glorious masquerade #fanart #fsdsh honestly tho i always think that i like diasomnia the least from all the other dormitories #but here i am making fanarts of them instead #life works in a mysterious way #and sebek was the last character i ever get to think of fshdshd #then i pulled him on the masquerade gacha #and everything went so fast after that #FSHDH SERIOUSLY THO HE ASKING FOR SOMEONE TO LET HIM SIT ON THEIR LAP FSHD #i just thought he said that meaning azul should have let grim sit on yuu's lap sooner #WHY DID HE MEAN SOMEONE SHOULD GIVE HIM A LAP SEAT AS WELL FHSDH #NRC full of bois with wonky thoughts fhs #seriously tho i thought malleus saved me because i am the mc but he actually thought of me not being able to use magic that's why #he saved me he's gonna make me c r y

[raplinenthusiasts]

Outro: TEAR

© namuspromised

#I’m rapline enthusiast first and human second #min yoongi #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #bts #btsgif #dailybts #dailybangtan #userbangtan #cyphernet #usersky #annietrack #userdimple #userpat #tuserandi #uservans #useremmeline #*mine #teared paper would probably worked better but i love this shattered glass effect #i'm only midly satisfied with this but here we go #i have to finally let out my new thoughts about this performance! #in every rapline performance rapline always sticks together #I KNOW because i giffed so most of their performances and it's so easy to find moments with at least two of them #BUT TEAR? #i always complained i can't get them in one frame properly and it's like on purpose?! #AND I THOUGHT WELL IT'S LIKE THE LYRICS #im so stupid! #they rap about the tear and going different paths and everything that comes with this song #OF COURSE THEY ARE APART IN THE PERFORMANCE #they come togather only at the same end when hobi finishes

[stewyhosseini-bf]

they are literally brothers that's his little brother man!!!!!! you don't get it!!!!!!

#long post #ok is this proof that connor likes kendall the most? no i guess #obviously this is being selective but i'm telling you watch all of those scenes and you will know what i mean #obviously he loves shiv and rome as well but the fact that kendall not only got the least votes but SO MUCH LESS than the other two #like no.. you guys don't get it he loves him :( that's his little bro! #also these are not all of them i could only fit 30 images. more in the reblog #obviously he loves shiv and rome but also shiv is like very very mean to him 99% of the time lmao. and roman's nicer than shiv #maybe but still not very nice. he still loves their ungrateful asses! but you can def see him being warmest towards kendall #in the way they just interact with each other idk. always hugging always patting him ... that's his little bro! #mostly i'm just mad over ppl so unanimously deciding it's not kendall . none of you get it >:( #connor roy #kendall roy #roy siblings

[essektheylyss]

You know what's hilarious, if Ludinus was indeed a young man being traumatized by the end of the Calamity. Deirta Thelyss is almost certainly older than he is.

This is not relevant but I think Essek should bring this up, just to be a bitch about it.

#for the purposes of showing my work: a beacon was found by leylas kryn 1200 years ago. #she was considered enough of a cultural leader or influence to convince people to follow her ergo likely an adult of some standing. #the other umavi of the ruling dens (aka deirta and abrianna) are suggested to have been around at the time as well #ludinus would be at most 1000 years old. they're all like. at LEAST 1400 mentally if not physically. #and that's the LOW estimate #as always how long was the calamity. are the umavi actually pre-calamity. that would be SO funny to me. #(pre-calamity and pre-divergence are different for the record.) #ludinus da'leth ain't SHIT #leylas kryn escaped lolth lived through the calamity and has gone through seven rebirths. ludinus WISHES #if ANYONE deserves to have beef with lolth it's leylas kryn for the record. I mean she does. canonically. BUT HERS IS MOST VALID #anyway as always the dynasty best country <3 #if there are 99 ludinus haters I'm one of them if there's one it's me if there are none I've left this earth etc etc #he's just SO fun to hate and I do not respect him in the slightest nor do I think he deserves respect or validation. #I think he should get fucking sucked into a dark star and never be heard from again xoxo :3 #cr spoilers #essek thelyss

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

#house md #prince's talk tag #flashing #repitition #so as i was watching this show i noticed they'd say the episode title in the episode #so i wanted to see how many times they did it #the people on livejournal who made transcripts of the episodes are my saviors and without them this would of been so much harder to do #thank you all for your service and i hope wherever you all are you're having a great day #sometimes they would use a variation of the word like in the episode poison they would say 'poisoned' or 'poisoning' #i did not include those instances #there was an instance in 'merry little christmas' where they do play the song in the show #but since ella fitzgerald was not a character in the show i did not include it #where as in the episode 'joy to the world' the students are singing it in the concert so i did include that #i apologize for the tonal whiplash when you get to that part but it did make me laugh #one of the times kutner says 'locked in' is overshadowed by the POTW's voice over but i assure you he says it and thats why its in there #out of the main characters from the one who said the title the most to least are #House > Foreman > Wilson > Chase > Cuddy > Adams > Cameron and Taub > Kutner > Thirteen and Park #this took a bit to do lolol its probably been done already but i wanted my own #there is a chance im missing some on technicalities but idc. im fine with this #there are two more i wanna do but with a character saying another character's name but ill do that some other time #EDIT: When I was making this video I was unaware that the Pilot episode went by two names: 'Pilot' and 'Everybody Lies' #Basically everywhere I looked the first episode was only referred to by 'Pilot' #which I found weird bc i remember seeing somewhere that the last episode was paired with the first episode in terms of title #but i couldn't find hard proof so I decided to leave it out at the time #well i checked again last night and yea the pilot IS also called Everybody Lies so I updated the video #I also think it goes well with the fact that House does say 'Everybody Dies' in the finale so another reason to fix it #AND he says it without Wilson while he and Wilson say the title of the pilot sooooo yea hehehehehe

[aceofvase]

been thinking about it lately so here’s every original scooby-doo villain organized by how close they come to killing someone on-screen

#left (or top-left) of each bracket is least dangerous while right (or bottom-right) is most #I also have listed explanations for every character but no way am I putting them up #not even down here #similarly. I definitely have thoughts about the villains in the scooby-doo show/sdway season 3 #well some of them. actually mainly just one because of how deadly their actions are #but there’s like 40 of those guys and I would have to rewatch those episodes first because I don’t know them as well #scooby doo #scoobert

[sneez]

linocut study of the poster for the 1924 film orlacs hände :-)

#artwork #the hands of orlac #conrad veidt #my most recent linocut hooraaaay i really like how this one turned out #i have done two others which i havent posted yet but i will soon. or at least one of them (i dont like how the other one turned out so much #anyway i love this film his acting in it is superb he makes the most incredible tortured faces #really a masterclass in forehead vein performance #i am away from my lino tools now that i am back at uni so i cannot make any more for a while :-( alas #i think it is probably a good thing though because i have inflicted multiple injuries upon myself as a result of doing so much #dopey bastard disease #i hope you are all well my friends!!! my usual apologies for unanswered asks which i say every time i post everything. i am sorry i love yo #oh also i should confess i only have black ink so i cobbled this together by printing on white and then red paper and splicing the two #pictures together digitally. i am sorry for my deception </3 i am a fraud. a con artist #he he. con artist. artist. he he

[lgbtlunaverse]

"Nie Mingjue would still have died young even if Jin Guangyao hadn't killed him" Not as in "So it's fine to kill him because people who won't live for much longer have obviously already forfeit their lives" (what) But as in "If you don't get that Nie Mingjue has had an inevitable young and violent death hanging over him since he was a young teenager and has embraced it you can't fully understand his character"

#mdzs #nie mingjue #i do not wish to be misconstrued on this #because the first interpretation might genuinely be my least favorite nmj take #because it has so much baggage in regards to the actual real life murder of disabled people. most often by their caretakers!! #and the reaction to it from public the media and the justice system is overwhelmingly 'oh well that wasn't a life worth living anyway' #'plus they were SO hard to take care of rlly if you think about it the murderer is the victim here that must've been so hard for them' #and these characters aren't real. nmj isn't actually dead he was never alive. but i really hope that take is no one's actual view on life #but from a purely story-perspective i also hate the 'everything would've been fine if not for jiggy' takes #STOP MAKING THE BLORBO UNINTERESTING BY OUTSOURCING ALL HIS ISSUES!! THOSE ARE /HIS/ LET HIM KEEP THEM

[ryssbelle]

Poppy for N2 au, it took me so long to make her design cuz I didn't really know what I wanted to do only because I feel like her design is pretty perfect.

But then I just thought about fun outfits to give her or outfits that I would find comfortable if I was wearing them and it all came together.

Poppy here is pretty much the same as here movie counterpart, as nothing really changes on her end of things other than having more insight on Branch through his brothers, and through Lief. Shes also a bit more understanding a bit earlier on because of it but it doesnt do much to change her own character arc I would say.

Bonus

Part of Poppys design was based off a design I had made for previous rulers of Troll Village/Tree

Namely Queen Protea who I designed as Poppys grandmother

Named after the Protea flower which part of her design is based off :D

In the context of this Au Protea was the one who conceptualized the tunnels while her son, King Peppy, was the one to follow through after her death

#my art #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls au #trolls band together #trolls branch #trolls poppy #trolls oc #trolls oc lief #trolls oc protea #its really hard to mess with poppy at least in the context of this au cuz like i said nothing really changes on her end #whats changed in this au was just stuff on Branchs side of things #Poppy can witness these things but she herself isnt really changed by them #she of course would have more insight on Branchs life through his brothers and the addition of Lief as a character #but idk if that would fully change her approach with him other than what ive displayed #where shed try to relate to branch rather than trying to force him to relate to her #which would then most likely make her more understanding going forward than she was in canon #im still figuring her out #also since im in the tags and nobody really reads this #i feel brave enough to say #that secretly #ive been kind of sort of #posting a fanfic of this au under the name not the only one #on ao3 #and thats where Protea comes from #its not well written in the slightest #but its just for fun and practice so in my mind it doesnt really have to be entirely #but i am having fun with it #so if you see this and check it out please be so very nice to me please

[aphel1on]

will never stop being funny to me that nmj near the end of his life was extremely paranoid and delusional, but he was correctly identifying jgy as a threat, but, like... for wrong reasons only. you'll see ppl going "nmj was right about jgy all along, it's sad no one listened to him😭" but no. jgy isn't inherently evil, nor is he a power-hungry monster. not everything he ever said or did was part of some conniving ploy. when given the opportunity, he generally does try to return kindnesses and help people! but - oh, yeah, no, he's totally gonna murder you dude. no, yeah, he's gonna be so sneaky about it that it'll take a decade for the truth to come out.

it's like making 2 mistakes on a math quiz that just so happen to cancel each other out and give you the correct answer.

#mdzs #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #jgy #nmj #aphelion.txt #well he's not power-hungry in the traditional sense at least #by which i mean like #he takes actions that can be interpreted as power-hungry #and maybe some of them even are? #but he is not motivated primarily by a lust for power #imo him becoming chief cultivator is the endgame of #an extremely long game of 5d chess he is playing by himself against the entire world #where every single decision he makes is weighted by 'what will make me (feel) most safe' #(with perhaps cough one or two also motivated by unhinged vengefulness) #and because of his extremely specific circumstances and opportunities #that winds up with him Becoming Fucking Xiandu #anyway. #nieyao #not really but nieyao-adjacent

[tariah23]

One of the main reasons why I used to avoid Isekai’s, and fantasy works in general, like the plague is because of how over saturated they’d become with things that didn’t feel like they even belonged to the genre to begin with… it’s not too hard to find works that stand out but so much of those works have been pushed down and forgotten, it just sucks.

#one of the many reasons why fantasy in general outside of a few things has never stuck with me or have even been a go to genre to engage #with if it was simply just that and nothing else added to subvert the genres 🧍🏾‍♀️ #at least enough for me to enjoy myself… and I’m an insanely picky person too so… #isekai’s really did get turned into incel shit and sm of them are pedo/incest pandering as well #the amount of times I’ve run into an isekai where the warrior ends up marrying his daughter at the end of the series- #never got over that one where the son was falling in love with his mom bro that series could’ve been so fun #and a lot of the scenes with them would have them almost appearing as though they were a couple… the Romantic scene on the beach 💩… #kms rn- #and sm fantasty stuff is full of assault as well because they want to be like berserk so badly uhhh #it’s kinda crazy #rambling #I’m mostly desensitized to a lot of this stuff in fiction depending on how they’re presented but I usual usually scroll by/read the things #as quickly as possible just to get done with it #I don’t rly skip most things tbh :( #DM is refreshing though it’s very charming and colorful #I don’t have much to say for frieren since I never really cared to get into it but I’m sure it’s endearing for most