#well the last part is a lie but

[funkyplantguy]

for your consideration: bad boys but in a futuristic, cyberpunk, colorful neon world. bad boys but void jumpers, hopping from one reality to the next, from one body to another, reckless and loud and full of life. they all have matching neon streaks in their hair and matching laughs of glee as they outrun whatever deity or government or entity is chasing them this time. nothing bad ever happens to them. nothing bad ever happens to them

#well the last part is a lie but #life series cyberpunk au #perhaps? #i have a soft spot for the bad boys #i also have a soft stop for time and space travel but we'll blame that on doctor who and maybe a little bit of karl jacobs #i just think it would be neat and fun and colorful #and i may have already started writing a drabble or two #life series #hermitcraft #grian #limited life #jimmy solidarity #solidarity #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #august writes #stau #sweet tooth au

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

#alpha obi wan and cody are so powerful together they could win the war or start an entirely new one. who knows :) #i fully think 17 awakens the feral cat part of obi wan thats been dormant since qui gon died and he had to become a responsible brotherdad #like at last someone to scruff him by the neck and call him stupid its very familiar to obi wan it brings back memories #fully on my 'obi wan has the weirdest relationship dynamics ever' agenda #obi wan is a lying liar who loves lying and the biggest lie is that he's the only normal well-adjusted one here. no. he is SO deeply strang #obi wan kenobi #star wars #alpha 17 #commander cody

[surreal-duck]

more oc stuff 🎉 i love divorce

#duck ocs #duck scribbles #doodles #i love toxic yuri 👍 #suddenly wanted a last min addition to my art fight chara list so i scrambled to put these together some time ago jkdsjkgdhsgd #its a mess but. its legible i hope #anyways theyre in their what. mid/late 30s. theyre in love they hate each other they know each other better than anyone else they tried to #kill each other several times theyre childhood friends they both want to fix things they both cant forgive the other theyve been in and #still are in love with the other theyd rather die than say it out loud. the usual #nikolai on the left is a questionable mentor figure !! olivia on the right one of the guys trying to take the main 5's powers for this #evil (?) group shes part of and joining it being the cause of how the two drifted apart in the first place #well their relationship is irreparable. probably. who knows i havent thoguht that far (lie) (i have) (theyre fine now. no theyre not)

[prudencepaccard]

I was legitimately so fucking cute

kept being compared to Eugene Levy as if that's a bad thing. The antisemitism was hugely disturbing though

#I'm not Jewish but I am Jewish-coded to an extreme degree #not the first time I've attracted absolutely rancid antisemitic vibes and won't be the last #solidarity #mtf solidarity as well #I'm cis but the transmisogyny came thick and fast #also something that's not new for me #part of the PCOS life I suppose #also genderweirdness due to autism or something #these people aren't worth my pity but it is sad I won't lie #beyond worrisome to think of them preying on someone more vulnerable then me (chat was extremely confident I would kms if I knew what they #were saying) which guys you're not that powerful #the dog they sniped me with is the only innocent in this and I'm sad his owners are complete pieces of shit #justice for Frankie

[buttercup-barf]

Under the cut are mostly self-insert doodles of decreasing quality. Again, not much directly tied to Team Fortress 2. Might as well toss these out while I have no access to my puter. Much yapping under the cut and in the tags incoming.

Another self-insert, this time less of a "here's me as a tenth class" and more of a "here's my game experiences translated into the class I would take the place of". The Cleaner. Although I guess they could still be wearing either suit. It doesn't matter that much.

That one Convict's Case taunt with Backup would be extremely funny, because the man would be on the verge of a breakdown (he does not want to go to jail so bad you have no idea). The second image- I owe no explanation. You know what I am. You see the pattern with my favourites.

The duality of the man. Resting face versus "just heard you express interest in religion/Russian folklore" face. He's not that hard to make friends with, when you pull him away from all the explosions.

Some doodles of trying to figure his face out. Unfortunately, the more I stare at him, the more I worry that he looks like A Certain Guy With The Last Name "Kazarin", and the fear of never being original in my life caught up to me.

Don't look at me, don't perceive me, I refuse to explain any of my actions to you.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #that's it that's the only tags i am putting this in. maybe someday i will have the balls to do more but for now that's about it #while i have the chance - and since posts with more of my yapping in the tags don't pop in people's feeds much - i might as well ramble- #-about these guys here. self-inserts or not i'm projecting only half of my bullshit on each one of them. creativity 👍 #backup is tall and pale and has sharp canines and more of a dull brown hair colour with tired grey eyes. no amount of babyface or soft- #-hands can really help a motherfucker when he's grimacing so much because he just Hates being around half the people on the team. #cleaner meanwhile is on the shorter side and has constantly flushed skin and brighter colours and whatnot. you can't see it because of the- #-mask most of the time but they do smile a lot more and have a more cheery disposition towards life and see the whole team as their friends! #backup transitioned fully (albeit not very legally lmao) and is scared shitless of not being seen as a man although the last time that ever- #-came up was years ago. he holds onto his last name as part of the heritage he loves and loathes at the same time - attached to his culture- #-and religion and bloodline while also resentful of his family and the regime he knows someone else on the team suffered under. #cleaner just kinda binds and calls it a day. he only does it to confuse the team because while he doesn't identify with being a girl he- #-loves the confused looks his epic gender reveal moment gets. they do not remember their family name or where they grew up or what even got- #-them to this kind of mental state. and he's chill with it he values the here and now way more than some dark edgy backstory. #backup despite trying to be an honest man is afraid of vulnerability as well. he stubbornly refuses to express love towards certain people- #-lest they feel disgusted and turn away. he's afraid of consequences afraid of losing the people he loves afraid of his ''interests'' being- #-what drives them away. it doesn't by the way and he just wasted time being a cold indecisive loser for several months lmao #cleaner wears a suit that hides all of them yes but they pretty much never lie. he is always his truest self and he can always just burn- #-people who don't like him enough to make it a problem. they are a lot more comfortable indulging in their interests - be they innocent- #-and juvenile or violent and dangerous. he is quite open with his affection and his fascinations that backup would rather keep secret. #i want to establish that these two can only exist in separate universes because they both have feelings towards the funny assistant lady- #-and the funny inventor guy (selfshipping for the winnn) and would fight over those two. cleaner would win by the way #it's also a really funny point of comparison. cleaner is objectively more fucked up than backup and still managed to be more normal about- #-their feelings and live as a healthier and happier person than that guy. comedic gold honestly #OKAY I'M DONE if you read up to here you get uhhh a cookie :-)

[lobotomizedlady]

literally wanna dieeeee I realized belatedly that not only was down bad written for me due to being an alien abduction metaphor song but it perfectly describes my situation w/my ex who dumped me 3 days into our second vacation in his country

#but yknow thats what i get for dating a fucking man last year when i absolutely knew better. i was in a low place & the idea of being #whisked away from europe was an escape for me . we got along really well but the second i showed any emotional weakness he couldnt handle i #oh but he sent a bunch of messages begging me to come back when i was on the plane fleeing to my sisters london flat! lol!!! #i didnt tell you guys about any of this on my old blog when it was happening bc i just knew itd invite a flood of #''why were you even dating a man'' messages. yeah im aware. it was stupid & yet another result of my inability to purge myself of the #desire to be in a relationship my homophobic father wouldnt hate me for. and i didnt think any woman would want me . im over it now #fuck my abusive father fuck men in general im so over the internalized homophobia. ive always preferred women why should i have to #supress that to make my fuckface hypocrite father happy. i only rly care bc i love my half brother & want to be in his life which means #i have to appease dad. but at what goddamn cost #why did i say from europe in that earlier tag. i meant TO europe...im from the us #anyways. what a shit show situation that was. i have never felt so betrayed by anyone except for my dad himself #oh i didnt even mention the worst part yet. when i texted from london asking if our friendship was over too (god. so cringe) he then went #into this spiel about how actually what he said earlier when he was asking me to come back #(that it had been a stupid impulse & biggest mistake of his life) was a lie & it had been a long time coming #IF IT WAS A LONG TIME COMING WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME FLY ACROSS THR ATLANTIC FUCKING OCEAN 3 DAYS AGO FOR YOU #and said hed tell me the reasons but ''didnt want to hurt me'' #i have so much hatred in my heart for this man to this day when i really think about the mind games he was playing. unreal. #and he KNEW i already had massive trust issues

[hua-fei-hua]

it's definitely extremely funny that after i start writing a smut For Real (not clickbait) i proceed to receive. a fucking nosebleed. like this is anime.

#it's definitely Something that it also happened like. after i seem to have lost interest in writing it #BUT ALSO THE NOSEBLEED JUST LIKE. FUCKING HAPPENED??? #LIKE I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP (had been for like an HOUR) AND THEN SUDDENLY. I FEEL THIS RUSH OF LIQUID OUT MY NOSE???? #and i'm like 'oh it's like when i'm ill and have a runny nose.' but i also wasn't sentient enough to think 'but i'm not sick???' #however i WAS sentient enough to think 'what if it's a nosebleed? let's taste it' AS IF I HAD A NOSEBLEED IN THE LAST DECADE #and then i was like 'hmm well it's kinda thick and metally. let's turn on the light just in case.' AND WHABAM.... BLOOD ON MY HANDS #okay well that's a lie i also smeared some on my fingers n squinted at it in the dark n was like 'that's awful dark. it might be blood' #and THEN i turned on the light and saw all the blood. my sheets have tinie bloodstain on them now. and also my stuffed unicorn :c #and then it just like. wouldn't stop. but it has stopped now! huzzah #i almost went to the bathroom to get a wad of toilet paper but then i remember i still keep a box of tissues by my bedside #from my plague days when i Definitely Fucking Needed Those Things All The Live Long Day #(oh right i got vaccinated yesterday <33 well i guess two days ago now. we love inoculation!!! i'm doing my part :D) #anyway i'm now chillin in bed with the lights on and my head tilted back bc i'm worried #that if i just try to go back to sleep then my nose will just start gushing blood again #anyway i also went and got a glass of water. that's supposed to help right? right #anyway (2) we'll see what happens to that smut. i Need to be better than my archnemesis at this #tho considering she writes like Peak any two guys shit these days i imagine it would not be that hard! #花話

[deltastorm101]

it has been two years since we parted ways. two years since you brutally, mercilessly burned down our friendship, out of the blue, without warning, explanation, rhyme or reason.

i still think about you often. the things we did together. the things we wanted to do. i think about your ringtone, your notification chime. your family, music you liked, music we both liked, that i played in my car when i drove you to that place once because you didn't have a licence. honestly, i doubt you have it now. you were never the kind of guy to see things through to the end. i think about how weird but also kinda cool you found my job. if we still knew each other, would you visit me at work? probably not. you wouldn't have the time. not for me. i also think about the fights we had. the misunderstandings. at one point we didn't talk for an entire year but somehow we always found our way back to each other. except last time, of course. statistically speaking, we must have crossed paths at least once since then. we still live close to each other, if you haven't moved, but i have a feeling you didn't. the supermarket, the subway, the pharmacy, the voting site, the cinema, on the way to work, school, the festival that takes place here every year that you love going to, on some rental bike or scooter. countless possibilities. but as far as i know, we've actually never seen each other again. maybe that's because, secretly, i have kept an eye out for you. can't help myself, i guess. my heart aches every time i drive past your street. which is multiple times a day, all lines cross it. except line 7 but i never get that one anyway. you ripped us apart. you did this. mundane things remind me of you. the time we had. whether it was supposed to last longer, or if it was right to end and i just can't accept it. after all this time. it's so bizarre. i have treated our separation like the death of a loved one. permanent, radical, an undebatable finality. and yet i think about what i would say to you if, by some gruesome, ironic miracle i'd one day have the displeasure to come face to face with you again, almost every day. i don't have an answer. i hope i will never have to; i fear the opposite will be the case. and when that day comes, there's no telling if the part of me you broke will finally mend, or shatter and disperse with the storm you sowed for good. maybe then this part can finally get the rest you selfishly, cowardly denied it.

i find you truly pathetic. appalling.

but even if it's too late for us, i hope, for your sake, that one day you'll realize the gravity of what you did to me and how that felt. may you have enough self-pity left to do something about it.

#personal #poetry #the last thing you ever said to me echoes in my head. #your parting gift #i may not be good at social cues but at least i don't lie to my friends and treat them like shit #also... the funniest thing happened today #i went back to one of our landmarks earlier #to think and... mourn i guess #but before i could get a chance to i met some coworkers of mine #it was awkward as hell i looked like shit and now i'm a mess but #it was like a splash of cold water to the face. so shocking it made me not think of you anymore. at all #at a place so charged with memories #so uh. if that was a sign to leave shit well alone and look to the future. well. received. loud and clear

[peridyke]

I love that light was like ok misa you have to give up your death note and your shinigami eyes again for me so that I can give it to just some random man I've never met because you are a stupid female who can't lie. and shes like okay ❤ yay ❤

#txt #well he didnt say that last part. outloud #they didnt lie....he really is a gay...

[moonchild-in-blue]

I wanna ride a centaur.

#we watched Chronicles of Narnia last night as well and. hm. #imagine that. like. how would that work #cus you can make out fine with the human part but #i guess the centaur rides you???? can horses lie on their back even??? #would that make an extra long weird human-horse torso??? #i am genuinely intrigued #if a human rides a centaur (and this time i DO mean actual horseback riding) would that be comfy for them? #would they get turned on by the skin contact? or is it like a piggyback ride? #i know female horses have teats cus milk for the babies. but what about male horses? do they have nipples? #would a centaur feel more (as in more sensitive) in the human skin or horse skin? cus the horse half is covered in fur so #idk man i just. mh #queuing this for the morning cus it's quite late and i can't engage in centaur discourse now #Chronicles of Narnia changed my brain chemistry in a lot of different ways. Edmund has a lip cut for most of the movie #and i've always thought that was so hot #i understand now why but back then i was very 👁️🫦👁️ #what about Mr Tumnus though? he kinda- #OKAY it's enough #good morning 🙂

[uniformbravo]

witch hat atelier is hurting my feelings

#just finished vol 7????? LITERALLY illegal?????????? #i dont even wanna go into detail bc it's such a massive spoiler but JUST KNOW that last chapter gave me a thousand yard stare instantly #U CANT HIT ME W THE DOUBLE BAIT & SWITCH THE TWO TIMIN HIGH FIVIN ASS BLASTIN SQUARE DANCIN SWITCHEROO #UNETHICAL. LITERALLY FUCKED UP. WELCOME TO SHIRAHAMA'S TWISTED MIND #retag later #manga blogging #i thought it was about the whimsy. i thought we were having fun #THE PART IM TALKING ABT ISNT EVEN THAT BAD IT JUST GOT ME SO GOOD I WASNT READY #no u know what it IS that bad actually qifrey owes me 5000 dollars right now #ALSO can i stop being so EXCRUCIATINGLY PREDICTABLE KGJLAKGSLKDJK #four wonderful well-rounded female main characters and all i care about is the stinky MAN #sobbing at myself in the shower GIRL HES LINESSSSS #nobody should be allowed to draw a man hot anymore. well if it's olruggio it's fine actually. U KNOW WHO I MEAN #this IS targeted #putting up the anti gojo barrier from jjk but for qifrey #(btw that was a lie i would probably lay down my life for aggot #like if she was crossing the street i would get hit by a random car for her. like on principle)

[itspileofgoodthings]

okay this is going to be an insufferable and niche post but the reason I’m so hard on Elyse Meyers is because we have so many similarities and such differences of purpose. Like. for both of us it goes

✔️ brunettes (curly hair)

✔️ interesting, imperfect faces

✔️ infectious laughs (eyes go all crinkly)

✔️ tons of anxiety

✔️ natural storytellers (good with words)

✔️ able to combine charm and vulnerability to awaken empathy

but we’re using those powers for very different reasons and in different ways. Every choice she makes is one I have consciously turned away from because I don’t think they’re valid choices!!!! (More thoughts in the tags)

#not to be like ‘she uses her power for evil!!!!!!!’ But. She uses her power for evil #Like. 1) she hates Taylor but won’t admit it cause elyse is threatened by Taylor #2) she is non-political in the most fake ass bitch little way. like that breathing exercise/hug/phone to the shoulder thing #after the Supreme Court decision re: abortion last June was SO. COWARDLY #she wanted to be part of the moment but she would not pick a side so that she could play both she does this ALL THE TIME #and as someone who also hates to be political but knows that you cannot walk that apolitical line forever without being dishonest #I hate to see it #3) she will not admit that she knows she’s charming but uses her (real!) anxiety as a blind to make her seem more humble #like bitch. BITCH. You can have anxiety and know your own powers and have you SEEN your comment section????? #your success??????? You KNOW you’re successful and you damn well know why #4) her stories lean into the (real!) awkwardness and cringe-ness of life PAST THE POINT OF COMMON SENSE which means that #a) she treats people in an insane way and thinks it’s ‘cute’ and gets away with it #or b) she’s lying #(I think she’s lying) #which. Leads me to 5) #5) she !!! uses!!!! her personality!!!! to make money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she USES her charm #which whatever. fine. Go for it if you can #but don’t LIE about it #and don’t make your (almost convincing!) little videos about how the person you’re talking to is so beloved and necessary #and should quiet the voices in their heads #and pretend that caring about people is the ONLY reason you’re saying this #when guess what. you are RAKING in the cash and the sponsorships #with every candid I just woke up with my messy hair at my kitchen table video #she weaponizes her natural gifts for money but WILL not admit it. will not own it #will not even acknowledge that she KNOWS she’s good at it #that there is IMMENSE power in her likability and ability to make people empathize with her #and she has a responsibility to acknowledge that in some way because power like that has to be checked #and she won’t!!!! #anyway I WILL be so hard on her. partly because I have to fight every day to not try to weaponize my personality to make money #because ….. I kind of think I could!!!!!!!!

[smaller-comfort]

Me: hey so this is like the 5th time we've rewritten this

My brain: rookie numbers, we can totally hit a dozen if we try

Me: ...okay, ignoring that for now- why is the subtitle to this suddenly "sometimes, dismemberment is a love language"?

My brain: ...because of all the dismemberment?

Me: *sigh*

#nattering #my fic #i know thats not exactly how the nimona quote goes #“i'm not even that into gore and body horror” well clearly that was a lie #last part of dreaming still is going great guys

[jinhyun]

remember when i said the upcoming written part was gonna be short

#well that was a lie 🤠 #idk when i said it but i'm sure i said it lol so my apologies #it's not as long as dreamlike and mean it (so far) tho so we cool. it's more like in the closure line heh #no wait scratch that last part lmao we're way past the closure word count by now lol

[marklikely]

not going to lie them making the protagonist of anatomy of a fall bisexual was inspired

#like oh my god something that's on my mind constantly and i have never seen portrayed in any form of media before #the way bi women's sexuality takes forefront as a judge of their character bc they must all be treacherous and untrustworthy #and how many times I've watched bi celeb women get ripped to shreds and scrutinized on the public stage bc of that #avpost #im glad we're talking abt it lets talk about it... academy since you're all going to be watching this movie maybe you could issue apologies #movie diary #like god she gets so analyzed and picked apart and it just adds a whole new layer when the trial opens with her sexuality #and litigating every action she made towards another woman for some seduction tactic. #as if that's the single most important fact about her and its supposed to color the way she's viewed through the rest of the trial. #well. anyway the point of the movie is definitely that its ambiguous and from the snippets shown we can't possibly know the whole story #of their marriage of her as a person or of her husband's death #but i can't lie there was a certain high profile court fiasco in the last couple years that heavily affected how i felt toward the story. #so part of me was like free my girl she didnt do it . unless she did in which case he probably deserved it

[sweetgladiatorking]

Hate that the end of tlou discussion is always about what joel did or didnt do wrong at the hospital when the actual big deal is the LIE why does no one talk about the LIE

#tlou part 1 #tlou hbo #im obsessed with the lie #like this is the moment their real relationship begins #outside of fighting for their lives and travelling across the country #now they just get to be people and its all built on this horrible lie #i love joel but like the show really did the massacre so well #basically i just finished my playthrugh alongside the series #and that last part where you play as ellie following behind him and that TENSION UGH #why do people care about the possibility of the cure or not the MEATS IN THE TRAUMA #(also saying the cure could never have worked is so cinemasins if u say that ur a loser imo sorry) #(lit no fun cant handle having a protagonist brutally murder people without moralising him like no its evil no matter what) #anyway the way this ruins both of their lives and its all selfish on his behalf but in such a Human way??? #oh my God