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monstermoviedean · 6 months
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nothing could have prepared me for sebastian stan playing trump
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academicgangster · 1 month
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Obsessed with the way Jack holds his beer like it's a pen he's going to twirl.
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black-and-yellow · 2 years
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Maybe try drawing a child present mic? Do you think he'd be one of those short kinda stocky kiddos who once they hit middle school shoot right up in hight? Or always a green bean? (I'm just seeing a lil mic with chubby baby cheeks tbh)
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Absolutely just a little fella.
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barneysbigstompers · 5 months
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man my voice make me so mad
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xullianspamnoham · 17 days
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Yeah...
Yea?
Yeap.
Mmhmm.
Um. GELATO im eating my chocolate gelato beacuse its really good and im sad because it tastes like its getting old so i have to either eat it all or throw it away and i refuse to waste food so im gonna eat it all and. a. And. And im lactose intolorant! And its gonna upset my stomach but its worth it because gelato is DELICIOUS. YES. YES. yup.
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bigothteddies · 4 months
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remind me to watermark any fucked up memes I make next time guys it’s still so bizarre to run across random shitty doms reuploading that stupid “Can i call you dad” meme I captioned.
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chickencowcow · 8 months
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Nothing more horrifying than my boyfriend looking up from his phone and being like "what's the name of it? Apotheosis?" And then looking back down
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anonbinaryweirdo · 9 months
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??? Tumblr ik it's early as balls but give me notifications bro
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0nlyfiends · 8 months
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i am the 'there are 2 wolves' meme but one of the wolves is loving my coworker and thinking she's so funny and loving our silly little bits and the other wolf is biting the fuck out of me when she says the most ABSURD shit and i remember she is in fact an anti-vax trump supporting absolutely ridiculous shit and i am resisting the urge every single day to ask her if she took horse dewormer
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lilgynt · 1 year
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people will meet you for the first time look you in the eyes and say oh yeah put me down mommy like we’re online and not in real life
#personal#he also asked me out at the end of the night i was like king. absolutely fucking not#also other dudes will think getting in a debate about guns is flirting#no and i went to the bathroom with my buddy#and i was aw shit can’t even blame em. my hair came out perfectly with the outfit. damn.#and then i’ve said it before i’ll say again#i mean fun time stayed out later than planned but i love complaining#but i gotta stop partying with home depot people cause this girl i know was like hm.#checklist of things she does every party#like griding interrupting convos randomly bringing up the weirdest fucking convos#trauma dumping and i knoe therapy speak but it’s genuinely that#baby voice etc etc etc#she was also talking at length how i’m a virgin and im like girl i’m high and drunk and ur buddy’s two bozos here clearly want to fuck me.#what are you doing.#also being weird about her best friend she won’t date which like. not an issue#who cares. but they’re so fucking weird about it#and also again just weirdly obsessed with comparing our bodies and it’s like i hope you can feel comfortable enough in your skin#that me being comfortable isn’t an issue#and god she always randomly is like sorry we’ll stop.. when i’m just vibing during a hang out sesh and it’s like what do you think i always#have an issue im literally just vibing#i didn’t mean to complain about this girl so much but she’s been getting on my nerves#which i wish she didn’t i wish things were going better for her but they’re not and neither is she#and i feel like she gets annoyed anytime she remembers i have a personality#like again i’m sorry you don’t feel comfortable with urself!!!! idk man i’m just here!!!!!#this all being said did we kiss a few times and did she make out with my friend hee#yes*
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especdreamy · 2 years
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RANBOOLIVE
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slythereading · 2 years
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ferrari and alpha tauri: anyway I started clowning
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aibari · 1 year
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the energy of that wyrmwood statement is SO intense and SO weird ... why would you think. this was a good idea...
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Fictional character: I'm aroace
Me: Yaay! Representation! Thank youuu💓🥰❤️💓💓
FC: I can't fall in love. Not anymore because...
Me: no wait what are you doing-
FC: my heart was broken by my last partner😔 i don't want to get hurt so i just don't fall in love. It's so hard to live with🙏😔😔 You have to feel sorry for me now
Me:
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fagrights · 1 year
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miss emmy..
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lo-sulci · 2 years
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why the fuck have there been a bunch of people who don't follow me liking or reblogging random (sometimes months old) posts (but only one each! none of them interact with more than one post!) today
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