#what.

[distant-screaming]

the fact that everyone in the underworld repeats their last thoughts and so many of odysseus' crew is 'CAPTAIN' is actually genuinely going to make me sick

#what do you MEAN he's the final thought in hundreds of people's minds. what do you mean he's forever immortalized in dead people's eyes. #what. #underworld saga #epic the underworld saga #epic the musical #distant screaming screams into the void #epic spoilers

[im-coolrat]

“I love you too, dad.”

#I am not okay #speechless #what. #what. the. fuck. #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted gabe

[y-rhywbeth2]

"I had a brother, named Sarevok, and out conflict was brutal. I am not destined to a peaceful end, Cernd. I am fuel, not an heir. That is my secret"

And that there is something that bothered me in BG3 in Durge playthroughs: despite Larian kinda portraying it like they are and it's some sort of commonly accepted fact, Bhaalspawn are not considered or intended to be the heirs to the Throne of Blood, it wasn't on Alaundo's prophecy, and they are in no way ever truly intended to actually take Bhaal's place. Bhaal sure as hell never had that in mind, unless it was for them to seize his old mantle so he could hijack them.

Sarevok got the idea from an ex-priest of Bhaal who missed his status and was trying to make a new god for himself, and it later turned out that Charname was part of a larger prophecy that might allow them to take Bhaal's place. Sometimes Bhaal lies about things to manipulate you into doing what he wants.

"Heir" implies legitimacy, the only way godhood is on the table is by a loophole.

Even if Durge is special and daddy's favourite and everybody isn't just lying and telling them that to make them play along, Bhaal would still never actually share power unless he's the one in total control, basically ruling through them. And as they themselves say in the prayer for forgiveness, their end purpose is still to die.

(Also considering the WotC timeline... yeah. That second line is brutally true.)

Cernd: "If you succumb to his taint further, I will act, for it may be more your own doing. A god is a god, but they are only as strong as the power we give them." Charname: "Wise words, but still only words. You don't know, and can't know, what it is really like."

This however, I do feel was a little better portrayed in BG3. Cernd isn't wrong that Bhaalspawn have responsibility for their own actions, but the struggle with Bhaal was mostly "tell don't show" bar a specific stretch of the game and could've used more willpower rolls and equivalent. (So could BG3, but at least it had them.)

#BG2 and WotC cannon aren't compatible though. #What. #...actually BG2. WotC and BG3 aren't compatiable with either of the other two #bg2 spoilers #bg2 playthrough shenanigans #babbling #long post #griping

[yrsonpurpose]

TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ Natural Diamonds

#taylor zakhar perez #tzpedit #rwrb cast #rwrbsource #usernuria #usersteen #userninz #userveronika #usermegsb #mine* #............................. #what. #what am i supposed to do with all of this #im just a person #seriously it should be illegal to be this good looking #its not a joke anymore this is my life #wdym he just out here with a cowboy hat riding a horse 😭😭😭 #ugh good for him #even tho this is purely a thirst gifset you should actually read his interview #the way he talks about sustainability and how he wants to be represented on screen is beautiful <3

[seffien]

so let me get this straight

queen dies

sans is crowned ultimate tumblr sexyman

1 day before splatoon 3

out of touch thursday

#what. #splatoon #splatoon 3 #sef.txt #undertale #out of touch thursday

[gojoed]

Wait a damn minute.

WAIT A DAMN. MINUTE.

#I WAS REWATCHING ON THE TV #UNTIL I STOPPED TO PAUSE IT #TRISTAMP TEAM YOU ARE INSANE #WHAT. #trigunbookclub #trigun stampede

[rustytrident]

seeing all these mixed opinions ab nightbringer and here i am giggling and kicking my feet cause we get to rizz up the demons all over again

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #like don't get me wrong i appreciate the bonds mc has in the og obey me and value them lots #seeing mammon and not having the immediate option to devour his face made my heart break #the only thing u absolutely HATED i when solomon said that we just disappeared....... from the other om! world..... #what. #and what about the BROTHERS. #can you even imagine what /they/ are going through? #anyway maybe it's just me being emo but yeah. i rrly like nightbringer! i think it's a better way to find out ab what happened #than through flashbacks and the total chaos of the plot that was the og om! #and i loooovevevveveveeee how it just shows that mc and the bros are connected no matter when or where #like. back in time? in alternate universes? in the far away future? we love each other all the same #and i love how that takes shape in the game. it's such a pretty thing in my eyes but then again i have the mental age of 163 #so i get excited ab everything

[capyfroyo]

HIS LAST NAME IF FREAKING TARTIGRADE.

TARTIGRADE. HOW DO I CONTINUE TO LIVE WITH THIS INFORMATION.

#what. #HOW. #WHO DECIDED THIS #IM DEAD #HOW WHAT #WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #capyfroyo spams

[hunterrrs]

what if i was a hockey player and you were the stanley cup and we- we kissed?

#you never forget your first kiss. #what. #i’m #alex ovechkin #sidney crosby #patrice bergeron #cale makar #pittsburgh penguins #washington capitals #boston bruins #colorado avalanche

[artsy-moonwalker]

bruh burnham

#fanart #bo burhnam #bo burnham fanart #bo burnam inside #zach stone #make happy #what.

[drawbauchery]

#pup-themlin #art #danganronpa #bus au #teruteru hanamura #nagito komaeda #WHAT.

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

no bc what were the writers thinking with the whole “troy likes butt stuff” joke. like genuinely. if not to purposefully set up him being a fucking. bottom (and also gay). what was the point. WHO WROTE THAT

#like it’s funny and we joke but #what was going through their heads like actually #and this is established literally season 1 episode 4 like WE BARELY KNOW HIM AT THAT POINT #this is one of the FIRST things we learn about his goddamn character #I just #what. #community #nbc community #community nbc #troy barnes #troy barnes likes butt stuff #troy barnes gay as hell #trobed

[cloverstellar]

hey ROse I’m kinda new to being online but what te fuck is a 9/11

PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING

#PLEASE #PLEASE PLEASE WHAT #WHAT #rose asks #WHAT.

[n3rdy247]

creek is such a little FUCK BY THE WAY you CANNOT tell me he wouldn't tease you until you are so frustrated, like begging for it and if you try to do even like the tiniest bit of it back as payback he'd get all whiny and whimpery and shit like a fucking TWAT

#HE IS BRITISH? EW (smash) #DROPS THE MIC BUT DOESNT DROP IT THROWS IT TO THE GROUND #i have slept for like 4 hours today give me a break guys #EXPLODES LIKE AN ATOM BOMB #trolls #trolls creek #creek trolls #enough said #creek x reader #trolls smut #???? #WHAT.

[winterrrnight]

I think I dived a little too deep on Pinterest because WHAT DID I JUST FIND????

#what. #in the world is this. #😭😭😭😭 #drew starkey #drew starkey pics #drew <3 #drew starkey aesthetic #drew #drew starkey pictures #rafe cameron #edith rambles! 🪄