#who would win in a fite

[whowouldwininafite]

#who would win in a fite #polls #roomba #Naruto

[kazeton]

“Anything specifically special you can do with that blade of yours?” Ahri mused, smirking. Fight fight fight >:D

"Oh I can do much, little fox." Yone glanced her way, holding his azakana's blade up. The red glow seemed to intensify briefly.

"Sealing spirits would be one of them. Would you like to take your chances, vastaya?" Of course Yone meant it all in jest. He wouldn't hurt Ahri like that. At least if she was also being playful. No hurt feelings, right?

#playtimes begun #YES FITE FITE FITE #Yone might lose I'm actually not sure who of them would win

[yuquinzel]

loving reo mikage is something juvenile— like i love you’ s on post-it notes, stealing sly and shy glances in class. like pebbles hitting your window at night and whispers in your backyard. and even after years, it hasn't really changed.

it's still evident in the way he's pouting right now, but at the same time, can't really hide his growing smile.

“accept defeat,” you smirk, “i won fair and square, reo.”

“no, you didn't. I sent the text first— fuck my wifi, I'm gonna sue that company.” he urges, flashing his mobile screen at you to emphasize on the fact that it was indeed him, that sent the “morning, i love you :)” text first.

it's a little morning routine of yours— a competition of sorts to see who sends the good morning text first. they get bragging rights and the perks of choosing what series to binge watch for the day. it's only valid if you follow it up with an “i love you”, though.

“ooh,” you coo, “sounds like a you problem.” you bring a hand to brush back the lilac strands reo lets free on mornings like these, he leans and melts into your touch out of instinct.

“this is really unfair,” reo sighs. this is going to be an unpleasant dent in his winning streak for the past three weeks. “i set my alarms for five minutes earlier to send the text first."

you would be lying if you said you were surprised. to reo, giving in the extra effort is only natural. it's one of a kind— something you can never capture the essence of in just words. he does it because he can. because he wants to.

you know because even when he's been winning for the past weeks, somehow the series he picks to binge watch are always the ones you have casually mentioned wanting to watch. reo doesn't seem to realise that you notice, but that's what's really charming, isn't it?

your heart skips a beat nonetheless, “looks like it was my day today, i get bragging rights.”

“yeah, yeah. brag away, you only have today.” but he's smiling, “i'm gonna set an alarm for twenty minutes earlier.”

“my goodness,” you breathe, “i didn't know you had such a huge crush on me, reo.”

he pouts, “i literally tell you that everyday.”

“that's embarrassing,”

“it may be embarrassing but at least I'm happy.”

“you're happy having to wake up at 5:40 just so you can send a text first?” you laugh.

he mirrors it, “best moment of my day.”

“you're down bad, mikage.” you roll your eyes.

“you're the same. otherwise, you wouldn't be sending me these texts at 6 am.” reo hooks his arms around you, letting his head fall on your shoulders. the way he holds you is always the same— with a sense of safety, firm and protective but warm like a second blanket. it feels like home.

“guess i am.” you smile, a newfound bliss in your eyes.

although reo hates losing, this time he feels like he's won.

© yuquinzel2023 [ plagiarism is a violation of moral rights ! ]

@rinnahhhh / blue you have the craziest and most romantic ideas please never stop :')

this is purely self indulgent therefore super short because reo is the best boyfriend in blue lock fite me :P

#❛ ‧˚🪐 — the dusk renditions. #reo mikage x reader #reo mikage x you #mikage reo x you #mikage reo x reader #reo drabble #reo x reader fluff #reo mikage fluff #blue lock x reader #blue lock x you #blue lock fluff #bllk fluff #bllk x reader #bllk x you

[sabertoothwalrus]

who would win in a [cat] fite Catra or Itsuzumi?

I know my answer to this but I wanna check and see who agrees with me

[the-kingshound]

chap 2 spoilers)

i def feel bad for hurting bedivere but i hope if anyone seriously trys calling out mc they get the chance to say "how many soliders of mine did You kill? I didnt even kill bedivere. dont pretend like im some heartless killer when all of you have slain my countrymen"

like im going for a kind mc but like.... i wanna fite any knight who looks down on or resents mc for what happened- as if they havent dirtied their own hands

I don't think anyone would call out MC in that way. One of the main themes that will be shown is the inevitability of horrible actions while fighting, on the winning and losing side alike.

While yes, there may be some fighters resentful of MC's involvment against the welsh, they are more against their presence in camelot's ranks rather than the atrocities MC committed. They know they have their hands equally bloodied, however they feel a sense of superiority because they won the war and Ireland lost.

#ask #mc

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

If you ever wanted to see the free market work in real time you should pay attention to what's going on in MMA right now.

Short(ish) version: The UFC is the biggest MMA company in the world and it's where every fighter dreams of ending up. For years, it was the only real game in town, especially after it bought PRIDE and Strikeforce, its two biggest competitors (at one time PRIDE was the biggest MMA promotion in the world until Yakuza scandals led to it getting purchased in 2008 by the UFC). The thing about the UFC though, is that most fighters are paid like shit. This isn't the NFL or the NBA where everyone who gets into the league makes millions. Most people barely make enough to cover their training camps unless they get a win bonus or a performance bonus. Even some champions and people who have been in the top 5 rankings and have huge name value aren't getting paid nearly what they're worth. That's because they get roped into signing contracts for multiple fights when they're not as big or high ranked for low money, but that initial number never changes until their contract comes up. And if you don't take the new deal the UFC offers you, they'll often sit on your contract for years while never booking you for a fight, or offering you fights that you'll never accept or that are designed to punish you and make you look terrible and tank your name value (for that last, look at the Nate Diaz vs Khamzat Chimaev debacle).

So what happens when a fighter is being paid far below what he's worth and can't get out of his contract? Usually, aside from a few big names that manage to escape, or older guys the UFC thinks it can't make money on anymore, they'll eventually resign with the UFC. Because the UFC has sold itself as being the only game in town and most people just want to get paid and support their families even if they're only getting half of what they're really worth.

But over the last few years, fighters are starting to figure out that isn't true.

Bellator, the second biggest MMA promotion in the west, has made some very highly publicized signings of big name talent, including Cris Cyborg (arguably the greatest female MMA fighter ever), and they've retained some great young homegrown talent who, 5 years ago, would have jumped at the chance to show up on the prelims of a Fight Night in the UFC. Part of the success Bellator has been having is because of their yearly tournaments, where the winner not only wins the championship, but also a million dollars. The PFL has shockingly been successful, offering up a unique season format where fighters fight in a year long season, playoffs, finals system for the chance to win a million dollars at the end of the year. They're also starting up a superfight division to showcase special talent who, for whatever reason, don't want to do the season format. In Asia, One Championship is making inroads into the western market as well and signing some big names both in Asia and in the west. They also offer more variety in their fights, putting on Muay Thai, kickboxing, grappling, and other forms of combat sports alongside MMA. And in Japan, Rizin is starting to finally get some notice with its unprecedented crossover events with Bellator. All of these promotions have western broadcast deals. Bellator with Showtime, PFL with ESPN, One with Amazon Prime, and Rizin with Fite TV. They all have the money and the backing to make a run at the UFC's throne, and they're all willing to pay that money to the fighters to do it.

(There's also Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship which has been massively successful and a whole new option for MMA fighters to make money, but I want to focus specifically on MMA right now and not bare knuckle boxing)

And fighters are starting to realize this. Big names are going to these promotions, making money, and telling everybody about it. They're getting opportunities that UFC fighters never get, like fighting fighters from rival promotions, or taking fights outside of MMA, or sponsorship deals (oh yeah the UFC stopped allowing their fighters to be sponsored by anyone other than the one (1) sponsor the UFC signs a deal with years ago). And in the years to come, you're only going to see more top name fighters in their prime either jumping ship or skipping the UFC all together.

(Keep an eye on where Francis Ngannou ends up)

But my point here is this:

This is how the free market works. A lot of fighters are talking about a fighters union to solve their UFC problems, but that would only be a huge step backwards for fighters who want to take control of their careers. By being smart and using your skills and your name as a bargaining chip, by knowing that there are better options than just staying with the UFC until they decide they're done with you, you can see real success in your career without signing your soul over to the UFC or a union. It is literally happening all around you right now. Fighters are getting paid more, getting paid more younger, and getting opportunities that the UFC will never offer them. Every single major MMA organization in the world is trying to expand at the same time. There are opportunities everywhere. You only need to look and be willing to bet on yourself instead of seeing that UFC logo at the top of your contract to fight for pennies and being blinded by dreams of being the next Conor MacGregor.

The free market works. The free market is the only way to achieve true success as an individual and not as a cog in someone elses machine. And best of all, the free market doesn't discriminate. It's there for you to use, no matter who you are. So use it.

[rocksandmirrors]

who would win in a fite Gus Porter or Gus

don't pit bad bitches against each other like that

#gus porter

[sheinthatfandom]

Okay but I have THOUGHTS

Okay so let’s start off with the beginning Yuta was sitting very poised but relaxed he wasn’t rigid in his seat. He’s way more confident than we’ve seen him prior. Daniel on the other hand is slouched very low, almost pushing the air of nonchalant but it’s not believable. He feels more like he’s in hiding and like he’s not listening but he very much is.

When wheeler speaks Daniel is looking towards the floor almost lost in thought again like he’s not listening but I don’t believe that. He’s most prolly envisioning everything that wheeler is saying, especially when bringing up past battles. When Daniel speaks Yuta stares right at him he’s confident but he touches the belt often. Either to remind Daniel that he’s the champion or out of nerves.

Daniel bringing up how Bryan wanted him and not wheeler is something I have been HUNGRY for. There’s such a good intense storyline in there if they want to delve into it and I’m living that he even brought it the fuck up here. Wheelers response was beautiful and not what I expected. It hits Garcia where it hurts his pride that he can’t actually measure up that after fighting him the BCC don’t want him anymore.

Garcia saying that the bcc couldn’t win against the JAS without Kingston and p&p was wrong on so many levels but mostly that Kingston and p&p are the original people in this feud. Bcc jumped in for the love of the violence and it was Claudio who got the tap out at blood and guts so I wish that had been brought up.

The last question I would have liked to have been asked of Garcia but since we almost ended in a brawl there would be no way to get the men back down.

I love Yuta bringing up their past match about how incredible Garcia is and how he had respect for him and the look on Garcia face was chefs kiss. This is story telling this is subtle this is subtext and I am LIVING. The fanfics that will be born from this one moment oh god don’t even get me started just tag me in EVERYTHING so I can read and hoard it like the slash dragon I am.

But when Yuta brought up the car accident I was even caught off guard by daniels response I wasn’t expecting him to react that way but then to have Yuta shouting back about being too nice really hits home where their fears lie. Daniel fears his career ending being sidelined and useless (especially now with the prodigal heir coming back to JAS who has had gold in the tbs championship) and Yuta wants to prove himself prove he’s got the blood and drive to succeed like his mentors and be a legend. They really are very much alike still and I love it. It’s two sides of the same coin but where Yuta is putting himself first now Garcia feels like he owes someone his time his skill and his friendship. He hasn’t yet put himself first and I look forward to the day that he does.

Also Garcia saying he was gonna whip Yuta and Yuta saying go ahead I want you to. This could be Garcias undoing and the interviewer was leading to that. Pure rules are NOT like the rules in other matches you can’t be doing the things they’ve done to each other lately. Ad if pushed Garcia will forgot that and cost himself the match. I am concerned with the way the interviewer talked about all 3 having belts that that means 1,2 or all will be losing their belts soon (f Claudio can even get his on Saturday which I very much hope so like please as a bday gift to me let bcc all have gold)

Basically I fucking love wrestling and I can’t wait for Saturday and have to figure out how I can buy it on fite tv since I never used that site before but this was great.

#aew #wheeler yuta #daniel garcia #roh #roh death before dishonor #loren rambles #bcc #Blackpool combat club #ring of honor

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment post for aew dynamite 6/8/22

not a lot of matches announced... i wonder what will happen

battle royale!! oh no eddie is on first group?? nooooo "we hear from trent" what the. what is he going to say... i guessed tony nese would be first to be eliminated and i was right. yooo whoaaa there goes lance archer. i wouldve thought hager wouldve been tossed out first lmao john silver owns. his wacky run and then just started suplexing whoa! takeshita!!! i wouldnt mind if he won either i love the gunnacclaimed so much i cant imagine trying to follow this battle royale in pip. good thing i am able to pay fite to watch this garcia and hager have just been exclusively killing eddie this whole time pppowerhouse hobbs! bobby fish! dante martin! they have so many guys in this ring. they gotta start eliminating people OH!!!!!!!??? YUTA!!!!!!!!! i was going to say that chuck isnt going to be here and he is still on some sort of wrestle vacation but now that yuta is here chuck should come out and then get eliminated by him. for the drama oh no!!!! MAX CASTER!!!! there are literally too many guys in here. oh here we go, gunn club out HOLY SHIT!!!!! SWERVE???? BETRAYAL??? BUT THEY HAD A TAG TEAM NAME AND EVERYTHING!!! WHAT THE oh apparently wardlow has a talky segment later? interesting oh no! john silver! EDDIE AND GARCIA OUT? I DIDNT EVEN SEE. and hager NOOOO MY EDDIE KINGSTON DREAMS THO AND TAKESHITA TOO?????? i def dont know who is gonna win this now. all my guesses are out ricky starks... u_u lmao good thing they replayed the eddie bit whoa! darby out! man i wonder if andrade is gonna win this, then.... yay! yuta!! i like yuta but i dont want him to win this. he already had a good fight with mox. i want one of these other guys to have a good fight with mox oh!!! midair low blow!!! poor fenix... ANDRADE OUT????? now its just yuta and kyle???????????? oh its kyle. huh!

whoa. moxley speech i think moxley should win tbh. i think kyle is a fine person to lose to moxley. if kyle wins i will be shocked, confused, and mad

lmao they got hot mics for this entire commercial break. these mics are HOT and ON. im hearing everything

a brand new championship??? MORE championships???? ALL ATLANTIC CHAMPION???? rep your countries!!!! wows

buddy matthews vs pac!!! :)c yay pac both of these guys are fresh out of the shower. they are so damp two muscled beef men are grappling each other right in front of me

jr: "whats trent got to say" lmao. RUDE

huh... i wonder whats gonna happen during this Wardlow Talking Segment... is mjf gone for good? or...

"rooting for pac to advance" huh wha. in what, this? is this for the atlantic title? or in general. i stopped paying attention for a second oh apparently it is! thats sudden AND fast. glad pac is winning. i want miro to be the overall winner tho. go miro! go miro!!

EDDIE SEGMENT!!! eddie fighting hager... u_u hager...

LMAO THE RINGSIDE MIC STILL ON FOR COMMERCIALS hell yea HOT THE MIC

oh! TRENT MUSIC why am i being denied trent intro trent in regular clothes. what is going on here WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TRENT DONT TELL ME THEYRE GONNA BREAK UP THE BEST FRIENDS. WHAT THE roppongi vice ftr rematch... oh yeah i forgot their match didn't have an actual winner. it got interrupted oh what if we have an ftr trent trios match against njpw?? HELLO oh its osprey. i know people hate this guy for realsies they beat up trent u_u

regal and the undisputed elite segment lmfao at tony schiavone's silent "wow"

hangman page vs david finley!! hangman... :)c big chops!! man the audio mixing on this ep is jacked up YOU CANT DRINK RANDOM PEOPLE'S BEER DRINKS!!! ITS COVID TIMES!!!!!!!!!! HANGMAN NO get 'em, hangman! :)c what a solid body move finley asscrack reveal buckshot!!! yay hangman

talk to me hangman. whaddya gonna say... forbidden door... iwgp!!!!!!!!!!!!! hangman!!!!!!!!!! OKADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh adam cole is sassin it up. oh are the adams gonna be fighting again? boo adam cole. booooo

oh! thunder rosa segment "whoa! marina shafir" lmao tony hello. the women are looking into each others eyes and talking about how they wanna be each others problems

wardlow time! whats this gonna be about... not wardlows world!! whoa. wardlow is pro-punk. oh, actually, yeah thats fair. i wouldnt want wardlow to be interim title guy either. he should get a good shake. oh!!! tnt wardlow!!!???

oh! its mark sterling again! hes still repping the security guards "you ripped up LEGAL DOCUMENTS on LIVE TV. you cant do that, you DUMMY!" lmfao!!! i love mark sterling TWENTY-- WARDLOW WOULD LOVE TO KILL TWENTY SECURITY GUARDS. HE ALREADY DID IT, HE'D DO IT AGAIN NO PROBLEM

oh! its the young bucks! "nice room, bucks of youth!" the hardys are here! LMFAO jurassic express is here now too. i love a bunch of guys standing in a room my friend said this is bte shit and it is. its making me laugh jungle boy is so O_O jungle boy's "what" was SO innocent omg ladder match! are they finally going to do "christian cage pushes jungle boy too hard" angle... a ladder match tho. but jeff hardy..........

oh! its marina shafir vs thunder rosa thunder rosa with the kill bill outfit! yay hell of a kick by rosa on the zoomout cam whoa what a counter! and for the win too

oh no! who is gonna save thunder rosa toni storm is here! ohhh...! aggression... da tension.

the baddies segment! lmfao stokely just standing in from tony schiavone thank you baddies for continuing to push alien statlander. more copium to get me through these trying times

oh! kris statlander vs velvet, evil mode rematch! OH!!! FTR TRENT TRIOS MATCH REAL!!! YAY (but also: huh...) lmfao wardlow 20v1!!!!!!!!

its moxley vs kyle time! im crossing my arms. if mox doesnt win then i will riot drinking floor water... moxley... the collywobbles? british NERVOUS... SLAP FIGHT ragdoll...

cool pin moxley thats good. im glad moxley won

secret bonus fite clip

#talkzon

[fluttershiesworld]

For the fiting game thing bcs that seems fun idk who would win.

[ID: a chart with two axes. Captions at the top reading "mutuals ask and i will put your dot on this". The vertical axis is labelled "I want to fight them" to "I don't want to fight them". The horizontal axis is labelled "they would kick my ass" to "I would kick their ass". A light pink heart has been drawn squarely in the middle of the chart. End ID]

you are an enigma… i also don’t know who would win. similar to naima i ahve no actual desire to fight you but i would do it for funsies :3

#mailbox #dilucsbubby #friends

[whowouldwininafite]

#who would win in a fite #polls #tom cruise #animal the muppet #the muppets

[noblehcart]

🤍 + okay but like what if I asked for Dickkim like in a totally hypothetical situation?

SEND ME 🤍 + A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU… [ VOL. 3 ] @myhiraeth

Who cooks meals for the other? They definitely cook for each other but 75% of the time they do take out.

Who spams the other with memes? DICK he's a cheeseball please.

Who likes to tidy around the house? Probably Kim, she's pretty neat.

Who likes to play pranks on the other? Dick for sure though Kim pulls the occasional rare prank.

Who asked the other to move in with them? Dick definitely asked Kim because they never see each other otherwise.

Who is in charge of the music during a car ride? KP 100% but she will let him suggest now and then.

Who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly? DICK would so tickle KP fite me.

Who needs to hold the other during scary movies? Neither!

Who has to help the other when it comes to technology? Neither!

Who likes to get a bit frisky in public / an inappropriate setting? HMMM I feel like Dick 'talks' frisky, but Kim might be a bit more physical.

Who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest? they have BOTH agreed to let each other rest unless its an emergency bc their sleep patterns are total trash.

Who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking? Dick has sooo many pics of kim i'm 97.5% sure.

Who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything? Neither, but I feel like Dick has forgotten once or twice.

Who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night? that implies they sleep.

Who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy? They're both good, but Dick is better.

Who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other? Probably Kim? I feel like Dick is a VERY light sleeper compared to KP.

#myhiraeth

[friedbreadwombat]

Grimbley do a gamble he takes ur house but its like ok because hes hot

○ he does card tricks only because people wanna see them he thinks theyre stupid and doesnt interest because only the high of losing your very 8 litres of blood through a win or loss will make him feel okay what is a card trick gonna do give him a papercut and an honestly unimpressed stare card tricks are so boring and overdone help me magicians are a different breed with cool show things but like if a frend shows me a card trick I will sleep on the spot no thank you

○ a sub way sandwich but in all honesty hes a switch hahahahahaha affectionate bottom affectionate top same word 2 definitions of context go figure go fish

○ i ran out of ideas

○ he dreams of the ocean and being one with the fish, he wants to be a fish, let him be a fish my god, hes not ambitious, you're just too boring.

○ soft bed that people sink into and never resurface from again. They are now forever missing.

○ spicy interaction insert text

○ insert something people end up getting mad at

○ he is not dracula you idiots he is grimsley not hades of the underworld summoning the darkness and like purple fire or some shit with his dick he is people human man who doesnt speak like a walking aesthetic moodboard

○ fully expects his jilbab and stuff to be yanked off by some asshole and is willing to put like the equivalenth of poison dart frog substance on it, also so people perish gently if they rly rly rly choose not to like, seek medical attention or overdo it and numb to death because its really not my fault some yall didnt get therapy

○ i am not religionwise accurate at all but he would be mad and fite someone energy because nobody needs to do something like that

○ he has seen some shit

○ he wears funky socks no one sees

○ i have no morals I would stuff a man in my windowsill and let him rot to be food for my plants

#grimbley thoughts #i am bored as shit and feel like putting shit content that has more soul than half the shit I see sometimes honestly #am I right or am I right

[gavelsins]

Hi dumblr,

I would like to report a bug. This blog thinks they could win in a fist fite but clearly we all know who would win

#//i fucking ugly snorted getting this notification i love it #✖saved║time will tell us if we can be saved

[danny-chase]

New DC comics competition idea, instead of sexiest man competition, character done dirtiest by DC competition

#reasonings will add points #i feel like Anita Fite should be in the running because she was a very sweet girl but written so racistly #Talia is up her for sure #Grace Choi and Anissa Pierce because DC forgot they existed #JOEY WILSON BECAUSE HE DID NOT DESERVE TO BE IN THE DEATHSTROKE COMIC MY CHILD WHHHHY #whatever tf happened to Roy and Kory in rhato 2011 deserves an honorable mention #they've had raven and garfield in high school for an eternity and that sounds like it's own special circle of hell #Kyle's one girlfriend literally coined the term frigging so she's on the list #I'm forgetting like everyone else #dc #dc comics #who would win XD

[saitamasbrainrot]

something i just did last night 😃

i mean if this two fite who would win?

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #stardust crusaders #one punch man #star platinum #saitama #anime memes