princess reader x main 4 (seprate) including butters
I swear- my formatting is always changing in some way because I always find something wrong with it
It's a smidge short because I started running out of ideas
I swear it feels like I lost the ability to write
General hcs w/ Princess!reader x main 4 + Butters
Eric Cartman, the Grand Wizard 
• You guys totally have tea parties when no one’s around, don’t ever tell anyone tho or Cartman’s gonna say you’re delusional and probably not talk to you for a couple hours
• He insists that you’ve put some kind of love spell on him because now he wants to hang out with you all the time and he’s always thinking about you
• You didn’t, he just has the biggest fattest crush on you
• To be fair, you have a huge crush on him too so it's not as bad as he thinks it is
• He definitely tries to put a bunch of spells on you under the guise that it's for research but he's trying to put a love spell on you because he doesn't believe you have a crush on him
Kyle Broflovski, the Elf King
• Elf King Kyle doesn’t wanna admit he has a crush on a human princess for like, a really long time
• Stan has to talk sense into him
• Like no honey- you getting butterflies, thinking about her all the time, and getting all red when you see her isn’t you despising her
• He does all sorts of romantic Romeo and Juliet bullshit to try to impress you and get you to like him
• Y'all hang out in his big ass tree under the stars that's where y'alls first kiss is
Stan Marsh, the Knight
• I saw some fanart when Stan gets called Marshwalker and I thought it was the CUTEST thing- you probably call Stan your Marshwalker, only in private tho
• You're probably the elf princess and that gives him an excuse to be around you and protect you
• He definitely goes to Elf King Kyle like "H e y m y l i e g e I h a v e a c r u s h o n t h e p r i n c e s s- can I have your blessing?"
• It backfires very, very badly. But you know what?! You like him and he's still your knight so that's all that matters!
• You guys probably date in secret because Kyle wouldn’t exactly happy that y’all are dating
Kenny McCormick, the Princess
• Cartman definitely yells at you and Princess Kenny when y’all flirt like he does his cat
• Cartman’s literally yelling “THATS GAY- BAD PRINCESSES, BAD >:( THATS MY PRINCESS KENNY” and you guys literally will not stop laughing about it
• It really just gives Princess Kenny the courage to flirt more, especially because she likes seeing the smile on your face when Cartman turns red from anger
• So flirting is something that happens very often between y’all-
• You guys are badass together, just 2 warrior princesses doing warrior princess things (Princess Kenny tries convincing you that kissing is totally a warrior princess thing)
Butters Stotch, the Paladin
• I can guarantee you, Butters has forgotten that he’s mid battle and gets hit because he started thinking about how pretty you are
• It’s kinda sweet how he’s willing to protect with his life
• Expect him needing a lot of healing kisses on the cheek
• He’s the sweetest tho, Butters also always brings you flowers every time he sees you
• He insists on making you flower crowns because a princess needs a pretty flower crown that’s equally as pretty as her
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