#woke up with this on repeat in my brain

[muffinlance]

Oh Susanna

Oh don't you cry for me

For I went to Alabama with a chainsaw on my knee

#woke up with this on repeat in my brain #AND NOW YOU CAN TOO #Anyway writing went well last night outlined the rest of the scenes I want in chapter one #Who likes Song? #...oh god did my brain do all this to sleeper cell a pun into my head

[agendratum]

the economy is booping

#this phrase been on repeat in my brain since i woke up and opened this site #chattering #booping

[tittyinfinity]

my entire dream last night was me repeatedly yelling at this mouse "Give me your cracker. The cracker will fix me."

#as i woke up my brain kept repeating ''the cracker will fix me'' #.bdo #seroquel dreams

[hyah-lian]

I am...... having a moment where I'm not sure if I'm actually awake or not

I just refound a fic that I started reading forever ago that was lost due to peoples' bad behavior towards the artist and I'm..... I feel like I must be having a dream.

#im not sure if it IS real if it is the original creator #i am not awake enough for this rn fksifjekr #i literally fell asleep because i had nothing to do/couldnt make a choice so my brain just powered down #and i woke up like ok i need smth #and just opened ao3 to scroll and look for an oldie but a goldie to reread or smth #and there it is. i read like one chapter maybe before it was gone and there it is #im really excited #i am almost scared to say anything about it in case its not really the writer or the fic #or if it is i dont want the bad things to repeat #i.... im gonna get some water and wake up a bit more.

[twistedappletree]

can’t get that stupid tiktok out of my head of that scottish dude singing “get ya hands off mah fawkin chickpeas” to the tune of seven nation army anjdjajxjajx

#at least he sounds Scottish correct me if im wrong lmao #it’s been in my head for like 2 fking weeks #always in the back of my mind im going c R AZ Y #that’s my flavor of adhd btw i will literally subconsciously obsess over a certain song or phrase and it consumes my brain #usually for months ngl #i was driving the other day and at every stoplight i was like #‘GEEEETTTT YA HANDS OFF MAH CHICKPEAS’ #at EVERY LIGHT #no matter what i was originally thinking about it fucking breached the wall of my brain #i thought about it immediately after i woke up this morning right when my eyes opened like omfg s TTO P #apple babble 🍎 #non fandom #and ngl even when I wasn’t at a stoplight I was repeating it in my head over and over and over all day and its was MAADDENNINGG #it still is #😭😭😭😭😭

[buzzings]

T O K N O W A M A N

you can know his preferred ballpoint tip weight, and that his least favorite flavor is cherry; you can know he won’t eat chinese food—the sweet dishes, he thinks, should stay savory.

you can know he loves classic rock on account of his father’s taste, and you can know he likes a bloody mary, and one white wine from that lavish estate.

you can know why he never went to summer camp. you can know every sign of his zodiac. you can know that his mom’s name is tina, and you can know he’ll put it all on black.

you can know that he loves walnut brownies from the convenience store down the street (you can know that he likes them atop a napkin for a minute in the microwave to reheat).

you can know his favorite color is blue (not red, as you first thought); you can know that he hates cinnamon whiskey, and, inexplicably, apple picking leaves him distraught.

you can know he hates a christmas ham, though, too, a hog roasted for easter. and you can know he’d eat it anyway despite its brown sugar coating at the tail end of winter.

you can know he’d sooner walk into traffic than take you to an amusement park; for no matter how deep his adoration, to him, a rollercoaster is not worth the spark.

you can know all this, until there is nothing more— ‘til your mind cycles through all the ways… the ways in which you know a man with whom you spend almost all your days.

you can even know more than his lovers do. but you cannot Know a man into Loving you.

#wrote this one in one hour right before work #woke up with the last line repeating in my brain and i was like 'i like that let me write that down' and then 9 stanzas happened #going thru some stuff x #bi girl blues 😔 #poems #title: to know a man #slant rhymes! getchya slant rhymes here!

[bittwitchy]

those 40 gifs took 5 hours btw

#from capping #bc i dont have a capping program #i dont know how ppl have VLC autocap i cant get the tutorials to work #i am doing each cap frame by frame w the e > shift + s > e > shift + s repeat #frame by frame #WITH arthritis #so 5 hours is an estimate bc it took at least two hours to cap everything #at LEAST and its been 3 hours of other work #the only reason it didnt take longer is bc i have a photographic memory of TB22 its ingrained into my brain #someone tell me how to make the vlc capping thing work it hasnt yet i dont know what im doing wrong #but imagine how much faster i could crank gifs out if i knew how to autocap #kpplayer i think its called?? that does too much #adapter only works on mp4 videos that are shorter than 40 minutes #and even then it sometimes doesnt work #anyways im tired #im gonna go do more of jefferson now #i woke up and started jefferson 3000 caps was abt an hour and a half or so i think #bc i didnt have to skip back and forth between scenes its all chronological #anyways howdy. im tired #remember to rb tho bc honestly my gifsets that get less than 10 notes and most of them are likes??? really drains my brain down #like. not worth it. #esp when its chars the fandom is all 'WE NEED MORE' of like clearly no u dont #i'll delete this later i promise i just needed to complain

[junggunz]

:)

#just woke up from my nap #all of the repeat numbers in my inbox are testing how creative i can get with the same phrase #i hate it bc must use brain #but i also love it bc i must use my brain #u know #however i'm sick of 3 #3 makes me think too hard and i tired #don't ask for 3 #.txt

[lighthouseborna]

Can Henry swordfight?

Yes. His skills lean heavily for the defensive side of things, though, and his offensive skill leaves a good amount to be desired. Stylistically speaking...he doesn't have a lot of style. He'd got functional ability. It relies on an incredibly strong defensive skillset that keeps him in one piece against most adversaries (specifically designed and practiced to stand against stronger, objectively more skilled opponents that have real desire to do him harm).

Does Henry swordfight?

Not if he can help it. He prefers, if things are going to come to blows, to settle things with fists. He also knows, though, that pirates love an advantage, and he won't refuse to draw a blade on some personal principle or something. That would actively get him killed. Generally speaking, his goal is to defend himself from bodily harm, and defer an offensive strike long enough to wear his opponent down. He relies heavily on avoiding blows and blocking until it exhausts his opponent into leaving an attack opening, an opportunity for escape arises, and/or someone in his corner comes to back him up. He would be incredibly unlikely to end up in one to begin with, but even less likely to accept a one-on-one duel. He doesn't lack pride or confidence but he doesn't have a death wish, either. (You'd have to threaten someone else to back him into it, trying to pressure him via his social standing or whatever wouldn't work. ("Are you a man or not?" Sure is! Also wants to continue to be a living one.))

Can Henry shoot?

Yes. His skill is a mix of natural knack and learned ability. He's not a stand-out in this regard, don't expect anything mind-blowing or particularly trick-shot impressive, but he's reliable. (As reliable as one can be with the available weaponry, which I believe(?) isn't that consistent itself.) In related terms of marksmanship, he's also decent when it comes to the likes of throwing a knife, and though he's not as practiced, I wouldn't underestimate him with something like a hatchet either. Once more, don't expect anything crazy, but count on him to be effective, if not particularly impressive.

Does Henry shoot?

You know it really doesn't come up that much? He absolutely will in a situation that necessitates it and doesn't have any big reservations about using guns, but it really just doesn't come into play more often than it does. Usually he's better served ensuring an opponent misses their shot– there likely won't be time to reload, and while there's always that one person with multiple firearms, most people only carry the one or maybe two. Throw those off, and you can close in. This is his typical method of dealing with an opponent that's armed in this fashion. Make 'em miss, then make 'em regret it. He doesn't typically carry firearms. His knife of choice is decidedly more tool than weapon and he'd vastly prefer not to throw it, as that runs the risk of it being unrecoverable, but he will if he needs to.

About Hand to Hand

He wants to fight you like this. You probably do not want to fight him like this. He is not a small man and he's not afraid to throw his height and weight around. He's able to take some really hard hits and keep going as well. Despite this ability, he's quicker than people generally take him for, and often evades or redirects hits in ways that tend to take people by surprise; he's clever about the ways he uses his environment and the space he occupies in it. Also he hits really hard. It's rare for him not to have some kind of advantage -whether physical or environmental or endurance wise- in a hand to hand fight. His hand to hand style is much more aggressive than his swordplay, but just as capable on defense and immensely opportunistic. He's a formidable opponent in a fist fight, even when outnumbered. (You'll take him down eventually, sure, but how many are going to walk away with bruised or broken ribs and messed up hands and the occasional concussion? Is that the risk you want to take?)

All of this in mind; Salazar has been the only opponent (up to that point in his life) that he was intentionally trying to kill. Mostly he's just trying to go about his life. Probably he has injured people in the past in ways that directly or indirectly led to their demise, but it was never in the spirit of a kill strike. He hasn't been in many positions that forced him into making that kind of choice, largely because it was something his parents kept him out of, but -especially post canon- he's definitely able to make that kind of choice. If someone is a direct physical threat to his loved ones or himself, he can, in relatively clean conscience, choose to take them out.

#i have no idea why this is in my brain but i literally woke up with it in there here's a post! #it took me a handful of hours to write because i kept getting distracted and stopped to cook halfway through! lmao #☩ there's a light that never goes out ( headcanon. ) #i think some of this is repeated from other posts but that's ok because i dont think i've ever put it in one place like this

[ms-hells-bells]

my current earworm

#'woah it's stressy in the back' has been just repeating in my brain since i woke up this morning #Youtube

[sailfish-serum]

Sometimes love is writing down all the lyrics for all the new songs an artist dropped less than 10 hours ago so your partner can enjoy them like you do because they can't listen to music without knowing the lyrics

#i love them and i will do anything for them #such as listening to a song on repeat for a good half hour like i would anyway so i can ingrain the lyrics into my brain #been doing it since i woke up🥴

[ghoul-haunted]

alright, I did the jane wilson joyce translation of the thebaid, and I finally finished reading that other book on statius and virgil re: the thebaid where lucan showed up so often in it that I'd be EXTREMELY remiss to NOT follow it up with reading jwj's translation of the pharsalia

#while im making coffee bc i once again have to be Awake #i was talking about myths and history and narratives last night with a friend and i woke up thinking lucan thoughts #i have not yet read jwj's pharsalia translation but her thebaid one rewired things in my brain and im ready to repeat the experience

[transthatfag]

dreams are fuckin WEIRD.

#weird in like. technically I woke up from a nightmare just now but only because one thing in it was kiiinda scary #like I slightly scary monster even though I knew it was fake and actually a monster from a movie set #which. does anyone else have dreams of making a movie or like #u watch the movie and are part of it like. it’s not a movie it’s a dream but then #the second half of the dreams is ur brain being like ‘and all of that was fake!! I’m actually a film producer!’ #and u just gotta be like. ok. sure. #idk if any of what I just said made sense but l #but my brain does that A LOT #and this time it wa alike that kinda #like tonight my brain was kiiiinda trying to play the same dream I had yesterday night #which yea my brain likes to repeat dreams sometimes too #but it didn’t get it super right until waaay later #and that’s when I got scared cause the main movie monster scared me a little and I didn’t wanna keep seeing it so. now I’m here #dreams are weirddddd #and what constitutes as a night mare?

[africanamermaid]

Uh oh, you found the toothpaste!

Let's get one thing clear: I can bwrush my teeth all by myself, okay!

PHBBAT HAFFTKACK PHHBATHBAT HAKHAK

#i woke up this morning to my only brain cell playing this on his playlist on repeat #i woke up reciting this #cbeebies #big and small

[cc-kote]

Last night I had a dream that my gf and I went to see a clone wars movie in theaters, and somehow we got like, sucked into the movie? And suddenly I was Echo and she was Fives and together we hit Fox with a camper van, stole a ship, and flew off into the sunset. Then the movie ended and we were us again, but when we got home that night Fox was just. Waiting there outside her house. Just fuckin mangled. standing outside the window like 😠.

#and then i woke up #god damnit #this is my fault #i went to bed at like 3am after getting turbo baked and reading like 5 fanfics back to back #my gf and i have had an ongoing 'argument' about which one if us is more like fives and apparently my subconscious has decided for us #i say as if i didnt just go to the store in my echo closet cosplay #and like my autism brain dEfiNiTeLy doesnt need to vocally repeat instructions after ive been given them to fully process them #she either acts like fives or tech no in-between and its hilarious #its either unbridled chaos but like Compassionate Font #or Um Actually According To The Encyclopedia Of Psthbsbshdha #i love her sm

[the-unofficial-village-idiot]

Love being silly-tired. I forgot the word rink and said 'hockey court' and just fuckin started giggling like a schoolgirl

#woke up at 3:30 for college orientation reasons and i am so sleepy #and my useless brain just keeps going 'why he eepy' on repeat #mike says words