#worlds worst duo

[linkvcr]

No one talks abt how good the zelda and groose part of groozelink is. Oh my gooood like they're so funny together i think.

#People that make each other worse in different ways. lightheartedly ofc #i also think theyre insane abt link together ofc. but thats with every duo in this relationship #i think theyre competitive against eachother. bc theyre stupid together. AUGHHHH I LOVE THEM ‼️‼️‼️ #worlds worst duo #they work with and against eachother #sighs. kicking my legs and giggling. i hate themmmmm so muuuuuuch #txt #extra sucks bc they like eachother so much its sick. crazy. i need them to explode #theyre both the you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid dynamic. simultaneously

[pebbitz]

tWO gUYS 😎😎

#hermitcraft #grian #hermitcraft season 9 #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #hotguy #cuteguy #< worlds worst two tags #desert duo

[saturdaysky]

a little divine appreciation

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God Gale is endgame for Mayhew, and Mayhew couldn't be more pleased 😌

their mutual wizard disease brought them to some pretty low lows, but hey, ignore the tragedy, they're gods now! first order of business is a little worshiping at the altar 😏

Here's the sketch, which I also like:

Got majorly inspired by these lovely photos, one of which I used as a pose reference.

#mayhew #will have a different godly form once i settle on some details. and finish writing the fic about this #but may i just say i adore god gale? he's the worst version of himself and he'll never see it and i love that for him #plus i really love gods of volatile neutral traits like ambition that could amplify good and bad acts by turn #mayhew's portfolio is similar - curiosity. no way that could go wrong when paired with ambition! they're the questionable judgement duo #but mayhew's got an enormous heart so on the whole more good is put into the world than bad. ...usually. #can't take the wizard out of a wizard #anyway hi hello to all the god gale fans out there. there will be more fanart for sure #also can you tell I adore drawing body hair? i hope you can #my art #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale x tav #gnome tav #gnomeposting #galehew

[mispatchedgreens]

pride of my countrymen, my little brother will be born again

#the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #xu da #zhu yuanzhang #my art #xu da is my BEST FRIEND and i LOVE HIM #absolute unproblematic nontoxic healthy baby in a sea of total freaks #he's like 'oh my brother. she's the worst freak of them all and i'd die for him' #this can be viewed in the context of the zhu ouyang music duo reincarnation verse #bc then all relationships and moments of joy would be accompanied by a desperate need to hold on #there's been no loss no grief but really hasn't there been? #anyway xu da lives forever actually forever and ever

[hybbat]

"You saved me so I can kill you", "my wretch of a wife", and "30 seconds" all happened in this series, yet y'all cry divorce on the ranchers.

#and i dont mean this in a 'theyre secretly cuddling between sessions uwu' way #i mean all their interactions have been at most silly at least completely neutral #yall act like theyre bitterly trying to murder each other in every scene theyve been in together #like the one time they ever dealt damage to the other wasnt immediately followed by an apology #the fh people are still out here even after the entirety of dl and 24l so far and yall are here acting like ranchers is made of sugar glass #team rancher #if you like angst thats fine but theres so many post crying that its all over #or acting like its a struggle #you dont need copium when they havent even done anything #sorry but every other duo gets a dramatic devastating moment to point to for why theyre divorced #and the worst ranchers get is 'if we ever 1v1 i could totally beat you anyways running away now' for people to act just as devastated #sorry im super salty this week #and just tired of rancher tags being walls of 'the world is ending and theres no recovery'

[bluest-planet]

God knew he had to keep Baphomet outta Inkwell or else they'd be unstoppable.

(Im actually so enamored with this doodle as i always am. Please check out @lacunalunatic for the Inkwell AU!!!! Its a silly time)

#Inkwell #klarion the witch boy #Baphomet the Apostate #they came from outer space! #star struck art #worlds worst great auntie and nephew duo fr #inkwell klar is her favourite little evil purse dog. magical boy is her neglected son. i love the switch up #i love the way u drew baph...... shes look so chill and pretty unbothered as hell here for a good time

[shokogast]

i can’t remember for the life of me if i posted this one yet but

it Does exist alright!

#epithet erased #sylvie epithet erased #rick epithet erased #rick shades #dr sylvester ashling #worlds worst detective duo <3

[lux-scriptum]

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you got some extra for context because im benevolent or whatever

She thrust out a hand. “Venom?” It took Cadoc a few seconds, but he remembered what she was asking. He passed her the vial she’d requested earlier. She uncorked it with her teeth and dropped a handful of bullets inside. When Cadoc scoffed, ready to turn away and search for his sister with or without the annoying woman, she just waggled her eyebrows at him.  “I don’t have time for this.” “Shit’s slippery-er than I thought it’d be,” Amara muttered around the cork as she fished them out. “Give me a second?” “No.” Cadoc walked away.

#amara #cadoc #worlds worst fighting duo #asks #my writing #personal demons

[quietwingsinthesky]

nap. then. more egg. very important itinerary today.

#ten im coming for you r ass #i dont know what to do for him yet actually but i do know what im doing for eleven #and im letting clara be Weird about twelve because i love her. i lovr her #and then maybe if i am not dead i will. oh you know what would be funny if i wrote something about even and the master aksjfkfjjakjd #worlds worst egg duo. you know when health class made you and a partner carry round an egg like it was a baby and then it cracked to death #immediately. theyre those people

[sxrrandomfanfics]

I'm gonna yell into the void about this partnership finally. Dion Aquato & Lili Zanotto.

This is not a romantic ship at all. I think they'd just be really funny if they ended up just in the vicinity where it's just them and no one else. No other influences, just Dion and Lili. A mean non-psychic who bullied his brother for having psychic powers and A mean psychic girl who grew up around people who had psychic powers for all her life.

They're so different but not in the "enemies to lovers at different sides" or "one is the sun and the other is the moon and they compliment each other so well." I'm talking about a dynamic of -

Dion: You know periods? That's when psychics are trying to lay their crystal ball eggs. Lili: Wait is THAT what a period is!?

I'm talking about a dynamic of -

Dion: Listen you witch, I know you have my brother under some psychic spell, and you did it to my dad too. Well I'M NOT BUYING IT! Lili: ...hm... witch...

I'm talking about a dynamic of -

Dion: YOU LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE! Lili: 1, we're not related. 2, I can handle myself.

I'm talking about a dynamic of -

Dion: So if you ever want to stop Raz from doing stuff, poke him in the side of his ribs. He folds up like a chair. Lili: *nodding along with a devilish smirk.

These two are the greatest siblings that are not siblings in my brain. They'd be hilarious together.

#not main tagging this #because oh my goodness #i know someone will take this as a 'pro-ship' thing #no i just want Dion and Lili to be funny together and be the worst and best duo #never on missions. never on each other's sides. #but they will come to agreements on things for the worse of the world.

[rukafais]

its always deeply funny when people characterise rai’gy as like, especially malevolent or unhinged or whatever compared to kimmuriel because like i understand, truly

but also i’m rereading the books he actually shows up in and while they are both equally awful, rai’gy is actually nicer or at least more inclined to use his words than kimmuriel is. he’s a bit arrogant but like, so is everyone else. he’s pretty level-headed actually until he starts getting peak shardbrain

and then in the other corner, there’s kimmuriel “had to be sat down by jarlaxle at some point to be reminded that killing people is evidence” oblodra who is coping very poorly with losing his entire house, actually, but will kill you if you even remotely suggest it

rai’gy is kimmuriel’s restraining bolt if anything

#I JUST THINK IT LOSES SOMETHING IF YOU DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THEY WERE THE WORLD'S WORST MURDER DUO #ITS SO HORRIFYINGLY CHARMING #IN A VERY TERRIBLE WAY #yes they are friends YES they make each other worse #YES they are in an equal relationship and are very happy about it #until creshinibon ruins everything

[theilludens]

“If that happens again, I’ll kill you,” Tubbo hissed. Tommy patted his shoulder, a stupid grin still plastered on his face. He tugged on Tubbo’s arm, intent on leading them back to the shop where the zombie had just crawled out of. Tubbo muttered a curse and let the blonde pull him along, shifting the bulk of his weight onto Tommy, slinging an arm over the boy’s shoulder.

tubbo and tommy scavenge for supplies and try to avoid waking zombies (with varying levels of success and a bit of magic)

Part 5 of Tales from the Wasteland

5.6K words

#i will hold the world's worst monopoly on the zombie apocalypse AU tag #watch me (is not even close) #illu.txt #theilludenswrites #ao3 #disc duo #tommyinnit #tubbo #ao3 fanfic #wbb!

[braveburned]

why are you in my fucking room

fnaf is a comedy

★ — "I don't know! You think I wanna be in here either?! You're crazy!"

Hissed response — whispering, like he needs to despite the fact that the door is closed.

#bravevolunteer #★ * ASK / making the best out of a bad situation. ) #★ * VERSE / I'll be running into murky waters. ) #worlds worst duo gets even WORSE

[emmwutheunicorn]

Who allowed me to take four classes this semester while also working full time. Yes I'm an adult and responsible of my own choices but why did I allow myself to do this. You'd think I would've learned after my finals week lining up with my bosses wedding last semester thus resulting in me working 13 days in a row during my finals week would've been enough to discourage me from taking more classes this semester. And yet. Here I am

#all i want to do is lay here play bg3 and think about desert duo #instead ive gotta deal with working 12-8 and then having homework due at 11 #worlds worst procrastinater has to actually get her shit together and work ahead. sickening.

[embv]

damn i always forget how absolutely brutal it is trying to find cprimeboy fanfiction when im a /pos cprimer

#my post #day 9274785372 of agonizing over choosing the world’s worst duo to hyperfixate on: #it’s scrolling through like five pages of fanfics like #‘okay cdream’s evil in 80% of these and the two of them hate each other… #okay in this one they like each other! never mind i don’t like the characterization’ #and then so-on and so-forth #also it’s kinda hard when i prefer cdream angst to ctommy angst

[butchdykekondraki]

sollux and terezi are back the world is healing

#[ren] #also new john and sollux interaction theyre so everything to me #worlds worst duo . sollux does not like this girl