#you know hot girl shit

[sweetorangepeel]

Welp I’m going on my first solo trip to another country tonight, this will be interesting

#you know hot girl shit #what has become of my life #slightly scary but also cool #it’ll be an adventure

[novelconcepts]

The defintion of hell is knowing a show is incredibly well-received in its first season, but if people don’t become machines churning out tweets, content, and rewatching 24/7, there’s no likelihood it’ll get a chance to tell its whole story. This shit is madness. Shows in different genres shouldn’t have to pit-battle for dominance. First seasons are MEANT to be baselines establishing worlds and characters, not complete storylines. The idea that this golden age of television has turned into “get it done in one or get out” is revolting.

#the sandman #paper girls #some of the hot takes on Twitter are breaking me #‘why don’t we know the whole story? it’s bad writing if you don’t have a complete story in the first season’ girl WHAT since WHEN #how many excellent shows were weak as fuck in S1?? and here we’re getting shows with incredible first seasons fighting for their lives #like fuckin Christ dude the idea of long form storytelling is allowing your story time and space to spread out #otherwise we would only make movies #i am so sick of this edge of my seat fear that any new show I fall in love with will get axed because the higher powers don’t care about art #this has to be a bubble right? this has to pop at some point and go back to shows valued on what they are #and don’t even get me started on creators having to beg for good reviews to balance out review-bombing from shitheads #if every one star review is clearly bigoted from the comments? why is anyone taking them into account?? #why is there no way to manage this shit aside from creators being like ‘please help us”’

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing...... #also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄 #girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌 #his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf..... #i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf....... #anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

[violentuzi]

KILLER PROM BESTIES

#my art #murder drones #murder drones v #serial designation v #murder drones lizzy #could be Vizzy just saying #vizzy #pink lemonade #🤷‍♀️ who knows they are just doing hot girl shit #murder drones prom #you can find the speedpaint on YouTube under VioleNtViolet #glitch productions

[simplykorra]

beatrice + every episode - episode 5: "matthew 7:13"

#sister beatrice #avatrice #avatriceedit #warrior nun #warriornunedit #sisterbeatriceedit #kristina tonteri-young #that moment when bea tells duretti to fuck off in the politest way possible #epic hot girl shit x10 #she's so fucking cool #you know what i mean? #like she's so unafraid to stand up for the people she cares about #season 1 needed more bea tho #myedits #kty's face is just...oof

[majimasleftasscheek]

What are your thoughts on RGG not giving Majima the ass he deserves with those newest DIGSTA figures?

HOUGH so as a majima ass truther I am reluctantly content to live in the understanding that most things will have him flatter than a sheet of paper because that's just the cruel timeline we live in BUT he has panty lines on that figure so we lose some but we also win some 😏

#you see brahk that could just be regular underwear NO I THINK NOT it's some hot girl lacey shit aight I know the truth #it's got leopard print on it or something and it's pink af #nobody TOUCH ME I'm feeling things rn #blog mod #rgg merch

[homicidalbrunette]

Hey here's three minutes of Plane Jane and Katya vibing/flirting you're welcome

#dont worry I'm still team trixie #but i'm so here for Katya having a young hot cunty bf who is into all the shit he is into #plane jane #katya #katya zamolodchikova #katya zamo #the bald and the beautiful #tbatb #the brians #CJ post #drag race #rupaul's drag race #also jane is my GIRL #out here making drag race for the gays again #we love a mean gay #it was so great to watch someone get excited over Katya's special interests #it was also so cute to watch jane get giggly as the episode went on too #these two speaking russian and katya instinctively grabbing at him and jane knowing all this stuff about him #because is he a katya fan #yes yes he is #you know they fucked after this #or have since then #because mama jane was throwing out some power bottom vibes at him and god almighty them fucking would be so hot #but also Jane's face lighting up when katya asks him to go see loboda with him #and maybe this all made miss trix alil jelly #good incentive if it did #flirting via reading #we love to see it #the flirty little “well now I like you” at the end 🥵

[dani-r]

In love with the general argentinian response to those (trully stupid) accusations on "buying the cup": the response is not about ethics, is that we are poor as shit.

So when a gringo says (stupidly, baby's first worldcup): "this is all payed for messi to win", we all say "OJALÁ CAPO. I WISH. I WISH BUT WE ARE BROKE. THIS COUNTRY IS BROKE."

#argentina nt #qatar 2022 #world cup #mundial #argentag #Is not about morality. fuck you. is that we are poor as shit but also have the best team ever #Wathever the result tomorrow know this: we have nothing else than this but we are full of happiness and spirirt. And we don't give a shit. #we just climb street ligths and signs and sing louder. And break the mcdonnalds in the Obelisco #as our religion dictates #how dare say we buy something we cant buy the very same meat we produce we are in the top ten of global inflation and in debt for eternity #you all just hate the hot summer poor as shit girl we are finally having

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as a bearded pregnant nun playing ball behind the scenes of Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (1966)

#vincent price #dr. goldfoot #dr. goldfoot and the girl bombs #photo #photo edit by me #nun #god hes so babygirl #i love him #and hes so incredibly sexy even as a pregnant nun #sighhhh #bicon #bisexual #hot #i wanna go to THAT catholic school..you know...to learn shit... #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[hanasnx]

obsessing over 6’7! anakin bc the way he diminishes everyone is already hot asf - but the fact that even tall!readers get completely dwarfed by him is 🫶 bc us tall girlies suffer out here finding a decent height difference fr

“you really think those measly extra inches are gonna make me treat you any different, my doll? you’re still fucking tiny next to me mkay?” “no one is capable of towering you the way i do and you know it”

but then they just radiate intimidating tall power couple energy when they’re done fucking :D

- sincerely, 5’10 🫧 anon <3

my heart goes out to you on the lack of desired height differences in relationships fam. he'd have about nine inches on you and not just in height ;)

him calling his doll just to really hammer in the fact you cant do shit against him. after your entire life of being able to hold your own, he's flipping it upside down and flipping you on your back

#also i need you to know that 5'10 is fckn hot btw i love tall girls and anakin would love tall girls #indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #ch: 6'7!anakin #anon: 🫧

[lbhslefttiddie]

old art for a hypothetical inuyasha au

#svsss #arts #backlog #sj is kikyo but we aint doing that love triangle bullshit #he's here to be hot girl shit and steal the souls of weak bitches to extend his own unnatural life #and to fuck up literally any who has ever even mildly annoyed him #i love that for him :') #also because i think the scene where kikyo like rises from the fire clutching that plant is kinda. you know #anyways kikyo was possibly my first fictional crush and i think she should be allowed to do whatever she wants forever

[ghcstcd]

I hope you not only perceive me as a strange, intangible entity, but also a weed smoking girlfriend.

#I'm painting my nails and smoking weed. hot girl shit (he/him) you know

[wizardsix]

i can't believe people genuinely believe ascended astarion is actually good. "oh but he's so sweet and nice" you're being manipulated. "he hasn't said anything mean" yet. that's how it starts. im sure that's exactly what astarion thought of cazador at first, and look what happened.

ascended astarion is just continuing that cycle of abuse; he became just like cazador, just like cazador became his master. absolutely nothing is good or healthy about ascended astarion, you people are just deluding yourselves into thinking it's fine to romanticize abuse just because the abuser is attractive. get a grip.

#crazy thing too is you KNOW its the booktok freaks that don't know good media from bad. the ones unironically reading clleen hver n shit #'hes a hot vampire' GIRL HE KNOWS #and he hates that people think that about him but uses it to his advantage god you people make me go crazy #anyway. gonna go do normal things because i am normal and dont romanticise abuse👍 #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #six speaks

[ebbpettier]

i don't believe in the fandom concept of problematic faves (all characters should have at least one Problem, i think, for flavor) but if i did, fiona pitch would have a permanent throne at the very top of my list. i just think she's neato-cheetos.

#on a scale from one to belittling a teenager who was just subjected to weeks of solitary confinement starvation torture #i think that fiona is a 10.5 and should consider prozac #rainbow has a way with multifaceted characters who do things because it's the only thing they know how to do #good things for bad reasons and bad things for good reasons and selfless things for spiteful reasons and vise versa etc #everyone is at least a bit of an asshole about something. even goodboy milk chap boyscout simon killed a bunch of vampires on sight #they were probably up to something shady but the likelihood that they were gonna kill those girls in broad daylight at a crowded renfaire? #probably pretty low. too late to un-kill 'em though. like. those were People. vampires are People. goblins too. #imagine you're a goblin looking to make some serious changes in your society and the only thing you have to do to achieve those goals? #is kill a fifth grader that already hates you and your entire species on principle and would definitely kill you first given the chance #some of those goblins were probably pretty power hungry assholes but i imagine if they have a monarchy they also have tax laws and shit #i couldn't kill a fascist cub-scout for free healthcare but i'm also very anti-murder in general and goblins seem quite pro #i am definitely thinking way too far into this but that's also my One SkillTM #the incredibly similar way that simon and fiona view 'dark' magickal creatures (and what it means about the entire WoM) is an essay itself #its also a LONG essay and i'm too much of a weenie to post in-depth fandom opinions more controversial than 'big teeth Hot' #so the gist of it is 'I JUST THINK THEY'RE ALL NEAT I LIKED THE BOOK A LOT' #del/lat

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[clonehub]

andor revealing just how many of these fans specifically there are:

people who dont think sex exists in star wars. somehow. theyre opposed to the idea of even a hint of human sexuality in the space wizard show

people who hate swearing

people who dont understand metaphors

many adults who think if it's people talking then its boring and if there's people running and things blowing up then it's "something happening". for them Andor has largely been "nothing happened!"

people who crumble to dust at the sight of moral ambiguity and moral complexity

people who dont actually like star wars they like the MCUification of the same rotation of 6 or so characters and so insist that without those specific characters or their little gimmicks its not really star wars, like, at all

people who like cops

#ch posts #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #are you not embarassed #anyways hot girls (gn) can watch and appreciate andor without doing any of this shit bc we're grown #and we know how to read text and subtext