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buzzyb33 · 6 months
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No, I’m not.
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Prompt: Going out with josh alone in the first time in a while causes him to get some very unwanted female attention, making you feel a bit insecure and even jealous in yourself.
Warnings: alcohol, swearing, mentions of eye and hair colour,
We got out the taxi as it arrived at fabric, it’s been a while since we’ve been out-out together, especially alone.
I smile up at josh as he helps me out the vehicle his eyes looking at me fruity hai sunglasses.
Fabric was the most popular bar in London, we had waited weeks to even get a spot so coming here was almost an honour.
I link my arm with his as we wait in line.
“Don’t get too pissed, n/n.” He chuckles and squeezes my forearm slightly.
“I won’t! I’m just looking forward to it you know? Just buzzing.” I replied and smile at him.
He smiles back as he takes his glasses off and take son a deep breath.
I look ahead and see two girls standing a couple feet to the left of us, presumably about to get in line look josh up and down, I see the shorter one nudge her friend before she nods and they bit go to the back of the line, giggling.
I feel a sinking feeling in my stomach which I’m not really used too- jealousy.
Josh stands tall as he holds me to his side, still somehow not soothing me.
As we get into the club I still have a hesitant feeling but I push it away as the night flows.
At some point he asks me to go get us some more shots I happily oblige and get us 2 apple sours each.
I held the tray in my hands as I swerved through people to get back to our little booth- I was stopped in my tracks as I saw one of the girls from earlier leaning over our table and talking to josh.
From her position josh could easily look down her dress with I assume is what she wanted.
He has his eyes on her face as she speaks and my stomach completely drops.
I attempt to meet his eyes but give up after a second.
I look at the shots in my hands and sigh.
His eyes then meet mine and he smiles- cutting the girl off.
“Y/n- you got the shots! Come sit down.” I smile back as the girl turns around, she was the complete opposite of me, she was tall with blonde hair and blue eyes while I was short with black hair and brown eyes- she looked confident while I almost cowered from her.
I got a boost and made eyes contact with her, I sit next to josh as he throws his arm around my shoulder- I put the shots on the table and look at her as she almost grimaces.
“You were saying?” He says and she turns her full attention back to him.
She keeps talking and maybe that’s what got me.
She didn’t care that I was clearly dating him.
She wasn’t intimidated by me.
He nodded slowly and turned back to me as she spoke his ear off.
“What time do you wanna go, babe?”
I look at him and smile.
“I don’t mind.”
He nodded then looked back at the girl- which she finally got the hint from and hummed.
“Yeah- Kay- bye.”
As she leaves I look in my lap as josh looks at me.
“You okay?” He says at my facial expressions.
“Hm- oh- yeah.” I reply in a soft tone.
He studies my face and grins.
“You’re jealous.” He leans in to my face and smirks- a sweet scent of alcohol on his breath.
“What? Why would I be jealous.” She narrows her eyes almost playfully and he scoots closer- now thigh-to-thigh.
“I can tell- your nose is flushed and your speaking quieter- you only do that when your annoyed- especially when it’s out of your control- I know you.” He teases and leans his forehead on hers.
“No, I’m not.” I say as my pale cheeks flush.
He laughs and hugs her.
“I love you, Y/n.. Kay? Just.. you’re my favourite girl okay? I promise- it’s just us, me and you.”
I avert my eyes down.
“I’m- yeah.. I know..”
He pulls away and gives me one of the shots, he leans his back on the booth and clings our glasses before downing it together.
“I love you- we can go in around an hour yeah?”
I nod as my face flushes further.
Josh was right- when I got irritated out of my control I went quiet and ignored everyone- even though she claimed ‘communication is key’.
I look forward and see the girl who was with josh previously, eyeing me down with a death stare.
I sit up and take Josh’s cheek in my hand, bringing my lips to his and nudging closer to him, sweet apple transferring between our tongues as I open my mouth- he closes his eye and I open mine, making eye contact with the girl- she looks at me and her eyes widen.
I kiss him gently, lips moving with an alcoholic scent with smiles in the kiss.
I pull away and he smiles.
“What’s that for?” He grins and scratches his head.
“I love you too- you’re my favourite boy..”
He kisses my forehead as another round of drinks come.
An hour or so later he calls a taxi and we sit in the back giggling- drunk out of our mind.
“You- shouldn’t be jealous of me- look at me- then look at you! I- should be jealous of everyone that gets to look at you..”
He giggles and ruffles my straightened her to which I let out a huff.
I remember that comment in the morning.
I think I’ll remember that for a while.
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g-xix · 6 months
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(Smash x 10¹⁰⁰⁰) x (Zerkaa)
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Omds those forearms could litr choke me out n I'd say thankyou
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seakerzx · 5 months
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The Last Survivor of Mu - Rouge ✨Mega Man Star Force 2 ✨
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qqchurch · 1 year
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dungeon farming economy setting with a healer girl MC suffering crippling boredom due to her subclass being inefficient for the most effective farming parties so she's stuck guiding noobs over and over again on the upper levels
then she meets this absolutely unhinged berserker woman that's bleeding all over the place but damn she's good at fighting and it turns out she needs a healer that can work with her that isn't one of the pansy barrier healers that the meta teams want and noone wants a berserker because they're insane and get stronger the closer to death they are, which barrier healers can't help because they're designed for preventing damage and topping off whatever slips past their mitigation. MC's healer class is fucking awesome at sustain and keeping people from dying but all the meta parties use classes and equipment that rely on constantly being topped off, which she can't do because she mostly has beefy heals and defense buffs
so, seeing nothing else to do, MC and Zerker go dungeon diving and after a rocky start, they hit off immediately because MC is actually insanely fight-happy and just wants the rush of a good fight, while Zerker is partly a masochist and partly doing this as a coping mechanism
and thus they become badasses that get further down the dungeon than anyone else in recent history all through sheer gumption, spite, and a looooooot of hyperviolence
oh, and they have hot sloppy yuri sex, can't forget that
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teewritessmth · 7 months
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~ Masterlist ~
Rules
About me 👹🎀 (Tee)
Beta Squad :
Niko Omilana
✦ Sweet Tease
✦ Against Him
✦ Insta Au 01
✦ Screened emotions
✦ Insta Au 10
✦ Sick days
✦ Insta Au 11
✦ Insta Au 19
✦ Mattress
✦ Him as your possessive best friend
✦ Insta Au 21
✦ Arranged Marriage (All Parts)
✦ Insta Au (23)
Sharky
✦ Baby Sitting Bonds
✦ Jetlagged
✦ Insta Au 03
✦ Game on, Love
✦ Insta Au 13
✦ Insta Au 24
Kenny
✦ Fragmented Affection Part 01
✦ Fragmented Affection Part 02
✦ Meeting your dad for the first time
✦ Insta Au 08
✦ Insta Au 25
Aj Shabeel
✦ Insta Au 09
✦ Insta Au 20
✦ A Glimpse of Us
Chunkz
✦ Insta Au 18
Darkest Man
✦ Insta Au 12
Yung Filly
✦ Insta Au 16
Johnny Carey
✦ Insta Au 17
Harry Pinero
✦ Insta Au 22
Betasquad imagines/reactions :
✦ Where would the Beta Squad leave hickeys?
✦ Nicknames the Beta Squad would call you.
✦ When you kiss them during an argument
✦ Beta Squad as Dads
✦ Beta Squad reacting to someone yelling at you
Betasquad Text Imagines :
✦ Beta Squad reacting to you starting a conversation with "How dare you?"
✦ Beta Squad reacting to you asking them "What would you do if I turned into a worm?"
✦ Beta Squad as your best friend, reacting to you asking them "What would you do if I pull up with the gang?"
Betasquad random fics :
✦ Cinnamon Rolls
✦ Wings and pads
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Sidemen :
Harry Lewis
✦ Insta Au 02
Simon Minter
✦ Insta Au 04
Vikram Barn
✦ Insta Au 05
JJ Olatunji
✦ Insta Au 06
Josh Zerker
✦ Insta Au 07
Ethan Payne
✦ Insta Au 14
Tobi Brown
✦ Insta Au 15
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justafangirl49 · 1 year
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Harry’s BEREAL goes off during sex and yore tied up the sidemen react
A/N: I can sure have a go for you! I hope you enjoy it
BeReal (Harry Lewis/Wroetoshaw Smut)
Y/N’s POV
Shibari
The act of tying someone up for aesthetic purposes
That is what Harry came home and told me that he wanted to explore
So that’s what we did
I am currently tied up with rope on our bed, having my mind blown by Harry’s cock shoving into me at a brutal pace
I have my head shoved into a pillow, with my arms tied behind my back using an intricate design that Harry found on the internet
It took him ages to do but boy was it worth it
Now just from this you should be able to tell that both me and Harry are kinky fuckers
So it doesn’t surprise me when mid thrust Harry shoved himself fully into me and reaches for his phone
“I have to take a picture of this, you look so good baby. Need to remember this forever” he mumbled as I see a flash out of the corner of my eye
Meaning that he took a photo of him with his dick fully in me, my arse on show and me completely tied up
He throws his phone down on the bed, a few seconds later before he starts pounding into me again
I can tell he is close from the erratic thrusts but I move my body with him best I can, as we both chase out orgasms
It isn’t long before Harry gives one last thrust before shooting his load into me
I let out a lot moan as I react my climax at the same time
It takes us both a few minutes to compose ourselves before Harry begins to untie me
Once I’m free, Harry’s arm wraps around me and guides me to lay down with him
He gently strokes both my arms in a soothing way, in case the might be sore from being behind my back for so long
After a while, he reaches for his phone that I was laying next to
He unlocks it and I look up at him to see his face has dropped
“What’s up?” I ask worried by his facial expression
“I might of fucked up” he mumbles
I reach out and grab his phone
I realise that the screen is open on the BeReal app
There is a new photo posted to Harry’s account
I click on it to see Harry’s face in the top left corner and my arse fully on show, whilst Harry’s dick is in my pussy
I can see that the photo has been liked multiple times and multiple notifications are coming through on what’s app
I click on one of the notifications to see that the sidemen group chat is going mental
Simon: Harry, another nude really? At least it isn’t your balls this time!
Vik: Y/N is going to kill you, is all I’m going to say!
Josh: Someone give Harry his knot tying badge
JJ: Wow Y/N really does have a nice arse
Tobi: No words
Ethan: Nice one mate ;)
“Harry, you dickhead! You posted the photo to BeReal!” I exclaim
“I’m sorry, it was the first thing I clicked on! I didn’t mean to post it! I’ll take it down!” He tells me as he takes his phone back
I push his hands down onto the duvet as I sigh
Even though I'm mad at him, it's not like he is the worst thing in the world
I mean it's not the first time it has happened
“Don’t worry about it, it’s not like they haven’t seen it all before” I say
“Nothing can be worse than when you sent out sex tape to the boys, poor Vik was scarred for life” I chuckle
“Now put your phone down and cuddle me, I might let you go again if your lucky” I say before pulling into into a kiss
Harry might be an idiot, but he’s my idiot
A/N: PLEASE REQUEST SOME IMAGINES
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ernie-clement · 1 year
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sidemen x beta squad!!
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trashland-llamas · 2 years
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Scary Dog Privileges
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Gn reader
The boys had always said you had scary dog privileges, most of your outfits consisting of techwear
Which is the reason why they asked you to be apart of the videos where they go out shopping 
Having felt safer with you walking next to them or behind them, giving a little nod whenever they'd look back at you
Them more checking to see if you were still there, having the ability to move almost soundlessly
'How do you do that?' at your confused face, Josh would elaborate, 'Your shoes, they don't make any noise.'
'Oh, more or less just roll your feet.'
At first, fans confused you for another one of JJ's bodyguards, not really caring all too much to correct them
All the hidden compartments making them think you had a few knives on you, plus the piercings and tattoos you had
The Sidemen being so excited when you agreed to be apart of their hide and seek videos; Tobi claiming he almost shit himself when you found him in the nuclear bunker video
Ethan the first to bluntly ask, 'Why don't you smile?' causing Vik to pop his head up, thinking you were about to kill him. 
They were both surprised when all you did was shrug and ask, 'Why don't you say something funny then?' 
That said, the boys are the some of the few people that get to see your soft side
Such as when Harry uses your shoulder as a pillow and ends up with a few braids in his hair later
This being the major thing that gets Vik to eventually warm up to you, that and he needed help reaching a mug that Simon had purposely put on the highest shelf. Being too lazy to get the stool and knowing you'd have no problem climbing the counter.
'Here you go, fucking noodle, Simon.' patting his shoulder before walking away
Laughing when Ethan can't open a jar
Or when one of JJ's weird jokes makes you flustered to where your voice starts cracking
Tobi letting you paint his nails, knowing you have a vast array of colors
Helping Simon dye his hair, him coaxing you into dying a few stripes in your hair 
'Oh shit, they're going to kill us.' JJ laughing when you walk out, not in your usual gear. It being for a video; one of those 'We turn our goth friend preppy' type but instead of preppy, they gave you pastel clothing
'Come on y/n, do the uwu fingers.' the blue sweater, 2 sizes too big being the one piece you kept
You comply, but instead of doing it w/ the usual pointer fingers, you do it w/ your middle fingers. Glaring at them, 'Can't believe I agreed to this shit'
In exchange, Josh makes the rest of them agree to you doing a goth transformation for them
The most trouble being when you're trying to do their makeup; 'Close your eyes now.' your voice being the most gentle they've heard it
None of them being the same subcategory of goth; E-boy, Emo, Cyber, Pastel goth, Metal...
'You're not going to murder me, right?' the Cal's visibly relaxing when you shook your head no
None of them surprised when you get either a bulldog/pitbull or a black cat
Simon being the one to sneakily film you cooing at the little guy
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sieglinde-freud · 5 months
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hey everyone ive beat conquest again. mhm this is where the game peaks. nothing left for me here. im free, nohr is saved, corrin won, bleh blah bleh
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eltoshaw · 3 months
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NAVIGATION- eltoshaw's masterlist
🫶-fluff ❤️‍🩹-angst 💋-smut
❀ chaos crew
George Clarke
1 year-ig au 🫶
Arthur Hill
Arthur Frederick (atv)
holidays with you-ig au 🫶
♡ sidemen
Harry Lewis (W2S)
Ethan Payne (behzinga)
Simon Minter (miniminter)
Josh Zerker (zerkaa)
★ other youtubers
Will Lenney (willne)
Morgan Burtwistle (Angryginge13)
James Marriott
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buzzyb33 · 5 months
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hiii it me..can i get angsty smut of josh if you're comfortable please...also loved your last fic so cute xoxo
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Prompt: Y/n going out with one of her childhood friends and it instantly getting photographed and sent to josh- though he knew she wouldn’t cheat on him- though, he hadn’t told his friends you and him were even together, he was already having a bad day and this just pissed him off more- ending in sloppy forgivings.
Warnings: swearing, SMUT, dirty talk, angsty.
I wait on the side of the busy streets of London after meeting up with Keegan, a friend from my secondary school I haven’t seen in years.
I had a small smile on my face as I wait for my Taxi, I’d already let josh know I was on my way back but I hadn’t got a response.
I see my uber and climb in, I arrange my schedule as I get ready to tell josh about my day.
As I get home I pull my converses off and clear my throat.
“Josh?”
I call as I walk into the living room.
He isn’t in their so I assume he was in his office or our room.
“Josh! I’m back!”
I shout as I go to wash my hands.
“Where were you?” He says as I jump slightly and turn to him.
“I was out with a friend from my secondary school.”
I look at his face and I can tell he’s pissed off, he has a small frown etched into his features and his stance is more firm.
“Yeah- right, Y/n-“ he exhales.
“Don’t do this- you’re clearly pissed off at something don’t try to use me to get more annoyed.” I say and he rolls his eyes.
“I don’t do that- I didn’t ask who you was with- though it was my next question, where were you?” He says again and I narrow my eyes.
“Central London, a coffee shop.” My voice is firm as I look up at him.
“Who were you with?” He asks as his eyes narrow into mine.
“Keegan Cooper- a friend of mine when I was younger.” I challenge him.
“So- just a friend?” He questions and I loose my guard for a second.
“Josh are you taking the piss- you think-“
He cuts me off “I don’t think anything y/n, I just asked you a question.”
“Yes, he’s just a friend.”
He hums and turns around, going to his office.
I scoff and go to our room.
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“Y/n! Come here please..” I hear josh and I go downstairs, I was still in my black pencil skirt and grey jumper.
“What? Do you want another argument?” I hold back an eye roll and he sighs.
“No- come here.” He replies with a soft sigh and I narrow my eyes.
“I’m close enough.”
“Please?” I exhale and he taps his thigh, I sit down on his lap hesitantly and he kisses my cheek.
I sit to face him, my legs on either side of his thighs.
I tuck myself closer to him and he groans lightly, I kiss his bearded cheek.
His calloused hands find my hips and he breathes in the scent of my hair.
I get his motives and move my hips lightly on his, his breathes getting deeper as his fingers dig into the flesh in my thighs.
I breath as he pulls back and looks into my eyes for permission I kiss his lips briefly and nod.
He pulls down his tracksuit bottoms and leaves himself in his boxers, his cold hands traveling up my jumper giving me goosebumps, I shiver as no words are exchanged between us, his hands go to my jumper and I lift my arms up as he pulls it off, my hips still moving lightly, his mouth going to my breast bone.
Soft whimpers leave my mouth as I speed up my pace, feeling his hard-on getting more intense.
He grunts lowly as his lips travel further down, his right sliding up and down my waist.
I could tell from his movements he was still pissed off so this was going to be rough.
Meh pulls his mouth off of me and brings me onto my back underneath him, my skirt rolled at my hips, my black panties already damp.
He mumbled something under his breath as his lips went to my jaw, his hands on his waistband.
“You ready?” He said with almost a dark tone to his normally energetic voice.
I meet his eyes and nod.
He pulls his boxers down, his cock springing free as I bite my lip, my cheeks flushing.
He pulls down my panties, leaving my bottom half bare except my socks.
He grips my hips, sure to leave marks for tomorrow as he eases himself inside of me, my ankles meeting at his tail bone.
He gives my little to no time to adjust before he starts thrusting, low grunts leaving him as his mouth goes to my breasts which were still covered by my bra, he pulls it down with his mouth and sucks my breasts as my head goes back, his hips snapping into me.
He grumbles and speaks: “this is- all me- yeah? ‘s all mine… ain’t it n/n?” He says in between pants.
I nod as I squeeze my eyes shut.
“Y-ye- fuck josh-! Yeah.. all yours..”
He grins as his hips somehow snap into mine harder.
“Yeah- t-that’s what I fucking thought.. just me..” he groans out as he brings his calloused hands to my waist as he keeps on thrusting.
I breath out moans of pleasure, my eyes pricking with tears at his sheer size.
“My body- yeah- yeah..” he mumbles to himself as I feel myself clench around him, his grunts getting deeper and his thrusts harder.
My moans getting more high pitched as I grip the back of his neck, my arms around him.
“Josh- I- I’m close-“ I grown out as he opens his eyes.
“You can go more than one- can’t ya? Cum on my cock.. yeah..” he groans as he slows down a bit.
I tremble as I hit my first climax- and definitely not last- of the night.
“Good girl…” he breaths, and I swear to god, I could cum again from that alone.
Through out the night, we switched positions and I rode him, kissed him and sucked his neck.
After all the sex, he pulled out of me, some fun dripping of his semi-erection- a mix of both of ours.
He pulls his boxers back up as I sit on his thighs, exhausted.
He pulls my panties back up for me and picks me up, taking us into the master bedroom.
He tells me not to fall asleep as he runs a nice hot bubble Bath.
We had had sex before and after care was something he did, but it had never really crossed my mind how much effort he put into it, how much effort he put into us.
He comes back in as his sleeves are pulled up and his hands are wet.
He gives me a smile and leans down to pick me up again.
I smile at him.
“Josh-“
He cuts me off.
“No, you don’t need to.”
He instructs me to undress which I oblige, feeling a little more self conscious.
He undressed himself as we climb into the bath together, my back to his chest as he massaged my scalp with shampoo and silence.
“You okay?” He asks, a gentle touch of concern in his voice.
Although he was rough, it was very fucking pleasurable.
“Yeah, I’m okay- are you?” He hummed in response.
“You sure I didn-“ I cut him off.
“I’m sure.”
He smiles as the bathroom sets into comfortable silence.
As we get out the bath he kisses my lips the second I’m in my pretty little thing pyjamas and pulls on a vest and some bottoms.
As he climbs in bed with me he looks into my eyes and I look back, before they wonder and see the mark I left on his neck that he was more than aware about.
“I’ve got a recording in the morning so I might not be here when you wake up, Kay?” He asks as I nuzzle into his chest.
I nod as his arms wrap around me, and I think at that moment I realised this is the man I want to spend the rest of my life with.
The following morning, josh had forgot to mention or even bother hiding the hickey on his neck.
The problem was, y/n was another content creator in his circle, she made comedy skits with other YouTubers and had a podcast with Becky bambino.
He was recording ”sidemen who wants to be a millionaire 2” and took off his hoodie where his neck was very clearly on show, though he didn’t think about it nor attract much attention.
“I’d like to phone a friend, please.” Ethan says as he looks At Harry.
“Okay! And is this friend in the studio or call them?” Harry asks as he crosses his arms.
“I’d like to ask Zerkaa please-“ everyone looked at josh and Tobis jaw actually dropped.
“What?” He said as their faces mirrored shock.
“Josh, you’ve been busy!” Harry laughs as josh frowns.
“What do you me- oh.” His face instantly turns a bright shade of red.
“Well-“ he utters as he covers his face.
“Who josh?! Do we know them?” Tobi asks as JJ laughs loudly.
“…”
“Yeah, you know her..”
Quite well, too.
A/n:
FIRST SMUT?? I don’t mind this one ibr.
By the way, should be a new fic every 3-5 days!
Requests are open!
Masterlist!
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collectmytears · 2 years
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Sidemen 9 years of us! Grateful for all the love and support, always 🙏
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gristlegrinder · 2 months
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oh i REALLY like this pistol/pistol quick deadeye setup i've been fussing with. i haven't been checking the actual numbers and i haven't brought it to anything more demanding than a convergence but pistol feels a lot nicer than rifle or dagger/dagger
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firebolt-bombardment · 4 months
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First impressions
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saeraas · 2 years
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oh this feels EVIL
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teewritessmth · 6 months
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#Instagram Au (07)
Josh Zerkaa x f! reader
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y/n.y/l/n Always the best dates when there's peace and quiet.
zerkaa I'm genuinely in love with the second pic
behzingagram who won?
---y/n.y/l/n I won but he got sulky so we played 3 more games until he won.
---taliamar average boyfriend experience
koiju Cuties !!
gerome69 good day to bathe with my toaster
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zerkaa Probably the biggest video we've dropped till date. We went on a laser tag course with the mrbeast crew, the betasquad and other youtubers. Vid dropping this Sunday.
y/n.y/l/n Had soooo much fun
ajshabeel Goated Vid don't miss the upload
harrypinero Why did I not get invited? This is outrageous!
---nellarose BRUVA U WAS THE HOST DON"T PLAY WIT ME AHAHAHA
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y/n.y/l/n thanks to my good friend @niallhoran for inviting me and Josh to this amazing of a concert !
niallhoran ❤️❤️
zerkaa Ya'll had to be there, great times man.
niallmybae AHHHH Y/N AND NIALL ARE FRIENDSS
1dmadeeh Not the post I expected but good lawd
Requested by sweet @aanya0810
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