~Upon arrival at the convent~
Dracula: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FANGS OUT DICK OUT! I'M GOING TO SCARE EVERYONE BECAUSE I'M BIG SCARY VAMPIRE
Agatha: Big scawy vampire? Want blood treat? Like a good little boy?
Dracula: Waitwaitwait-
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ohhhhhhhh im finally playing LOA2 for the first time and my MC Carmen is out for blood. You picked the wrong motherfucker to mess with Martin, you little bitch. If there is one thing Carmen is good at, its having ZERO sense of propriety and holding grudges.
She is going to take such pleasure in crushing your smarmy little head.
Of course she called you a snake in front of all the Senior Partners. Of course she jumped at the opportunity to sit right beside you at the gala and poach all your clients. She will not be satisfied until she has destroyed you. She is petty. She is brutish. She wants to see you weep.
Carmen Castillo Vega has ONE personality trait atp and it is "ruin Martin Vanderweils's life"
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no can can fail to read the room like mr holden ford
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My Pacrim oc Vivian ft some interactions i imagine happening at different points
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quite literally insane the levels the average tme tumblr user will go to twist around the words of transfems and extrapolate the most bad faith interpretations and condemn them over it and then post a full length callout with zero evidence and get a hundred other transmisogynists to take all of it at face value. AND THEN THEY ARE MUTUALS WITH ACTUAL FOR REAL RACISTS AND JUST GENERALLLY FOUL PEOPLE
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it’s incredible how people will recognize you have two different names associated with you, one of which you never use, and still not connect any dots whatsoever. my friends from high school who i never came out to think my new name is a weird internet nickname and people from college think my legal name is a glitch in the school system 💀
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opened up the letter i wrote myself senior year of high school for an assignment (i got it last year but was too sad to read it more than once and just shoved it away) and i forgot that my opener was 1) asking if i can curse, 2) cursing, 3) calling myself cringe, 4) telling my family i love them in case i'm dead, and 5) congratulating myself for not being dead
jesus fucking christ
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hey i don't even go here but like. don't do this
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I have this au I’m working on where Celeste manages to get Martin back, but she doesn’t know she’s actually doing it bc Mara just gives her the quest and doesn’t actually tell her why.
Anyway, the important thing is their reunion is emotional but also extremely funny to me personally bc Celeste’s mom started telling people she was fucking dead so they would leave her alone fkdkks
So they run into each other basically by accident (its not rly by accident) and are like
“You’re supposed to be dead!!!”
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I see gege has taken pity on gojo fans and is putting him in the memoirs for the second chapter in a row
Or maybe he's deliberately bullying us
Oh look here you have a gojo that you will not see for a very long time yet
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Me: I'm emotionally unavailable
Ppl who have a crush on me: that's fucking stupid and I'm going to ignore that you said that and continue trying to pursue you romantically and then get mad at you when you don't return my feelings.
Like I'm so sick of it. I could be emotionally available for the right person, but the right person doesn't keep pushing me and aggressively pursuing me when I've said I'm not down for that. Y'all are selfish and self centered. Y'all only ever like me bc it fulfills something for you. You give no shits that I'm my own person with my own feelings. It's ugly and unattractive and a huge red flag.. and then you do all that and think u have a shot....... are you stupid??
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The person who asks Annabeth if she was out overnight is nico btw. I draw his hair more mullet-y
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@deborahmorgna
Marya laughs and shakes her head, "I'm not your Pietro's kid. I'm another Pietro's kid. Alternate timeline. Or you can call it a universe. I like checking in to see my dad's life wherever I go. I also want to see if there's any chance of me being in any other universe. So far, I have not found 'me.'" It was a little weird that there would only be one where her parents got together in all the multiverse. "So do you liiiikeee him?"
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