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You kicked out the stage lights, but you're still performing, THE ERAS TOUR - Paris, France N1

#this choreography 💀 #there's a popular post on here about the literary device where you use the same verb two ways and i DON'T remember what it's called #but 'you crashed my party and your rental car' is a superb example #i also love 'you kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing.' EVOCATIVE. we all know that guy (gender neutral). #taylor swift #eras tour

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Mistcloaks

Brandon Sanderson: And, mistcloak, we do get occasional mistcloak questions! One of the reasons we haven't done a mistcloak is I imagine that every Mistborn makes their own mistcloak, so they should all look different.

I don't want to have necessarily a standardized mistcloak. I want you guys to be able to design your mistcloak and wear it because that's what happened in-world, is you'd be like, "well I know generally what these things look like, I'll commission or make my own." And then that's what it's supposed to look like.

So the mistcloaks you make are all canon, because that's how they're done. And having an official one doesn't quite sit right with me. 

#🥹 #i love this #mistborn #mistcloaks #cosmere #brandon sanderson #mistborn era 1

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#shakespeare #julius caesar

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

#actually everyone is out flying kites! #sage advice #aardvarks with guns

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Ah yes, the various magic systems of the cosmere:

Eating metal is good for you kids!

Snort colors, get high

What if birds were useful

Maybe if I breathe in my money I’ll become god (also know as: snort glowing smoke and talk to the figment of my imagination)

Nerd with an extra side of nerd

Murder is good actually (pro tip: use railroad spikes :D)

Sandbenders from avatar the last airbender

Haunted by your grandma

#'haunted by your grandma' 🤣 #oh threnody #cosmere

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#incredible work thank you #relevant to my interests #lotr #tolkien #southern things

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fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

#ugh #sage advice

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May the starsheep bring you home

#starsheep #better than uber #art #space #sheep

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Selkier (paraphrased): Has Marsh made a grilled cheese?

Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased): Yes, I would say he has … Although they would probably call it a croquette.

#amazing question #i am confused by the answer though because i would never in my life consider grilled cheese and croquettes in the same food category #like extremely not so when it comes to making them yourself. croquettes imply much more advanced culinary skills! #marsh #mistborn #cosmere

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#taylor swift #eras tour

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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

#sewing #it's so true #love-hate relationship with machine sewing

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#cows #animals #joy vibes #i just love these guys so much

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I think, you will have a very full life. You'll go to college and study whatever you want, and you'll have a career, one that you're proud of. And I think you will be with someone, someone great. I think you Holmes will have an incredible love story. I even think you'll have a family of your own one day. You're gonna make a whole damn life for yourself. I know it.

#😭😭😭😭😭 #what a movie #turtles all the way down #tatwd movie #kind vibes

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#aaa that's so cute! #knitting #yarn arts #crafts

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Take me home

#i like this a lot more than than the old 1989 era outfits! #it looks more like the 1989 tour aesthetic and i just think it's prettier! also the two color boots are so fun! #taylor swift #eras tour

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#laugh rule

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Because I wrote a chapter of The Anthropocene Reviewed about the history of Diet Dr Pepper, the Dr Pepper Snapple Company reached out to me one day to inquire a brand relationship.

I am not one to turn my nose up at Big Soda money, so I agreed to meet with them. Two nice people showed up on zoom and they said what kind of relationship with Dr Pepper would interest you, and I said:

"I would like for Dr Pepper to be the official sponsor of humanity's relationship with the moon." My idea was that Dr Pepper and I would share stories from history about how humanity has understood and imagined the moon, and then at the end there would be a little tag line that was like, "Dr Pepper: Sponsoring Humanity's Relationship with the Moon Since 2023."

I still think this is a great idea. Who needs an Official Soda more than humanity's relationship with the moon???

Then they asked me if I would, like, make tiktoks about how much I liked Diet Dr Pepper, and I said of course not that would be extremely boring.

Anyway, they never got back to me.

#john green #nerdfighteria #they just don't appreciate john like policy genius does alas