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I'm not gonna die before I cop a feel!

Marvin, probably

#source: chainsaw man #marvin susman #todd susman #The Bob Crane Show #incorrect quotes

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ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴀᴇsᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ

#aesthetic

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Mallory: Truth or dare?

Hornbeck: Truth.

Mallory: What’s your credit card number?

Hornbeck: Never mind, dare.

Mallory: I dare you to give me your credit card number.

#The Bob Crane Show #Jerry Mallory #Hornbeck #John Ritter #James Sutorius #incorrect quotes #source: incorrectquotesideas

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#fandom musings #video

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I’m not offended by homosexuality, in the 40’s I made love with many women, often outdoor in the mud, in the rain. It’s possible that a man slipped in.

Bob Wilcox during “A Case of Misdiagnosis”, probably

#The Bob Crane Show #Bob Wilcox #Bob Crane #source: the office #incorrect quotes #A Case of Misdiagnosis #had to slip this in before pride month ended baby!!!

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The fact that the gay episode of The Bob Crane Show is still missing by the end of Pride Month? Kinda homophobic if ya ask me :/

#The Bob Crane Show #A Case of Misdiagnosis #Bob Crane #pride month #LGBT+ #there's actually a chance that it's still out there but I need to see if I can get in touch with someone first #so who knows? #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #it's actually kinda fascinating though #I definitely wanna make a video about it sometime

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Bob, clutching his chest: Quick, Marv… call me an ambulance

Marvin: you’re an ambulance!

Bob, a single tear falling from his eye: I’m so proud of you…

Bob: [dies]

#The Bob Crane Show #Marvin Susman #Bob Wilcox #Bob Crane #Todd Susman #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #dang I should've blown the dust off of this for Father's Day huh #my dad's birthday 6/25 will have to do :)

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@nbctv HAND THEM OVER YA COWARDS

#The Bob Crane Show #Bob Crane #Bob Wilcox #NBC #tiktok #video #fan video #HAND THEM OVER YA COWARDS #seriously though please don't dump them in a river or something #oh and howdy to my 6 followers #how y'all doing #i shall crawl back to my hole of not posting again #or shall I? #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Bob: Well, if the first time I met you I said awful things, spilled stuff all over you, and acted like a first class nincompoop, what would you have done?

Ellie: Just what I did. Wait for my clothes to come back from the cleaners and then marry you.

#incorrect quotes #The Bob Crane Show #Bob Wilcox #Ellie Wilcox #source: I Love Lucy #Bob Crane #Patricia Harty #Trish Hart

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Marvin: Good morning.

Schmidt: Good morning.

Hornbeck: Good morning.

Bob: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Mallory: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

#incorrect quotes #source: incorrectquotesideas #The Bob Crane Show #Marvin Susman #Bob Wilcox #Schmidt #Hornbeck #Jerry Mallory #Todd Susman #Bob Crane #Will Seltzer #James Sutorius #John Ritter

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Gay rights!

Bob Wilcox during/after “A Case of Misdiagnosis,” probably

#The Bob Crane Show #Bob Crane #A Case of Misdiagnosis #Bob Wilcox #incorrect quotes #'probably' cos i probably won't ever SEE the damn thing #source: that one Jennifer Lawrence picture

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Bob Crane and Jack Fletcher in The Bob Crane Show “Mid-Term Blues”

#Bob Crane #Jack Fletcher #The Bob Crane Show #Bob Wilcox #Assistant Dean Ingersoll #Mid Term Blues #photo #I assume that's what this is from but idk

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Marvin: Oh! I know where this is going.

Narrator: Marvin had absolutely no idea where this was going. Saying he did was but a ruse to make him seem more intelligent and likable. To be fair, Marvin had no idea where most things were going most of the time.

#source: incorrectquotesdatabase #incorrect quotes #Marvin Susman #The Bob Crane Show #Todd Susman

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I feel like if anyone involved in the show for whatever reason were to stumble across any of the content I’ve contributed to this fandom they’d be like “wh... why... why did you put time and effort into this”

#fandom musings #tay talks

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Marvin: hey you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Hornbeck: what is the matter with you? You are a hazard to yourself.

Mallory: and a coward. Do 20.

#incorrect quotes #The Bob Crane Show #Marvin Susman #Hornbeck #Jerry Mallory #source: tumblr #Todd Susman #John Ritter #James Sutorius

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I feel like with most headcanons I’m like “okay so this could be a thing but idk it might not, I just like thinking it, it doesn’t really matter, blah blah blah—”

but Marvin is Bob’s son, period, end of story, no questions asked

#tay talks #fandom musings #The Bob Crane Show #Bob Wilcox #Marvin Susman #headcanon #Bob Crane #Todd Susman #in my fic I tried to frame it so the reader could decide whether or not they agree but irl I'm like 'no that's it they're related' #The Son of the Campus Capers #I have more fics to write that dive a bit deeper but will I actually write them?? lol who knows

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#The Bob Crane Show #Bob Crane #Todd Susman #Marvin Susman #Bob Wilcox #fan video #fan edit #video